Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

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If you spent less time on Rule 34, you'd know that was fan-art Jerry.

Fan-art isn't representative of the actual artistic intentions of Game Freak, and because Pokemon is the biggest franchise in the world, of course it's characters are gonna get porn drawn of them.

But why the fuck am I explaining this to you, you faggot? You're the one who had a folder of Gardevoir porn on your desktop if I remember correctly.

Shut up you coy little shit, you're not clever.
 
Her name's Lenora and no she wasn't sexualized. She pretty covered up. She has a white husband and runs a museum like gym in game. She did look Mammy like however. Most of the black characters in pokemon however don't look like mammy sterotypes besides her.
gonna be up front here; pretty sure thats lipstick. It looks like lipstick. It's fucking lipstick. I gonna go beat my head into a wall because somehow lipstick is black mammy stereotyping I guess.
 
gonna be up front here; pretty sure thats lipstick. It looks like lipstick. It's fucking lipstick. I gonna go beat my head into a wall because somehow lipstick is black mammy stereotyping I guess.
It is. Though for any sjw pokemon fan it's still mammy enough. She also wore that apron she's holding in the game and her game spite didn't fully help her not get sterotyped as she was the first black character (Unless you count Brock) to be seen in a pokemon game.
 
She didn't jump on the bandwagon, because that's seemingly the majority opinion. Jerry, being the contraian that he is, goes against the general public opinion.
Actually, from what I've seen on tumblr and Youtube, the people trashing HH or crying about Vivziepop being "problematic" seem to be the minority, and a pretty small one at that. They've been drowned out by the massive outpouring of support.

Lily probably just didn't trash it because there's a pair of lesbians that are drawn vaguely enough that she can pretend they're underage. Plus I think even someone as thick as Lily knows better than to stir up "pedo" accusations about anyone else when she's still trying to cover up the ones about HER.

I'd almost like to see Lily try to start some shit, because Vivziepop's fanbase is apparently enormous, and the backlash would be pretty entertaining.
 
Steven Universe stans, Game Freak stans...has stan just devolved into “this person likes what I don’t like”? Granted, I realize that there are obsessive fans that go too far but it seems like not stroking someone’s hate boner is enough to get you lumped with the crazies.
Actually, from what I've seen on tumblr and Youtube, the people trashing HH or crying about Vivziepop being "problematic" seem to be the minority, and a pretty small one at that. They've been drowned out by the massive outpouring of support.

Lily probably just didn't trash it because there's a pair of lesbians that are drawn vaguely enough that she can pretend they're underage. Plus I think even someone as thick as Lily knows better than to stir up "pedo" accusations about anyone else when she's still trying to cover up the ones about HER.

I'd almost like to see Lily try to start some shit, because Vivziepop's fanbase is apparently enormous, and the backlash would be pretty entertaining.
Credit where credit is due, Lily knows how to pick her demographics; she’ll choose the most divided fanbase’s so she’ll at least have a 50% shot of getting people on her side. Legend of Korra? Polarizing show since day one. Steven Universe? Released the video when SU Critical was at an all time high. Even if she hated Hazbin Hotel, she’d know better than to go against a fairly large and unified fandom.
 
I'm so glad Lily has a hateboner for Gallade, because don't have to worry about her ruining my favorite Pokemon now... also what is up with her making Gardevoir so fucking edgy? It just comes off as a 12 year old's fantasies from Deviantart because they didnt like how girly Gardevoir was or smth.
 
He has no life.

Also
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I shouldn't be surprised.
Unless if it's a fakeout, he's likely referring to this sad clown.
 

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I'm so glad Lily has a hateboner for Gallade, because don't have to worry about her ruining my favorite Pokemon now... also what is up with her making Gardevoir so fucking edgy? It just comes off as a 12 year old's fantasies from Deviantart because they didnt like how girly Gardevoir was or smth.
I think it’s some thinly veiled form of insecurity.

Like kids used to bully him for liking such a girly Pokémon, and now that he’s an adult he doesn’t want to admit he thinks it’s kinda sexy and be lumped in with the thousands of perverts who wanna fuck it, so he’s created this elaborate headcanon where Gardevoir is some sort of horrific banshee demon and not just some humanoid in a dress with some psychic powers.

Oh also you’re gonna be disappointed. He keeps mentioning some arc where a Gallade (who is female because of course) punches G in the heart and nearly kills her.
 
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Oh also you’re gonna be disappointed. He keeps mentioning some arc where a Gallade (who is female because of course) punches G in the heart and nearly kills her.
Ignoring the biological (at least by pokemon standards) impossibility of a female Gallade, sounds like a pretty lame story arc.
 
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"There’s no “Will They Won’t They” involved. They won’t. Ever."
"You fundamentally don’t grasp the difference between the romance genre and the hurt/comfort genre."

Jesus...
The sad part is, I can't even tell if that's just Lily spewing nonsense to cover her ass, or Lily being literally so deluded that she really thinks that it doesn't count as "Will They Won't They" just because she says that they won't.
It's the dithering around and melodrama that make a "Will They Won't They" story, not whether they actually Will or Won't.
Call it a Hurt/Comfort genre all you want, it's still the exact same thing mechanically.
So let me spell this one out big and fat:
YOU ARE NOT BEING CLEVER BY UNIRONICALLY DOING THIS THING YOU CLAIM IS ALWAYS BAD, WHILE PRETENDING THAT IT'S TOTALLY NOT THAT SAME THING, LILY.
 
If it's not a will they won't they thing fucking write it that way. You know how you don't make it a will they won't they thing? Don't have any romantic implications between the characters at all. G's clearly thirsty, and if I recall, both Jerry and comic!Lily have more or less said the only reason they aren't together is because of power dynamics. Even though they are together, technically, because of the mating bond. Which Gardevoir only do to their mates. Even if you're not fucking the thing, Comic!Lily and G are basically a married couple who are choosing to remain celibate.

Jerry, I know your audience consists of clinically braindead potatoes, but most other people aren't that stupid. They can read just fine, and it doesn't matter what you actually write, it doesn't matter what the characters say if the rules you set up, the visuals, etc. paint a different picture, and the picture is a very clear image of a ship-fic where the main characters hooking up is teased and drawn out for as long as humanly possible for, as you call it, melodrama. Even if you have no plans to hook them up, you're still actively teasing the tens of people interested in this shit with constant 'wink-wink, nudge-nudge moments' like G kissing Jerry in a shared dream, or having an AU clone-child together. The kinda shit people who like this ship will see and go 'D'aaaww! They're so pwecious togethew 0w0!' If you, the author, is indulging in giving shippers plenty of material for a pairing you don't support, then you're failing at defusing this notion that it's not a 'will they, won't they thing.' Because the audience's reaction has been the exact same as the audience of those kinds of stories.

You go full defensive mode when people point this out, and if you have to have it pointed out so often, it's less likely that people are too stupid to see your intentions, and more likely that you're not properly conveying your intentions to your audience.
 
Her name's Lenora and no she wasn't sexualized. She pretty covered up. She has a white husband and runs a museum like gym in game. She did look Mammy like however. Most of the black characters in pokemon however don't look like mammy sterotypes besides her.
These motherfuckers are legitimately calling Lenora a "mammy stereotpe"? Are you shitting me? How deluded are these people to ACTUALLY think Lenora even remotely resembles a mammy?
She's a fucking archeologist/museum owner who's also a gym leader. What part of that is racist or demeaning?
 
These motherfuckers are legitimately calling Lenora a "mammy stereotpe"? Are you shitting me? How deluded are these people to ACTUALLY think Lenora even remotely resembles a mammy?
She's a fucking archeologist/museum owner who's also a gym leader. What part of that is racist or demeaning?

But she's wearing a kerchief as a headband and has a work apron! That clearly makes her a racist stereotype! And no one should consider why those two articles of clothing on a black character immediately made them make that association and that maybe they're being the racist one!

Also what is Jerry smoking? "Oh I just made them mate bonded and draw them giving each other fuck me eyes all the time and they have a kid but it's not like they're TOGETHER. GAH. Why would you even think that?"
 
But she's wearing a kerchief as a headband and has a work apron! That clearly makes her a racist stereotype! And no one should consider why those two articles of clothing on a black character immediately made them make that association and that maybe they're being the racist one!

Also what is Jerry smoking? "Oh I just made them mate bonded and draw them giving each other fuck me eyes all the time and they have a kid but it's not like they're TOGETHER. GAH. Why would you even think that?"
Wow, it’s almost as if Jerry’s thinly veiled fetish comic is a thinly veiled fetish comic. Jerry can make up all the shit he wants to on the fly, but at the end of the day, that’s what it is: a comic where someone fucks their favorite waifubait Pokémon, just as folks have seen a dime a dozen. The only real reason he’s trying to deny it seems simple:
He likely wasn’t expecting anyone with more than two braincells to bother reading it, so in order to appear “woke” and “nuanced” He’s pulling shit out of his ass to justify it. Shocker.
 
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