Orbiter Aly Hirschberg / Alan Christopher - The creep behind Chris Chan's fundraisers

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Williamchu said:
I am going to get a job, I plan on becoming a stuntman, stuntmen make tons of money and when I'm famous and rich, you'll all regret laughing at me!!!
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And here is where your Delusional Disorder kicks in...


Performing magic tricks at children's birthday parties for free is not a job and doesn't make you a stuntman. Even if you were a professional stuntman, their salary varies depending on what you actually do. You get the same amount of money which you already make from your tugboat, it's not anything different.


And I hate to crush your hopes and dreams, but you'll never will go on tour with the Blue Man Group. Even that won't qualify as a full-time career. I've seen the things you do and it makes the guys from Jackass and Dirty Sanchez look like better stuntmen than you, that's how bad you are at performing. And as for your magic, most of the tricks you do almost anyone can do, you learned most of them from a children's magic kit a you bought off a toy store a decade ago.


Williamchu said:
I don't eat it, that's disgusting, I just enjoy women taking a dump or having sex with a woman when she's about to. Again, I don't see what the big deal of it is, some people get aroused by peeing.
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If you want to save the rest of your reputation (if you have any left), you'd stop writing more embarrassing things about yourself and go take your Risperidone. You're not doing yourself any justice at all.

Trigger Me Timbers said:
Ok is this bait? Or am I witnessing turbo autism and my brain hasn’t processed it yet?
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The Un-Clit said:
I think this has to be bait. No one, not even a Chris enabler can be THIS autistic.


......can they?
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Unfortunately not. @The American Hedgehog already confirmed our suspicions.
 
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Williamchu said:
Idgaf what all of you think of me, I just want Duff to stop prank calling, Sockass to stop sending me stuff in the mail and for all of you to stop bad mouthing my friends Christine & Alan.
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The problem is that Kiwi Farms has nothing to do with it. We are not about trolling. Can you prove that Duff has anything to do with prank calling? We cannot do anything about Sockness. And in case you hadn't noticed, "Christine" is an internet famous figure that's been known since 2007 (and I can remember Sonichu passing around in 2006) he had four years of dealing with trolls and reciprocating just what they wanted for him. Now, 90% of people are "bored" with Chris now, but there are still others like myself who keep up with things. You cant change what we like.
 
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Williamchu said:
Idgaf what all of you think of me, I just want Duff to stop prank calling, Sockass to stop sending me stuff in the mail and for all of you to stop bad mouthing my friends Christine & Alan.
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If Sockass is sending disturbing, unsanitary or otherwise questionable stuff in the mail, report this to the postmaster. It is illegal to harass people by mail and to mail certain types of items that would be considered a biohazard. We do not know what he's sending you unless you say.
 
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TrippinKahlua said:
The problem is that Kiwi Farms has nothing to do with it. We are not about trolling. Can you prove that Duff has anything to do with prank calling? We cannot do anything about Sockness. And in case you hadn't noticed, "Christine" is an internet famous figure that's been known since 2007 (and I can remember Sonichu passing around in 2006) he had four years of dealing with trolls and reciprocating just what they wanted for him. Now, 90% of people are "bored" with Chris now, but there are still others like myself who keep up with things. You cant change what we like.
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Someone keeps ringing my phone from a hidden number screaming "Julay" and so far a lot of people from this site seem to do that to anyone who is a fan of Christine.

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If Sockass is sending disturbing, unsanitary or otherwise questionable stuff in the mail, report this to the postmaster. It is illegal to harass people by mail and to mail certain types of items that would be considered a biohazard. We do not know what he's sending you unless you say.
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He keeps using different random return addresses from San Francisco, that's the problem. I've already informed Devon & Cornwall Police about it and they're getting Interpol involved so they can cooperate with SFPD. They already told me it'll take months, even a year to actually do something about it since Sockass hasn't harmed me physically yet.

Apart from sexual things, he's sent very disgusting gross things and I'm surprised that the mailing services here in the UK even allowed any of it passed their security system given the awful odour it brought into my home.
 
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Williamchu said:
Someone keeps ringing my phone from a hidden number screaming "Julay" and so far a lot of people from this site seem to do that to anyone who is a fan of Christine.



He keeps using different random return addresses from San Francisco, that's the problem. I've already informed Devon & Cornwall Police about it and they're getting Interpol involved so they can cooperate with SFPD. They already told me it'll take months, even a year to actually do something about it since Sockass hasn't harmed me physically yet.

Apart from sexual things, he's sent very disgusting gross things and I'm surprised that the mailing services here in the UK even allowed any of it passed their security system given the awful odour it brought into my home.
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Now you're just making shit up try and make us all feel sorry for you! Nobody on here has been prank calling you, you're just looking for attention like the lolcow whore you are.

As for Chris and Hirschberg, they pretty much made themselves lolcows on their own just like you are right now except you're boring. I'd have more fun picking up roadkill off the streets. The only thing funny about you being a lolcow is the fact you believe you're going to be rich and famous from your bad stunts.
 
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Williamchu said:
Idgaf what all of you think of me, I just want Duff to stop prank calling, Sockass to stop sending me stuff in the mail and for all of you to stop bad mouthing my friends Christine & Alan.
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Hindsight 20/20 right here gentlemen, You posted a public fundraiser for a parasite and expect true and honest™ advertisers NOT to call you.

You put your info out there like idiot you are.
 
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Glowie said:
Hindsight 20/20 right here gentlemen, You posted a public fundraiser for a parasite and expect true and honest™ advertisers NOT to call you.

You put your info out there like idiot you are.
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And he wonders why he keeps getting prank calls? Lolcows, that's half the problem with them! They don't take any responsibility for their own mistakes, instead they blame everyone else for their problems. And if not that, they straight up play the "I've got Autism" card.
 
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Duff said:
And he wonders why he keeps getting prank calls? Lolcows, that's half the problem with them! They don't take any responsibility for their own mistakes, instead they blame everyone else for their problems. And if not that, they straight up play the "I've got Autism" card.
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Why would I want sympathy from a group of try hard trolls? And I do have Autism actually, I have Asperger syndrome.
 
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Williamchu said:
Someone keeps ringing my phone from a hidden number screaming "Julay" and so far a lot of people from this site seem to do that to anyone who is a fan of Christine.
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No. No one here does that to 'fans of Chris-Chan' as you claim.

The first rule of Kiwi Farms is not harassing or trolling or interacting with lolcows in any manner outside of this forum. Kiwis who make and discuss trolling plans are mocked and ridiculed, and Kiwis who are proven to be trolling a cow IRL are permabanned if they are lucky, Halal'd if they are not.

FFS, Kiwi Farms is the origin of the term 'weeen' to describe people who do exactly that, phone up Chris and yell Julay!' and other similar low-effort trolling. We believe that the best milk is provided by the cows who m!lk them themselves.

If you have any actual proof that @Duff has been crank-calling you, present it and if authentic he will be banned. Otherwise, STFU and look beyond what you think is the obvious suspect. It ain't a KFer.
 
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