DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[James Smith]

Needs tips for groceries tomorrow. You can almost smell the desperation through the screen.

He has only gotten $9,000 this month. It would have been impossible for him to save any of it.

 

[Dragoonism]

Looks like that Wolverine figure was not the only figurine he didn't get...

This is the same guy that as a adult opens the collectable boxes and plays with the figurines and tries to sell them off as in mint condition!

 

[James Smith]

This is the same guy that as a adult opens the collectable boxes and plays with the figurines and tries to sell them off as in mint condition!

It is in mint condition. It just broke by itself.

Actually that one there is better than mint condition because the broken glasses are held together with tape.

 

[actually]

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Anybody else think silentbob is probably planetjeff? Including today, I have the following:

silentbob tipped [5] times: $185.00 (Avg: $37.00)

Jeff used to show up with ~$100-200 tips once a month (or once every few months). Probably did some anonymous tipping as well (or just went completely behind the scenes with the most honest streamer on Twitch) for the begathon.

 

[Shield Breaker]

Looks like that Wolverine figure was not the only figurine he didn't get...
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This is the same guy that as a adult opens the collectable boxes and plays with the figurines and tries to sell them off as in mint condition!

'Dunno why they did it, maybe to create scarcity?'

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Someone complained about the pre stream being too long. Phil just said he needs the pre stream because he is not like other streamers who start the stream and spend an hour not even playing the game because they just talk.

...what? I don't even

It’s amazing how unaware he is of other people on the platform, but how willing he is to weaponize his ignorance.

Let’s all be happy dark is a nobody providing up embarrassing laughs online, his disconnect from reality would be dangerous if he had someone snaked his way into a position of power at a company. Phil’s massive ignorance to the world around him and the people living in it remind me of like, the higher ups who pushed for that horrendous sonic movie design.

Every time you watch a movie, see a product, or hear a politician say something absurd and wonder “how did these people not see how horrible of an idea this was? How did these people think the populace would like that?” That would be phil if he had pig lucked his way into a position of power.

 

[Watamelon]

What’s insane to me is with DSP’s daily tips goal totaling $200 and taking into account his 6 hours of daily streaming, he expects to make roughly $33.33 per hour for the “work” he “produces.”

This cocksucker genuinely believes that the awful content he puts out is worth the equivalent of a $80,000/yr job.

For reference, I know of ER doctors -not a really easy nor chill place to work at- that make 25 eur / h during their 24h shifts.

Mind you, this is base and does not include bonus from holidays or other stuff. But this motherfucker wants to get paid hourly the same as someone that has a 5y+ degree alongside specialization.

 

[Kumquatacus]

Don't forget about the incredibly awkward video they made during one of their staycations for Leanna's birthday where they spent an entire HOUR looking at porn titles. It's one of those things that could be funny (for a short time), the problem is that there aren't any real jokes being made aside from reading the titles and laughing. Worth noting that Leanna is very drunk (Phil is, too) and she's dropping hints she wants to fuck, but Phil just keeps on going with the video anyway. I didn't watch the whole thing, but one part I skipped to shows that neither Phil nor Leanna knew what a "whale tail" was, Phil thinking it refers to a fat woman while the video cover shows a woman wearing a thong with her pants hanging low. He's looking right at a whale tail and still doesn't get it. Okay then.
It's hard to find a video that better illustrates the total absence of chemistry they had than this.

>Worth noting that Leanna is very drunk
how old is leanna here? if under 21, i guess we can add "getting a minor drunk" to the list of shitty things dsp has done

 

[architects]

is this the first time he’s literally “begged” for food on stream?

 

[tzgnilki]

is this the first time he’s literally “begged” for food on stream?

one time someone called him out for planning to go shopping but saying he had no money

his response was "I have money for groceries, but don't have money to do random stuff"

 

[actually]

is this the first time he’s literally “begged” for food on stream?

one time someone called him out for planning to go shopping but saying he had no money

his response was "I have money for groceries, but don't have money to do random stuff"

He's begged for money so he could afford his groceries before. But everyone who's not a literal reeeetard knows that what he actually means is "Give me money so I can eat out for 3 meals tomorrow." I'd be willing to bet they spend a minimum of $60-70 if they eat all 3 meals out.

 

[architects]

He's begged for money so he could afford his groceries before. But everyone who's not a literal reeeetard knows that what he actually means is "Give me money so I can eat out for 3 meals tomorrow." I'd be willing to bet they spend a minimum of $60-70 if they eat all 3 meals out.

Oh I know what it’s for. That was just the first time I’d heard money for groceries.

 

[BallBuster]

Anybody else think silentbob is probably planetjeff? Including today, I have the following:

silentbob tipped [5] times: $185.00 (Avg: $37.00)

Jeff used to show up with ~$100-200 tips once a month (or once every few months). Probably did some anonymous tipping as well (or just went completely behind the scenes with the most honest streamer on Twitch) for the begathon.

I would think if anyone had an idea it would be Nigel.

 

[BlackDragoons]

I still find it funny he failed with Pandalee horribly. Too be honest shes annoying as fuck but shes way above his pay grade in looks alone.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Looks like that Wolverine figure was not the only figurine he didn't get...
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This is the same guy that as a adult opens the collectable boxes and plays with the figurines and tries to sell them off as in mint condition!

“I don’t know why they did this”
“They did it to create scarcity”

Jesus Christ did kat just replace his brain with mashed potatoes? Like how can you contradict yourself in the same sentence...

Also him shitting on 30 year olds that waited outside for collectibles, this is the same guy who was buying statues and other useless junk in his late 20s-early 30s. It’s close enough that I’m gonna say it’s pot calling the kettle black

That’s even if you fully believe this story, he put words in his parents mouth about them complaining about these 30 year olds getting the action figures before them.

 

[leChinkyRaccoon]

his own schedules say the stream starts at 10:15, so if he showed up at 8:30 to start the 30 minutes of music, then 1hr15 of rules and shoutouts, then start gameplay at 10:15 it would make sense

I see it as he approaches streaming like he probably approached every job he's ever had, be it helicopter place, Wells Fargo, Salad Spinner etc.
Everyone has that person they've worked with it that shows up 5-15 minutes late, dicks around getting coffee, regales someone about some incredible story about what happened on their way to work or after they left work, checks e-mail they should've done at home or on their phone before even getting to work, gets confused about a new policy that's been in place for a few days because he doesn't pay attention or was late.
I can't believe anything other than that DSP is a comic extrapolation of this kind of co-worker.

 

[Sparkletor]

It’s amazing how unaware he is of other people on the platform, but how willing he is to weaponize his ignorance.

Let’s all be happy dark is a nobody providing up embarrassing laughs online, his disconnect from reality would be dangerous if he had someone snaked his way into a position of power at a company. Phil’s massive ignorance to the world around him and the people living in it remind me of like, the higher ups who pushed for that horrendous sonic movie design.

Every time you watch a movie, see a product, or hear a politician say something absurd and wonder “how did these people not see how horrible of an idea this was? How did these people think the populace would like that?” That would be phil if he had pig lucked his way into a position of power.

Phil did say the helicopter factory let him restructure the whole company from the ground up and then they immediately went out of business...

>Worth noting that Leanna is very drunk
how old is leanna here? if under 21, i guess we can add "getting a minor drunk" to the list of shitty things dsp has done

It was her 21st birthday.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

According to this Dec 20 twitter from PlanetJeff's work group / partner, he CONTRIBUTED a relatively large amount of money to the community lately to improve their profit margin by 1%, I'm sure DSP wished that money went to him

That reply to itself was hilarious though

"if you want tips that you get right now......call this number for Jeff"

I browsed through the Planet Jeff doxx thread here on the farm to their twitter account, is this one hacked by detractors already or Jeff's work partner actually posted something like this about him???

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[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

I’ve definitely always thought about the irony of claiming you were a big shot in a company and they gave you lots of responsibility and a few years after said claims the company goes under.....very weird flex

According to this Dec 20 twitter from PlanetJeff's work group / partner, he CONTRIBUTED a relatively large amount of money to the community lately to improve their profit margin by 1%, I'm sure DSP wished that money went to him

That reply to itself was hilarious though

"if you want tips that you get right now......call this number for Jeff"

I browsed through the Planet Jeff doxx thread here on the farm to their twitter account, is this one hacked by detractors already or Jeff's work partner actually posted something like this about him???

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There’s no way this is real, 100% a detractor shit post