DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Phil has many, many flaws, among them are taking good things for granted and not thinking long term. Phil stumbled into a job where he was making well over $250k just for uploading videos to YouTube. Phil honestly thought he would be making that kind of money for the rest of his life and so he every dollar he made he immediately spent.

I think Phil's even worse than that. Watching videos from just before the Renton move, he knew he was making less money and that this wasn't sustainable. That's why he amped up the begging.

Phil deserved to get rich for "busting his ass" playing video games all day. He deserved a hot young wife to show off. He deserves it all. And he's enabled to be this entitled snot by his parents at every turn.

 

[tomstone]

when did he start talking about all the rules on twitch on that he has to abide by them? did he get a slap on the wrist from them?

 

[Forbidden Math]

Just throwing in some clips from todays ongoing stream, nothing major!

I dont know any other streamer that has to bring up the rules and in such an elaborate way of doing it either!
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Ofcourse the shout-outs is his favorit part of the prestream since he gets to talk about how much money people throw at him, but he can't say that!
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Pointing out that the rules section came about 50 min into the pre-stream and the pre-stream ended about 45 min later!

He is very hyped today because of?
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He used to be a professional MW player and has his own team!
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Edit:

Not only was Phil a bodybuilder, but so was his dad!
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I wish his audience weren't so full of cucks and would have followed up on that MW question. I mean "what was the name of your team? What tournament?" would be natural questions to follow.

 

[actually]

when did he start talking about all the rules on twitch on that he has to abide by them? did he get a slap on the wrist from them?

What rules did he bring up specifically, if any? That usually points to the cause.

 

[That creep who licks you]

His parents aren't an exception. His father had to outright leave the room while his mom told him he needed to work toward resolving his financial difficulties rather than coming to them for help. The only inference I can draw from that is this is a conversation that he has participated in one too many times and he doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

It's finally gotten that bad? People have been saying the end is near for Phill for the last 5 years, that has to be one of the final nails in the coffin.

 

[tomstone]

What rules did he bring up specifically, if any? That usually points to the cause.

nothing specific just talking about the "twitch rules". i heard him talking about it few days ago during prestream and it seems he did talk about it again today.

 

[UncleTusky]

He used to be a professional MW player and has his own team!

Obvious lie is obvious. His old DSPGaming channel predates Modern Warfare, which came out on 5 November 2007, and he was just as fond of video spam back then too. Guess what isn't on there?

His parents aren't an exception. His father had to outright leave the room while his mom told him he needed to work toward resolving his financial difficulties rather than coming to them for help. The only inference I can draw from that is this is a conversation that he has participated in one too many times and he doesn't want to deal with it anymore.

It's finally gotten that bad? People have been saying the end is near for Phill for the last 5 years, that has to be one of the final nails in the coffin.

His parents said that after paying for his airfare, room and board, and who knows what else related to the wedding on top of their regular infusion of pitybux. Even if we take Phil at his word here this sounds like a really toothless threat.

 

[Sparkletor]

He's been giving us the rules lecture every single day for months. Nothing new. Nothing to get excited about. I hear the rules every day and can recite them pretty much word for word.

The Rules:
DSP streams to Twitch. Twitch is a business and therefore he has to abide by their rules. He can't do or say whatever he wants. I hope you understand.

Phil also has his own code of conduct for his streams. There are two taboo subjects that Phil has discovered through his 11 years of making content on the internet. These subjects nobody can seem to agree on and it causes arguments. These subjects are politics and religion. If a game has political or religion themes, yeah sure, that's the exception and you can talk about that. But Phil doesn't want any talk about Trump or Brexit. People come to the stream to relax and forget about their life. Whenever the chat starts talking about, ooh impeach Trump or vote on Brexit the whole stream gets derailed. Nobody wants that.

Last of all, we are all aware that criminals illegally restream Phil's content every day. They are no talent losers who can't do anything productive. They ride Phil's coat tails to make a living stealing money from Phil. They are disgusting people and they aren't allowed on twitch. Youtube doesn't care about them literally committing crimes and if you feel like reporting them, go ahead but Phil isn't going to report them personally. He's too busy to care about those disgusting pieces of human donkey shit. Do not bring up these criminals or talk about what they are saying on different websites. They get their jollies from hurting people on the internet, sick I know. If you talk about them you just give them attention, which is what they want because they can't get attention through legal and positive means.

Ok. Time for shout outs

 

[Comma]

I'm getting the feeling that whatever kind of "extra" money DSP had the past 6-8 weeks or so that made him not beg for tips that much seems to be gone. He has been begging for tips structurally during today's (boring as fuck) stream. I'm doing other shit with this on in the background so I might have missed some stuff, but I'd say he mentioned needing tips five times today already (so once per hour, on average).

Paypigs need to prepare their wallets, because it's a looooong way to the next Twitch paycheck...

 

[tzgnilki]

I'm getting the feeling that whatever kind of "extra" money DSP had the past 6-8 weeks or so that made him not beg for tips that much seems to be gone. He has been begging for tips structurally during today's (boring as fuck) stream. I'm doing other shit with this on in the background so I might have missed some stuff, but I'd say he mentioned needing tips five times today already (so once per hour, on average).

Paypigs need to prepare their wallets, because it's a looooong way to the next Twitch paycheck...

the $2k was probably used to buy khet some jewellery

 

[Billericay Dickie]

The bugle calls segment was a little hard to get through.

Personally, although brief, the BadBunny drama (this was comical on how Phil handled the situation and MOD Drama afterwards), would've been a better substitute.

 

[Toilet Man]

RE DSP's sex life, anybody else remember his 2014 co-op Sims 4 series with Leanna?

One of the more bizarre insights into DSP's sexual side I think. Besides the fact that his attempts at comedy and commentary are indistinguishable from his co-op commentary with Rambo here, the male Sim also has to be forced off his ass (from doing "work") while also very tired to satisfy his woman, and DSP says about the male Sim something to the effect of "anything referencing intelligence with this guy is a misnomer" which is hilariously ironic to me.

I think this is the most I've ever seen DSP and Leanna flirt in their kahntent together, and it's pretty bizarre and clumsy. I wouldn't be surprised if this was an attempt by Leanna to invoke some sort of passion from him but instead just triggered clownmode commentary. I remember that time Leanna wore some cosplay thing and she was pushing her boobs out and DSP turned to her and said "what are you doing?" before looking back at the camera. The father/daughter meme is so perfect for those two, because he literally treated Leanna like she was his annoying daughter starting to discover her sexuality or something.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

I'm having a hard time finding it on Pigpiggo, but I definitely remember him talking about his soulmaid constantly wanting to fuck before she moved in. Apparently Subaru man wasn't hitting that shit right at all, cause she couldn't get enough of the DarksydeDick. In fact, Dark was laying so much pipe it was becoming problematic for him.

Fast-forward two years and our resident nympho doesn't even want to be bust down before bed. She's totally fine with her husband building gay-ass Minecraft statues and going on boomer rants during what should be their underwear time. That's kind of fucking weird...

Now it's common for sex drives to be sky-high in the opening months of a new relationship, that's to be expected. But it seems like she's gone from being a full-blown cockgoblin to borderline chaste in only a matter of two years. And they're newlyweds. What are you supposed to make of that?
You would think their marriage would signify the actual desire to start a family; to settle down with the person you claim to be your soulmate; to have kids that aren't your fucking cat.

But then you have shit like him telling us he can't even find time to eat breakfast with her in the morning. The planets somehow can't align to make that feat happen... when this nigga works from home and makes his own schedule.

He'd rather spend 30 minutes reading stream chat and jerking off than eating a bowl of lucky charms with his horse. Really makes it hard to believe he's actively giving her dick. Maybe once a week on his day off, but even that seem generous.

I'd probably put her insatiable lust for cock next to her love for cleaning and her amazing cooking abilities. Unless Jim is out there wearing that ass out I'm gonna call that one debunked.

Can I just ask.. why... why the burning curiosity about this with so many people all of a sudden?... I've thrown up in my mouth like 3x in the past 2 pages.

1. Whatever you heard him say (and I recall absolutely zero humblebragging of DSPussyDestroyer but I would've promptly memory-holed that shit if I did), he was lying. Simple.
2. Would you fuck that whining flabby betamale low-T pile of dogshit? Everything about him that matters more than his looks is even uglier than the outside. I wouldn't fuck that dude with a bargepole.
3. People that get laid with regularity simply do not roidrage like he does, over the shit that sets him off, for as long as he'll scream about them, every single day.

I don't know what else to tell you, famalamz. I doubt there's much math involved here. Also, bloodpuke.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Does anybody remember a time when tips weren’t the best way to help him out? I feel like I just woke outta a pignosis daze but fuck man there was a time not long ago he would actually slow down on his begging slightly, and just say how to support him. “Tipping me helps me the most right now” used to be a specific phrase he would use for the beginning of the month before twitch payments....and somewhere we entered this bizzaro world where he feels the need to repeat multiple times a day to the same people that tipping him is the best way to give him money

Like god damn....no fucking shit dude....of course the method that directly puts the money in your hooves is the most efficient way to pay you....I think anyone who cares fucking knows by now. Have we ever had people giving large cheers that suddenly took his word and was like “damn I didn’t know these bits weren’t enough better bust out my paypal”

Its just so wacky how casually shit like this happens with this dude, he used to say this when he was supposedly tight on cash before his paycheck, and now we’re in a reality where no matter what he needs tip, even the day he gets payed by twitch. We just entered this eternal state of needing tips

 

[WutangLee]

Does anybody remember a time when tips weren’t the best way to help him out? I feel like I just woke outta a pignosis daze but fuck man there was a time not long ago he would actually slow down on his begging slightly, and just say how to support him. “Tipping me helps me the most right now” used to be a specific phrase he would use for the beginning of the month before twitch payments....and somewhere we entered this bizzaro world where he feels the need to repeat multiple times a day to the same people that tipping him is the best way to give him money

Like god damn....no fucking shit dude....of course the method that directly puts the money in your hooves is the most efficient way to pay you....I think anyone who cares fucking knows by now. Have we ever had people giving large cheers that suddenly took his word and was like “damn I didn’t know these bits weren’t enough better bust out my paypal”

Its just so wacky how casually shit like this happens with this dude, he used to say this when he was supposedly tight on cash before his paycheck, and now we’re in a reality where no matter what he needs tip, even the day he gets payed by twitch. We just entered this eternal state of needing tips

Honestly, him ranting about how other streamers would stop midgame to thank donations is still fresh in my mind. And now watching him beg, is kinda sad.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

Does anybody remember a time when tips weren’t the best way to help him out? I feel like I just woke outta a pignosis daze but fuck man there was a time not long ago he would actually slow down on his begging slightly, and just say how to support him. “Tipping me helps me the most right now” used to be a specific phrase he would use for the beginning of the month before twitch payments....and somewhere we entered this bizzaro world where he feels the need to repeat multiple times a day to the same people that tipping him is the best way to give him money

Like god damn....no fucking shit dude....of course the method that directly puts the money in your hooves is the most efficient way to pay you....I think anyone who cares fucking knows by now. Have we ever had people giving large cheers that suddenly took his word and was like “damn I didn’t know these bits weren’t enough better bust out my paypal”

Its just so wacky how casually shit like this happens with this dude, he used to say this when he was supposedly tight on cash before his paycheck, and now we’re in a reality where no matter what he needs tip, even the day he gets payed by twitch. We just entered this eternal state of needing tips

I'm 100% confident it has been more than a solid year of "tipping me is the best way to help me out". I kept a small tally going at the beginning of the year(around Feburary or so) of how many times he said it only to go numb to the idea of it and just assume he'd forget or shut up about it by the end of his tahxes dilemma. I was proven wrong instantly as the next stream was the same fucking phrase.

It felt fucking hilarious to me cause as the fact that he would just keep saying since it would discourage people and newcomers from "contributing" in their own ways such as subbing and cheering. He even talks down on the people who gifted subs cause it made people tip less. He got mad that he got gifted subs from Tut and "EmeraldGreen" because people stopped giving him money when they realized he had close to 2k subs.

It's such a weird thing to me cause he used to always say something close to "I need tips to buy games or pay bills (hint hint) until Twitch pays me on the 15th", which made sense to any idiot who was too stupid to ask questions(that or he banned the ones who woke up from the pignosis). It went from that to just "I need to pay my day to day bills/get ready to pay my taxhes."

Can't wait for the foreclosure saga/divorce saga

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

It was a lot longer than a year ago, I remember thinking Twitch wasn't going to put up with Phil discouraging subs and cheers. Ha, how naive I was.

 

[Schmeckel]

Does anybody remember a time when tips weren’t the best way to help him out? I feel like I just woke outta a pignosis daze but fuck man there was a time not long ago he would actually slow down on his begging slightly, and just say how to support him. “Tipping me helps me the most right now” used to be a specific phrase he would use for the beginning of the month before twitch payments....and somewhere we entered this bizzaro world where he feels the need to repeat multiple times a day to the same people that tipping him is the best way to give him money

Like god damn....no fucking shit dude....of course the method that directly puts the money in your hooves is the most efficient way to pay you....I think anyone who cares fucking knows by now. Have we ever had people giving large cheers that suddenly took his word and was like “damn I didn’t know these bits weren’t enough better bust out my paypal”

Its just so wacky how casually shit like this happens with this dude, he used to say this when he was supposedly tight on cash before his paycheck, and now we’re in a reality where no matter what he needs tip, even the day he gets payed by twitch. We just entered this eternal state of needing tips

I think he used to whore out his paymetons all the time saying the same thing, that if you pledge to his paymetons, he gets it immediately and you don't have to do it every month.

 

[BlackDragoons]

Correct me if I'm wrong, i'm not that much into the fighting game scene, but isn't SFA3 considered one of the best Fighting Games of all time?

 

[killuminati]

Can I just ask.. why... why the burning curiosity about this with so many people all of a sudden?... I've thrown up in my mouth like 3x in the past 2 pages.

1. Whatever you heard him say (and I recall absolutely zero humblebragging of DSPussyDestroyer but I would've promptly memory-holed that shit if I did), he was lying. Simple.
2. Would you fuck that whining flabby betamale low-T pile of dogshit? Everything about him that matters more than his looks is even uglier than the outside. I wouldn't fuck that dude with a bargepole.
3. People that get laid with regularity simply do not roidrage like he does, over the shit that sets him off, for as long as he'll scream about them, every single day.

I don't know what else to tell you, famalamz. I doubt there's much math involved here. Also, bloodpuke.

It was a tongue-in-cheek post, don't worry. I know he was completely full of shit about that, just like her desire to be his full-time maid was complete bullshit. The opportunity to shitpost about it was too good to pass up though.