Skitzocow Elie Barnes / James Mario / thejamesmario - train sperg/tickle freak

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I'm pretty late to the party on this one obviously, did not realize Ellie was relevant enough to have his very own thread dedicated to him. I used to see the guy around, surreal to see him in the flesh, I remember seeing him in the most yellow jacket I've ever seen in my life. Scared the shit out of me while I was walking to the store for some smokes, but this was quite a few years ago. He kinda has the complexsion of an elongated skeleton of sorts, quite the specimen. Probably when it was the height of his lolcowdome during the 4chan years. He's pretty harmless, despite his strange tickling fetish that everyone that knew him would joke about time to time. Ellie is one of those you have to see it, to believe it type of scenarios.

This is his most recent video, notice the lysol wipes...

Besides all of that though he is a pretty harmless guy, just very fixated on his trains. Strange trope of autistics, because Ellie is the prime example of this trope.
 
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SmokingPig said:
Strange trope of autistics, because Ellie is the prime example of this trope.
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Something about all the complicated moving pieces that all have to work together at once, I think is what I read about the autism/train thing. The technical details fascinate their hamsterwheel brains.

Anyway I'm amazed this dude is still alive, I remember him from like original ED era and always thought he was sick and would keel over any day.
 
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Elie is still going strong, he primarily e-stalks a girl named Nancy and on occasions, physically scopes out her known addresses. Not sure what it is about this girl, but for years, he's been obsessed with her.
 
i like his twitter description: dating nancyissell questionmark
i mean, he doesnt look phiscally strong or anything. But it still must be really strange having someone stalking you for such a long time..

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KillThemCrackasBabies said:
Something about all the complicated moving pieces that all have to work together at once, I think is what I read about the autism/train thing. The technical details fascinate their hamsterwheel brains.

Anyway I'm amazed this dude is still alive, I remember him from like original ED era and always thought he was sick and would keel over any day.
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I think it's also that they run on tracks and have predictable schedules. Automobiles are also very complicated but you don't see many autistic car enthusiasts.
 
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colibricheese said:
i like his twitter description: dating nancyissell questionmark
i mean, he doesnt look phiscally strong or anything. But it still must be really strange having someone stalking you for such a long time..

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I love the question mark. It's like even he understands they're not really dating and he's just stalking her.
 
This man is.... Something else I tell ya. One of those lolcows that are such complete oddballs it's difficult to comprehend they're real individuals and not a walking caricature.

His intense tickling fetish combined with his creepy boundaryless obsessions with young women resulted in Elie making those hilariously weird "wanted" tickling posters. Imagine yourself being a young, attractive woman online and this freaky disheveled autistic man you barely knew in high school tags you in a poster calling you "Bad at tickle torture". I'm pretty sure this tickle poster thing eventually escalated into angry vengeful rants about hot chicks blocking him on FB.

His behavior made him gain this semi cult-following of people amused by his antics, some of these were obviously 4chan users who were bound to get attracted, while others were probably people he went to high school with; they knew he was weird back then and they stick around to see what he will do next. It's the same reasoning why people can't stop looking at car accidents.

The obsessions he had with all these women is pretty extreme behavior, honestly surprised he has no restraining orders against him (at least we know of) but there's a guaranteed number of blocks on him which he always finds out himself, go figure.

Honestly from what I see he seems like a decent guy excluding the extreme lack of self-awareness, the creepy behaviors and very spergy obsessions. It's one of things where I don't think he can help himself at all, and will continue doing this without anyone stopping him. He still seems VERY obsessed with this current girl Nancy who he talks about nearly every day on Facebook.
 
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This seems like a person who should have been dead a decade ago. Normally when one of them is this fucked up their internal organs are a disaster.

edit: kek I said the same shit a year ago. Redundant ass.
 
Treyvon Azagthot said:
Man, I remember seeing this guy back when Stuart K Reilly made YTPNews. I had no idea how much of a degenerate he was until I saw this thread.



Man, I always find the fact he made a porn account despite being turned off by nudity funny.
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My favorite was when he legitimately asked if swallowing cum was poisonous. He has always had a major tickle fetish. When he was younger, he realized he had it, and would enjoy it to the point of wetting himself.

KillThemCrackasBabies said:
This seems like a person who should have been dead a decade ago. Normally when one of them is this fucked up their internal organs are a disaster.

edit: kek I said the same shit a year ago. Redundant ass.
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He's normal on the inside. He just has gnarly teeth and fingernails.
 
Treyvon Azagthot said:
Man, I remember seeing this guy back when Stuart K Reilly made YTPNews. I had no idea how much of a degenerate he was until I saw this thread.



Man, I always find the fact he made a porn account despite being turned off by nudity funny.
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And in Stu's video, you can't really see Elie's face because of the quality. And then you look him up and see the horror...
 
Holy Necro batman. I forgot all about fool from back in the day. I'm somewhat shocked he doesn't have more cahntant on this forum.

This nigga givin Questlove a run for his money
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hooked up my fairly new Alesis Nitro Mesh kit to XLN Audio's Addictive Drums 2 to play kits.having trouble with audio lag.
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Edit* I would archive but it's over an hour long and I'm goin the fuck to bed.
 
The latest video from our boy Ellie. Looks like he is mainly doing short clips of himself asking questions about the junk he bought off of the internet. I've noticed his house is a fucking horror show in his most recent videos. It's funny that some of the theories proposed on the forum actually some what resemble the thoughts about Elie where at the time.
I guess he is locked in the bell tower these days though, streaming GTA 5.
 
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