Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

[Iwasamwillbe]

Chinese IMDB has removed Chernobyl on account of people talking about wuflu

Josh Ye 葉嘉栩 on Twitter

“#Chernobyl has been removed from China's IMDb. Its discussion and community pages were where people go to have cryptic and insinuating discussions about the coronavirus outbreak in Wuhan and the local government's handling thereof.”

twitter.com

https://archive.md/dN3M0

That...says several things, none of them good.

 

[Bat Soup Reviews]

Good News!

Two More Titan II Nuclear Missile Silos Blast Onto the Market in Arizona

After a decommissioned Titan II missile silo in Arizona was sold in just two weeks late last year, two more desert silos have blasted onto the market.

www.realtor.com

Just make sure the one you buy isn't filled with water

 

[pestilence 666]

indians are antivirus experts, 0 cases, on track to superpowerhood

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Here it is where they say 22,000 confirmed cases OVERALL: it could always be an error in translation, but the translator definitely says 22,000 confirmed cases.

I have also recorded the pertinent part and uploaded it.

 

[Computer Boy]

Here it is where they say 22,000 confirmed cases OVERALL: it could always be an error in translation, but the translator definitely says 22,000 confirmed cases.

I have also recorded the pertinent part and uploaded it.

Look at those tabs DAMN

 

[TexOffender]

These vids doing the rounds are bullshit

 

[Bat Soup Reviews]

Here it is where they say 22,000 confirmed cases OVERALL: it could always be an error in translation, but the translator definitely says 22,000 confirmed cases.

I have also recorded the pertinent part and uploaded it.

22744 cases 80 deaths
people with close contact 5794
please be a mistranslation because otherwise holy fuck

 

[God of Nothing]

Here it is where they say 22,000 confirmed cases OVERALL: it could always be an error in translation, but the translator definitely says 22,000 confirmed cases.

I have also recorded the pertinent part and uploaded it.

If the one who recorded this was you, you are reading a startling amount of fanfiction right now.

If not, lol, what the fuck?

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

If the one who recorded this was you, you are reading a startling amount of fanfiction right now.

If not, lol, what the fuck?

I like to post reviews to Reylo fans that usually say, "Isn't Kylo dead though?"

 

[Kamov Ka-52]

Didn't see it posted so rate me late if I missed it (this thread moves fast), but it looks like the chinks are live streaming the construction of the mass graves hospitals in Wuhan.

 

[God of Nothing]

I like to post reviews to Reylo fans that usually say, "Isn't Kylo dead though?"

That sounds like an amazingly fun time with a disproportionate amount of private mails waiting for you.

 

[AverageAnimeWatcher]

With mainstream media having its hands tied due to China's lies, I can't tell if I should be happy or sad, that this and /pol are unironically some of the best sources for information about the Wuhan virus.

 

[God of Nothing]

With mainstream media having its hands tied due to china lies, I can't tell if I should be happy or sad, that this and /pol are unironically some of the best sources for information about the Wuhan virus.

World has well and truly become a sick joke to laugh at in its retarded death throes. I cannot wait to see if the media gets its shit together or continues down this route of downplaying when everyone's coughing up around me, dying, or turning into zombies.

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

That sounds like an amazingly fun time with a disproportionate amount of private mails waiting for you.

I get more responses than you might think. I'm also contemplating writing a fanfiction where there's a Roman senate scene à la Julius Caesar, and the fangirls start stabbing JJ Abrams, only to find to their horror they've stabbed Kylo Ren.

Back on topic, that video of constructing new hospitals reminds me that, even though they might find new spaces to put the infected, it doesn't make a whole hell of a lot of difference unless they have the medical supplies necessary to keep them stable and alive. Last I heard, there were hospitals begging for additional (basic) supplies.

 

[ShadowDoc]

Ok, be honest with me guys. On a scale of 1 to Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru, how bad is this whole situation? I'm 60% sure it won't turn into a post apocalyptic mess, however hearing how it has spread, a downplay by the media and some of the end results of this virus, I admit, I am getting worried.

 

[Jump]

Let Uncle Johnny help you out with some quick stuff for you to download...

And if you want to go totally nuts the survival section of the murdercube collection has a shitton of PDFs.

 

[Arctic Fox]

Ok, be honest with me guys. On a scale of 1 to Omae Wa Mou Shindeiru, how bad is this whole situation? I'm 60% sure it won't turn into a post apocalyptic mess, however hearing how it has spread, a downplay by the media and some of the end results of this virus, I admit, I am getting worried.

Y2K

Mass panic will cause more problems than the disease itself, and everyone will feel like a retard for panicking afterward.

 

[ulsterscotsman]

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Despite the fact there are no reported cases in Mongolia

BNO Newsroom on Twitter

“BREAKING: Mongolia closes border with China, shuts down schools, and bans public gatherings in an effort to prevent coronavirus - state media”

twitter.com

First time I've ever heard about Mongolians trying to keep the Chinese out.
2020 the year of surprises.

 

[God of Nothing]

Y2K

Mass panic will cause more problems than the disease itself, and everyone will feel like an exceptional individual for panicking afterward.

This is very much likely the case. I feel autistic and retarded enough as is for getting the occasional shake at the thought of this shit. Life can and will fuck you over, though.

 

[Rei is shit]

Supposedly >300 new cases in the first 6 hours of Monday.

Also;
"At present, a total of 32,799 close contacts were traced, 583 were released from medical observation on the same day, and 30,453 people are currently under medical observation."

Y2K

Mass panic will cause more problems than the disease itself, and everyone will feel like an exceptional individual for panicking afterward.

The question is how many does it take until that mass hysteria stage. There are quite a few videos of people going nuts at grocery stores as is. If places like shanghai an tanjin get closed down things are gonna be really interesting.