DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Kheapathic]

Pretty sure has a repressed sexual kink of some sort. Whether Rambo is the one true soul-maid or Phil likes dressing up in women's lingere or something, there's something there. Even something as simple as Cloud dressing up as a girl is "cringe." Nigga, he's not dressing up for an illicit thrill, to try and seduce men, or some other shit. That's on top of his brain being wired to not find reliability in subtlety/stealth. Yeah, just have Cloud kick down the door, put Tifa at risk, and why not, just shoot the bitch, because you would've done it.

 

[Ching_Chong]

Bets on whether or not he'll bring out his gay male voice when stuff starts happening?

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I'm really hyped for that Cloud part because if he keeps up his Twitter act, it's a TOS violation waiting to happen.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Might as well add this as well(couldn’t be bothered to go get the tweet from his actual account this time)

I love how he describes the cross dressing section, he’ll actually enjoy the stream tomorrow since it’s not that part. It’s straight up impossible for him to find any sort of enjoyment from that section of the game in his mind, meanwhile I’m sure any video or stream of someone at that section will probably get a few easy chuckles out of it at worst.

I’ll be very interested in seeing a direct comparison to his reactions to the cross dressing and literally everyone else’s on the Internet. Most people at worst might give it a couple or cheap laughs followed by “oh wow this is great” or “dang they really went all out for this scene”meanwhile Dave is going to obviously be the only mature adult on the Internet putting his hands over his face and giving the most uncomfortable snake laughs of his life while explaining how bad the scene is


I found it

https://youtu.be/oT71XIWC_3Y

He’s clearly uncomfortable by it to some degree, but it’s not like how he’s projecting the final fantasy scene in those tweets. He does describe it as zelda jumping the shark though

this was 3 years ago though, and he’s a mature married adult now. I’m most interested to see if he elaborates on how much he hated the 7 cross dressing as a teen

Phil would enjoy hulk hogan's greased up wrinkly asshole winking at home all day. Fucking closet case.

 

[Iron Father]

He's too mature now for fun segments like Cloud crossdressing, and that's why his viewers show up, to have fun with a guy too mature to have fun... what?

 

[Pargon]

Two streams away from it and he already needs to be on Twitter gin-posting and rolling his bugged-out eyes over something that's already been talked to death about ever since the game was announced and covered more recently by the dozens and dozens of players who got there well before he did because they weren't anchored with eighteen different albatrosses around their necks like "autistic schedule" and "pending bankruptcy" and "commission of perjury".

His content really is that boring, and he knows it.

 

[Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink]

Well needless to say our favorite piggy really let himself go on Twitter over the night.

I thought this dude was busy running around town or spending his one day off with his beautiful wife? Now he suddenly just has time for multiple naps?

 

[Honzou]

Nothing like a good nap after binge drinking from 10 am to 2 pm.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

It's tweets of that caliber that instantly recall this line in my head..

and you're right, Phil. Some mornings I really do wake up and find myself quite embarrassed to even know your name.

He's terrified of drawing the ire of that particular crowd. We know this. He won't say a word to jeopardize muhbizness. He's already drawn attention to it so he can't play it off as off the cuff remarks when he's ginflouncing in the middle of the night to satisfy his HPD.

He was probably the one wearing the dress on his first ever unscheduled day off. People like to speculate but he already told us how gay he is in an old thumbnail.

 

[Iron Father]

He's not even 40 yet and he thinks he takes naps during the day because he's old? Jesus. No you're out of shape and lazy as fuck, as well as an alcoholic.

 

[Wing Zero]

He's not even 40 yet and he thinks he takes naps during the day because he's old? Jesus. No you're out of shape and lazy as fuck, as well as an alcoholic.

He's 38 going on 70 at this point. By the time he actually is old he's going to be a borderline cripple, assuming his health even lets him live for that long.

 

[Meerkat Ink]

He's 38 going on 70 at this point. By the time he actually is old he's going to be a borderline cripple, assuming his health even lets him live for that long.

Let me remind you, he is also planning on getting a part-time job as part of his 10 year plan. So in 10 years, 50 year old Dark will tell employers that he's getting trolled and if they hire him they'll get trolled too.

 

[PenskeMaterial]

'DSP takes an unscheduled day off for the first time ever. He's shot.'

I hate the way he refers to himself in 3rd person in his descriptions. You're not separate entities.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

Let me remind you, he is also planning on getting a part-time job as part of his 10 year plan. So in 10 years, 50 year old Dark will tell employers that he's getting trolled and if they hire him they'll get trolled too.

Phil trolls are really tame,what have trolls truly done to him? point out his lies and made fun of him? send him a cardboard dick? Compare it to the trolls drachenlord gets and its nothing,he only complains so much because he needs a scapegoat for being such a failure at everything.

 

[Satoi]

'DSP takes an unscheduled day off for the first time ever. He's shot.'

I hate the way he refers to himself in 3rd person in his descriptions. You're not separate entities.

It's par for the course for an extreme narcissist such as himself, really.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Phil trolls are really tame,what have trolls truly done to him? point out his lies and made fun of him? send him a cardboard dick? Compare it to the trolls drachenlord gets and its nothing,he only complains so much because he needs a scapegoat for being such a failure at everything.

However much i enjoy the subtle trolling he gets now, can you inagine if he got the wings or drachenlord treatment? The entertainment value would go through the roof!

 

[DiabeticSP]

Has Phil ever taken a 'joke' segment well in a game? He's either baffled by humor and/or massively overreacting.

I think its just another example of his lowgrade autism that he doesn't understand humor

 

[Vic Viper T301]

Well needless to say our favorite piggy really let himself go on Twitter over the night.

I thought this dude was busy running around town or spending his one day off with his beautiful wife? Now he suddenly just has time for multiple naps?

I'm sure if he gets called out on this he will just make up bullshit on the spot about how he had some incredibly important appointments, all involving serious adult stuff that is none of your business and he's not going to elaborate on, but they all got cancelled by no fault of his own, freeing up his schedule to laze around the house.

 

[samovski]

Has Phil ever taken a 'joke' segment well in a game? He's either baffled by humor and/or massively overreacting.

I think its just another example of his lowgrade autism that he doesn't understand humor

Not to my recollection. He either massively over-acks to something he thinks should be funny or just the classic "that's stoopid".

IDK if I've ever heard the man genuinely laugh, it's always just a spectacle for the viewers. Ironic as he still makes fun of people who do the same thing, how long til the twat dyes his hair for a few dollars and loses the last of his apparent self-respect?

 

[EmpGulcasa]

His whole playthrough of Simpsons Hit and Run and even the TIHYDP of it are near unwatchable because of his constant forced acking.