Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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I have to agree that between @Azrael and Sockass(not even gonna tag one of his banned aliases) that Sickness is by far the bigger sperg and piece of human waste. If only he had been dumb enough to smoke that batch of 30x Salvia Divinorum extract I had been working on him to take.....that would have been the absolute end of his demonfaggotry and probably the end of his attempts to sodomize OPL as well. Shit's so terrifying he might have done a flip, and nothing of value would have been lost, but he chickened out at the end. No surprise.
 
Thats the story of Chris chans life. It must be rather frustrating for Chris to know that such a ugly and mentally handicapped female who is so undesirable by all men is still not even attracted to Chris. The absoulte worst bottom of the barrel person still considers themself too good for Chris and would rather have someone better than Chris. What a slap in the face to Chris. How humiliating for Chris. Friend zoned yet again. Chris will get over it tho because she so ugly. Even if Chris chan lowered his standards to the lowest the lowest would still turn him down. And the lowest is not even a prize. Chris chan will die alone now because she has turned him down. Only homosexual men now for Chris now. But deep down, Chris chan knows that a penis in his anus is not what he really wants. He wants a female. But Hirschberg would only decline his sexual advances if he tried. No sweet heart saga here it looks like. Another opportunity lost for Chris. Chris has failed yet again, like he always will. No matter how hard he tries to get a girl. He would put more effort into a better looking girl of course, he didnt put any effort into trying to date Hirschberg but even he did it wouldnt go anywhere. And thats just very sad. Sad for Chris. But understandable for all men who watch him. Men understand by now that Chris cant get women. Not even a pity woman. A woman wont date him for pity. His only girlfriend was actually a fake online troll and not a real actual girlfriend. In theory one would think that maybe someone as horrible as Hirschberg would actually be a rather good match for chris because chris is horrible and so is Hirschberg. but nope. she simply says no. Just like all girls. Its the never end cycling. This path of failure will never end for chris, not until the day he dies. Alone. Without a Female.

Hirschberg was attracted to Chris when he wasn't a tomgirl, don't forget that she admitted to owning the @Tailschu account before it got banned. That account would spam all of the "Chris Chan Random Thoughts" thread with love for the classic Chris.

Much like Chris Hirschberg thinks they're the opposite sex, Hirschberg believes they're a gay man trapped in a woman's body and only is attracted to specific women (MKR to be specific).

Hirschberg isn't in love with Chris now because she's delusional thinking that they're best friends and see's Chris as a brother/sister. She wanted Chris when he was going by Christian and stopped fantasising about being with him when he became a tranny then Hirschberg met and became infatuated with Sockness. From what I remember from the messages on Twitter, Hirschberg never knew Sockness existed and admitted that if she had known about Sockness before Chris she would have still chosen Sockness because she loved everything about him (as disgusting as it is for me to type that).

i don’t think that Chris even paid attention to her like that. The forum would have been all over that.

Chris uses Hirschberg for money, he only bothers with Hirschberg whenever money is involved. Other than that, he is not attracted to her at all, he already told everyone that if he agreed to the imaginary threesome, the baby Sockness would give Hirschberg would never be Hirschberg's, he'd take it away and be the parent.

I have to agree that between @Azrael and Sockass(not even gonna tag one of his banned aliases) that Sickness is by far the bigger sperg and piece of human waste. If only he had been dumb enough to smoke that batch of 30x Salvia Divinorum extract I had been working on him to take.....that would have been the absolute end of his demonfaggotry and probably the end of his attempts to sodomize OPL as well. Shit's so terrifying he might have done a flip, and nothing of value would have been lost, but he chickened out at the end. No surprise.

Hirschberg would probably get respect if she didn't believe in Chris' delusions and never gave him money, unlike Sockness she never wanted to hurt Chris nor did she had any plans of attempted trolling whereas Sockness not only wants to rape Chris, he wants to control him by using his imaginary god Jakoba and threats to end the dimensional merge and tries to get Chris to abandon all his online friends (the ones who are not enabling him and care for his wellbeing, unlike Sarah/Steve). Sockness wants Chris all to himself so he has no one and will be his bitch for the rest of his life. I wonder if anybody actually called the police on Sockness for his rape attempts?
 
Christ, no way this dude is in his 30s

I thought that too, but sadly the tranny scanned their birth certificate and emailed it to me along with a selfie of them holding up their driving licence. Their date of birth is August 15, 1987. They were born in a hospital in Edinburgh, the mother who's name is JULAY! is still after 32 years trying to sue one of the midwives blaming them for their retarded autistic tranny child for having brain damage. I looked up the pedophile father who raped Hirschberg and asked him about what happened, he claims the reason why Hirschberg has brain damage is... (his words from email) "probably coz she drank to much, did fuck load of drugs and was so clumsy and fell over to much".

All the Hirschbergs worked in the medical field so there's no doubt the mother would have enough money to spend on booze and poison.

And Hirschberg isn't a dude, Hirschberg has a vagina, the birth certificate says:
Sex: Female
Blood type: B+ (unconfirmed as Hirschberg sent two copies of their birth certificates and one says "AB")
Parents: Julie & Samuel Hirschberg
City of birth: Edinburgh

Also I have some baby photos of Hirschberg and photos of Hirschberg as a teenager, their obesity is clearly a lifestyle choice considering she was never overweight throughout their childhood. I'll upload the baby and teenager pics another time.
 
Recently Hirschberg (@Azrael) ranted on Twitter about how bad Sockness treated her and got all emo, I asked her about it as well as more about her new infatuation with MKRNightVee and if she is secretly planning to troll Chris considering we already know she is enabling him.

Some good news, Hirschberg doesn't want to troll or hurt Chris, bad news is she is still enabling Chris financially even though she's doing it with good intent.

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Recently Hirschberg (@Azrael) ranted on Twitter about how bad Sockness treated her and got all emo, I asked her about it as well as more about her new infatuation with MKRNightVee and if she is secretly planning to troll Chris considering we already know she is enabling him.

Some good news, Hirschberg doesn't want to troll or hurt Chris, bad news is she is still enabling Chris financially even though she's doing it with good intent.

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Oh, look, she sees Chris as a "sister figure"!

Not that it would stop a lot of things. Chris is pretty incestuous himself, so this fucker should be too.

That aside, just by enabling Chris, even if with good intentions, she's fucking him up more and more.
 
Recently Hirschberg (@Azrael) ranted on Twitter about how bad Sockness treated her and got all emo, I asked her about it as well as more about her new infatuation with MKRNightVee and if she is secretly planning to troll Chris considering we already know she is enabling him.

Some good news, Hirschberg doesn't want to troll or hurt Chris, bad news is she is still enabling Chris financially even though she's doing it with good intent.

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lol, so the paypig Chris mentioned in Discord was Hirschberg.

What a moron. He's just blindly throwing money at Chris hoping he'll use it to pay off his debts. That's why Chris suddenly has so much money to burn on printing up TSSSF cards...

Also funny how the Chandlers didn't even bother to answer the door for the social worker. Should be really evident they don't actually want help with their problems.
 
Recently Hirschberg (@Azrael) ranted on Twitter about how bad Sockness treated her and got all emo, I asked her about it as well as more about her new infatuation with MKRNightVee and if she is secretly planning to troll Chris considering we already know she is enabling him.

Some good news, Hirschberg doesn't want to troll or hurt Chris, bad news is she is still enabling Chris financially even though she's doing it with good intent.

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Boy, Alan really has to work on separating reality from the Internet.

Sockness should never be able to wound someone they've never met in person just by saying they are interested in said person, and then saying a few bullshit cutting remarks, not to mention he's a fat disgusting autist himself who can't do any better then an ancient faggot for a 'sugar daddy' and fails at manipulating and romancing the many-times-trolled CWC.
And to keep her money to herself ffs. Chris is gonna piss it away, and at most give a lukewarm 'thanks' in return. Some people are just made to be doormats I guess.
 
Recently Hirschberg (@Azrael) ranted on Twitter about how bad Sockness treated her and got all emo, I asked her about it as well as more about her new infatuation with MKRNightVee and if she is secretly planning to troll Chris considering we already know she is enabling him.

Some good news, Hirschberg doesn't want to troll or hurt Chris, bad news is she is still enabling Chris financially even though she's doing it with good intent.

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So this is the "generous donor" Chris has been bragging about.

oops haha someone else got there first. Oh well, it's still obviously true.
 
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I guess Hirschberg likes the attention from virtue signalling on Twitter, but that mentality is baffling. Hirschberg knows Chris has a tugboat, he doesn't need her charity. All giving him money does is free up his tugboat to use on toys instead. And she claims he's paying his bills even though he's still getting sued for debt.
 
How was this person not weeded out during the Guard Dog Saga? And he's been around since the Classic Chris days, having achieved communication even then? Jeez, all the warning about weeening were for nothing. People were weeening before Darksidered even coined that term.

But seriously, how did he sneak past the Guard Dogs? If he was the person who first had the $6000 that the Idea Boys scammed out, how come they didnt follow the paper trail further?
 
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I guess Hirschberg likes the attention from virtue signalling on Twitter, but that mentality is baffling. Hirschberg knows Chris has a tugboat, he doesn't need her charity. All giving him money does is free up his tugboat to use on toys instead. And she claims he's paying his bills even though he's still getting sued for debt.

How was this person not weeded out during the Guard Dog Saga? And he's been around since the Classic Chris days, having achieved communication even then? Jeez, all the warning about weeening were for nothing. People were weeening before Darksidered even coined that term.

But seriously, how did he sneak past the Guard Dogs? If he was the person who first had the $6000 that the Idea Boys scammed out, how come they didnt follow the paper trail further?

I honestly thought that Hirschberg was part of the Idea Guy saga and may have wanted to troll or manipulate Chris, but she's not, she's just another financial enabler who is delusional thinking Chris is her "best friend". If you read all Hirschberg's tweets (now her account is no longer protected), she's already made it clear that there's no trolling plans, she thinks she's trying to rehabilitate Chris some way by being a friend that is not a troll. It's annoying that she's financially enabling him and still role-playing with the whole dimensional merge bullshit, but hey! At least Chris has stopped e-begging for a while. I honestly wish Hirschberg's donations did prevent being sued by creditors. Sure Chris might deserve to be homeless considering he gets himself into the financial crisis, but Barb doesn't deserve to be homeless, especially now she's getting older and her health is deteriorating.

I found out which part of America Hirschberg is moving to, I went onto her Failbook page under her legal and birth name, apparently Hirschberg is moving to North Carolina claiming in her words "the most safest state in the US with the lowest crime rate", she must be more retarded than we thought. Along with that, Hirschberg has a BDSM fetish and is into pornographic movies with characters involving assassins. She gets off to Kunimitsu and Nina Williams from the Tekken game series even though Kunimitsu is ninja villain and not an assassin. One of her posts on a BDSM group read "During sexual role-playing, I'd like the man or woman to kidnap me blindfolded and to fuck me at gunpoint". This shit is really messed up! I honestly think that not only did her father sexually abused her, he may possibly have beaten her on one or two occasions. Lucy Lewis did say Hirschberg's father would attack her siblings and her mother, but there's no confirmation on whether or not the father had beaten Hirschberg, only that he raped her.
 
How was this person not weeded out during the Guard Dog Saga? And he's been around since the Classic Chris days, having achieved communication even then? Jeez, all the warning about weeening were for nothing. People were weeening before Darksidered even coined that term.

But seriously, how did he sneak past the Guard Dogs? If he was the person who first had the $6000 that the Idea Boys scammed out, how come they didnt follow the paper trail further?
Chris probably would’ve turned on the tard guard even sooner than he did. And rightly so. Who are they to scare away a long standing donor? One that predates even the farms. That’s getting into sex gimp levels of possessiveness. “We’re your family now, Chris..”.

The signs were always there though, there was a certain vagueness when the question was posed of “wait.. how the fuck did Chris just cover all those bills while crying poverty two days before?”. The answer from on high was always “oh, Chris has ways of finding money..”
 
Chris probably would’ve turned on the tard guard even sooner than he did. And rightly so. Who are they to scare away a long standing donor? One that predates even the farms. That’s getting into sex gimp levels of possessiveness. “We’re your family now, Chris..”.

The signs were always there though, there was a certain vagueness when the question was posed of “wait.. how the fuck did Chris just cover all those bills while crying poverty two days before?”. The answer from on high was always “oh, Chris has ways of finding money..”

Hirschberg has been in contact with Chris since 2008, back then he was more gullible than he is now, when she sent him all those handwritten letters he probably thought he struck a goldmine thinking he has the most devoted fan ever that'd obey his every command and would do anything he wishes, Hirschberg would probably even happily clean his "DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS" just to gain his acknowledgement whilst Chris bathes himself in all of those dollar notes picturing how many Legos, MLP dolls and vidya he could buy with it.

Chris would literally do just about anything for money, he even went as for as to whore himself for money.
 
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I guess Hirschberg likes the attention from virtue signalling on Twitter, but that mentality is baffling. Hirschberg knows Chris has a tugboat, he doesn't need her charity. All giving him money does is free up his tugboat to use on toys instead. And she claims he's paying his bills even though he's still getting sued for debt.

Is there anything more pure than the love between two sad, desperate, social pariahs that is actually completely one-sided?

Ahh, to be young and exceptional on line.
 
At least Chris has stopped e-begging for a while.
It's like a monkey's paw situation - he just RPs all day instead.

I honestly wish Hirschberg's donations did prevent being sued by creditors. Sure Chris might deserve to be homeless considering he gets himself into the financial crisis, but Barb doesn't deserve to be homeless, especially now she's getting older and her health is deteriorating.
Chris's debt is distinct from Barb's. His debt is unsecured, from credit cards, and doesn't put the house at risk since nothing is in his name.

Also Barb is as much to blame as Chris for the Financhu Crisis. Her debt is greater than Chris's, it was her decision to blow Bob's nest egg on paying Rob Bell to drag out the Snyder trial, and she took out the mortgage on the house just to deal with her consumer debt.

Hirschberg has been in contact with Chris since 2008
She couldn't have been in contact with him that long - he was begging for money for years until she recently started throwing money at him. Maybe she got in contact in late 2018? That's when the begging suddenly calmed down.
 
It's like a monkey's paw situation - he just RPs all day instead.


Chris's debt is distinct from Barb's. His debt is unsecured, from credit cards, and doesn't put the house at risk since nothing is in his name.

Also Barb is as much to blame as Chris for the Financhu Crisis. Her debt is greater than Chris's, it was her decision to blow Bob's nest egg on paying Rob Bell to drag out the Snyder trial, and she took out the mortgage on the house just to deal with her consumer debt.


She couldn't have been in contact with him that long - he was begging for money for years until she recently started throwing money at him. Maybe she got in contact in late 2018? That's when the begging suddenly calmed down.
Do we know how much money Barb was given on that second mortgage?
 
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