Wuhan Coronavirus: Megathread - Got too big

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I have couple more

Airborne AIDS
Asian Ailment
Asian Microinvasion
Bamboo Burden
Bat Eating nigga Gook Flu
Bat Soup Croup
Bat-Man Virus
Batbola
Batsoup poop
Beijing Bug
Beijing Bung Lung
Boomer Doomer
Brack Prague
Cantonese Killer
ChinAIDS
China Commie Virus
China's One Corpse Policy
Chinaids
Chinaman Infliction
Chinese Cough Pandemic (CCP)
Chinese Virus
Chinese-Origin Viral Infectious Disease
Ching Chong Chang Flu
Ching Chong Pooey.
Ching-Chong Chang Flu
Chink Flu names
Chinkapoo Lung Chowder
Chinkenpox
Chinkpox
Chinky Fever
Chinky flu
Chinobyl
Chop Fluey
Chop fluey
Chu-Monia
Communist Lung Herpes
Communist Offensive Viral Infectious Disease
Confucian Cancer
Coolie Cooties
Coolie Cough
Coronachan
Dim Sum Diarrhea
Egg Roll Toll
Experimental Bioweapon CW-19
Fatal Acute Terminal Respiratory Symptom (F.A.R.T.S)
Finger Trap Clap
Flu Man Chu
Flu Manchu
Fook Em Yung.
Fu Manchu Fever
Genghis Cough
Genghis cough
Ghengi's Revenge
Gook Germ
Gook Puke
Gooking Cough
Guangdong Gout
Ho Lee Fuk
Holocough
Hong Kong Cholera
Hong Kong Fluey
Hong Kong Fury.
Hubei herpes
Jingpei Jitters
Justa Flu
Kung Flu
Kung pow fever
Kung-Flu
Licken Flied Lice.
Lo Mein Pain
Lung Pao Sicken
Mandarin Malady
Misfortune Cookie Cough
Monarch
Nana-san-ichi Butai no fuku ven
No 32.
Oriental Onset
Ow chi lung
Panda Pandemic
Pangolin Pandemic
Poo flu platter
Rangoon Doom
Rice Rabies
SARS-CoV-2
Seoul Damage Control
Shanghai Shivers
Sicken fried rice
Sino Sneeze
Slant-Eyes' Demise
Slant-eye Sickness
Som Ting Wong
Sweet and Sour Sicken
Sweet n' Sour Sicken
Szechuan Sore Throat
Teriyaki Terror
Terminal Taoism
The Great Sneeze Forward
The Jinping Sting
Tiananmen Toxicant
Tokyo Airborne Torpedo
Unknown Flu Object
WHO Flu
Wet Market Surprise
Wi To Low
Winnie the Flu
Winnie the fru
Wu Flu
Wu ping cough
Wu-Flu
Wu-Ping Cough
WuHu Flu
WuTang Flu
Wubonic Plague
Wuhan Coronavirus
Wuhan Weapon
Wuhan Whatchamacallit
Wuhan Wheeze
Wuhanic Plague
Wumonia
Xi Jinplague
Xi flee
Xinping Cough
Yellow Fever
Zipperheads' Biological Warhead
bamboo shoot poops
dog meat diphtheria
egg roll toll
finger trap clap
gutter oil boils
pu pu pandemic
rangoon doom
rice noodle rickets
teriyaki terror
wonton west nile
Oooft no mention of 虎鞭 .

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Had 6 co-workers leave early today, all of them exhibiting fever-ish symptoms. Logistics department is for the most part empty, warehouses are losing 2-3 workers on a daily basis, we'll have skeleton crews by the end of the week.

My employer and his family are nowhere to be seen, only communicating through emails and the occasional phone call. They outright refuse to close down our manufacturing plants, despite most of our suppliers shutting down for the foreseeable future.
 
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An Italian hospital that ran out of life-saving equipment for coronavirus patients was saved by a ‘hero’ engineer who used cutting-edge technology to design oxygen valves within a matter of hours.
Now, despite the country battling an unprecedented health crisis, there is potential for a legal battle with local media reporting that the manufacturers of the valves are refusing to share their blue print for further production and could potentially sue for copyright breaches.
‘I have lawyers who are evaluating the matter, I am not dealing with it personally because I prefer to devote myself to this [the 3D designs]’ Fracassi told news outlet TPI.
‘In any case, I am holding my hands because in a world where money matters more than someone’s health, nothing else can be done’ he said.
 
so glad I've a day off. its been a strange couple of days, like calm before the storm. out pts getting re-organised.
chief executive thanking us to looking out for sanitiser thief's. YES, you read that right. people visiting their sick relatives, and stealing hand sanitiser from the patients bed. a fucking nurse got sacked for having 6 bottles of hand sanitiser in her bag. I been using 1 normal mask throughout a clinic. instead of single use when cleaning scopes.
strange days my friends
 
I gotta say the memes aren’t as good now. Oh well.

I’ve been in my Fuck off cabin for a while now. I keep it pretty well stocked to begin with so just had to get a few things. Shits pretty chill, just hanging with the wife, drinking shine, and doing some DIY stuff I had been putting off. Honestly, I’m more worried about the people than the virus at this point.

Not booby trap my property levels, but enough that I’m like panicy people really is the worse that can happen to me at this point. Was planning on reloading my spent brass and finally got it all finished so that’s a bonus. Been shooting mainly my 6.5 creedmoore rifle since I have the most reload bullets left over for that. Fucking Christ though I really wish people would chill the fuck out. Like, is it excessive I went up here so early? Sure, but we were planning on going anyways so we just went a bit earlier.

Honestly, I’m just hoping that people realize a few things from this - You can’t trust China, globalism is bullshit, always have some extra supplies anyways, stop eating whatever it is that makes you shit to where you go through a roll a day ffs, guns are a good thing, and maybe don’t get worked into a panic so easy?

Did I worry a bit at first - sure. I mainly live in a city though, and love coming here anyways. I love that my small home town isn’t spazzing out though. Sure, people are hitting the grocery store hardcore, but everything I’ve heard they’re still polite and actually buying not stupid shit. Probably because for most of us the closest grocery store is 45mins away so we’re all kind of used to buying bulk. Also, all it takes it for a bad storm to hit a pole and power is out for a while.

Figured this was appropriate since this now seems to be everyone’s personal blog.

Quick edit: I picked these up forever ago because of the power situation I mentioned. They’re led lamps that plug into your phone jack which is pretty nifty. Just thought I’d mention them as something nice to have if your power goes out in general.
 
Had a townhall meeting the other day about what is going on inside the base. 100 mile restriction on passes and leave for military (so if someone's partner wants to go across country it's okay, but not the Soldier), and apparently our base alone has over 400 quarantined.

They're setting up quarantine zones out in training areas to keep that shit from spreading in the barracks. The zones have tents set up for about 14 people who will go through the shit together and discharge once all 14 are good in order to minimize hospital strain.
 
20 cases in NZ. The latest developments are horrifying with France yeeting itself etc.

I hope NZ is isolated enough to not devolve into emptying prisons, ignoring police calls, and slants wiping their fucking snot on benches because being a disease carrier is all they're good for apparently.

Fuck China and their limp dicked communism. I would enjoy seeing them be shunned by every country after this and they become pariahs on the international stage. I hope NZ buys our water plants, property, and farms back from them. We all know they have a finger in every piece of land and natural resource around, which they then rape with no concern for the host country. They already emptied many places of vital supplies to sell back to their home country earlier in the year, leaving locals high and dry.

Watching my house deposit disappear is demoralising. MOTI because their immature and impotent governance is personally affecting me.
 
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Funny stuff: i'm seeing reports of people getting emails about corona chan being a 1) bio weapon. 2) not a virus at all but a tool to change the goldstandard (or something) , 3) a virus to wipe out the world population.


Belgium finally has a government. It's shit tho, nothing new. We did not vote for these people and yet they took the opertunity to slide in and sit on their throne. A commity sat together all afternoon yesterday only to come out with the same measurments we already know about.

Panic now because most stores only allow a few people and you can only shop inside for 30 minutes.
I know I sound frantic but i'm glad people stocked up on everything because this is what we were afraid of anyways; the long ass lines outside.
The stores are also not working fast enough. What was empty yesterday is still empty today. This sucks.
 
German Telekom is sharing smartphone data with the Robert Koch Institute to fight Corona. Yap, you heard right.



The data is anonymous and tracking of single persons is not possible with the data. So they say. Apparently this data enables tracking down to community level. A detailed explanation as to how this works, what kind of data exactly is used or how they got the consent to use the data was not given. I sure as hell didn't sign anything. Usually you have to sign for everything in Germany.
 
German Telekom is sharing smartphone data with the Robert Koch Institute to fight Corona. Yap, you heard right.



The data is anonymous and tracking of single persons is not possible with the data. So they say. Apparently this data enables tracking down to community level. A detailed explanation as to how this works, what kind of data exactly is used or how they got the consent to use the data was not given. I sure as hell didn't sign anything. Usually you have to sign for everything in Germany.
Tfw germans are tracking the undesirables
 

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Welp I'm 100% sure I have the flu. No not one of the billion chinese ones. Just the good ol' flu. But my coworkers are going to freak out tomorrow and the doctor is going to treat me like I have the corona virus.

So I went to the doctor & yep I really have the flu. *sigh* Feel like shit and staying at home for the next 2 weeks.

In the waiting room I overheard the medical assistant talking to someone. She said yesterday was horrible. People became really aggressive because some didn't want to sit in the same waiting area with others who where coughing & sneezing. She says if it gets worse they have to close for a while because it's too dangerous.

Also the pharmacy I went to now has a transparent plastic sheet in front of the entire counter.

Also my boss is a fucking idiot because he said I didn't sound ill over the phone.
 
UK to pass an Emergency Powers Bill:

  • Allow police to detain people and place them in “appropriate isolation facilities”
  • Shut airports
  • Reduce paperwork allowing doctors to discharge patients early and free up beds for the seriously ill
  • Allow ministers to forcibly close schools, or keep them open
  • Enable councils to make “best use” of the social carers in deciding care levels
  • Allow recently-retired staff to return to the NHS without affecting their entitlements
  • Sped up funeral arranging to “manage the deceased in a dignified way” should the UK experience “excess deaths”
  • More court hearings will take place via phone or video
Sadly, to stop the spread in hospitals, visitors to dying relatives may have to see their loved ones final moments via skype call.

Interestingly, least draconian powers called for in Europe.
 
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