Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Trainwreck]

One has to just stand in awe at all of the opportunities Lucas has been given to try and fix his shit and he’s blown every single one. He’s been given more chances than he deserves, and has had things handed to him that more deserving people can’t get.

Which honestly makes me think that they are wiping their hands clean of him. He pisses away every opportunity he has to better himself, supplement his meager disability payment, go to continuous therapy, etc. He's so consumed with fucking children, obsessing about the government and all of us cockblockers not letting him get any pussy that he will never be able to do anything else. An unmedicated homeless schizophrenic creep is all he will ever be.

 

[Rogowski]

I also just realized that this might explain his suicide threats. Perhaps it was a Hail Mary attempt at keeping his fart box?

 

[mothman96]

I also just realized that this might explain his suicide threats. Perhaps it was a Hail Mary attempt at keeping his fart box?

The suicide threats I've believe were at the time he thought he'd have his fart box as long as his rent got paid. He used the "suicide" threats thinking it would get him a girl. Now he might be thinking the management at Pioneer Pathway/Pioneer Human Services are going to believe his "damage control" videos he's now making and give him back the room.

ETA: It's going to be a cold weekend for the pervert creep.

 

[wenttobermuda]

If he had any brains at all he would at least have kept a nest egg to keep a roof over his head and be able to feed himself for a few days if he ever needed it. at the very least he should have had a case of ramen and some bottled water, and some other basic necessities stored in case he ever got kicked out and needed it

One of the black joys of watching Lucas is his sense of priorities. He knew he was living one bad decision away from homelessness, and he's been homeless before. He wasn't blind to the possibility. He was just much more concerned with other things.

Like feeling the Bern and sodomizing teen girls. Much more important than keeping his fart chamber. I suspect that if the cause of his expulsion ever comes out, it'll be related to one of his fixations.

Lucas leaves the impression of a man on railroad tracks, with a train fast approaching him, horn blaring. He knows the train is there but insists on finishing his crossword puzzle.

A sad situation, and I'm not celebrating his misfortune. Being homeless must be awful. But the street saga just reveals so much about him that I can't help but be delighted. I don't think he "deserves" this, and that's not the point--its enough that he did it to himself, and didn't have to. Or want to. He was just trying to control things he can't, and letting things he could control fall apart. Lol.

 

[DrunkenDozing]

Funny as he was acting so high and mighty after getting the supposed drug dealer booted, like he owned the fucking place.

 

[Rogowski]

The next couple of weeks will be telling because if he’s really suicidal like he claimed to be them this should be the breaking point. I’m not saying he’s going to do it but it will be telling in regards to a lot of claims he’s made in the last few months.

Another example would be his proud demeanor towards snitching on neighbors who may not have been dealing drugs but were in any case struggling and didn’t need an obese fart daddy sticking his nose in their business and making their lives harder. Lucas is very vulnerable now on the streets. As someone pointed out already the place he crashes has a 5:30AM wake up call and you don’t check in until 7:00PM. That’s 13 and a half hours that Lucas is out in the open in downtown Spokane in the general vicinity of people he’s been snitching on, who are friends with a girl he was demanding sex from, seeing people he’s already been in confrontations from, seeing people who work and frequent establishments that he’s been banned from, etc etc etc. Also add the fact that on top of all this the secret army of Kiwi Farmers and Sofalawyers that’s been organized by his sworn enemy Ben Palmer that exists in his head are now fully aware he’s homeless and out in the streets all day long with nowhere to hide and pretty soon he’ll know that they know when he reads this thread.

It’s going to be interesting to see how Lucas handles his paranoid delusions and his auditory and visual hallucinations when he has to have his head on a swivel for the majority of his life now.

 

[mothman96]

Since he's out of Pioneer Pathway, he'll have what he was paying in rent ($400-450) to blow. I'm wondering if he's going to start up again with trying to bait women with lobster/steak dinners at Churchill's

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

Since he's out of Pioneer Pathway, he'll have what he was paying in rent ($400-450) to blow. I'm wondering if he's going to start up again with trying to bait women with lobster/steak dinners at Churchill's

Guess no more Red Robin?

 

[Hey Lucas]

So we know for sure he’s kicked out? Definitely seems plausible, but I feel like I’m missing something.

 

[Da Dude123]

I almost feel bad for him, but he completely did this to himself. He is so arrogant and entitled and acts like a little bitch about everything. And he totally was lucky that he had his fart room to begin with. I could only imagine the scene when he found out he was being evicted. He was probably going reee! And now with Bernie Sanders losing the delegate lead, things are not looking good in Lucas land. I sort of doubt that Pioneer will let him store his board games there? Maybe they will?

That House of Charity is a full blown hobo shelter that will take anyone from what I read. Now he is just out waundering the streets all day. This could prove interesting for sure.

 

[mothman96]

So we know for sure he’s kicked out? Definitely seems plausible, but I feel like I’m missing something.

If he was still at Pioneer Pathway I'm sure he'd still be making videos in the fart room. As was noted prior, his latest videos are made in other places. Looks like he became to much of a liability for Pioneer Human Services.

Guess no more Red Robin?

Red Robin didn't reel in a young ovulator so he "upped the ante" back in the middle of 2017 and started baiting with Churchill's.

 

[TelemeresDaddy69]

So we know for sure he’s kicked out? Definitely seems plausible, but I feel like I’m missing something.

No official confirmation, and its unlikely Lucas will admit it. We'll just have to wait a while to see if any of his videos still are inside Pioneer or not. Till there is proof I'm under the assumption he's just on a warning hence his terrible attempt at damage control

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

I just assumed Bernie's shellacking left him shell-shocked, and he needed to consume more bad socialist memes to "formulate" a "response".
Instead, he's obsessing over his personal property rights like some kind of classist oligarch!
smh Lucas

 

[mothman96]

I almost feel bad for him, but he completely did this to himself. He is so arrogant and entitled and acts like a little bitch about everything. And he totally was lucky that he had his fart room to begin with. I could only imagine the scene when he found out he was being evicted. He was probably going reee! And now with Bernie Sanders losing the delegate lead, things are not looking good in Lucas land. I sort of doubt that Pioneer will let him store his board games there? Maybe they will?

That House of Charity is a full blown hobo shelter that will take anyone from what I read. Now he is just out waundering the streets all day. This could prove interesting for sure.

House of Charity will ban him if he steps out of line and he knows it. I'm thinking that's why he reacted the way he did when the HOC front desk girl Sky asked him about attending college. Any creeper move on her or anyone at HOC and his pervert ass is out the door.

 

[Da Dude123]

That is probably true. They probably had to have a "this is your last chance" discussion with Lucas. A man who can't even maintain special housing...Why aren't the GenZ girls wanting to date him? A bunch of bigots, they are!

House of Charity will ban him if he steps out of line and he knows it. I'm thinking that's why he reacted the way he did when the HOC front desk girl Sky asked him about attending college. Any creeper move on her or anyone at HOC and his pervert ass is out the door.

 

[Charles Kinbote]

It's so different to listen to Lucas in this old video. I'd forgotten what he sounds like when he's not angry and combative playing his Youtube character.

 

[mothman96]

Right now he's likely eating breakfast at HOC, then out to the streets lugging his duffel bag. He'll probably go sit it out at the bus plaza/library till it's time to go back for lunch and out again till check in time at 7 pm.

 

[Da Dude123]

You think Lucas will talk to the SSDI attorney and say he deserves more tard bux? Then enjoy some "Art Therapy" with Sister Kathy?

Right now he's likely eating breakfast at HOC, then out to the streets lugging his duffel bag. He'll probably go sit it out at the bus plaza/library till it's time to go back for lunch and out again till check in time at 7 pm.

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[WonderWino]

You think Lucas will talk to the SSDI attorney and say he deserves more tard bux? Then enjoy some "Art Therapy" with Sister Kathy?

The better question is will lucas use his art therapy to make macaroni and finger paint to create a creepy picture of a 16 year old or some fantasy about threatening whoever kicked him out of his fartbox and cause an incident, getting his ass thrown out

That said whoever gets his old fartbox had better be careful, that place is likely dripping with MRSA and smells like a sasquatch cave

On another note, lucas will let something slip sooner or later about what happened, he's too egotistical and pissed off about such things not to try to insult or belittle whoever did it at some point, as he needs someone to blame that isn't him. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see him blame the 'agephobes and bigots working at pioneer' who are 'trump supporters cause republicans in spokane' and its all some conspiracy against him that finally got him kicked out cause kiwifarms and ben palmer and dream chaser. I also wouldn't be surprised to see somebody troll him another catfish that says something like 'yeah i'd be interested but you don't have a place to go back to so no date, too bad you don't have an apartment of your own' just to see him rage and try to convince said catfish to go to the homeless shelter with him

 

[mothman96]

You think Lucas will talk to the SSDI attorney and say he deserves more tard bux? Then enjoy some "Art Therapy" with Sister Kathy?

He can say he deserves a huge check for he's the savior of humanity with his super magical sperm. It's just that the bigots/agephobes in Spokane won't give him the chance. No girl wants to fuck him, and the young men keep cock blocking him. Can just imagine Sister Kathy seeing Lucas's "art work". A drawing of his super magical sperm matched with a teen girl.

The better question is will lucas use his art therapy to make macaroni and finger paint to create a creepy picture of a 16 year old or some fantasy about threatening whoever kicked him out of his fartbox and cause an incident, getting his ass thrown out

That said whoever gets his old fartbox had better be careful, that place is likely dripping with MRSA and smells like a sasquatch cave

On another note, lucas will let something slip sooner or later about what happened, he's too egotistical and pissed off about such things not to try to insult or belittle whoever did it at some point, as he needs someone to blame that isn't him. I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to see him blame the 'agephobes and bigots working at pioneer' who are 'trump supporters cause republicans in spokane' and its all some conspiracy against him that finally got him kicked out cause kiwifarms and ben palmer and dream chaser. I also wouldn't be surprised to see somebody troll him another catfish that says something like 'yeah i'd be interested but you don't have a place to go back to so no date, too bad you don't have an apartment of your own' just to see him rage and try to convince said catfish to go to the homeless shelter with him

I'm hoping the housekeepers that clean up the room give it a good scrub down. Along with the MRSA colony he left behind, the greasy filthy area his head left on the wall, the urine splattered in the kitchenette, and the cum smeared across the room.