Todger...... i think we all agree that there are too many humans and we are bad for the planet. Set an example by killing yourself to lighten the load on mother earth. I promise that we will follow you.
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It'll be interesting to see what the productivity figures are everywhere once this thing winds down. But based on my own anecdotal data (sample size N=1), not a whole lot of work's getting done at home, and telecommuting for conference calls is often a crapshoot.
Yeah, you're right! Why spend all that energy heating and air-conditioning and lighting an office building for 100 people, when you can spend like 100 times that energy heating/air-conditioning/lighting 100 home offices instead?![]()
- The average office worker uses 10,000 sheets of copy paper each year.
- 45% of paper printed in offices ends up trashed by the end of the day.
- S corporations spend more than $120 billion a year on printed forms, most of which outdate themselves within three months’ time.
- A typical employee spends 30-40% of their time looking for information kept in filing cabinets.
- Each four-drawer file cabinet holds an average of 10,000 to 12,000 documents, takes up to 9 sq. ft. of floor space and costs $1,500 per year.
- More than 70% of businesses would fail within 3 weeks if they suffered a catastrophic loss of paper-based records due to fire or flood.
- The average business’ paper consumption grows by 22% per year, meaning in 3.3 years your paper consumption will double.
Therefore, the amount these small companies spent on office supplies per employee ranged from $922 to $1,106 annually, or $77 to $92 per month. Performing the same calculations on other business sizes reveals that:
- Businesses with one to four employees spent $77 to $92 per employee monthly;
- Businesses with 40 employees spent $45 to $53 per employee monthly; and
- Businesses with over 200 employees spent $27 to $32 per employee monthly on office supplies.
yatta yatta, Jet fuel does not melt steel beams...If the office buildings don't exist, that space can be used by high-density residential instead, thus driving down the cost of living space. If there's no physical workplace to commute to, then people don't need to commute. They could simply use VR teleconferencing, instead. There's no reason why new residential high-rises can't be just as efficient as existing offices, if not more so, since the first thing we'd want to do is start constructing more buildings according to passive solar heating standards. It would also encourage the adoption of paperless technology, ending paper forms and faxes as a concept and going fully digital, which would prevent a great deal of paper waste.
Do you even realize how much paper offices use, globally?
Yeah. It's ridiculous. Digital forms can be signed and encrypted with digital fingerprints and it's way more secure than a paper copy with a signature on it. There is literally no point to printing anything.
The other day, my boss asked me to fuck around with this old, shitty Hewlett-Packard, removing the printhead and cleaning it and seeing if I could get it aligned, and the damn thing wouldn't work no matter what because it was one of those old wide-format piece of shit inkjets and the printhead was old and fucked up. I was just thinking, you know, why do we even have this? Why not just get each of us a tablet so we can do all our forms digitally over Wi-Fi? Inkjet printer cartridges are very fucking expensive.
The Average Cost Per Month for Office Supplies
The Average Cost Per Month for Office Supplies. Most companies require office supplies to function, with some companies needing more supplies than others to keep operations running smoothly. The average cost per month for office supplies depends on the size and type of business as well as the...smallbusiness.chron.com
For the cost of a few months stationery for the average employee of the average company, you could just buy each of them an iPad, and then, their stationery costs fucking nothing.
What in the hell is wrong with our species?
He clearly hasn't got any pets or children. Pets especially don't care that you're supposed to be working and oh hey let's just walk right on top of this stuff and lay on it and this keyboard is for naptime right?It'll be interesting to see what the productivity figures are everywhere once this thing winds down. But based on my own anecdotal data (sample size N=1), not a whole lot of work's getting done at home, and telecommuting for conference calls is often a crapshoot.
what in the crap did this wander into now
Instead, people are literally subjected to psychological torture taking part in a rat race that has no reason to exist.
But what if I just like the feel of a nice hardcover?Yeah. It's ridiculous. Digital forms can be signed and encrypted with digital fingerprints and it's way more secure than a paper copy with a signature on it. There is literally no point to printing anything.
And when the tablet fucks up and your boss asks his train engineer to look at it again (for some reason), I'm sure you won't have any idea how to fix the problem then, either.The other day, my boss asked me to fuck around with this old, shitty Hewlett-Packard, removing the printhead and cleaning it and seeing if I could get it aligned, and the damn thing wouldn't work no matter what because it was one of those old wide-format piece of shit inkjets and the printhead was old and fucked up. I was just thinking, you know, why do we even have this? Why not just get each of us a tablet so we can do all our forms digitally over Wi-Fi? Inkjet printer cartridges are very fucking expensive.
...until you need to upgrade them. Or buy a replacement because Kevin accidentally spilled his morning coffee all over his tablet. Or call in (and perhaps pay to keep around) IT support because Martha can't figure out why Adobe Acrobat crashes every time she goes to annotate her signature on a document, and they don't have an autistic train engineer on standby to fix tech issues.For the cost of a few months stationery for the average employee of the average company, you could just buy each of them an iPad, and then, their stationery costs fucking nothing.
Bitch, you live in Bremerton. That isn't rural, and you'll never get your shit together enough to move to Seabeck.
I've actually been to Bremerton. Christ what a weird place. It's like somebody took your standard big city suburb and populated it entirely with white trash. But white trash with means thanks to the massive navy base. So they had all the attitude of a trailer park with absolutely none of the self awareness and not a single solitary cow to tip.
Yeah, Silverdale is much nicer than Bremerton. Just a bunch of retirees and gay couples.
You have an uncanny talent for making references you're not even aware of.I showed my work, please respond.
Look, I put up with your pretend understanding of microbiology and epidemiology because it was amusing. If you want to start doomer posting about modern farming practices you are gonna have to do better than linking a popular science article and a video about some highly unsustainable hydroponics. Where are you gonna get all the phosphate for you dream farms from?An area of twelve million hectares, equal to the area of North Korea, is turned into desert each year by our species' agricultural practices.
yatta yatta, Jet fuel does not melt steel beams...
And when the tablet fucks up and your boss asks his train engineer to look at it again (for some reason), I'm sure you won't have any idea how to fix the problem then, either.
...until you need to upgrade them. Or buy a replacement because Kevin accidentally spilled his morning coffee all over his tablet. Or call in (and perhaps pay to keep around) IT support because Martha can't figure out why Adobe Acrobat crashes every time she goes to annotate her signature on a document, and they don't have an autistic train engineer on standby to fix tech issues.
I've actually been to Bremerton. Christ what a weird place. It's like somebody took your standard big city suburb and populated it entirely with white trash. But white trash with means thanks to the massive navy base. So they had all the attitude of a trailer park with absolutely none of the self awareness and not a single solitary cow to tip.
Beautiful area though.
what in the crap did this wander into now
Giving him hints doesn't really make him learn anything, just makes his LARP even more retarded.You have an uncanny talent for making references you're not even aware of.
Look, I put up with your pretend understanding of microbiology and epidemiology because it was amusing. If you want to start doomer posting about modern farming practices you are gonna have to do better than linking a popular science article and a video about some highly unsustainable hydroponics. Where are you gonna get all the phosphate for you dream farms from?
You know what causes 90%+ of that desertification? Fucked up cultural practices. Afghanistan in historical times was covered in trees. You know where they all went? Islam says fuel to heat your home is public property. They will cut down trees, pick dry horse shit out of paddocks, and even pull wheat stubble out of ground. With dirt still on the roots. This is how you get desertification.
There is plenty of shit to bitch about, but I'm not gonna give you any hints.
Look, I put up with your pretend understanding of microbiology and epidemiology because it was amusing. If you want to start doomer posting about modern farming practices you are gonna have to do better than linking a popular science article and a video about some highly unsustainable hydroponics. Where are you gonna get all the phosphate for you dream farms from?
You know what causes 90%+ of that desertification? Fucked up cultural practices. Afghanistan in historical times was covered in trees. You know where they all went? Islam says fuel to heat your home is public property. They will cut down trees, pick dry horse shit out of paddocks, and even pull wheat stubble out of ground. With dirt still on the roots. This is how you get desertification.
There is plenty of shit to bitch about, but I'm not gonna give you any hints.
@Drain Todger should be recruited by the CIA and sent to guantanemo bay to torture our enemies. waterboarding would become a thing of the past!