Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[JackDavis]

Man, despite the Quartering's incredible journalism work in finding out where exactly the load went, we all know that Phil can't cum. It's safe to say Kat isn't pregnant from Phil's seed at least.

 

[Prince Lotor]

I love Kat's facial expressions while he tells this story. What a loving relationship they must have.

Never noticed that Kathy almost laughs at Phil when he says 'I haven't driven on the highway since' and when he's talking about what a pussy he is even on normal roads she has to look away to cover-up that she's chuckling at him. Even his wife thinks he's a joke.

 

[harbinger]

Philip has full-blown panic attacks if he drives faster than 35 mph, cannot lift anything over a few pounds, and sits down on a stool when he showers. Philip is an elderly woman trapped in a manbaby’s body.

 

[actually]

Philip has full-blown panic attacks if he drives faster than 35 mph, cannot lift anything over a few pounds, and sits down on a stool when he showers. Philip is an elderly woman trapped in a manbaby’s body.

Most elderly women can cook at least halfway decent meals.

DEBUNKED, NUDNIK.

 

[DiabeticSP]

The funniest part to me will be that much like any problem of his own doing Phil will NEVER, EVER admit to fucking up.

This means that short of Kat assaulting him, there is a zero percent chance he files divorce/kicks her out.

You see it with the sort of person Phil is all the time. I would bet money on that if Kat cheated on Phil he wouldn't divorce her. He'll let this relationship cycle into a toxic hellhole forever until SHE leaves HIM. No matter how miserable he is or how bad he wants out he won't do anything but hope she dumps his ass for him.

It's the classic inability to take responsibility. I know friends who have been the exact same way, just hoping a badrelationship ends for them because they lack the ability to handle conflict. But at least none of them ever married the bitch.

Only funnier because unless Phil really does lose the house Kat won't leave. She can half ass the relationship and keep a roof over head. She's all fucked up in the brain so she's probably just as content to be miserable as he is (ie: wait for Phil to boot her Subaru style). Which he won't do. So they're stuck FOREVER.

 

[Abe Vigoda]

The funniest part to me will be that much like any problem of his own doing Phil will NEVER, EVER admit to fucking up.

This means that short of Kat assaulting him, there is a zero percent chance he files divorce/kicks her out.

You see it with the sort of person Phil is all the time. I would bet money on that if Kat cheated on Phil he wouldn't divorce her. He'll let this relationship cycle into a toxic hellhole forever until SHE leaves HIM. No matter how miserable he is or how bad he wants out he won't do anything but hope she dumps his ass for him.

It's the classic inability to take responsibility. I know friends who have been the exact same way, just hoping a badrelationship ends for them because they lack the ability to handle conflict. But at least none of them ever married the bitch.

Only funnier because unless Phil really does lose the house Kat won't leave. She can half ass the relationship and keep a roof over head. She's all fucked up in the brain so she's probably just as content to be miserable as he is (ie: wait for Phil to boot her Subaru style). Which he won't do. So they're stuck FOREVER.

He won't divorce her but he'll be progressively more and more passive agressive and miserable until Kat leaves or shoots herself. I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house in ten years, the hatred will be so naked and deep you could drown in it.

 

[DiabeticSP]

He won't divorce her but he'll be progressively more and more passive agressive and miserable until Kat leaves or shoots herself. I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house in ten years, the hatred will be so naked and deep you could drown in it.

I agree that's gonna be his M.O. he's the kind of guy if he had friends (he doesn't) that they'd tell him to divorce her bc he's clearly miserable and he'd go 'dood I know I just can't tell her yet becauss [insert excuse]' every 14 months but never actually even hint at it to her.

But he certainly wont do anything to save his marriage outside the most superficial gestures (think Leanna ring buying). Leanna had enough backbone to leave him, Kat is there for life barring his shit going to hell.

It'll slip on stream some day. Just hints and weird turns of phrase. Then some day he'll let it all out on accident. And it'll be a glorious day.

 

[James Smith]

It'll slip on stream some day. Just hints and weird turns of phrase. Then some day he'll let it all out on accident. And it'll be a glorious day.

Actually Kat and I separated months ago and I just didn't tell you guys to protect our privacy!

She put all her money in a separate bank account so I was basically paying her to cook and clean, so now I have extra money to pay my new housekeeper, 34 year old Megan from Hawaii!

 

[actually]

He won't divorce her but he'll be progressively more and more passive agressive and miserable until Kat leaves or shoots herself. I would love to be a fly on the wall in that house in ten years, the hatred will be so naked and deep you could drown in it.

I agree that's gonna be his M.O. he's the kind of guy if he had friends (he doesn't) that they'd tell him to divorce her bc he's clearly miserable and he'd go 'dood I know I just can't tell her yet becauss [insert excuse]' every 14 months but never actually even hint at it to her.

But he certainly wont do anything to save his marriage outside the most superficial gestures (think Leanna ring buying). Leanna had enough backbone to leave him, Kat is there for life barring his shit going to hell.

It'll slip on stream some day. Just hints and weird turns of phrase. Then some day he'll let it all out on accident. And it'll be a glorious day.

Seems like there's some residual Catholicism in there too. Super Catholic of him to continue existing in a loveless marriage...much like what his parents seem to do. Has anyone ever heard him talk about some loving thing his parents did for each other? Some small gesture or thing they had?

Yeah. Me neither.

But we did hear about how they were (both?) cheating.

 

[Banned in 49 States]

Never noticed that Kathy almost laughs at Phil when he says 'I haven't driven on the highway since' and when he's talking about what a pussy he is even on normal roads she has to look away to cover-up that she's chuckling at him. Even his wife thinks he's a joke.

A bit of a Theo theory here, but with Phill obviously reading these forums, do you think he spots stuff like that for the first time here?
It's not the only clip of Khet where she smirks or roll her eyes at pig's antics. Panda did simillar things to sometimes.

I wonder if pepul pointing it out here and him discovering sours their allready fragile relationship.
If he can hold 3 year old grudges because of a quip from a tweet, then surely his whaif smirking at his ilness right next to him must have some effect on him.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I doubt Phil and Kathy have ever really had a relationship.

Everything about Phil suggests he cares about having a wife he can brag about than anything they actually do together. If they even do anything together. Listening to Phil talk about how they spent Christmas day together was remarkably abnormal for newlyweds.

 

[actually]

If he can hold 3 year old grudges because of a quip from a tweet, then surely his whaif smirking at his ilness right next to him must have some effect on him.

The tweet from projared was pointed out by a fan of DSP's. He, at first, didn't really react much. But then I guess he stewed on it for a bit, made his tweet about it (IT WENT VIRAL, DOODS), and then proceeded to jack himself off (figuratively..at least on stream) until he realized that one tweet wasn't enough to actually turn his 10 years of dipshittery around.

 

[MoonRocker]

The tweet from projared was pointed out by a fan of DSP's. He, at first, didn't really react much. But then I guess he stewed on it for a bit, made his tweet about it (IT WENT VIRAL, DOODS), and then proceeded to jack himself off (figuratively..at least on stream) until he realized that one tweet wasn't enough to actually turn his 10 years of dipshittery around.

God, that fucking “viral” tweet... he was so smug and annoying when this happened. Acted as if this was vindication for all the shitty, self-inflicted bullshit he’s done to himself for years and now everyone else who casually made fun of him suddenly forgave him?

In the end, I was happy to see that nothing came out of this tweet and all that bravado resulted to nothing.

 

[Kermit the Frog]

Never noticed that Kathy almost laughs at Phil when he says 'I haven't driven on the highway since' and when he's talking about what a pussy he is even on normal roads she has to look away to cover-up that she's chuckling at him. Even his wife thinks he's a joke.

I love the smirk she has on her face, it's like the one time we've seen her have a genuine reaction to something Phil said, and it's to laugh at him for some pussy statement he made. Hard to blame her when you hear someone say they haven't driven on the highway in 10+ years because of an accident that was his fault and can't drive faster than 45 on the regular roads without having anxiety. He must be doing 35 everywhere he goes like some granny, absolutely terrified of every car that passes him by while getting those "go faster, you moron!" looks from the drivers. Former bodybuilder and current tough guy Phil who could totally beat the fuck out of every detractor is too afraid to drive. You sure know how to pick 'em, Kat.

 

[DiabeticSP]

Seems like there's some residual Catholicism in there too. Super Catholic of him to continue existing in a loveless marriage...much like what his parents seem to do. Has anyone ever heard him talk about some loving thing his parents did for each other? Some small gesture or thing they had?

Yeah. Me neither.

But we did hear about how they were (both?) cheating.

I think Phil's a lying scumfuck with probably normal enough parents. Dude just has an inability to form thoughts that aren't ground through the pig filter.

I don't believe for a single second he has any conception of a 'normal' functional relationship. To Phil if his parents weren't Hallmark-esque lovey-dovey there must be more going on.

Also I don't think its Catholic Guilt. Phil wouldn't try to stop her from leaving besides more than the most basic gestures (ala Leanna). He just can't handle conflict. Short of Kat serving him divorce papers he'll never do a damn thing to cut ties. Unless she, like, I don't know. Gets possessed and comes at him with one of his many axes.

The dude is TERRIFIED of other people, including his wife.

 

[Wurstbrot]

Transfered from the boomer segment thread.

she's smart enough to avoid going on stream after her initial flair wore off.

she's stopped streaming and has no social media presence after meeting phil.

i think she is plenty* smart to be aware

*not a brick

The initial reasons why she dropped any social media is unknown, tbh. And it fails to make any sense from the bag of informations we have. She dropped everything the nearly literal day Phil wrote her this romantic tweet about OBS problems. Why would anyone do that?


Wauw Khet, OBS is a piece of shit, ack ack ack. Hope this helps.


Mr Burnell, I don't feel so good.

Prior to this she tweeted nearly every day, then all of a sudden she drops everything. How does this make sense when she doesn't really know Phil at this point? There is an unknown factor in all of this. Fill X.

X1 = They were already dating prior to his tweet. This could overlap with the Leanna breakup. Phil literally didn't know that his @-tweets are still public, so maybe it was an accidental reveal. I mean, real talk, why would shut-in-Burnell suddenly react to this random girl?

A following unknown chain of events could've led to the resulting shut down, based on staying as low profile as possible. Famous Phil deletes tweet: Suspicious. Unknown Khet who is now also known to be streaming just gets silent: Way better. What if anyone finds her stream and asks her stuff about Phil? OH NO. Silence her. Phil has to make pity bucks right now (sniff sniff he has no girlfriend and has no clue how to wash clothes). Brainwashing with anti-detractor propaganda works wonders on her.

X2 = Subaru Man found out she talks to Phil and kicked her buttox. This wouldn't stop her from anything tbh, except streaming if they lived in the same house. Except their conversation was Twitter only (with the PM system) and he forbid her to go on Twitter again. Obedient Khet obays and never really went back. Maybe she forgot her password and called it a day.

Her last tweet could give it away, why does she don't feel so good and got no sleep? Either she just gamed all night or problems with the owner of a Subaru.

We don't really know this Subaru guy. Maybe he's a lunatic. In some way he has to be, only an asshole would reveal stuff about his ex in front of a hyenic audience. Maybe her ill feeling has nothing to do with Phil.

Maybe Subaru Man went crazy when she talked to another man.

But maybe he found out she dates this guy for quite some time. Again, dropping Twitter after just 2 days? Pignosis won't work that fast, why would she obey Phil when she doesn't even know him?

It's just strange!

Ockahm's Razor would demand the solution with the least assumptions. Maybe nothing has anything to do with each other and she was just tired of Twitter and her OBS problems. However the circumstances would make me believe there are connections and the easiest answer is they dated for quite longer than Phil makes us believe; the Leanna hospital story was just half a month old and we know how toxic he reacted towards her. "I was angry because Leanna had to pay all the bills", yeah sure. He just wanted to leave her ass asap because he has a new one. He just went there because he had to.

 

[tzgnilki]

Transfered from the boomer segment thread.


The initial reasons why she dropped any social media is unknown, tbh. And it fails to make any sense from the bag of informations we have. She dropped everything the nearly literal day Phil wrote her this romantic tweet about OBS problems. Why would anyone do that?

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Wauw Khet, OBS is a piece of shit, ack ack ack. Hope this helps.

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Mr Burnell, I don't feel so good.

Prior to this she tweeted nearly every day, then all of a sudden she drops everything. How does this make sense when she doesn't really know Phil at this point? There is an unknown factor in all of this. Fill X.

X1 = They were already dating prior to his tweet. This could overlap with the Leanna breakup. Phil literally didn't know that his @-tweets are still public, so maybe it was an accidental reveal. I mean, real talk, why would shut-in-Burnell suddenly react to this random girl?

A following unknown chain of events could've led to the resulting shut down, based on staying as low profile as possible. Famous Phil deletes tweet: Suspicious. Unknown Khet who is now also known to be streaming just gets silent: Way better. What if anyone finds her stream and asks her stuff about Phil? OH NO. Silence her. Phil has to make pity bucks right now (sniff sniff he has no girlfriend and has no clue how to wash clothes). Brainwashing with anti-detractor propaganda works wonders on her.

X2 = Subaru Man found out she talks to Phil and kicked her buttox. This wouldn't stop her from anything tbh, except streaming if they lived in the same house. Except their conversation was Twitter only (with the PM system) and he forbid her to go on Twitter again. Obedient Khet obays and never really went back. Maybe she forgot her password and called it a day.

Her last tweet could give it away, why does she don't feel so good and got no sleep? Either she just gamed all night or problems with the owner of a Subaru.

We don't really know this Subaru guy. Maybe he's a lunatic. In some way he has to be, only an asshole would reveal stuff about his ex in front of a hyenic audience. Maybe her ill feeling has nothing to do with Phil.

Maybe Subaru Man went crazy when she talked to another man.

But maybe he found out she dates this guy for quite some time. Again, dropping Twitter after just 2 days? Pignosis won't work that fast, why would she obey Phil when she doesn't even know him?

It's just strange!

Ockahm's Razor would demand the solution with the least assumptions. Maybe nothing has anything to do with each other and she was just tired of Twitter and her OBS problems. However the circumstances would make me believe there are connections and the easiest answer is they dated for quite longer than Phil makes us believe; the Leanna hospital story was just half a month old and we know how toxic he reacted towards her. "I was angry because Leanna had to pay all the bills", yeah sure. He just wanted to leave her ass asap because he has a new one. He just went their because he had to.

the only theory that makes sense, is dave telling her "if she's associated with him, there will be thousands of toxic terrorists slandering her name forever"

there's a 99% chance she is undercover

 

[Wurstbrot]

the only theory that makes sense, is dave telling her "if she's associated with him, there will be thousands of toxic terrorists slandering her name forever"

there's a 99% chance she is undercover

Exactly. And this makes no sense if they know each other for just 2 days. I would flip the middle finger if a person I just met demands to freeze my social media, the stuff I have fun with.

Oh, I forgot the X3. There is also the possibility she decided that on her own. But the fuck why? There has to be a cause to this effect and this goes back to something Phil did. So X3 is useless.

 

[tzgnilki]

Exactly. And this makes no sense if they know each other for just 2 days. I would flip the middle finger if a person I just met demands to freeze my social media, the stuff I have fun with.

Oh, I forgot the X3. There is also the possibility she decided that on her own. But the fuck why? There has to be a cause to this effect and this goes back to something Phil did. So X3 is useless.

she found her meal ticket, and going by the behaviour dave exhibited to court pandalea, he was probably constantly texting khet (his favourite form of communication)

 

[Muppetmode]

she found her meal ticket, and going by the behaviour dave exhibited to court pandalea, he was probably constantly texting khet (his favourite form of communication)

Probably this, she had retweeted some of Phil’s other stuff prior to the obs question. I wonder how he chose/saw that tweet over any other