Wuhan Coronavirus - COVID-19 Analysis & Summary - This is not just fucking pneumonia. It is everything but the kitchen sink. Lungs, heart, kidneys, liver, brain, blood vessels, testes. It affects them all.

ADHD · Apr 11, 2020

Drain Todger said:
Those two points of view are not contradictory. After all, less paper wasted on pointless forms means more paper for actual books, something of real value.

If you're gonna kill a tree, you'd better have a damn good reason, in other words.

It's a waste to use all that paper to print textbooks that have new editions every couple of years.

not william stenchever · Apr 11, 2020

wait now he's trying to milsperg?

pick one thing you fucking baboon. trying to sperg about multiple things in rapid succession just makes your incompetence even more visible.

Edit: Your doorknobs are exceptionally dry, you should go lick them.

derpherp2 · Apr 11, 2020

Drain Todger said:
By locomotive. Seriously, if you're not building indoor farms around a rail depot, you're doing it wrong.

Our current methods are not recycling nearly enough phosphorus, for that matter.

https://web.mit.edu/12.000/www/m2016/finalwebsite/solutions/phosphorus.html

http://archive.li/iL7M1

I have ideas about pretty much any topic you can name. How about firearms?

Look at that Textron prototype. It has a moving chamber that acts as a lifter for the Cased Telescoped cartridge. That is even more concentrated autism than I could ever manage myself. Jesus. Imagine field-stripping and cleaning that thing.

I have a better idea. Why not have a conventional bullpup 5.56mm rifle with a nice 19 to 21" barrel, a servo-operated sear and adjustable electronic trigger to get rid of that bullpup grittiness, and a TrackingPoint-style ballistic computer with grid-finder capabilities?

Because, at this point, with the technology that we currently have, there is absolutely no reason why each and every infantryman can't also be a forward observer.

https://www.army.mil/article/56114/demoneye_equipping_the_strategic_corporal_for_coin

http://archive.li/mljG5

Almost all the tech needed for a surprisingly accurate grid-finder can be found in the average smartphone. GPS, accelerometer, and gyro. All you need is a rangefinder to pinpoint something, and the device needs to know its own position and orientation. That tech can be squeezed into a rifle scope these days, easy enough. With one of those TrackingPoint scopes, literally all you need to make it a grid-finder is to add a few more chips and some software changes to the damn thing:

Aim at some guy, touch one button, and every F-35 and 155mm gun in the area knows where he is. Nice and simple. No need to mark the target with smoke. No need to fiddle around with a DAGR and waste time figuring out the bearing and distance to the target. Just one little button press, and that fucker is marked for death.

But no, instead, the military wants to buy a ridiculous piece of clockwork like this:

The shit I keep seeing the Army looking to buy, it just looks plain exceptional.

After a few of my lectures, all of their secrets would belong to Uncle Sam.

Ah yes your expertise on halo has truly given you expertise on gunmagycks and will totally no doubt be an accurate rendition of shooty katas, your acrofatic techniques will surely compensate for the lack of nudes you have inputed so far.

emo goff · Apr 11, 2020

This thread turned into OP's sperg wikipedia. I had some hope it would become vaguely informative.
You are right, the world is fucked and everything is fucked.
Now let me enjoy my child labor coffee in peace.

1Tonka_Truck · Apr 11, 2020

Drain Todger said:
By locomotive. Seriously, if you're not building indoor farms around a rail depot, you're doing it wrong.

Not how do you get it there you dumb sack of shit. Where are is gonna come from? i.e. the thing you linked.

not william stenchever · Apr 11, 2020

I suppose it's not suprising that the pretend epidemiologist is also a pretend agronomist as well as a pretend expert on infantry small arms.

Pargon · Apr 11, 2020

OP has not been A&H banned because:

a) mods are lazy and have not gotten around to it

b) mods are greedy and have a deadpool on this fag we're not even getting let in on

c) mods are under orders from the Pentagon to allow OP to keep posting as it's keeping his watchlisted ass occupied and away from fertilizer and detonators

d) your reason here

emo goff · Apr 11, 2020

Pargon said:
d) OP providing their own material for a Lolcow thread.

Drain Todger · Apr 11, 2020

1Tonka_Truck said:
Not how do you get it there you dumb sack of shit. Where are is gonna come from? i.e. the thing you linked.

Where do we get it right now? Same way. Phosphate mining.

Putting phosphorus in a hydroponic farm and then reclaiming and recycling it is easier than you think.

https://www.researchgate.net/publication/338479245_Exploring_nutrient_recovery_from_hydroponics_in_urban_agriculture_An_environmental_assessment

http://archive.is/6aTfp

As a matter of fact, recovering waste nutrient solution from a closed-circuit hydroponics system makes way more sense than dumping fertilizer on the ground and having it go everywhere.

I can't imagine · Apr 11, 2020

not william stenchever said:
I suppose it's not suprising that the pretend epidemiologist is also a pretend agronomist as well as a pretend expert on infantry small arms.

Don't forget his earlier insights into the IT field.

I suppose if you're going to incompetently sperg about subjects you know nothing about, why not go whole hog on it? @Drain Todger could probably regale us with wisdom on how to solve the criminal justice system and psychiatric field as well, given the time.

Sped Xing · Apr 11, 2020

Seeing him produce his turds of ideas about agriculture are giving me perspective on how very painfully misguided his medical notions must be.

Drain Todger · Apr 11, 2020

I can't imagine said:
solve the criminal justice system

In the US, you mean? That's easy. End prohibition on certain narcotics to starve out the narco-gangs south of the border, quit it with asset forfeiture, and get rid of private prisons.

The war on drugs helps no one except the cartels.

I can't imagine said:
and psychiatric field as well

More money. Extremely under-funded, dilapidated and aging facilities, and struggling, frustrated staff. It's a wonder they can treat anyone.

Hollywood Hulk Hogan · Apr 11, 2020

I ain't reading 39 pages of this sperging, but COVID-19 is some serious shit. I work in a hospital in IT and occasionally have to go on the front lines to meet with doctors, nurses and other clinicians. My good friend is a doctor and contracted it. He is in his late 30s, runs marathons, no comorbidities. He almost died from it, but is thankfully recovering after a serious scare. Don't think you are immune just because you are young. This is some serious shit. When they say most cases are "mild", mild doesn't mean you are just having a small cold. Mild means you don't need oxygen or a ventilator. You'll still feel like hell for up to 6 weeks.

Adamska · Apr 11, 2020

Amusing, so this faggot intentionally tries to find things to doom over and feel smarter than everyone else by LARPing as a smart scientist man (when he's a retarded oiler who got the job from Daddy Norman) and seek attention. All he is is a selfish sack of shit who wants everyone to feel his fear because he feels entitled enough to believe if he can't be happy, no one can be happy. But he also has to be right that all is shit too, so he googles shit with no understanding.

If it isn't Wuhan Flu and he's gay and wrong, it's overpopulation that's the people eraser. If it isn't overpopulation and he's a dumb dumb again it's desertification that's the new great satan. If it isn't that then it's killer klowns from outer space. Like holy shit, he really needs to lick his doorknobs.

Pargon · Apr 11, 2020

Adamska said:
Amusing, so this faggot intentionally tries to find things to doom over and feel smarter than everyone else by LARPing as a smart scientist man (when he's a exceptional oiler who got the job from Daddy Norman) and seek attention. All he is is a selfish sack of shit who wants everyone to feel his fear because he feels entitled enough to believe if he can't be happy, no one can be happy. But he also has to be right that all is shit too, so he googles shit with no understanding.

If it isn't Wuhan Flu and he's gay and wrong, it's overpopulation that's the people eraser. If it isn't overpopulation and he's a dumb dumb again it's desertification that's the new great satan. If it isn't that then it's killer klowns from outer space. Like holy shit, he really needs to lick his doorknobs.

Poor bastard. Doesn't even know what the real threat is.

This guy.

It's HK-47 · Apr 11, 2020

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I ain't reading 39 pages of this sperging, but COVID-19 is some serious shit. I work in a hospital in IT and occasionally have to go on the front lines to meet with doctors, nurses and other clinicians. My good friend is a doctor and contracted it. He is in his late 30s, runs marathons, no comorbidities. He almost died from it, but is thankfully recovering after a serious scare. Don't think you are immune just because you are young. This is some serious shit. When they say most cases are "mild", mild doesn't mean you are just having a small cold. Mild means you don't need oxygen or a ventilator. You'll still feel like hell for up to 6 weeks.

Go back and read this thread. Trust me it's fucking worth it. This is not a normal Wu Flu thread, this is a Halal thread in disguise.

soft kitty · Apr 11, 2020

Maurice Caine said:
Um, why did you dox the OP?

This guy is textbook lolcow material and is fixing for a proper halal thread.

It's HK-47 said:
Go back and read this thread. Trust me it's fucking worth it. This is not a normal Wu Flu thread, this is a Halal thread in disguise.

The halal bits should be extracted and made into their own proper thread. Please?

It's HK-47 · Apr 11, 2020

dinoman said:
The halal bits should be extracted and made into their own proper thread. Please?

I'm a political autistic, not a Lolcow autistic. I don't know anything about making threads like that.

mr.moon1488 · Apr 11, 2020

Recoil said:
This thread is a fucking journey.

This thread should be retitled "autism daily." It's literally some new form of autistic screeching every day I check it.

Drain Todger · Apr 11, 2020

Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I ain't reading 39 pages of this sperging, but COVID-19 is some serious shit. I work in a hospital in IT and occasionally have to go on the front lines to meet with doctors, nurses and other clinicians. My good friend is a doctor and contracted it. He is in his late 30s, runs marathons, no comorbidities. He almost died from it, but is thankfully recovering after a serious scare. Don't think you are immune just because you are young. This is some serious shit. When they say most cases are "mild", mild doesn't mean you are just having a small cold. Mild means you don't need oxygen or a ventilator. You'll still feel like hell for up to 6 weeks.

A friend of mine told me that one of his friends who got it had 20 to 30% of this lung tissue scarred up and vastly reduced oxygenation capacity after recovery.

This thing fucks your lungs like SARS. It could potentially cause long-term chronic fatigue if you get it. That's one thing people don't understand. It doesn't matter if you recover from it or not.

Even if you survive an infection from a SARS-like virus, it still fucks you up permanently.

Chronic widespread musculoskeletal pain, fatigue, depression and disordered sleep in chronic post-SARS syndrome; a case-controlled study

http://archive.is/tb2Of

https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jamainternalmedicine/fullarticle/415378

http://archive.is/ueHOW