DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[PutridElephant]

Remember folks, Phil never told us he had gout.

 

[actually]

Here's your fun fact of the night. Phil's currently at 627 subs. He's gotten 186 gifted subs this month. Literally 30% of his subs are gifted.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

In todays stream Phil said the Twitch insta ban word, R E T A R D.
If people are bored, do things I'm not going to mention here.

Edit: I was wrong, Woody said the hard R word.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

In todays stream Phil said the Twitch insta ban word, R E T A R D. If I'm not mistaken WoodysGamerTag got banned for that recently and was a partner aswell.
If people are bored, do things I'm not going to mention here.

Does woody immediately delete his vods as some sort of loophole to avoid being moderates on the site?

Either way I doubt they’ll care, he’s the golden goose

 

[actually]

In todays stream Phil said the Twitch insta ban word, R E T A R D.
If people are bored, do things I'm not going to mention here.

Edit: I was wrong, Woody said the hard R word.

I don't think it's an instant ban word any more. I've heard more than a few streamers say it more than a few times without any consequences. Maybe just a partner thing, though, since I'm pretty sure they were all at that level.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

I found it. Exactly as described from the catalog he said he got it.

$80 luxury hair brush. Wants another one. A luxury brush for balding men.View attachment 1069017

Fucking lol I know a couple of RL shut-ins who use this site. I thought it was mere coincidence that they both used it to blow tens of thousands a year on eye-wateringly overpriced tat, but confirmng Phil as a Hammaschle-man has me convinced it must be the last word in Premium Hermitary buy it for yourself because no one else will goodies. For the man about town who's too terrified to ever go into town.. an $80 hairbrush that tells you when luxuriously massaging the back/crown of your high society skull that you have a full thick head of jet black hair and are definitely naht going bald.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

In todays stream Phil said the Twitch insta ban word, R E T A R D.
If people are bored, do things I'm not going to mention here.

Edit: I was wrong, Woody said the hard R word.

I thought he said faggot. That's what Wings has suggested. Whatever, Twitch is dumb.

 

[Sparkletor]

Look at that hairbrush image again. Right next to the star review it says two simple words. Lifetime guarentee. Send it back and get a new one for free, nudnik.

 

[Toilet Man]

Is it petty of me that I think it's pathetic to hear anybody over 30 complain about "not getting much" for Christmas?

To me it's a yuge sign of his maturity (not that it needs to be mentioned around here). He still thinks like a little kid, looking forward to gifts and shit. He's almost 40, younger people in his life should be looking forward to getting gifts from him! If he had somewhat of a normal life that would be the case anyway.

 

[Dragoonism]

I love how dave had to flex on whoever was playing, telling khet how much better he was at the game

One of few joys he gets out of life!

"Decent dinner"
Yeesh. Happy wife happy life right?

By the way: It's dressing when you don't stuff it in the bird. I bet you can guess why they call it stuffing.

You can't expect a expert on italian cuisines to know anything about american food!

 

[tzgnilki]

Is it petty of me that I think it's pathetic to hear anybody over 30 complain about "not getting much" for Christmas?

To me it's a yuge sign of his maturity (not that it needs to be mentioned around here). He still thinks like a little kid, looking forward to gifts and shit. He's almost 40, younger people in his life should be looking forward to getting gifts from him! If he had somewhat of a normal life that would be the case anyway.

I think he's trying to LARP in front of his wheelchair symbols to encourage positive contributions to cheer him up

i'd be over the moon to get what he got for christmas, and it sounds like he didn't have to spend it with a gaggle of relatives, which is probably the best gift of all

he got to sit in a house that he didn't pay for, with air con, eating food he didn't cook or pay for, watching movies on a big screen tv with another human

then turns his webcam on the next day to complain about how hard his life is while wearing pyjamas, & sitting on his ass playing video games

 

[ZehnBoat]

Phil wouldn't go to a funeral. He would do a $4k begathon to raise funds to bury one of his parents however and then take a week off for uuh family matters.

i picture phil standing over his parents grave
*snort* YEAH UH MAHM.. DAHD.. I NEED SOME MONEY, OKAY?

He really just called it “Amazon.com” his boomer levels are outta control....

phil does sound like the kind of guy to enter https.amazon.com or something like that into a search engine

Want a good look into just how mental of a midget dark is? Look no further than when he started talking about doing dsp tries it. It was a lot easier to do when he lived alone in Connecticut. “Back then there was no-I wasn’t cooking, I wasn’t cooking for myself because I was by myself”

imagine being a manchild and telling the world I NEED A SURROGATE MOM TO COOK FOR ME

Is it petty of me that I think it's pathetic to hear anybody over 30 complain about "not getting much" for Christmas?

To me it's a yuge sign of his maturity (not that it needs to be mentioned around here). He still thinks like a little kid, looking forward to gifts and shit. He's almost 40, younger people in his life should be looking forward to getting gifts from him! If he had somewhat of a normal life that would be the case anyway.

when you're in your 30s, getting anything you needed, even something purely practical is a big win
you don't have to buy it yourself, and the person who gave it to you was very thoughtful

also wtf are people supposed to gift him? the only thing he enjoys doing is watching wrasslin and drinking gin?

 

[tzgnilki]

my favourite thing about the end of the year is watching all the youtubers discuss best & worst games

dave seems to think it's ok to do this in the middle of january, and trying to call it a podcast is a joke, it's a glorified boomer segment

it'll just turn into him complaining about the opinion of people who don't exist

 

[Sparkletor]

also wtf are people supposed to gift him? the only thing he enjoys doing is watching wrasslin and drinking gin?

I don't know why anyone gives Phil anything, he's never grateful.

Example
Parents pay for a trip to Connecticut. He complains about the airline. Complains that he had to eat Dominos pizza. Complains about the rental car. Complains about his mom's smoking. Complains about having to drive through the ghetto. He liked when he got to eat a bunch of Italian food. Including the tax bail out money, Phil's folks probably dropped close to $10k on this trip. All Phil did was bitch about it. "I'm glad I never have to go back!"

 

[Madmartigan]

In todays stream Phil said the Twitch insta ban word, R E T A R D.
If people are bored, do things I'm not going to mention here.

Edit: I was wrong, Woody said the hard R word.

Daily reminder for anyone that isn't familiar with Twitch moderation:
Absolutely, positively nothing is an "insta ban" on their website.

Alinity chucked her cat and is still on their platform.
Dr.Disrespect streamed in a public bathroom and is still on their platform.
Amouranth and LegendaryLea both showed their fucking pussies on stream and are still on the platform.

I'm just naming a few more notable incidents that I can recall off the top of my head. Phil and everyone else on the platform will be around for however long the people in charge decide they want them around. No amount of reporting or messaging Hassan is going to change a fucking thing. Phil certainly isn't as popular and important to Twitch as the other names I mentioned, but he can get away with a lot more that you'd probably think.

When/if Phil does something that's considered a major fuck up, just don't get your hopes up too high. The sniveling little faggots that moderate Twitch have bent basically every rule in their TOS to keep around streamers that they want.

 

[killuminati]

I don't know why anyone gives Phil anything, he's never grateful.

Example
Parents pay for a trip to Connecticut. He complains about the airline. Complains that he had to eat Dominos pizza. Complains about the rental car. Complains about his mom's smoking. Complains about having to drive through the ghetto. He liked when he got to eat a bunch of Italian food. Including the tax bail out money, Phil's folks probably dropped close to $10k on this trip. All Phil did was bitch about it. "I'm glad I never have to go back!"

But remember, he went there because his parents were dying and that might be the last time he's ever able to see them.

 

[Toilet Man]

Late but; watching DSP's Christmas Begathon, on the Knights of the Old Republic segment, and seeing DSP struggle to stay awake in between small outbursts of shitting on the game for having too much dialogue early on might be one of the more insufferable things I've seen in a hot minute.

I don't hold very few things sacred, any game or other thing is and always should be open to critique, but this just rubs me the wrong way. It's like throwing on an epic David Lean cinematic masterpiece right as you're getting too tired to keep your eyes open. Wow this guy is a piece of shit. Actually attacking the game because he's too tired to stay awake.

He takes breaks for all sorts of dumb reasons, yet he never takes a break after he starts actually falling asleep live? Don't think I've ever seen him say "quick break guys, going to splash my face with some water to try and wake myself up" or anything like that. His viewers are dumbasses that deserve to get scammed if they give him money, but falling asleep constantly is just crazy, no other job would let that fly.

But he works his ass off lol. Off into the land of nod.

 

[Pargon]

no other job would let that fly.

I dunno. Those bastards who test mattresses get away with that shit all the time for some reason.

More to your point, though, I agree. As a wise Plinkett once said, "it's healthy to show contempt for your audience". There's a good reason we call them paypigs as that's precisely what they are: damned souls who throw money at a spiteful asshole for the pleasure of being ignored and disdained by them. The internet really does bring out the sick fetishist in us all, doesn't it?

And another thing--oh, shit, gotta cut this one short, sorry. My torrent of over two thousand images of bare feet is done.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I don't know why anyone gives Phil anything, he's never grateful.

Example
Parents pay for a trip to Connecticut. He complains about the airline. Complains that he had to eat Dominos pizza. Complains about the rental car. Complains about his mom's smoking. Complains about having to drive through the ghetto. He liked when he got to eat a bunch of Italian food. Including the tax bail out money, Phil's folks probably dropped close to $10k on this trip. All Phil did was bitch about it. "I'm glad I never have to go back!"

You know, now that you mention it, that's pretty fucking sad.

Imagine being Phil's parents. You're somewhere in your sixties, you're aging, and presumably in bad health. You have son in his late-thirties and living on the other side of the country, and the only thing you get out of him are uninterested phone calls where it's clear that he only ever calls you if he wants something or simply out of habit; in truth, your son wants nothing to so with you. And somewhere in your heart of hearts, you know it to be true.

Your son calls again, except this time, he tells you he wants to marry his new girlfriend (who unbeknownst to you is a crack whore side piece) and visit you, so you pay for your son's flight, pay for the rental car, pay to have him eat at this awesome pizza place, and give him money to bail him out of a rough financial patch. Your son gets married, and although the ceremony was small, you're happy to see your son happy, and you have the faintest glimmer of hope that your son can make something of himself; hell, he might even give you grandkids.

In the shadows, however, your son still doesn't give a shit about you. After you shower him with everything he wants for his free CT trip, he leaves and doesn't call you back for upwards of months. Thanksgiving passes, then Christmas, and he still doesn't call you back. No word about when the baby's coming, no word about the wife, just more stale hellos like usual until, finally, he cuts you off entirely. Because to your son, this was nothing but a free trip, and he's never coming back to CT. Hell, he hates it; he just went there just for free money and food from mommy and daddy. He's close to his 40s, and is never giving you children, and has no plans in doing so. He still doesn't have a real job, and that condo you helped get him was never paid down and might very well be seized. He's also in over $100K in debt, and he's been hiding this from you for years, choosing instead to use it as a tool for financial gaslighting whenever he wants free stuff.

Chief among all this, is that this is your son. Somewhere in your raising him, you failed as a parent. Barring his greed and avarice conceived through years of you giving him exactly what he wants, you've also unknowingly contributed to the devolution of his ever-declining character, turning him into a bitter, selfish, manbaby who cares for nothing other than his own wealth. In your need to keep your son happy, you've also managed to wrench away everything he needs to face his adulthood: responsibility, altruism, tenacity when facing the world's problems, and the courage necessary to buckle down and get shit down when times are tough. In your feeble attempts to raise your child, you've failed in raising a man. And now you've reached the sunset of your years knowing that he'll never be able to take care of himself like an adult should.

tl'dr: If I was Phil's parent's, I'd be so ashamed of how I raised him, I'd kill myself.

 

[Pargon]

You know, now that you mention it, that's pretty fucking sad.

Imagine being Phil's parents. You're somewhere in your sixties, you're aging, and presumably in bad health. You have son in his late-thirties and living on the other side of the country, and the only thing you get out of him are uninterested phone calls where it's clear that he only ever calls you if he wants something or simply out of habit; in truth, your son wants nothing to so with you. And somewhere in your heart of hearts, you know it to be true.

Your son calls again, except this time, he tells you he wants to marry his new girlfriend (who unbeknownst to you is a crack whore side piece) and visit you, so you pay for your son's flight, pay for the rental car, pay to have him eat at this awesome pizza place, and give him money to bail him out of a rough financial patch. Your son gets married, and although the ceremony was small, you're happy to see your son happy, and you have the faintest glimmer of hope that your son can make something of himself; hell, he might even give you grandkids.

In the shadows, however, your son still doesn't give a shit about you. After you shower him with everything he wants for his free CT trip, he leaves and doesn't call you back for upwards of months. Thanksgiving passes, then Christmas, and he still doesn't call you back. No word about when the baby's coming, no word about the wife, just more stale hellos like usual until, finally, he cuts you off entirely. Because to your son, this was nothing but a free trip, and he's never coming back to CT. Hell, he hates it; he just went there just for free money and food from mommy and daddy. He's close to his 40s, and is never giving you children, and has no plans in doing so. He still doesn't have a real job, and that condo you helped get him was never paid down and might very well be seized. He's also in over $100K in debt, and he's been hiding this from you for years, choosing instead to use it as a tool for financial gaslighting whenever he wants free stuff.

Chief among all this, is that this is your son. Somewhere in your raising him, you failed as a parent. Barring his greed and avarice conceived through years of you giving him exactly what he wants, you've also unknowingly contributed to the devolution of his ever-declining character, turning him into a bitter, selfish, manbaby who cares for nothing other than his own wealth. In your need to keep your son happy, you've also managed to wrench away everything he needs to face his adulthood: responsibility, altruism, tenacity when facing the world's problems, and the courage necessary to buckle down and get shit down when times are tough. In your feeble attempts to raise your child, you've failed in raising a man. And now you've reached the sunset of your years knowing that he'll never be able to take care of himself like an adult should.

tl'dr: If I was Phil's parent's, I'd be so ashamed of how I raised him, I'd kill myself.

I don't have any sympathy for them. It's the easiest thing in the fucking world for them to look up their son anytime day or night and find out what sort of nonsense he's up to and what sort of person he is. It's been a matter of minutes for years now. Whether they've done it or not, or for whatever reason they have or haven't, they're still choosing to support and enable him. For all any of us know they're both 100% in his corner. If they're able to feel enough for it to eat at them, they've earned every moment of it.