Quick note before I dive in: occasionally I redact a username. It's because one of my underlings at work follows me on Insta and also follows just about anyone who has a cute dog. She's a totally normal human being and I didn't want to put her handle on KF.
Alexandra Ann Moine
Age: 27
Occupation: service dog trainer and breeder
Address: 174 Sheridan Ave, Longwood, Fl.
Alex went to Flagler College in St. Augustine. 24K followers on her service dog account (down from 26k when I drafted this in January), 2000 on one of her personals (public), 1000 on her private personal account, 1000 on her business insta, unknown number of Youtube subscribers. I don't understand TikTok or how to find someone on there but apparently one of her videos went viral last month and got 1.5million views.
Alex claims she was a normal girl and an elite dancer until age 17 when she came down with mono that left her with Chronic Active Epstein Barr Virus. So from this we can gather she was one of the "dance was my life but I wasn't good enough to go pro so I played sick to avoid the sting of failure" variety of munch. She also had
hella psychiatric problems. She began her current account shortly after purchasing Levi in 2015 although presumably her personal account documented her pre-Levi life (now @alexandrammoine but originally @alexlikesapples).
The first posts on Levi's account are all puppy. At the time she was a student at Flagler and applying to graduate school. She didn't explain what the dog was allegedly being trained to do at first. I'm dumping a whole lot of the 'look at my puppy' pics that don't have any interesting info here so I can be thorough in my documentation without shitting up the rest of the timeline.
First medical post, she tags herself at a "doctor appointment" that is actually a wellness center and spa. Their staff consists of a nutritionist/acupuncture specialist, a health coach/personal trianer, two "manual lymphatic drainage therapists", and a masseuse who also specializes in colonic irrigation. Their main "medical" service appears to be convincing people they have multiple food sensitivities and allergies that do not actually exist and cause vague symptoms like fatigue and general body aches and pains.
And wouldn't you know, a few days later Alex is "swollen from a food allergy."
Levi came from the same breeder Jaquie got Harlow from, Eagle Ridge. Jaquie was a trainer at Eagle Ridge who at the time claimed that their dogs were bred to be natural alerters to a host of health problems and would train one for you. Here's the first double training session they had together. Also the first time we get a hint of what Levi's purpose will be: psychiatric and an an unnamed medic alert.
A few days later we have added depression, anxiety, and food allergies to the hashtag parade
A puppy that has no trained tasks is not helping you with your food allergies. Since she keeps harping on about them, it's safe to guess that her biggest issue is her 'serious health-threatening food allergies.'
If I recall, this is the Tae Kwan Do studio Jaquie trained and sometimes taught at.
Takes her puppy to Disney World when he's super young of course
And Black Friday shopping. This is like "how to traumatize a puppy by overstimulating it 101"
Of course he wasn't even finished his puppy shots and he got kennel cough, which didn't convince her to stop dragging him all over creation
Including to Disney with Jaquie and a bunch of other unidentified attention-seekers.
In December, she mentions tasks for the first time. Setting him up to recognize the start of panic attacks so he can respond
December 20th, #chronicfatigue is added. Which is funny because yanno, she's been at Disney or show choir or out shopping every day for weeks.
Our first hint that all is not well with Levi: he has "long bone disease" which is basically puppy growing pains and has an allergic reaction to the anti-inflammatory
Foundation for mobility training, but she has no reason she needs mobility tasks
Allergy alert dog, but has not done any scent training yet
In January they celebrated Jaquie’s 1 year seizure free anniversary at Disney.
She seriously pretends to loudly sob in public to train her dog for her anxiety attacks, or pretends to “slump over” and forces the dog to lift her up. At like, 6 months old, when he has a painful bone disease. Classy.
Preparing herself to require an ambulance.
More psychiatric task training
Uneasy in places that require a cart lolwut
Training him to alert to her “self harming” by picking at her thumb skin. More random tasks she doesn't need.
raising_liberty will come up much later in the tour. For now just remember her name.
Why does she need the dog to push buttons for her if her problems are anxiety attacks and food allergies?
Kind of interesting to note how before the was the Munchie Queen Jaquie was just another girl in Florida bringing her puppy to Disney. Also interesting that while her own instagram was portraying her as a fragile little doll who could only stroll around the parks and go on the tamest rides, Alex gives away that she was going on roller coasters and thrill rides. Most of these are just to show that she is healthy and energetic enough to go places literally every day while training her dog to retrieve and carry items for her because ???
Here we see Daisy, Alex’s first “service dog”
More "mobility training" when she doesn't have any conditions that limit her mobility. It's becoming increasingly obvious, even in comparison to Harlow who was not exactly a shining example of a golden retriever, that Levi has some
fucked genetics.
February 27, quietly sneaks #lymedisease into a post about the Disney buses.
"My girl will no longer have to risk a sudden drop in blood pressure." Has never mentioned suffering from this problem before.
I love how unimpressed people look with these girls’ antics.
Admits the dog is still in pain and that it makes him not want to work; still working him. Hits 4k followers.
In this video, Jaquie rides on a giant stuffed lion chasing Alex’s dog. As one does.
Chiro appointment because her rib head is out of place. Is that a thing?
With this, she starts her youtube channel, originally AlexLikesVlogs. All her videos are insanely boring.
#pain #help lol
Goes on a trip to Texas with Jaquie and their other friend. #cfs quietly joins
Herxin' from that epstein barr
Hundreds of food allergies that cause her to panic in restaurants and at meals. Sounds like an eating disorder, fam.
Dog has surgery to fix one of his fucked joints. She has stopped saying he'll grow out of him but also not washed him out.
Because the attention is temporarily on her broken dog instead of her, Alex adds #myalgicencephalomyelitis to her hashtags, the scary new name for CFS that makes it sound dangerous and like your brain is swelling
Yeah that dog looks thrilled to be back to work
Already needs surgery to fix his other knee
August 22, 2016 we cross over with Jan and Orion. Jan is training Orion for mobility but at the time was not claiming any mobility-limiting disorders either. These girls.
Another surgery for poor Levi - not the aforementioned other knee surgery but both elbows this time. All this dog's joints are totally fucked. But PAY ATTENTION TO ALEX. She’s very tired and doesn’t know how to cope with things like a grown up.
lol I wish I knew what passive-aggressive comment she was reacting to but alas, it is gone.
Still friends with Jaq and Jan and the other friend, Meredith, who she travels to visit with Jaquie
Suddenly obsessed with her blood pressure and of course, Levi alerts to it! Hits 10k followers
Orthostatic intolerance and collapsing from it now
Shockingly, Kono is not a "service dog" but a therapy dog that visits hospitals and stuff.
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Man I forgot how fucked Harlow's eyes are. I think this is the last time these three hang out together.
She choreographs and teaches dance despite her fatigue and orthostatic intolerance because the dog lets her know when she's getting close to over-exertion. Munchie logic
May is awareness month for ALL of Alex's made up conditions: ME/CFS, chronic lyme, hundreds of food allergies she doesn't actually have, and mental illness which is the only thing she should be getting treatments for.
So her “hundreds of food allergies and anxiety at meals” was diagnosed as… Binge Eating Disorder. Which, I’m going to guess from the fact that she was never really fat but she was really a dancer, is code for bulimia. But whittling her diet down to nothing totally fixed her eating disorder symptoms! “extreme allergies” that didn’t kill her for the 20 years she lived with them without treatment. Sure.
Yet another surgery for this badly-bred pooch
Clyde, her friend’s #emotionalsupportanimal, died. Which friend?
Oh. That one. On the left.
Claims her dog “alerts” to when she’s too tired to get up.
We’re now tagging #babesia #disability and #disable
added #pyroluria which is some kind of hemoglobin synthesis disorder
Mom is caretaker and alex can't get her own meds ready at lke 24.
Like all "natural alerters" Levi is capable of giving a 10 minute warning before anything happens
May 2017, we get a GoFundMe claiming she has late state neurological lyme, epstein barr, is in a wheelchair some days, crippling pain, hormone and blood pressure problems, cognitive impairment, and after paring down her diet to just pears, lamb, and rice she now needs “pre-digested medicinal shakes” that cost $300 a week. (no name dropping the Holy Nectar though). Allergies so bad that smells trigger anaphylaxis (yet never hospitalized), tremors, and her skin hurts. Now she needs expensive IVs from her quack. Got $8000 of the $80,000 she wanted
Disney briefly allowed pets in some of their hotels. This made Alex mad. Because more dogs in the hotels? No because only “licensed” service dogs were allowed and that implied her well-behaved pet wasn’t good enough to go on It’s a Small World with her. (Disney quickly abolished this program)
Alex is herxin' through another flare. She's been tagging #dysautonomia and going on about chronic dehydration. Surprise, when she stops being dehydrated she stops having the symptoms of dehydration. But of course she has to have IVs because drinking water is for plebs. Dysautonomia leaves the hashtag parade
Whenever I read something like this I think of how utterly exhausting it has to be to live with someone like this. Also, cant participate in the food holiday? sounds like an eating disorder.
Leaning on the dog who has bad joints.
Dog has arthritis… but still working it!
Dog is psychic (comment was in answer to someone asking how her dog knows she's about to faint)
Here we're introduced to King Henry of Nashville. We'll be seeing a lot of her.
Dog alerts to allergic dermatitis.
Lol this documentary is fucking ridiculous and the bitch who made it no longer claims she has ME/CFS. When she got tired of LARPing disabled she claimed she had CCI and surgery cured her.
Feb, 2018 she starts posting 50 times a day and doing the gay descriptive text to prove how inclusive she is to other disabled people that she doesn’t actually give a rat’s ass about. During this era there is a lot of fluff and very little tea.
Salty because people asked her why she let her dog jump on a CM at Disney
Hanging out with Julian. We'll get back to this tranny trainwreck.
Disney "nakey" is asking for an access issue.
Of course she has energy to do whatever she wants but she's EXHAUSTED dammit.
Alerting to “rapid onset blackout with muscle weakness”!!!!! and she caught him in the act! How does he do this? By breaking his down-stay and jumping on her. Jesus christ. Mind you, she’s telling him to stay but she’s just shown in a post like 2 days ago he also responds to hand signals. So either he's disobedient or she’s signaling him to do this. Super Sleuth KFS on the case.
This multitasking_murphy dog is another psychiatric “service dog” with vague tasks for a young girl who doesn’t want to grow up. Yawn.
Around this time Alex starts using the word "chrillness" and between that and her smug smile, i want to punch her the rest of the time I'm documenting her.
Goes to an arena show with her dog. Leaves because her most “mentally disabling allergens” (lol wut) are floating around in the air. So she breathes near corn and catches the tarded? Can’t be around algae but goes to the beach and lakes? WTF?
Vogmask, natch. Someone so allergic to corn and chicken she could die from breathing near it should like, never go to Disney. Ever.
How’s that algae allergy doing today?
Why do you need a dog to tell you that something smells?
Psychosis due to cranial inflammation due to anxiety.
Gets that MMJ and useless supplements
Doesn't explain the oxygen cannula
requisite back story about her dance career tragically being cut short by ME/CFS
Allergy-induced psychosis what
Pill porn. Crippling CFS unless there's something fun to do.
Gets a lab pup
All those airborne allergens but not to woo.
"brain swelling"
I think I lost a screenshot somewhere but she explains at one point that Levi gets ear infections to the point of not being able to hear, but she
still works him.
Choco lab pup is a prospect to replace poor deformed Levi, thank dog-god
Munchausen: not even once
You know you wanted to know about Alex's poop (and her convenient reason she can eat now)
LMAO false alarm! Iris is a service dog prospect for her
mom who is not disabled but whatever. Gets a new female to be a "therapy dog." Have I mentioned her male dog isn't neutered? Gee, I wonder where this is heading.
She rilly using laxatives as
deodorant
And she's off her psych meds!
I love how she just rewrites her history all the time as if she hasn't been sharing every minute of her life and every disney trip she goes on for years
Now claiming heat intolerance
LOL HURS UR SPOONZ REMEMBER I AM SICK
Starts featuring other attention seekers like this one who claims this little mop helps her with EDS…
Did u notice she has an oxygen concentrator? She had stopped putting in her usual wall of hashtags but comes back with a bounty of new ones: now she’s claiming MCAS and is using all the medical marijuana tags
Magic dog knows she’s going to black out instead of just not paying attention. After this she goes to Nashville to visit King Henry and Jess but nothing interesting happens
Dog has bad joints, horrendous ear infections, and now food allergies
Says the female is going to be a therapy dog but is bringing her to Whole Foods with Levi
December 17: So since I can’t see her personal, she’s apparently been letting people know for a while that she’s going to start her own service dog program called Helper Hounds USA and that the female was either a breeder for that or a pet or a therapy dog. But now she’s going to train her to be Levi’s replacement instead because at 6 months old she is already “stoic but attentive”. It’s amazing that every puppy these girls buy has natural abilities, isn’t it? Levi's joints are absolutely
fucked. At least this poor deformed creature won’t have to pick up this attention seeker when she pretends to fall asleep anymore?
Post devoted to Emet, the one who intentionally starved herself to death in hospice.
Un-diagnosed with Lyme. Goes to the Institute for Neuro Immune Medicine in Fort Lauderdale to see Dr. Nancy Klimas. A cool 4 hour drive from her home in Longwood. Looks like she’s the QMB of “Myalgic encephalitis”. Anyone who goes to her walks out with an ME/CFS diagnosis, a dire prognosis, and a lot of bullshit treatments. She gets low dose naltrexone and all kinds of supplements.
Definitely an alert to sunscreen, not just a dog doing dog stuff
Tribute to The Queen
Dog barking = alert
Dog
still doesn’t heel at four
Poppy ended up not being a good service dog for being out of the house, so now she just bites Alex and jumps on her, and that’s a task apparently. So now poor Levi is going to keep getting dragged to Disney with his fucked up joints, arthritis, bad eyes, allergies, and inability to heel…
Uses a walker in disney sometimes, apparently.
The answer to why her apparently awful heat sensitivity disappears in Disney. By the way she keeps making her dog wear this furry lion mane at Disney because omgggg lion king and she’s not getting enough attention on her own, apparently. It’s JULY in FLORIDA.
“Leaps over a wall of cling wrap” but yeah, mobility problems and crippling fatigue
Over the summer she posted a video of throwing her dog an EPIC PARTY for his birthday and invited all of her service dog friends.
Including my queen, Amanda “Skinwalker” Winig. Who spends most of the video looking like Slenderman in the background wearing a hoodie in Florida in July, except for one scene where she shows off her delicate Ashley Issacs-like knees. God, she’s wonderful.
She and some other attention-seekers went to bed bath and beyond with their dogs and were “tasking on the floor” aka taking pictures of their pets. Managers asks them to leave. DISCRIMINATION!!! So they go to a different store and do it there instead.
Dog sniffs her crotch? It’s an alert!
Allergic to rain, oh my fucking god. You live in FLORIDA. It rains here every day from May through October.
Explaining how she went from just psychiatric tasks to the most sickest girl of all in a few weeks after discovering Trevino. “My dog’s joints are awful pay attention to me tho, I need him so he doesn’t get to retire!”
Too exhausted to type; writes long IG caption.
Training her dog to perform “intelligent disobedience” with a clicker in Disney in response to “allergens”. Remember this girl claims she’s allergic to hundreds of things. So, training her dog to be a disobedient nuisance in public for attention. And she wonders why he doesn’t heel.
Dog pulling on the leash and dragging you through a hotel? Obviously trying to keep you away from DEADLY ALLERGENS.
Lol she looks like a man in a dress. Bedridden. But she can save up all her spoons for Disney, of course!
Sounds like an eating disorder, fam.
Liquid diet to save her spoons. For a week. Then she starts eating again.
Always healthy enough to travel and meet up with a bunch of other “service dogs”. Of course, that one dog isn’t just ignoring commands or stressed out or depressed. He’s about to alert!!
This December she finally started her company, Helping Hound USA, that will help YOU train your pet to be a service dog and she’s also going to breed puppies to be service dogs. Because her genetic catastrophe of a golden and the red lab she had to wash out for being crazy are going to breed perfect natural alerters, of course. And she’ll train them, too. Don’t forget all the times she admit her dog doesn’t heel or listen to commands. That’s just “intelligent disobedience’ because he’s saving her life from her imaginary problems.
which means she now brings SEVERAL dogs to Disney with her!
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