Jaron Seth Bloshinsky / Jazz Jennings / I Am Jazz - Puberty Blockers: Not Even Once

[Krokodil Overdose]

This is the deal with Harvard. It isn't a university, or it is, but that isn't the major thing about it. It's a huge social club, and if you're in it, you get to cash in on it for the rest of your life. You can just refer to the fact you went there. Someone I knew who went there called it "dropping the H bomb." You don't have to be this blatantly douchey about it, though. You have connections.

You can fuck it all up afterwards. It's not magic.

But if you get admitted to Harvard, they're invested in you because it's a big club, and you're now in it, and they're not going to do anything to fuck that up because it fucks up their brand. They're certainly not going to fuck up a troon who is one of the premier products of the social experiments the elites are running.

Much like One Piece, the real Harvard Education is the friends you make along the way.

If you want to see how this works in practice, read up on Elizabeth Holmes: a 19-year-old dropout with a vaporware patent was able to get millions in startup money because her school and family were connected out the ass.

 

[Muttnik]

Normal kids going to Harvard are obviously going to dislike like him, but the LGBT community there? I don't see how they could ever be in the position of being more powerful than Jazz and demanding shit from him. Jazz has a BIG Twitter support group and the LGBT Community already love him to bits.

That's great but you underestimate how shitty college LGBT communities can be. Trans people of color will be higher on the totem pole than Jazz regardless of his fame and they will make sure he knows it. Look at Evergreen college. They were going after white or white-passing trans kids because they were not a trans poc. No one is safe and nothing is ever enough. That's why most stable self-respecting lgbt-oriented students NEVER join the campus lgbt clubs because they don't want to hang around with a bunch of shrieking lunatics.

 

[QuokkaCaptain]

That's great but you underestimate how shitty college LGBT communities can be. Trans people of color will be higher on the totem pole than Jazz regardless of his fame and they will make sure he knows it. Look at Evergreen college. They were going after white or white-passing trans kids because they were not a trans poc. No one is safe and nothing is ever enough. That's why most stable self-respecting lgbt-oriented students NEVER join the campus lgbt clubs because they don't want to hang around with a bunch of shrieking lunatics.

Oh, absolutely. The social justice movement has created a culture far more toxic than any Mean Girls-level backstabbing could. If they decide that they don't like Jazz, literally all they have to do is start calling him out on Twitter or Tumblr or Youtube. Once they start exposing his sins- the ones he can safely commit at home around mommy and daddy, who won't rat him out to the press for saying a no-no opinion or stepping on the wrong toes- they'll get the public to turn on him too (or, at the very least, the SJW population where he's made his name). For those with the gumption to do so, it would not be hard to ruin Jazz once he's at college and away from the people that can and will cover his ass.

 

[Muttnik]

Oh, absolutely. The social justice movement has created a culture far more toxic than any Mean Girls-level backstabbing could. If they decide that they don't like Jazz, literally all they have to do is start calling him out on Twitter or Tumblr or Youtube. Once they start exposing his sins- the ones he can safely commit at home around mommy and daddy, who won't rat him out to the press for saying a no-no opinion or stepping on the wrong toes- they'll get the public to turn on him too (or, at the very least, the SJW population where he's made his name). For those with the gumption to do so, it would not be hard to ruin Jazz once he's at college and away from the people that can and will cover his ass.

That's the biggest problem with campus LGBT clubs--the witch hunting is brutal and the ally-shaming is even worse. There are vulnerable kids coming out of families that are most likely not out of the closet and are just starting to find themselves in college. Now how on earth are they supposed to learn how to properly accept themselves and trust others with their true identity when the community that's supposed to embrace them is so toxic and fickle? It's a mess. Had a college friend leave the lgbt campus club because of that shit and it took a heavy emotional toll on him as well as wasted all the hours he spent trying to fit in instead of focusing on class.

Never get involved in a community where emotions run high. That's a lesson that could apply to anything. Once you're in, there's no way you're getting out unscathed if shit goes south. If Jazz is smart, he'll stay far away from campus LGBT events and instead try to find some shy gay kids to chill with.

 

[KeepHopeAlive]

IF Jazz actually gets to Harvard I've no doubt Harvard will do anything and everything to keep him enrolled and I think Jazz will still fail. One of the hallmarks of body dysphoria is literally being uncomfortable in your own skin and no Mengelian surgery is going to fix that and in Jazz' case, fucked him up even more. Jazz still has to live within his own skin, wherever he goes. Jazz has learned no demonstrable coping skills and has a hanging flesh wound between his legs to contend with as well as depression. I see no ability, even with every tutor, support service and freely given passing grades in Troonism, that will help or ensure that Jazz will be able to finish a course of study. It seems he has never been able to focus sustained attention (aka depression) on anything other than his crotch and now that's a nightmare. Even with good psychotherapy, which he refuses to do at this point, I can't see it happening because Jeannette.

I think Jazz' gap year was just a cover to gloss over the fact that he needed more surgeries and thus mommy to dilate him. Once the more critical surgeries are done and Jazz realizes that the grass is not fundamentally greener post-neovag, the real crippling depression will set in and home he goes where mommy can get her narc asspats with her perma-child.

And she deserves every fucking tear they both shed.

 

[Krokodil Overdose]

Oh, absolutely. The social justice movement has created a culture far more toxic than any Mean Girls-level backstabbing could. If they decide that they don't like Jazz, literally all they have to do is start calling him out on Twitter or Tumblr or Youtube. Once they start exposing his sins- the ones he can safely commit at home around mommy and daddy, who won't rat him out to the press for saying a no-no opinion or stepping on the wrong toes- they'll get the public to turn on him too (or, at the very least, the SJW population where he's made his name). For those with the gumption to do so, it would not be hard to ruin Jazz once he's at college and away from the people that can and will cover his ass.

Which is why he would probably have better off at Pomona in the long run. Sure, it's not Harvard, but it is an actual school (to an extent) and less about being "on" 24/7 to build the network architecture that will get you the sweet sinecures down the road. Jazz, being the Truman Show participant that he is, probably doesn't know any of the stuff, and you can be sure as fuck nobody's going to tell him.

 

[AnOminous]

If Jazz is smart, he'll stay far away from campus LGBT events and instead try to find some shy gay kids to chill with.

He isn't smart, though, and on top of that, within such communities he'll be lovebombed and outside of them he has no idea how to cope or interact like a normal human because he was raised by a psycho mom and a worthless cuck.

 

[Muttnik]

He isn't smart, though, and on top of that, within such communities he'll be lovebombed and outside of them he has no idea how to cope or interact like a normal human because he was raised by a psycho mom and a worthless cuck.

The problem is that the lovebombing is temporary, especially when new blood joins the ranks. Or he'll be forced to start taking part of judging other members in the community that don't meet peak victimhood requirements--the gay males, bi people, etc. I want to stress that it's great when you first go to college and meet people with like-minded opinions and backgrounds. For non-straight people, it can be a really positive affirming experience and definitely help give a much-needed boost in confidence. Gay people tend to bloom in college and that's great. But never ever put yourself in a position where your sexual identity is something that can be weighed on a scale of importance compared to others.

I don't expect Jazz to be smart enough to avoid that trap. They'll pull out all the stops if it means getting on tv or having twitter asspats. But the buck has to run out at some point and Jazz is in for a rude awakening if he thinks he can make it to senior year without either being cast out of the community for stupid shit or just becoming an afterthought to the next shiny new oppressed toy.

 

[DCMediaSped]

I still feel college will never happen. Jazz is such a lazy attention seeking sloth that she will never have the stamina to live on campus away from her 'doting' mother. She needs constant fawning and attention, and any group she joined would end up not working out because people would grow tired of her histrionics. She has no interests or life outside of being trans. It's really pathetic. Your whole life isn't you sexual identity, people still have interests, read, watch movies. Jazz seems to have no hobbies or interests outside obsessing over herself.

 

[Free the Pedos]

I still feel college will never happen. Jazz is such a lazy attention seeking sloth that she will never have the stamina to live on campus away from her 'doting' mother. She needs constant fawning and attention, and any group she joined would end up not working out because people would grow tired of her histrionics. She has no interests or life outside of being trans. It's really pathetic. Your whole life isn't you sexual identity, people still have interests, read, watch movies. Jazz seems to have no hobbies or interests outside obsessing over herself.

I agree with you, but I think you can lay most of this at her mother's doorstep. Jeanette reoriented the entire family around Jazz and her transition starting when Jazz was 3. Any kid who grew up with a personality disordered mom telling them they were so special and smart and different and perfect (when she wasn't sabotaging them in order to control them) would turn out the same way.

 

[Muttnik]

EYYYY It's that time again, kiddos. And hold onto your butts because this episode is a doozy.

EPISODE FIVE:

-Jazz is ready to announce his college plans. He mentions how hard the decision was and Jeanette rolls her eyes and shakes her head when Jazz mentions that it's ultimately his decision to make, being super passive aggressive since it looks like he wants Pomona more. I'm sorry, whose choice is this, bitch?
-Jazz chooses Harvard! But we already knew that. He isn't enthused about it and openly says it's because he doesn't want to disappoint anyone (aka mom). Grandma says that she's surprised because Pomona would be the better fit. She says that in choosing Harvard Jazz "gave up a part of [himself]".
-Jazz goes to hang with his girlfriends to get dangerhair streaks. Jazz's friends are lowkey apathetic about Jazz choosing Harvard. It's framed like being concerned friends but in reality I think they're pissy about the shady way he got in.
-Only one week away until the drag show for Noelle! Guess what that means? That's right! Time to force male family members into dresses! Jazz takes one of the twins to get all dolled up. The poor guy openly says that dressing in drag makes him uncomfortable. Jazz doesn't care and makes him sashay down the hall in heels.
-Noelle shows up. Jazz tells him about the drag show. Noelle is less than enthused, finding drag offensive. Gives some stupid sjw speech about it. The word "like" is used a billion times. Stop whining, asshole. It's free money.
-Jazz and Jeanette go to hang with Jojo and their mom after slut-shaming based grandma last week. Jazz plans on incorporating his entire male family for the drag show, including dad and grandpa.
-Jojo and their mom say that based grandma had an epiphany and now blindly accepts the troon cult. They're going to force grandma to go to a doc consultation. I'm grinding my teeth.
-Jeanette looks over all of Jazz's baby shit and cries. It comes off as creepy and obsessive rather than being sad at being an empty-nester. Jazz does this awful high-pitched baby voice that he makes every time he's goofing around. It also comes off as creepy. Nothing but creepiness in this family.
-Jazz is going to get a single room at Harvard so that he can dilate in privacy. Jazz also has to do a writing exam to compare his essay to the other students. Hm.
-Jazz won't even tell her dad, grandpa, and brother the drag show plans he has for them. He basically ambushes them and makes them wear wigs. CRE-EPY. Creepy as FUCK.

-Grandpa's face is pure suicidal.
-Jazz further humiliates them by making them twirl around. Jazz gets pissy when the guys say they don't want to wear makeup. Jazz tries to guilt them into it by saying it's for Noelle. Greg says no for once and Jazz relents.
-Jeanette brings over grandma and some fat hag to have drinks to celebrate Jazz getting into Harvard.
-Oh my fucking god, Jeanette and fat hag joke about putting a Harvard bumper sticker next to the bumper stickers from those "OTHER" schools, aka the schools that her poor other kids got into.
-Grandma speculates if Jazz can even handle Harvard without freaking out or being behind everyone else. They worry about Jazz self-sabotaging. Grandma wants Jazz to learn from his mistakes. Jeanette blows her off and just doesn't want Jazz to fuck this up.
-Jazz and Noelle hang out. Jazz makes that awful high-pitched baby voice again when Noelle shows him a kitty. It's obnoxious. Noelle really isn't on board with this drag show shit. Noelle rants about how evil cis men ruin drag by being campy. No fun allowed. Jazz gets a hired transwoman to tell Noelle to shut the fuck up and take the money. Said transwoman says that drag is now "Family friendly". UM....no? It's not, honey.
-Noelle gives up and lets the drag show continue. He barely pretends to be grateful to Jazz.
-Jazz and Jojo along with munchie mom and based grandma go to the consultation. Munchie moms says to give Jojo whatever they want. The consultation is for top surgery or some shit. Jazz brags that the hormones allowed him to grow breasts of his own. Yeah, those tuberous melons that hang in different directions. Quality.
-Jojo makes me sad. They haven't even been seeing a counselor for their dysphoria or have had any therapy to make things easier. Jazz corners an uncomfortable based grandma and bullies her about how important top surgery is.
-Doc says that Jojo doesn't have to be 18 to have the surgery if they get a written note from a counselor.
-Based grandma once again says out loud that she's still uncomfortable with all of this because Jojo is too fucking young for such a permanent goddamn life decision what the hell is wrong with thinking that?! Of course they gang up on her and guilt trip her because SHE'S the bad one here.
-Jojo throws a tantrum and storms off, claiming based grandma is selfish for wanting Jojo to be cautious. Munchie mom sides with her kid and badmouths her own mother. Based grandma says that you need to be an adult to make adult decisions.
-Jazz tells Jojo to basically completely disregard based grandma. Grandma tries to explain her reasoning and they shut her down and drive off.
-Jazz pats himself on a back for "helping" Jojo but is also clearly stressed out with all the shit going on in his life. Transwoman apparently can't show up for the drag show, causing Jazz to fucking lose it while driving.
-Jeanette meets with munchie mom and based grandma. More ganging up on grandma because this poor woman hasn't been through enough bullshit. Based grandma misgenders Jojo rofl.
-Jeanette shits on based grandma for growing up in a generation where "giving power to a child" is weird and says that there's nothing wrong with that. FUCKING. NO. You are the parent, they are the child. They live under your roof and YOU decide how to raise them. Fuck you, Jeanette. Because Jazz is in such a good physical and emotional place thanks to you giving him power. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-"WAHHH DYSPHORIA KILLS CHILDREN SO JUST DO WHATEVER THEY WANT UWU". Jeanette physically sickens me.
-Based grandma still fights back and tells people to just love the body they have. Makes a big speech about how altering the body of the baby you brought into the world is not natural. Jeanette, you are not going to break this horse. Munchie mom wants based grandma to be there for when Jojo gets the top surgery.
-Jazz is being emotional and stuffing his face from the stress. He eats mountains of fatty food in the car. Holy shit, two footlong sandwiches, a gallon of chocolate milk, a bag of chips, and a jar of nutella all in one sitting. His expression while eating food is the closest to a physical orgasm he will ever get. This is horrifying and the episode ends here.
-NEXT WEEK: Grandpa in drag! Jazz freaking out! Shit goes down at the drag show.

This episode was hard. I haven't been this angry and mortified since the Schofield thread.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

This ridiculous drag show only proves what we've been saying: trans for these people isn't about being, it's about performing.

 

[sperginity]

Based grandma still fights back and tells people to just love the body they have. Makes a big speech about how altering the body of the baby you brought into the world is not natural. Jeanette, you are not going to break this horse. Munchie mom wants based grandma to be there for when Jojo gets the top surgery.

If they really gave a fuck about jojo and thought fake tit surgery was for the best, why stress the kid out by trying to force grandma to change her mind? why try to force her to attend the surgery? what is the point of that type of shit (when you aren't in a cult)?

-Jazz is being emotional and stuffing his face from the stress. He eats mountains of fatty food in the car. Holy shit, two footlong sandwiches, a gallon of chocolate tard cum, a bag of chips, and a jar of nutella all in one sitting. His expression while eating food is the closest to a physical orgasm he will ever get. This is horrifying and the episode ends here.

lmao there should really be a split screen between the scene of jeannette lecturing based grandma about parenting, and jazz eating a disgusting amount of food. I mean, christ. It clearly angers jeannette when jazz gets fat, so I have no doubt that he will binge just to piss her off sometimes. Eating is the only thing jazz has ever had control over, his mom has determined (and ruined) everything else.

I agree with you, but I think you can lay most of this at her mother's doorstep. Jeanette reoriented the entire family around Jazz and her transition starting when Jazz was 3. Any kid who grew up with a personality disordered mom telling them they were so special and smart and different and perfect (when she wasn't sabotaging them in order to control them) would turn out the same way.

A lot of kids like that either become exactly like the parent or completely sort themselves out as adults (and go low or no contact with the offending parent). Right now would be the time for jazz to look back on his life and reflect, possibly becoming angry with his mom for only loving him in a very conditional way, but it seems to me like the puberty blocking drugs robbed him of the maturity to do such a thing. The only way he will figure it out is if there is a national discourse about transition regret and detransition. That might be many years away.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

-Jazz is being emotional and stuffing his face from the stress. He eats mountains of fatty food in the car. Holy shit, two footlong sandwiches, a gallon of chocolate tard cum, a bag of chips, and a jar of nutella all in one sitting. His expression while eating food is the closest to a physical orgasm he will ever get. This is horrifying and the episode ends here.

I'm surprised Jazz isn't morbidly obese at this point holy fuck.

 

[slartifartblast]

I wonder if it's ever crossed Jazz's mind that slacking off during Harvard (Just getting a gender studies degree and doing the bare minimum) would potentially work. Is Harvard really going to allow Jazz to fail? Being as progressive as they are, would it really help their narrative if Jazz is doing poorly in their school? Would they potentially do anything in their power to make sure Jazz succeeds? I can see them doing this - they fucking accepted Jazz into their college after all.

They would damn well made sure he either succeeded academically via mental health accommodation ("you're brainbroke, have an extra hour for your final"), or it would be suggested that he take an academic leave of absence. And indeterminately long academic leave of absence. With the implication that he can either shape up, or be the eternal student and not come back.

Because unlike the dude that went all Guy Fawks on the Harvard admin building in the late 19th century, Jazz ain't recovering.

Because while you can coast by in your fru-fru gender studies major, the gen ed portion of the college is not as liberal as people think. Over there professors will basically force you to drop the course before midterms if you're failing from the beginning, or, shocker of shockers, will fucking fail you.

 

[Muttnik]

I'm surprised Jazz isn't morbidly obese at this point holy fuck.

But Jeanette says that parents should always give their kids power and never deny them anything if they really want it!

 

[QuokkaCaptain]

EYYYY It's that time again, kiddos. And hold onto your butts because this episode is a doozy.

EPISODE FIVE:

-Jazz is ready to announce his college plans. He mentions how hard the decision was and Jeanette rolls her eyes and shakes her head when Jazz mentions that it's ultimately his decision to make, being super passive aggressive since it looks like he wants Pomona more. I'm sorry, whose choice is this, bitch?
-Jazz chooses Harvard! But we already knew that. He isn't enthused about it and openly says it's because he doesn't want to disappoint anyone (aka mom). Grandma says that she's surprised because Pomona would be the better fit. She says that in choosing Harvard Jazz "gave up a part of [himself]".

Christ. At least pretend that you acknowledge your child as being an independent organism from you, Jeanette.

Of course, Jazz immediately feeds into mom's narc-like need to control him and agrees to do what's expected of him.

-Only one week away until the drag show for Noelle! Guess what that means? That's right! Time to force male family members into dresses! Jazz takes one of the twins to get all dolled up. The poor guy openly says that dressing in drag makes him uncomfortable. Jazz doesn't care and makes him sashay down the hall in heels.
-Noelle shows up. Jazz tells him about the drag show. Noelle is less than enthused, finding drag offensive. Gives some stupid sjw speech about it. The word "like" is used a billion times. Stop whining, asshole. It's free money.
-Jazz and Jeanette go to hang with Jojo and their mom after slut-shaming based grandma last week. Jazz plans on incorporating his entire male family for the drag show, including dad and grandpa.

-Jazz won't even tell her dad, grandpa, and brother the drag show plans he has for them. He basically ambushes them and makes them wear wigs. CRE-EPY. Creepy as FUCK.

-Jazz further humiliates them by making them twirl around. Jazz gets pissy when the guys say they don't want to wear makeup. Jazz tries to guilt them into it by saying it's for Noelle. Greg says no for once and Jazz relents.

Sounds like Jazz doesn't have a fabulous sense of respect for other peoples' boundaries. I don't think that's going to go well once he's off to school and is around people that aren't going to feel inclined to bending to his every whim.

-Jojo makes me sad. They haven't even been seeing a counselor for their dysphoria or have had any therapy to make things easier. Jazz corners an uncomfortable based grandma and bullies her about how important top surgery is.

There are a lot of transgender "activists" that 100% believe that it's bigotry to require a mental evaluation (ETA: or therapy, or counseling, or basically anything that acknowledges the mental health component of gender dysphoria) before receiving hormone therapy or SRS. Because, you know, no other surgeons require mental health evaluations before someone decides to voluntarily, permanently alter their body- especially minors.

-Jeanette shits on based grandma for growing up in a generation where "giving power to a child" is weird and says that there's nothing wrong with that. FUCKING. NO. You are the parent, they are the child. They live under your roof and YOU decide how to raise them. Fuck you, Jeanette. Because Jazz is in such a good physical and emotional place thanks to you giving him power. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.

There is a vast, vast gap of distance between "giving power to a child" and "respecting your child's reasonable requests regarding the course of their lives".

Not forcing a child to participate in a sport that they hate is respecting a reasonable request. It's their life, their time, their effort, their body taking the strain, and it is reasonable to say "Okay, I'm not going to force you to play soccer, your heart isn't into it and you have other interests you genuinely want to pursue." It's not the end of the world if the kid doesn't want to play soccer. This is a good and reasonable way to approach parenting because not wanting to play soccer will not irreversibly change or destroy a kid's life or health.

But when we're talking about a child receiving a life-changing, essentially irreversible surgery that many people have regretted after the fact, then it is entirely, 100% inappropriate to give your child total power over it. If they want to do this shit when they're eighteen? Fine, go ahead, you're an adult and you can do whatever the hell you want- but it won't be happening while you're under my roof with my money. I'll give you counseling, I'll give you therapy, I'll give you whatever you need to reduce your anxiety about your body.

But there is no way in hell that I'd be funding a surgery that would leave my kid permanently mutilated in a way that they will probably end up regretting ten years down the line. I'm not gonna be holding the ball for that one, no way, no how.

If they really gave a fuck about jojo and thought fake tit surgery was for the best, why stress the kid out by trying to force grandma to change her mind? why try to force her to attend the surgery? what is the point of that type of shit (when you aren't in a cult)?

The joy of winning the argument.

Dominating another by shaming/guilting/forcing them to do/agree with something they don't.

A rush of power in knowing you've forced another to bend to your will.

I mean, cults get off on that too in a much less self-aware kind of way, but anyone can engage in this sort of behavior if they're a controlling sort of person. The more the person resists, the more satisfying it is when they finally break down and cave to your demands.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

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But Jeanette says that parents should always give their kids power and never deny them anything if they really want it!

Maybe it's this photo, but between this and other pictures I've seen, Jazz already looks like he's well on his way to becoming a balloon.

 

[CrispyGonad]

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EYYYY It's that time again, kiddos. And hold onto your butts because this episode is a doozy.

EPISODE FIVE:

-Jazz is ready to announce his college plans. He mentions how hard the decision was and Jeanette rolls her eyes and shakes her head when Jazz mentions that it's ultimately his decision to make, being super passive aggressive since it looks like he wants Pomona more. I'm sorry, whose choice is this, bitch?
-Jazz chooses Harvard! But we already knew that. He isn't enthused about it and openly says it's because he doesn't want to disappoint anyone (aka mom). Grandma says that she's surprised because Pomona would be the better fit. She says that in choosing Harvard Jazz "gave up a part of [himself]".
-Jazz goes to hang with his girlfriends to get dangerhair streaks. Jazz's friends are lowkey apathetic about Jazz choosing Harvard. It's framed like being concerned friends but in reality I think they're pissy about the shady way he got in.
-Only one week away until the drag show for Noelle! Guess what that means? That's right! Time to force male family members into dresses! Jazz takes one of the twins to get all dolled up. The poor guy openly says that dressing in drag makes him uncomfortable. Jazz doesn't care and makes him sashay down the hall in heels.
-Noelle shows up. Jazz tells him about the drag show. Noelle is less than enthused, finding drag offensive. Gives some stupid sjw speech about it. The word "like" is used a billion times. Stop whining, asshole. It's free money.
-Jazz and Jeanette go to hang with Jojo and their mom after slut-shaming based grandma last week. Jazz plans on incorporating his entire male family for the drag show, including dad and grandpa.
-Jojo and their mom say that based grandma had an epiphany and now blindly accepts the troon cult. They're going to force grandma to go to a doc consultation. I'm grinding my teeth.
-Jeanette looks over all of Jazz's baby shit and cries. It comes off as creepy and obsessive rather than being sad at being an empty-nester. Jazz does this awful high-pitched baby voice that he makes every time he's goofing around. It also comes off as creepy. Nothing but creepiness in this family.
-Jazz is going to get a single room at Harvard so that he can dilate in privacy. Jazz also has to do a writing exam to compare his essay to the other students. Hm.
-Jazz won't even tell her dad, grandpa, and brother the drag show plans he has for them. He basically ambushes them and makes them wear wigs. CRE-EPY. Creepy as FUCK.
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-Grandpa's face is pure suicidal.
-Jazz further humiliates them by making them twirl around. Jazz gets pissy when the guys say they don't want to wear makeup. Jazz tries to guilt them into it by saying it's for Noelle. Greg says no for once and Jazz relents.
-Jeanette brings over grandma and some fat hag to have drinks to celebrate Jazz getting into Harvard.
-Oh my fucking god, Jeanette and fat hag joke about putting a Harvard bumper sticker next to the bumper stickers from those "OTHER" schools, aka the schools that her poor other kids got into.
-Grandma speculates if Jazz can even handle Harvard without freaking out or being behind everyone else. They worry about Jazz self-sabotaging. Grandma wants Jazz to learn from his mistakes. Jeanette blows her off and just doesn't want Jazz to fuck this up.
-Jazz and Noelle hang out. Jazz makes that awful high-pitched baby voice again when Noelle shows him a kitty. It's obnoxious. Noelle really isn't on board with this drag show shit. Noelle rants about how evil cis men ruin drag by being campy. No fun allowed. Jazz gets a hired transwoman to tell Noelle to shut the fuck up and take the money. Said transwoman says that drag is now "Family friendly". UM....no? It's not, honey.
-Noelle gives up and lets the drag show continue. He barely pretends to be grateful to Jazz.
-Jazz and Jojo along with munchie mom and based grandma go to the consultation. Munchie moms says to give Jojo whatever they want. The consultation is for top surgery or some shit. Jazz brags that the hormones allowed him to grow breasts of his own. Yeah, those tuberous melons that hang in different directions. Quality.
-Jojo makes me sad. They haven't even been seeing a counselor for their dysphoria or have had any therapy to make things easier. Jazz corners an uncomfortable based grandma and bullies her about how important top surgery is.
-Doc says that Jojo doesn't have to be 18 to have the surgery if they get a written note from a counselor.
-Based grandma once again says out loud that she's still uncomfortable with all of this because Jojo is too fucking young for such a permanent goddamn life decision what the hell is wrong with thinking that?! Of course they gang up on her and guilt trip her because SHE'S the bad one here.
-Jojo throws a tantrum and storms off, claiming based grandma is selfish for wanting Jojo to be cautious. Munchie mom sides with her kid and badmouths her own mother. Based grandma says that you need to be an adult to make adult decisions.
-Jazz tells Jojo to basically completely disregard based grandma. Grandma tries to explain her reasoning and they shut her down and drive off.
-Jazz pats himself on a back for "helping" Jojo but is also clearly stressed out with all the shit going on in his life. Transwoman apparently can't show up for the drag show, causing Jazz to fucking lose it while driving.
-Jeanette meets with munchie mom and based grandma. More ganging up on grandma because this poor woman hasn't been through enough bullshit. Based grandma misgenders Jojo rofl.
-Jeanette shits on based grandma for growing up in a generation where "giving power to a child" is weird and says that there's nothing wrong with that. FUCKING. NO. You are the parent, they are the child. They live under your roof and YOU decide how to raise them. Fuck you, Jeanette. Because Jazz is in such a good physical and emotional place thanks to you giving him power. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-"WAHHH DYSPHORIA KILLS CHILDREN SO JUST DO WHATEVER THEY WANT UWU". Jeanette physically sickens me.
-Based grandma still fights back and tells people to just love the body they have. Makes a big speech about how altering the body of the baby you brought into the world is not natural. Jeanette, you are not going to break this horse. Munchie mom wants based grandma to be there for when Jojo gets the top surgery.
-Jazz is being emotional and stuffing his face from the stress. He eats mountains of fatty food in the car. Holy shit, two footlong sandwiches, a gallon of chocolate tard cum, a bag of chips, and a jar of nutella all in one sitting. His expression while eating food is the closest to a physical orgasm he will ever get. This is horrifying and the episode ends here.
-NEXT WEEK: Grandpa in drag! Jazz freaking out! Shit goes down at the drag show.

This episode was hard. I haven't been this angry and mortified since the Schofield thread.

EYYYY It's that time again, kiddos. And hold onto your butts because this episode is a doozy.

EPISODE FIVE:

-Jazz is ready to announce his college plans. He mentions how hard the decision was and Jeanette rolls her eyes and shakes her head when Jazz mentions that it's ultimately his decision to make, being super passive aggressive since it looks like he wants Pomona more. I'm sorry, whose choice is this, bitch?
-Jazz chooses Harvard! But we already knew that. He isn't enthused about it and openly says it's because he doesn't want to disappoint anyone (aka mom). Grandma says that she's surprised because Pomona would be the better fit. She says that in choosing Harvard Jazz "gave up a part of [himself]".
-Jazz goes to hang with his girlfriends to get dangerhair streaks. Jazz's friends are lowkey apathetic about Jazz choosing Harvard. It's framed like being concerned friends but in reality I think they're pissy about the shady way he got in.
-Only one week away until the drag show for Noelle! Guess what that means? That's right! Time to force male family members into dresses! Jazz takes one of the twins to get all dolled up. The poor guy openly says that dressing in drag makes him uncomfortable. Jazz doesn't care and makes him sashay down the hall in heels.
-Noelle shows up. Jazz tells him about the drag show. Noelle is less than enthused, finding drag offensive. Gives some stupid sjw speech about it. The word "like" is used a billion times. Stop whining, asshole. It's free money.
-Jazz and Jeanette go to hang with Jojo and their mom after slut-shaming based grandma last week. Jazz plans on incorporating his entire male family for the drag show, including dad and grandpa.
-Jojo and their mom say that based grandma had an epiphany and now blindly accepts the troon cult. They're going to force grandma to go to a doc consultation. I'm grinding my teeth.
-Jeanette looks over all of Jazz's baby shit and cries. It comes off as creepy and obsessive rather than being sad at being an empty-nester. Jazz does this awful high-pitched baby voice that he makes every time he's goofing around. It also comes off as creepy. Nothing but creepiness in this family.
-Jazz is going to get a single room at Harvard so that he can dilate in privacy. Jazz also has to do a writing exam to compare his essay to the other students. Hm.
-Jazz won't even tell her dad, grandpa, and brother the drag show plans he has for them. He basically ambushes them and makes them wear wigs. CRE-EPY. Creepy as FUCK.
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-Grandpa's face is pure suicidal.
-Jazz further humiliates them by making them twirl around. Jazz gets pissy when the guys say they don't want to wear makeup. Jazz tries to guilt them into it by saying it's for Noelle. Greg says no for once and Jazz relents.
-Jeanette brings over grandma and some fat hag to have drinks to celebrate Jazz getting into Harvard.
-Oh my fucking god, Jeanette and fat hag joke about putting a Harvard bumper sticker next to the bumper stickers from those "OTHER" schools, aka the schools that her poor other kids got into.
-Grandma speculates if Jazz can even handle Harvard without freaking out or being behind everyone else. They worry about Jazz self-sabotaging. Grandma wants Jazz to learn from his mistakes. Jeanette blows her off and just doesn't want Jazz to fuck this up.
-Jazz and Noelle hang out. Jazz makes that awful high-pitched baby voice again when Noelle shows him a kitty. It's obnoxious. Noelle really isn't on board with this drag show shit. Noelle rants about how evil cis men ruin drag by being campy. No fun allowed. Jazz gets a hired transwoman to tell Noelle to shut the fuck up and take the money. Said transwoman says that drag is now "Family friendly". UM....no? It's not, honey.
-Noelle gives up and lets the drag show continue. He barely pretends to be grateful to Jazz.
-Jazz and Jojo along with munchie mom and based grandma go to the consultation. Munchie moms says to give Jojo whatever they want. The consultation is for top surgery or some shit. Jazz brags that the hormones allowed him to grow breasts of his own. Yeah, those tuberous melons that hang in different directions. Quality.
-Jojo makes me sad. They haven't even been seeing a counselor for their dysphoria or have had any therapy to make things easier. Jazz corners an uncomfortable based grandma and bullies her about how important top surgery is.
-Doc says that Jojo doesn't have to be 18 to have the surgery if they get a written note from a counselor.
-Based grandma once again says out loud that she's still uncomfortable with all of this because Jojo is too fucking young for such a permanent goddamn life decision what the hell is wrong with thinking that?! Of course they gang up on her and guilt trip her because SHE'S the bad one here.
-Jojo throws a tantrum and storms off, claiming based grandma is selfish for wanting Jojo to be cautious. Munchie mom sides with her kid and badmouths her own mother. Based grandma says that you need to be an adult to make adult decisions.
-Jazz tells Jojo to basically completely disregard based grandma. Grandma tries to explain her reasoning and they shut her down and drive off.
-Jazz pats himself on a back for "helping" Jojo but is also clearly stressed out with all the shit going on in his life. Transwoman apparently can't show up for the drag show, causing Jazz to fucking lose it while driving.
-Jeanette meets with munchie mom and based grandma. More ganging up on grandma because this poor woman hasn't been through enough bullshit. Based grandma misgenders Jojo rofl.
-Jeanette shits on based grandma for growing up in a generation where "giving power to a child" is weird and says that there's nothing wrong with that. FUCKING. NO. You are the parent, they are the child. They live under your roof and YOU decide how to raise them. Fuck you, Jeanette. Because Jazz is in such a good physical and emotional place thanks to you giving him power. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
-"WAHHH DYSPHORIA KILLS CHILDREN SO JUST DO WHATEVER THEY WANT UWU". Jeanette physically sickens me.
-Based grandma still fights back and tells people to just love the body they have. Makes a big speech about how altering the body of the baby you brought into the world is not natural. Jeanette, you are not going to break this horse. Munchie mom wants based grandma to be there for when Jojo gets the top surgery.
-Jazz is being emotional and stuffing his face from the stress. He eats mountains of fatty food in the car. Holy shit, two footlong sandwiches, a gallon of chocolate tard cum, a bag of chips, and a jar of nutella all in one sitting. His expression while eating food is the closest to a physical orgasm he will ever get. This is horrifying and the episode ends here.
-NEXT WEEK: Grandpa in drag! Jazz freaking out! Shit goes down at the drag show.

This episode was hard. I haven't been this angry and mortified since the Schofield thread.

Thanks for taking one for the team. I don't think I could've kept my lunch down if I'd had to watch this shitshow for myself

 

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If they really gave a fuck about jojo and thought fake tit surgery was for the best, why stress the kid out by trying to force grandma to change her mind?

Because the alphabet people don't want acceptance, they want VALIDATION.