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Orange Florida Man still lacks chill
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Trump change primary residence from New York to Florida. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/oct/31/trump-florida-mar-a-lago-new-york ( http://archive.is/uPF3F )

The lifelong New Yorker has officially become a Florida man. Donald Trump has changed his primary residence from Manhattan to Mar-a-Lago – the exclusive golf club that he has referred to as the “winter White House”.
“I cherish New York,” Trump said in a tweet on Thursday. But, he said, “despite the fact that I pay millions of dollars in city, state and local taxes each year, I have been treated very badly by the political leaders of both the city and state.”

In September, Donald and Melania Trump filed for residency in Palm Beach, according to documents obtained by the New York Times.
“If I maintain another place or places of abode in some other state or states, I hereby declare that my above-described residence and abode in the State of Florida constitutes my predominant and principal home, and I intend to continue it permanently as such,” reads the “declaration of domicile” Trump filed.
His other “place or places of abode” include 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue – the White House – and his private golf club in Bedminster, New Jersey.
Trump Tower in Manhattan has been Trump’s primary residence since 1983, but he has spent little time there since becoming president. According to NBC News, Trump has spent 99 days at Mar-a-Lago and only 20 days at Trump Tower since taking office.

Lolcow Styx vlogged along with some Youtubers who commented about this.
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Ouch, first David Koch dead, now Trump gone, that's like 300 million a year less for NYC. Better raise those parking fines

JennyO. LuvsFLA

Escape from NY was a look into the future.
Craig King
Time for a meme video with Trumps face on Kurt Russell in Escape from NY.
 
I'm voting for Trump in 2020, mainly because I want to make everyone who think Trump is the devil mad.
I'm voting for Trump because when asked to raise their hands if they would provide free healthcare to illegals, all his opponents raised theirs

Voting for a Democrat is a game of russian roulette at this point
 
"Minus the Trumpian rhetorical overlash, war, empire, violence, hollowness, junk goods and a junk life are all the people have ever known and all they want. But what kind of a fascist doesn’t start a war in three years? Trump doesn’t need war: He has brought the war home by making us confront our emptiness directly."

If a fascist starts wars, and Trump hasn't started any wars, then maybe there is an easier logical conclusion to reach than "Trump wages a proxy war against the soul of America by simply existing."

Also, isn't this the same group of people that rails against America and its materialistic greed? By his own logic he claims Trump as an ally (or at the least, enemy of my enemy) in the fight against what he thinks America stands for. Trump should've been the greatest thing that ever happened to the Democratic party, as a wake up call to how far they have left the principles that made them powerful and a warning of what will happen if they continue to neglect the common man's needs and wants. Instead they threw themselves down the stairs of madness and succumbed to frothing fits of incandescent and pointless rage.
 
Lmao he lost to Zodiac and Orange Man.

Still my favourite morning radio show host team.

I'm voting for Trump in 2020, mainly because I want to make everyone who think Trump is the devil mad.

Had an American friend who I did not have one crossword with for 10 years but as soon as Trump was elected she turned into a complete cunt. I am relishing the thought of her being in tears on election night 2020. Suck shit bitch.
 
Had an American friend who I did not have one crossword with for 10 years but as soon as Trump was elected she turned into a complete cunt. I am relishing the thought of her being in tears on election night 2020. Suck shit bitch.

Reminds me of this Cracked article from way back when. Dunno why, the tone is quite different. I guess because it shows how some people just utterly crumbled as a result of Orange Man Bad.

Don't get me wrong, it's a beautifully written tribute to his wife, one I sincerely believe to be full of love... It's just based on an incorrect premise.

EDIT: I had to, HAD to include this masterful response. Fucking bravo Cracked respondent Voin.
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America never had an empire. Ever.

Minor nitpick, but we did. In the late 19th Century we grabbed the Philippines, Hawaii, several Caribbean and Micronesian island states, and all but owned large chunks of South America.

Doing so, in fact, is what made old world powers like the UK and France accept the US as a modern nation and not just that odd former colony experimenting with this democracy thing and had in living memory, had a civil war over the right to own slaves...

Now, we never gave it a grandiose title like the Brits did, but we, like all major powers of the time, did have Empire-building aspirations.

The double-punch of WWI and WWII dismantled it like everyone else's, both economically and humanitarian-ly, so yes, anyone talking about the "American Empire" in current year is nuts. We don't have one NOW.

But we DID, and so did everyone else on our level, and the typical lefty keeps bringing it up to shame people into dropping their arguements out of guilt by making it seem we were either unique in our Imperialness, or, through tortuous convoluted logic, never REALLY gave it up (same way no one ever tried REAL communism)
 
Why does it seem like all of these blue check leftists are selling a book?

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Bestseller in Constitutional Law(so it sold 3?) better hope it sells a lot before it comes out on Nov 26th because Pelosi already moved on from Ukraine being that their source has been proven to be just a wee bit biased. Gotta expand that fucking scope as always!

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I've included the article linked because of the absurdity of the last section...

"We haven't even made a decision to impeach. This is what an inquiry is about," Pelosi said.

No, desert-snatch, you have definitely made the decision to impeach you just haven't found a house of cards that doesn't collapse when your DT shaking hands lightly graze it.

 
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This is quite possibly one of the most insane things that I've ever read. It's an incredible insight into the absolute insanity that's infecting the mainstream media and the prominent political left, but Jesus Christ was it hard to read through this and try to parse what fucking universe this author was living in.

"Minus the Trumpian rhetorical overlash, war, empire, violence, hollowness, junk goods and a junk life are all the people have ever known and all they want. But what kind of a fascist doesn’t start a war in three years? Trump doesn’t need war: He has brought the war home by making us confront our emptiness directly."
What war? What empire?! Is not going to war somehow war? What does this even fucking mean? Fascists wage wars of conquest, ones where territory and natural resources top the list. Fascists also wage wars of extermination. How the fuck is Donald Trump a fascist if he performs absolutely no fascistic actions?

"Trump is the accelerant to the end point that empire needs now, just as Reagan and Bush served their functions earlier, and in that sense he is a true man of the people."

America never had an empire. Ever. Anyone who talks about America having an empire is either a lunatic or someone who has paid absolutely no attention to any single facet of history. This person's brain is so utterly broken that he's seeing wars that don't exist and decries improvement as brutalization. How in the world is Salon still in business if this is the sort of insane crap that they keep publishing?
The nonexistence of America's empire is mostly a semantic debate at this point. Henry Cabot Lodge, Teddy Roosevelt, and the rest of the jingos spent the latter half of the 19th century openly calling for an American Empire and were huge supporters of the Spanish-American War entirely because it let us steal all of Spain's colonies. Lodge himself said his speech advocating we take Cuba, Puerto Rico, Hawaii, and the Philippines was the most popular speech he ever gave, receiving a standing ovation on the floor of Congress. We just got more subtle about it post-WWII by demanding "bases" instead of land, and letting the autonomy of client states be more than in name only. The number of federal territories in a limbo state of never being able to enter statehood or become independent is a consequence of our, albeit brief, overt attempts at empire building.

What makes the Salon columnist deranged is that Trump has been more isolationist (in action, if not in rhetoric) than either of the presidents before him, to the degree that the intelligence community, dedicated to endlessly securing the American Empire, have been breaking rules left, right and center to try and fabricate a reason for his impeachment. The degree to which this dude is reaching to repurpose an old anti-Bush argument ("ree what kind of fascist doesn't start a war in three years?!"), reeks of a partisan hack whose primary opposition to Trump is the letter next to his name, and not borne out of examining his actions.
 
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I will say this; we pulled quite a few empire moves in the cold war; the most disgusting of which were the times we toppled Central American states like Guatemala literally so we could install people who'd allow banana companies to regain their effective control over the country and maximize their profits.

But then, great powers all have skeletons like this. Like the time that France tried to take money from Mexico over a damn baker, or when they decided to fuck up in Indochina when their staffers worked with the Japs and then De Gaulle proved why him dying earlier would've been better. Or the time the UK warred with an African kingdom over a chair... or Iran because the Anglo-Persian Oil Company wouldn't have majority control over the fields.
 
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