Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[ReentryPhantom]

Probably this, she had retweeted some of Phil’s other stuff prior to the obs question. I wonder how he chose/saw that tweet over any other

Ummm.... They're soulmates, of course he found the tweets. It was meant to be.

 

[Toilet Man]

Why is DSP worried about his wife being doxed on Drunken Peasants? Unless he's worried about some very cryptic stuff about her being revealed, we already know the usual dox info. Her address is DSP's, her surname is DSP's, and DSP himself showed her on his streams.

I must be missing something here.

 

[tzgnilki]

Why is DSP worried about his wife being doxed on Drunken Peasants? Unless he's worried about some very cryptic stuff about her being revealed, we already know the usual dox info. Her address is DSP's, her surname is DSP's, and DSP himself showed her on his streams.

I must be missing something here.

I can only put this down to dave being scared at exposing her to a whole new audience that could live locally and harass her at kohls

 

[the khat quaffer]

Why is DSP worried about his wife being doxed on Drunken Peasants? Unless he's worried about some very cryptic stuff about her being revealed, we already know the usual dox info. Her address is DSP's, her surname is DSP's, and DSP himself showed her on his streams.

I must be missing something here.

There's a lot more than just her address, surname, and appearance we know about. Ol' Kat has priors (trespassing), possibly has been in some kind of psych ward, has a sister whom their mom thought was possessed by a demon at an early age. Most notoriously, cheated on her previous boyfriend to be with Phil.

I could go on, but there's a whole thread for her.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

Why is DSP worried about his wife being doxed on Drunken Peasants? Unless he's worried about some very cryptic stuff about her being revealed, we already know the usual dox info. Her address is DSP's, her surname is DSP's, and DSP himself showed her on his streams.

I must be missing something here.

(Also responding to what @tzgnilki said) :

Spoiler

You're not missing anything, you're just a decent dude assigning decent dude stuff to a guy who is nowhere near a decent dude.

He's not worried; he *wants* her to get fucked with because he thinks it keeps her in his corner. He does this every few months to keep people flinging shit at her. Doesn't matter what the shit is.. about her looks, her past, her cooking, just anything & everything.

She is far from a complicated creature, and she is a girl, so she's paying attention to all of it, all the time. And if you hammer on a chick (particularly over her looks) she will fucking revile you to her dying breath. There are very few exceptions to this rule.

And as it happens, a shit ton of the people that say cruel shit about her are *also* the keepers of the electronic dataverse of irrefutable evidence as to the fact that this dude is an irredeemable sack of dogshit. If he can consistently show her how mean they are, the higher the likelihood/length of borrowed time span that he gets to keep his human receipt for how he's totes not an incel.

That's the sum total of her worth to him. How emphatic a "fuck you" he perceives it will be to his anti-fanbase. He doesn't comprehend things in any other terms.

If I were wrong, he would never have taunted everyone with all
that over-the-top secrecy about her, only to throw down that gauntlet of "she's undoxable; come at me faggots give it your best shot, I dare you" a week before he had her locked in, only to plaster her face & fuckin name all over his instagram as soon as she stepped off the tarmac.

18 minutes later, we knew everything from her rental history to her mom's career aspirations of home closet exorcism in the 1990s & people were memeing on her as a horse. He made sure she saw all this shit, & I fuckin promise you he was telling her everything he couldn't get her to look at in front of him.

And since then, he just has to do periodic maintenance on the internet abuse. At first it was bringing her on stream so she could experience it in realtime. When she would no longer allow that, he resorted to periodically posting photos of her (wedding), & unprovoked pukesplosions of feigned rage over the internet abusing her, bc he knows that will keep it active & focused. And every now & then he gets a bonus spike in the shitshow [that he facilitated with all of the above], but didn't have to work for (Subaru Man).

And as long as she hates these people, she's less likely to listen to the reasonable ones among them, thus less likely to bounce, thus allowing him to fly her in the collective face of his nemesis (the people that ain't havin his donkey show).

If he gave a fuck about her on any substantive level, the only fuckin way we would know anything about her would have arisen from extreme autism gayops.. and fuckers like that are the fringe lunatics that get lobbed in with what is actually just an assload of people that passively hatewatch his ass because he's an objectively shitty person, & it will be rewarding as fuck to take in if he ever gets a fraction of the cosmic payout he so richly deserves... you know.. for things like turning that chick into a fucking blood sacrifice & shrugging off the permanent & very real-world consequences he knew this would have on her.

And all he bought with it was a little bit more confidence to sit alone in a room & flex on a fuckin television set that he is not even enough of a man to keep **electricity** running through without sobbing for internet gibs instead of biting down & earning what he needs to take care of his own.

(And I have no sympathy for her, either, in case I need to clarify... Play stupid games & xyz..)

TL;DR:
Phil is a cunt who demonstratively gives negative fucks about the woman he purports to love/cherish on intergalactic levels.

 

[thebonesauce]

I agree. She’s window dressing. Phil loves Phil’s ego more than Phil loves anything else. This includes Kat and money. As long as she’s on his side, it doesn’t matter if he brings her down with him and ends up homeless. I see it as this; Phil wasn’t this power lifting jock with the big burly arms, he was Phil with The Oddly Shaped Head. Everyone else he knew moved on, got married, had kids, etc. he envies that life and when he lost Leanna for fucking around too long, he roped Kat in. Step one, get her away from Subaru Man. Step two, move her in almost immediately. Step three, get engaged after a few months. Step four, have a shotgun wedding in another state paid for by the parents dime. The only thing left is to get her pregnant and have a kid. Then she can’t escape and Phil will forever have the trophy, so detractors and old classmates alike can see that Phil is a REAL ADULT STREAMER. WITH A REAL ADULT JOB AND REAL ADULT RELATIONSHIP.

 

[tzgnilki]

(Also responding to what @tzgnilki said) :

Spoiler

You're not missing anything, you're just a decent dude assigning decent dude stuff to a guy who is nowhere near a decent dude.

He's not worried; he *wants* her to get fucked with because he thinks it keeps her in his corner. He does this every few months to keep people flinging shit at her. Doesn't matter what the shit is.. about her looks, her past, her cooking, just anything & everything.

She is far from a complicated creature, and she is a girl, so she's paying attention to all of it, all the time. And if you hammer on a chick (particularly over her looks) she will fucking revile you to her dying breath. There are very few exceptions to this rule.

And as it happens, a shit ton of the people that say cruel shit about her are *also* the keepers of the electronic dataverse of irrefutable evidence as to the fact that this dude is an irredeemable sack of dogshit. If he can consistently show her how mean they are, the higher the likelihood/length of borrowed time span that he gets to keep his human receipt for how he's totes not an incel.

That's the sum total of her worth to him. How emphatic a "fuck you" he perceives it will be to his anti-fanbase. He doesn't comprehend things in any other terms.

If I were wrong, he would never have taunted everyone with all
that over-the-top secrecy about her, only to throw down that gauntlet of "she's undoxable; come at me faggots give it your best shot, I dare you" a week before he had her locked in, only to plaster her face & fuckin name all over his instagram as soon as she stepped off the tarmac.

18 minutes later, we knew everything from her rental history to her mom's career aspirations of home closet exorcism in the 1990s & people were memeing on her as a horse. He made sure she saw all this shit, & I fuckin promise you he was telling her everything he couldn't get her to look at in front of him.

And since then, he just has to do periodic maintenance on the internet abuse. At first it was bringing her on stream so she could experience it in realtime. When she would no longer allow that, he resorted to periodically posting photos of her (wedding), & unprovoked pukesplosions of feigned rage over the internet abusing her, bc he knows that will keep it active & focused. And every now & then he gets a bonus spike in the shitshow [that he facilitated with all of the above], but didn't have to work for (Subaru Man).

And as long as she hates these people, she's less likely to listen to the reasonable ones among them, thus less likely to bounce, thus allowing him to fly her in the collective face of his nemesis (the people that ain't havin his donkey show).

If he gave a fuck about her on any substantive level, the only fuckin way we would know anything about her would have arisen from extreme autism gayops.. and fuckers like that are the fringe lunatics that get lobbed in with what is actually just an assload of people that passively hatewatch his ass because he's an objectively shitty person, & it will be rewarding as fuck to take in if he ever gets a fraction of the cosmic payout he so richly deserves... you know.. for things like turning that chick into a fucking blood sacrifice & shrugging off the permanent & very real-world consequences he knew this would have on her.

And all he bought with it was a little bit more confidence to sit alone in a room & flex on a fuckin television set that he is not even enough of a man to keep **electricity** running through without sobbing for internet gibs instead of biting down & earning what he needs to take care of his own.

(And I have no sympathy for her, either, in case I need to clarify... Play stupid games & xyz..)

TL;DR:
Phil is a cunt who demonstratively gives negative fucks about the woman he purports to love/cherish on intergalactic levels.

plus she is barred from having a social life i.e phil pretending to be poor & has no friends himself, she would feel guilty having friends and a social life while phil is at home, locked in his room, being depressed playing childrens' games

and i'm not surprised he is manipulating her to think he some sort of martyr, "saving her" from being homeless, telling her she doesn't need a full time job, but then phil pretending to be "busy" to make her feel sorry for him so she wipes his ass for him i.e the vacuuming at strange hours, bad cooking that he pretends to like just so she'll keep doing it

relationships like this don't last very long, however I don't think she has the balls to tell phil to be a man

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

I doubt Phil purposely tries to get detractors to shit on Kat. You're getting too far into theories. It always must be remembered: Phil really is this stupid and really is this lazy. It's easy to forget this with how ridiculous Phil's ""life"" is, I know.

 

[tzgnilki]

I doubt Phil purposely tries to get detractors to shit on Kat. You're getting too far into theories. It always must be remembered: Phil really is this stupid and really is this lazy. It's easy to forget this with how ridiculous Phil's ""life"" is, I know.

phil has noone to talk to about what happens on stream, or because of detractors

she definitely hears an over exaggerated pignosis

 

[thebonesauce]

Of course she hears a very one sided conversation. I mean... She HAD to have looked into his background before she started dating him, right? She didn’t just move across the country to move in UNWITTINGLY with a guy as infamous as Phil fucking Burnell.

It’s a big reason that I kinda support the theories that she’s in on the scam. Most guys will find a woman and treat them the way that Phil does, and they will ghost a person for saying the wrong thing. Phil says the wrong thing on a daily fuckin basis and Kat seems a-okay with it... A bit suspicious if you ask me. The fact that she was so desperate to move in, get engaged, get married... Either she’s in on the scam or she’s easily the single most simple minded women I’ve ever seen in my life. I think the former is far more likely. From what we’ve seen, Kat may be a ditz, but she’s not outright stupid.

 

[Schmeckel]

From what we’ve seen, Kat may be a ditz, but she’s not outright stupid.

She's chosen to live with Phil. She's pants on head 'tarded. If you make the conscious choice to relocate to the gouter rim, you qualify as a top-tier morahn.

All that aside, though. She HAS to be in on the grift. There's just no way. Phil is not smart enough or charismatic enough to hide his activities so she could remain in the dark and have no idea just how the lights stay on. She has to know how he operates. I would almost buy into the idea that Leanna was a little ignorant of the goings on because she was sometimes a part of his cahntent and those "tahxic" interactions would be chalked up to the norm. But, she wised up eventually. Khet though? I cannot fathom moving across the county to live with a someone, let alone marry them, and not be cognizant of the panhandling and deception.

 

[MoonRocker]

She's chosen to live with Phil. She's pants on head 'tarded. If you make the conscious choice to relocate to the gouter rim, you qualify as a top-tier morahn.

All that aside, though. She HAS to be in on the grift. There's just no way. Phil is not smart enough or charismatic enough to hide his activities so she could remain in the dark and have no idea just how the lights stay on. She has to know how he operates. I would almost buy into the idea that Leanna was a little ignorant of the goings on because she was sometimes a part of his cahntent and those "tahxic" interactions would be chalked up to the norm. But, she wised up eventually. Khet though? I cannot fathom moving across the county to live with a someone, let alone marry them, and not be cognizant of the panhandling and deception.

Phil can barely contain himself and reveals intimate details about his private life to randos on the internet consistently.

Of course he divulges private information (financial, intimate, personal) to his “muh wife” to strike up discussion. As shitty as it seems, he is in a relationship with this woman and this fucker loves to talk. She knows what’s happening but probably doesn’t care as she’s been told by Phil that he’s actively working on it to fix it.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

From the little we know about Kathy:
She streamed and at least put some money into her setup. In order to stream Persona 5, she had to spend at least a couple hundred. Thus, she wasn't a total newbie concerning streaming and probably had the goal of eventually making money from it.

Phil tweeted her and the story about her disappearing from all social media has been noted here many times. She near certainly was communicating with Phil before that tweet. Thus, she was communicating with Phil while streaming. It's possible she only started streaming because of Phil.

Kathy knew everything about Phil long before we had any idea who she was. There is nothing innocent about this cunt.

 

[James Smith]

Ol' Kat has priors (trespassing)

No, she doesn't, and people should be banned for a few years after they regurgitate that inaccurate information because I've corrected about half a dozen times.

 

[the khat quaffer]

No, she doesn't, and people should be banned for a few years after they regurgitate that inaccurate information because I've corrected about half a dozen times.

Could have sworn she had B&E based on some records people pulled. I'm very, very sorry I don't recall information 50 pages/multiple months ago.

 

[millais]

Could have sworn she had B&E based on some records people pulled. I'm very, very sorry I don't recall information 50 pages/multiple months ago.

It was misdemeanor trespassing, most likely related to not vacating one of her previous apartments fast enough after being evicted.

 

[DiabeticSP]

she found her meal ticket, and going by the behaviour dave exhibited to court pandalea, he was probably constantly texting khet (his favourite form of communication)

It was misdemeanor trespassing, most likely related to not vacating one of her previous apartments fast enough after being evicted.

Speaking of this sorta stuff, was she actually committed to a psych ward?

 

[Prince Lotor]

Could have sworn she had B&E based on some records people pulled. I'm very, very sorry I don't recall information 50 pages/multiple months ago.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/kat-speculation.46010/

It's all in the OP. You can review it whenever you wish, no digging necessary. She was served an eviction notice, like a month later a legal action called 'Forcible Entry' is on file against her. 'Forcible Entry' is when a landlord calls the police to remove a tenant who refuses to vacate the premises after having been legally ordered to do so.

Speaking of this sorta stuff, was she actually committed to a psych ward?

July 20th, 2010 she was court ordered to seek mental health treatment, after the order she was voluntarily admitted. If you are unfamiliar with the process a judge offers you the opportunity to 'voluntarily' admit yourself for observation/treatment but at the point you are sitting in front of a judge for this if you refuse you get involuntarily admitted by the judge ordering it. So if you say 'Yes' you go and if you say 'No' you go but the judge has to sign a thing saying it's okay that you are being held against your will. It's a distinction without much of a difference.

 

[James Smith]

Could have sworn she had B&E based on some records people pulled. I'm very, very sorry I don't recall information 50 pages/multiple months ago.

You could read literally the first post.

It was misdemeanor trespassing, most likely related to not vacating one of her previous apartments fast enough after being evicted.

No, it was not. It was a forcible entry and detainer. Literally all that means is "Hey court, if my tenant won't fuck off and leave can I go into the apartment without notice and throw their stuff on the curb- and can I have a sherriff with me too upon request?"

July 20th, 2010 she was court ordered to seek mental health treatment, after the order she was voluntarily admitted. If you are unfamiliar with the process a judge offers you the opportunity to 'voluntarily' admit yourself for observation/treatment but at the point you are sitting in front of a judge for this if you refuse you get involuntarily admitted by the judge ordering it. So if you say 'Yes' you go and if you say 'No' you go but the judge has to sign a thing saying it's okay that you are being held against your will. It's a distinction without much of a difference.

I'm pretty sure having a judge order it (which just barely didn't happen, because like you said if she got that far her doctors and the judge would agree with one another) has implications for the rest of your life for stuff too. For example I don't think you can ever have a weapon permit again. No more concealed axe carry.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

VOLUNTARY ADMIS does not mean she was put in a psych ward or that any doctor even saw her. That could be as simple as being forced to see a counselor or outpatient. I assume Kathy has been through everything in mental health care considering what else we know about her, but we don't know.