Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

"except, you know, execise and a decent diet can also really help with depressing and general lack of energy"

The Health At Every Size people debunked* that so he's going to have to furiously backpedal if they see it. And why is he doing burst training? His poor knees will explode.
Did he buy this book?

*when someone stops working out and get fat and sedentary they get depressed and lack energy again, therefore exercise to feel better is bunk science. HAES people are a bunch of angry retards but they are running on alternate-reality science just like Jake and his troon facts so they could smash him.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I love when Jake does his self-righteous posts about how awful it is that people are so filled with hate, because it’s always followed by some hypocritical attack. In this case, it’s “I was just randomly thinking that people who commit acts of assault rarely get caught, so you know, if someone were to attack the people I keep talking about, they could totally get away with it, hint hint, obviously I wouldn’t advocate this course of action...”

"except, you know, execise and a decent diet can also really help with depressing and general lack of energy"

The Health At Every Size people debunked* that so he's going to have to furiously backpedal if they see it. And why is he doing burst training? His poor knees will explode.
Did he buy this book?
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*when someone stops working out and get fat and sedentary they get depressed and lack energy again, therefore exercise to feel better is bunk science. HAES people are a bunch of angry exceptional individuals but they are running on alternate-reality science just like Jake and his troon facts so they could smash him.

The Virgin Diet versus the Chad Workout.

 

[talk talk talk]

Jake's "paraphrasing" consists of making shit up. Jake, name a "coordinated harassment campaign" that Kiwi Farms was/is involved in.

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Jake claims to have a personal trainer. So has Jake lost faith in the magic of estradiol and spironolactone?

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"Basically" means Jake is lying. The reality is more like:

Step 1 - Wave arms like Fat Amy for ten seconds
Step 2 - Eat off-brand candy bar
Step 3 - Lie about personal fitness training on Twitter

Repeat as needed for asspats.

 

[Water-T]

I seriously doubt it. Jake isn't going to spend his Patreon bucks on anything that isn't video games or Pathfinder shit, much less a gym membership or hiring a trainer (which would use up his monthly pitybux)

This is Jake doing his usual word weaselling, "Doing the whole proper personal trainer at the gym thing" is worded to make you THINK he's at a gym with a trainer, but we all know that our little Attic Gnome wouldn't be caught dead where can be easily photographed putting those sweatpants to proper use. Jake really means that he watches exercise videos on YouTube, and synchronizes his Hot Pocket consumption to them.

 

[AnOminous]

God I hate Arthur Chu. Die you worthless chink.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Trouble in paradise? Jake thinks there are only a couple dozen TERFs (who have a huge media presence individually yet have influenced no one new into following their beliefs, they just make new sockpuppets to appear like they're changing people's minds).

Arthur Chu thinks TERFs are so powerful they changed the course of the UK election.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Trouble in paradise? Jake thinks there are only a couple dozen TERFs (who have a huge media presence individually yet have influenced no one new into following their beliefs, they just make new sockpuppets to appear like they're changing people's minds).

Arthur Chu thinks TERFs are so powerful they changed the course of the UK election.

Jake wouldn’t see a conflict here. He simultaneously believes his enemies are a small number of pathetic basement-dwellers, but also powerful and numerous and in control of all aspects of society up to and including the President.

I guess he reconciles the two by just not thinking about it. He knows both these things are true, but how they can be is a mystery.

 

[Water-T]

Jake wouldn’t see a conflict here. He simultaneously believes his enemies are a small number of pathetic basement-dwellers, but also powerful and numerous and in control of all aspects of society up to and including the President.

I guess he reconciles the two by just not thinking about it. He knows both these things are true, but how they can be is a mystery.

Jake has trained his mind to accept contradictions for years. Remember how Jake would constantly explain that gamergate is simultaneously both just 4 basement dwelling incels running billions of sock accounts (boy, they must have the worst carpal tunnel EVER) while at the same time being millions of angry white men who are stationing dozens of snipers around Wu's house, holding Zoe hostage in an elevator shaft, raping Anita to death, and roaming the streets of NOT Niantic, CT in order to decapitate him.

 

[Kiwi Lime Pie]

Ugh, I hope I don't fall too far behind on Jake's follies any time soon again. Reading 20+ pages of Jake's thread in one sitting is draining.

Jake doesn't seem to understand that the surgeon is only one part of the equation. Even if a surgeon was willing to operate on him, they would still have to find an anaesthetist (the person literally responsible for keeping you alive during surgery) willing to be part of the surgical team and a facility willing to permit the surgery. And each of those parts of the whole are constrained by their own liability insurers.

Not only this, but anyone who is scheduled for any type of major/significant surgery seems to have to go through a pre-clearance process where they have to get some sort of checkup -- even if just cursory -- from their regular doctor and checkups from any other doctors that examine anything relevant to the surgery. There's also the likelihood of blood and other lab work to make sure there are no surprises or hidden issues that would contraindicate surgery or otherwise make it too risky. Any one of these steps that discovers an issue can grind the whole surgery process to a halt and make everyone meet again to decide if the next step should be to postpone surgery to resolve the issues or cancel the planned surgery.

As others may have said, surgeons also dislike operating on overweight people not just because of the risks associated with operating on such persons but also because the person may end up having the same issues or worse if they aren't committed to a healthy postoperative lifestyle that involves losing weight and maintaining the lower weight long-term. It also makes no sense to provide surgery-induced relief if the patient intends to do nothing afterwards to remain pain or issue-free.

Both of those things would have been avoided if Jake had just spent Thanksgiving with the family like a normal person and left playing Super Violet for another day. Under the circumstances, that wouldn't have been a big ask.

Most reasonable people (so that excludes Jake right away) know that the devices need to be powered down or put away once family and friends come together to celebrate a holiday. Many of the same people will even ignore their phone's alerts if they have to keep it on (someone on-call, for example) unless it's something that requires an immediate response.

For someone so worried about Twitter Meanies, one would think Jake would love to use a holiday as an excuse to avoid online drama even if he did nothing else during the downtime. Instead, the desire to claim victim status or oppression is so great, Jake has to stay on Twitter and look for the perfect opportunity to launch his latest Googleshng when most people are busy watching sports, catching up with realtives they see infrequently, or enjoying a holiday meal -- in other words, something meaningful (a concept foreign to Jake).

Even Suicide Prevention Cat is contemplating just looking the other way the next time you take a bath with a toaster.

At this point, I think the only suicide that Suicide Prevention Cat is preventing is its own.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

Ugh what a fucking asshole. Nobody suffers "a little bit of sexual (abuse)." It's not enough that Jake has to try and steal the victimhood of women in general but now he's going after rape survivors for those sweet, sweet twitter points.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Ugh what a fucking asshole. Nobody suffers "a little bit of sexual (abuse)." It's not enough that Jake has to try and steal the victimhood of women in general but now he's going after rape survivors for those sweet, sweet twitter points.

He probably means stripping off in front of his doctor, who told him he needed to lose weight. Even the worst of the Twitter troons wouldn’t consider Jake worth molesting.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

He probably means stripping off in front of his doctor, who told him he needed to lose weight. Even the worst of the Twitter troons wouldn’t consider Jake worth molesting.

I think to him saying "basically sexual abuse" would imply that there was a kernel of a possibility. "A little bit" seems like a slice of "basically", the sexual abuse could be a youth physician concerned about his development, I don't know if youth growth inspections is a thing in the US but he's got a supposed micro penis and someone must have noticed, if not doctors then boys in the shower after gym.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I think to him saying "basically sexual abuse" would imply that there was a kernel of a possibility. "A little bit" seems like a slice of "basically", the sexual abuse could be a youth physician concerned about his development, I don't know if youth growth inspections is a thing in the US but he's got a supposed micro penis and someone must have noticed, if not doctors then boys in the shower after gym.

Maybe he counts believing Zoe would bang him when she didn’t intend to as sexual abuse. I could really see an incel like Jake thinking that way.

 

[AnOminous]

Jake has trained his mind to accept contradictions for years. Remember how Jake would constantly explain that gamergate is simultaneously both just 4 basement dwelling incels running billions of sock accounts (boy, they must have the worst carpal tunnel EVER) while at the same time being millions of angry white men who are stationing dozens of snipers around Wu's house, holding Zoe hostage in an elevator shaft, raping Anita to death, and roaming the streets of NOT Niantic, CT in order to decapitate him.

How would he even be still alive with such a vast conspiracy out to get him? They'd have just murdered him years ago.

 

[Kosher Dill]

How would he even be still alive with such a vast conspiracy out to get him? They'd have just murdered him years ago.

They would, but he's never been doxed!

 

[Von Wolf Demon]

I think to him saying "basically sexual abuse" would imply that there was a kernel of a possibility. "A little bit" seems like a slice of "basically", the sexual abuse could be a youth physician concerned about his development, I don't know if youth growth inspections is a thing in the US but he's got a supposed micro penis and someone must have noticed, if not doctors then boys in the shower after gym.

I am pretty damn sure that yon gnome has never been sexually abused... even a "little bit". So... uh hi?

Seriously, though. I have NEVER heard a sexual abuse victim use a term like a "little bit of sexual abuse". Sexual abuse causes lifelong issues and emotional devastation for many people, including suicides. My friends, both men and women, who were abused STILL struggle with this shit well into their 30s and 40s. You know who uses a term like "a bit" to describe horrible things? Fucking Alex from Clockwork Orange with his "bit of ultraviolence". You know, a complete sociopath! I still think Jake is a giant harmless pussy, but I don't blame people for being genuinely worried that someone this large could lose it at any moment.

If anyone ever feels bad about shitposting Violet, remember this one. What a miserable piece of shit to try and score points as a sexual abuse victim. Incredible even for Velcro Hargrave.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I think to him saying "basically sexual abuse" would imply that there was a kernel of a possibility. "A little bit" seems like a slice of "basically", the sexual abuse could be a youth physician concerned about his development, I don't know if youth growth inspections is a thing in the US but he's got a supposed micro penis and someone must have noticed, if not doctors then boys in the shower after gym.

He's spoken before about an aunt who (at least in his mind) leeringly asked him whether he had a girlfriend and whether he was still a virgin. To me it sounded like the aunt was asking in a mocking way, not a sexually abusive way, but Jake read somewhere that talking to minors about anything sexual is automatically sexual abuse. So he's running with that.

Also, while I was looking for discussion of this I found this admission from earlier in 2019 that he visits child porn websites:

He doesn't even stop to think for a minute about what it is he's saying here with the "child porn sites" followed by "every single one is something I've seen happen." He's so eager to make his sweeping point that he doesn't even contemplate that normal human beings won't go searching for CP even under the guise of "I was trying to help an internet friend whose photos had been stolen and misused."

 

[AnOminous]

Seriously, though. I have NEVER heard a sexual abuse victim use a term like a "little bit of sexual abuse".

A wee bit of the old rape! Jake is so fucking disgusting when he tries to pretend he's human.

He's spoken before about an aunt who (at least in his mind) leeringly asked him whether he had a girlfriend and whether he was still a virgin.

Even to some bitter widow aunt, the very concept of Jake ever having sex is an obvious joke.

 

[kaien]

A wee bit of the old rape!

I wonder if Jake consciously knows he's borrowing a line from Cersei Lannister, one of the most loathsome characters in modern popular fiction.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I am pretty damn sure that yon gnome has never been sexually abused... even a "little bit". So... uh hi?

Seriously, though. I have NEVER heard a sexual abuse victim use a term like a "little bit of sexual abuse". Sexual abuse causes lifelong issues and emotional devastation for many people, including suicides. My friends, both men and women, who were abused STILL struggle with this shit well into their 30s and 40s. You know who uses a term like "a bit" to describe horrible things? Fucking Alex from Clockwork Orange with his "bit of ultraviolence". You know, a complete sociopath! I still think Jake is a giant harmless pussy, but I don't blame people for being genuinely worried that someone this large could lose it at any moment.

If anyone ever feels bad about shitposting Violet, remember this one. What a miserable piece of shit to try and score points as a sexual abuse victim. Incredible even for Velcro Hargrave.

Again, it comes down to his total lack of experience of anything. He has no idea what sexual abuse entails and has no context for it. He’s never had it, never known anyone who has, never experienced any kind of unpleasantness that might be comparable. All he knows is that it’s something hysterical attention-seekers on Twitter throw around like confetti. As far as he knows, it is something you talk about casually.