Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT

[shitavious jenkems]

Hmm. Well, growing up with yon abuser I was deprived of damn near all video games except for the Sega Master System, but I did hear a thing or two about this Mario. It's about a fireman who runs from right to left taking coins. I think Shigeru Mikimoto must have known a thing or two about American life because that much at least is spot-on. Once when my abuser had some of her scurrilous drunken friends over, it ended up with yon emergency number being called. This fireman showed up and completely ignored all of my concerns. He told me to "calm my tits" - something I'd gotten my whole life. Even before I came out, people knew I was a girl. Anyway, the fireman just up and stole valuables right out of my house on his way out and no one said a word. I was fuming but all I could do was run back upstairs and season my plate of rotting meat with my tears. That's all my abuser would serve me, rotting meat and whacks with a wooden spoon. Not always in that order.
Anyhow, once I cried myself to sleep I woke up the next morning at 4PM and played my favorite game, Mario. It's about a landscaper who has a trans sister named Luigi.

Good effort, but far too liberal use of punctuation there and much too succint. To be believable it needs more 200-word run-on sentences, impenetrable, obscure metaphors, and screeching invective against extreme-right terrorist pedophile Nazi bigot rapists.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Of course, Jake knows nothing about any of the people he's accused of promoting. Nothing whatsoever. His reality is very elastic.

It is certainly strange...

 

[Next Task]

Someone replied to Hachiko agreeing with them but left Jake tagged so he sperged at them

Jake said 'my stalker', not 'one of my stalkers'.
He forgot about us! How sad.

 

[AirdropShitposts]

 

[Water-T]

Funny how a trans-man like Becky feels the need to use makeup.


Give it up, Jake. Karen isn't going to let you waste her precious pork and edibles consuming time while you do a live Googleshng about the virtues of Kamen Rider.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

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This would be the abusive mother that Becky was cutting off. That’s who she turned to for makeup advice, not one of the innumerable tutorials available online.

God, I wish she’d asked Jake for makeup tips. Would he make excuses not to or attempt to gnomesplain how it’s done?

 

[2Spicy4ThePepper]

Why does an asexual arguable investigative journalist who does work online fighting against child pornography also use Twitter to comment on graphic pornography? I am wondering. Can't you use a different account for that?

Spoiler: porn

 

[AnOminous]

He was complaining about the viewers (2) not saying anything when I loaded it up. The tics where he goes "emm hmm", "okay" and "yep" while other people are talking are going crazy at times because the other two people were talking to each other.

So he's one of those autistic pieces of shit who starts spazzing out and wildly ticcing when other people are communicating with each other because he can't cope with not being the absolute center of attention. And he wonders why people block him and he has no friends. He's like a vastly less successful Brianna Wu, which is amazing.

 

[lecher]

Jake's stream is still advertising the schedule for March 29th

 

[BScCollateral]

When was he ever not completely unemployed? Why is anything different now? I find it hard to believe that writing a monster book entry once or twice a year makes any difference in the unemployment calculation.

Wait. They're pulling his aid because he's too poor? Is that a thing?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Wait. They're pulling his aid because he's too poor? Is that a thing?

It's unclear. From what I can tell, they do require you to be either employed, self-employed, making a good-faith effort to find a job, or disabled. But I don't see why the state's opinion on any of these would have suddenly changed.

 

[TBM]

Funny how a trans-man like Becky feels the need to use makeup.

Possibly means tv make up, the kind news men and male actors have for the camera. Or rather what Onision wears.

 

[Water-T]

Possibly means tv make up, the kind news men and male actors have for the camera. Or rather what Onision wears.

You probably don't lurk the Rebecca Gerber thread, do you? She claims to be a trans man, but only wears dresses, make-up, and other girly shit, all while occasionally whining about how much she suffers from gender dysphoria when no one is preventing her from dressing like a guy. She also claims to be Cuban when she's a basic white bitch that was only ADOPTED by Cubans, says she's a Jew when she eats pork and skips high holy days, and touts herself as asexual while bragging about all these dudes she's hitting up online for sex. She's Schroedinger's Cunt.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Jake's stream is still advertising the schedule for March 29th

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Having failed to instantly attain fame, fortune and a boyfriend-free girl, Jake loses interest.

Why does an asexual arguable investigative journalist who does work online fighting against child pornography also use Twitter to comment on graphic pornography? I am wondering. Can't you use a different account for that?

Spoiler: porn

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I don’t get why he maintains this pretence of asexuality. He should just do what all the troons do and use being trans as an excuse for his socially inappropriate perving. I get the impression he never got past that adolescent embarrassment stage.

 

[Next Task]

Why does an asexual arguable investigative journalist who does work online fighting against child pornography also use Twitter to comment on graphic pornography?

For the same reason that he keeps using Twitter and Tumblr, though they both have child pornography on them. Even though he's made it extremely clear with his position on the chans that if you use a site that might ever have CP on it, even for a second (and also if it's posted by someone as a setup) that it's just the same as if you posted it yourself, in between harassing women and murdering trannies.

Because he's a lying, hypocritical asshole with a wicked case of projection.

 

[kaien]

It's unclear. From what I can tell, they do require you to be either employed, self-employed, making a good-faith effort to find a job, or disabled. But I don't see why the state's opinion on any of these would have suddenly changed.

Purely spitballing here, but if he filed a tax return with no meaningful income that might be a factor.

 

[break these cuffs]

Wait. They're pulling his aid because he's too poor? Is that a thing?

The Trump administration enacted anti-NEET measures by making the work requirements for SNAP stricter at the end of last year. You only get 3 months of SNAP every 3 years if you're 18-49, able bodied, have no dependents, and are unemployed. The work requirement is 20 hours a week.

 

[Kane Lives]

The Trump administration enacted anti-NEET measures by making the work requirements for SNAP stricter at the end of last year. You only get 3 months of SNAP every 3 years if you're 18-49, able bodied, have no dependents, and are unemployed. The work requirement is 20 hours a week.

So, if I'm reading this correctly, Uncle Sam is no longer going to feed single, working-age, healthy-bodied persons who don't work for whatever reason unless you've shown good faith in trying to find work or at least work in some capacity?

 

[break these cuffs]

So, if I'm reading this correctly, Uncle Sam is no longer going to feed single, working-age, healthy-bodied persons who don't work for whatever reason unless you've shown good faith in trying to find work or at least work in some capacity?

Pretty much. Ladies who are preggers are exempt as well. I haven't looked into it to see what the provisions are, if there are any, for people seeking SSDI or on unemployment or other fringe cases. The Agriculture Secretary, who's department wrote the new rule, wrote a newspaper editorial stating:

Americans are generous people who believe it is their responsibility to help their fellow citizens when they encounter a difficult stretch. That is the commitment behind SNAP. But like other federal welfare programs, it was never intended to be a way of life.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

The Trump administration enacted anti-NEET measures by making the work requirements for SNAP stricter at the end of last year. You only get 3 months of SNAP every 3 years if you're 18-49, able bodied, have no dependents, and are unemployed. The work requirement is 20 hours a week.

At 10 bucks an hour Jake's $800 from Patreon would translate to 80 hours worked per month, I don't know if he could argue that it is a form of self-employment or freelancing/consulting of some kind but I know for certain he won't try. If his tax return is blank that's his own fault, like everything else in his life.