Exceptional Haydurs Thread - Content and discussion of individuals on various platforms hating on our gorls

[Twinkie]

 

[Pineapple Fox]

The haydurs are even more boring than Big AL lately, every vapid detail of their lives reminds them of Amber.

 

[Punkinsplice]

"My advicor from school called me today"
LOL and you talked about Amber instead of your education?

 

[Dragon Lady]

Young dumb honey buns thumbnails are just as filtered as alrs snapchats too

 

[Dragon Lady]

I hate the size comparisons. WOW LOOK AT ME IM NOT MORBIDLY OBESE. Congratulations idiot, you're not 600 ilbs WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

 

[Punkinsplice]

Roger needs some spanx or maybe a waist cincher. And some tiddies.

 

[Punkinsplice]

I hate the size comparisons. WOW LOOK AT ME IM NOT MORBIDLY OBESE. Congratulations idiot, you're not 600 ilbs WHAT AN ACCOMPLISHMENT

I think it is especially cunty when a slender person does them. Why do you need to post your svelt forearm and hand when you can just compare Amber's photos to yourself irl and be amazed? It's pathetic to dig for compliments like that.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

It's hard to take YDHB seriously with that startled look she sports in hr thumb nails. She's always looking like someone just shoved a poker up her ass.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

It's hard to take YDHB seriously with that startled look she sports in hr thumb nails. She's always looking like someone just shoved a poker up her ass.

Yeah, why are there two pictures of herself per thumbnail?

she is trying to look like a model as if these arent videos talking shit about a fat hick. Lol

 

[Turd Blossom]

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I don't know what on earth would ever possess a person to go through the effort of posing for and posting a picture of their hand to provide irrefutable evidence to virtual strangers that they're thinner than a housebound YouTuber who is pushing 600 elbees, but ridiculous shit like this is precisely what keeps me coming back to this thread.
It's sad, absolutely hilarious and perfectly encapsulates the majesty that was Amber's Reddit - great find, @Pineapple Fox!

I love that she felt the need to add "I posted another one in the comments, check it out!" like there might be another riveting body part comparison that people would clamor to see. Was it a "look how much bonier my elbow is than Amber's you guise lol XD!!!", or maybe a side-by-side knee comparison? The anticipation is killing me.

Also, it's a bit difficult to fully make out Kevin Moore's and Holly Kramer's profile pics (the comedic geniuses cleverly discussing the groundbreaking idea that Amber might need a double burial plot) but from what I can tell, neither one has any room to attempt to dunk on Amber. One looks like a deformed big toe and the other looks like... an angry big toe.

 

[Boomer]

Am i wrong?

 

[raritycunt]

I see he’s taking a leaf out of charlies book and talking about doing some kind, charitable thing (but probably won’t actually do it) for asspats from his twitter followers.

 

[Aldora]

I hope he has rich grandmas permission to charge it to her credit card.

 

[Fascist Ferret]

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I see he’s taking a leaf out of charlies book and talking about doing some kind, charitable thing (but probably won’t actually do it) for asspats from his twitter followers.

How fucking funny is it that his best idea of helping is getting them food

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... Is this something that they would want?

Catered food is usually buffet style, no?

So in his idea of helping out, you've got people grouped together eating, (You cant eat with a face mask), during a pandemic...

and they have important jobs to do, so why would they have the time to relax and eat?

If I had a job like that, I would want to spend downtime at home... not stuffing my face around people who are the most at risk for the virus...

smfh why cant he just ask them what they would want if he would have to contact them about details for this catering?

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Petty - virtue signalling in the worst way. This man-child is supposedly preparing for a career in nursing yet would have us believe he needs to ask his 'fans' such a ridiculous question. Does he ask grown ups what clothing he should put on in the morning?

 

[Scarboroughgirl]

I'm not one to harp on about "privilege" and such... but Michael is truly more privileged than he is willing to acknowledge...living at home, supported by his grandma, leading a pampered life eating himself into further morbid obesity.

many people are struggling to feed their kids right now, losing their jobs, facing terrifying debt, etc., and Michael Beetus is sitting around on his fat ass gathering woke points on Twitter, not looking beyond his struggles as an oppressed black LGBTQIA black minority at the legitimate struggles of the majority right now...

sorry if this seems MOTI, it just irks me how selfish and smug he is

 

[WhatHappenedToOurSociety]

When cows get drunk...

 

[Turd Blossom]

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The absolute irony of MBP with his ridiculously transparent tweet, when he'd be the very first in line to screech about Amber seeking attention with empty offers of charity if the ballet flat were on the other foot.

I love how his very first thought isn't to, I don't know, call the fire station office and ask what might be most helpful right now, but to pose this important question to his twitter minions who will surely know the answer.

But who knows, maybe Michael shares more in common with Amber than just morbid obesity and a natural gift for mispronouncing words. Perhaps he, too suffers from crippling phone anxiety.

 

[Snusmumriken]

When cows get drunk...
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These bitches are about as clever as a herd of drunk cattle when they’re sober.
Happy sweet 13 Cayla, hope you’re enjoying middle school!

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Fat people eat so much because 1. their stomachs literally stretch out to accommodate the massive amounts of food they eat and 2. it's a neurological process. It is an addiction, although not as directly or imminently life-threatening as an addiction to hard drugs. Fatties crave that hit of feel-good hormones in their brains, and when they eat hulthy or don't eat at all they don't get that good feeling. Eating ramen is like shooting up for a fat person- many junk foods have a high glycemic index which means that they are broken down into sugar and enter the bloodstream very quickly, which produces a hit of dopamine and feel good hormones in the brain. Then they experience a crash when that subsides and want to do it again. So not only are they trying to fill their expanded stomachs, they're eating food that goes right through them in about 2 seconds flat and then they want another hit. It makes sense, and judging by all those selfies I think you can relate. Calm down Barb

fat people eat so much because they're fucking fat lol