Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Viridian]

I don't think he even confronts men. Women are another matter.

If it had been a woman he caught using his assigned parking space, he would've "generously" offered not to report her using the space to the apartment managment/have her car towed if she agreed to go on a date with him. Then he'd throw a tantrum when she decided to just drive away rather than deal with the drooling creeper making a pass at her. His later Facebook post about the encounter would've involved him whining about how "women don't like Nice Guys, just saggy pants ghetto thugs" for the hundredth time.

 

[cogsworth]

You know, thanks to the "Nothing's Happening" thread, I've fallen down a nostalgia hole for my two favorite cows, so I was scrolling through some old videos and screenshots and I came across the two AGT auditions Russ put out and I noticed something that I'm not sure has been brought up, which is that in both of them have him fucking up his own list.

He says "3 things" and starts off with "Number 1: Accept it. There's no point in being mad at things you can't change. And maybe I can't change this, but I can change how I deal with it. Like using a slide show, so people know what the heck I'm saying," which is fairly standard fare and the longest he's ever gone without fucking something up. But then he jumps straight to "And 3: AND DANCE!"

Where is the 2. Where did it go? It's missing entirely from both videos. In both videos he goes right from 1 to 3 and doesn't notice or care. Did he even write a 2? Did he slip it in, and I missed it both times because of his horrible slurping and incomprehensible subhuman speech?

 

[WhaleOilBeefHooked]

You know, thanks to the "Nothing's Happening" thread, I've fallen down a nostalgia hole for my two favorite cows, so I was scrolling through some old videos and screenshots and I came across the two AGT auditions Russ put out and I noticed something that I'm not sure has been brought up, which is that in both of them have him fucking up his own list.

He says "3 things" and starts off with "Number 1: Accept it. There's no point in being mad at things you can't change. And maybe I can't change this, but I can change how I deal with it. Like using a slide show, so people know what the heck I'm saying," which is fairly standard fare and the longest he's ever gone without fucking something up. But then he jumps straight to "And 3: AND DANCE!"

Where is the 2. Where did it go? It's missing entirely from both videos. In both videos he goes right from 1 to 3 and doesn't notice or care. Did he even write a 2? Did he slip it in, and I missed it both times because of his horrible slurping and incomprehensible subhuman speech?

I noticed that too! I must've forgotten to make a post about it. I guess number 2 is "change how he deals with it." Of course, Russell hasn't done any of those 3 things. He hasn't accepted it because his profile picture is a photoshopped image of himself with a normal smile. He hasn't "changed how he deals with it" because he hasn't changed at all in the time he's been known on the internet. And as for the dancing, well, he doesn't "dance" as much as he "jumps around like an idiot or convulses like Kristen Ritter's character's overdose in Breaking Bad."

 

[cogsworth]

I noticed that too! I must've forgotten to make a post about it. I guess number 2 is "change how he deals with it." Of course, Russell hasn't done any of those 3 things. He hasn't accepted it because his profile picture is a photoshopped image of himself with a normal smile. He hasn't "changed how he deals with it" because he hasn't changed at all in the time he's been known on the internet. And as for the dancing, well, he doesn't "dance" as much as he "jumps around like an idiot or convulses like Kristen Ritter's character's overdose in Breaking Bad."

I think he just plain didn't write a 2, and decided everyone would be so enraptured that they wouldn't even notice.

 

[The Dude]

You're most likely correct. A lawyer would know the right things to say to get the cops to actually do something.

At the very least, I hope Russ gets more than a slap on the wrist. This isn't an error in judgement, this latest incident is part of an established pattern of behavior. I hope a psych eval is ordered and therapy mandated. Real therapy. I mean, the guy thinks he has a relationship with a world famous singer who has in reality never heard of him. He's probably beyond help, but at least there'll be a record of his behavior if he escalates beyond mere harassment.

I would LOVE to see Russ serve time, even if it's just a month or two in county. However, a perfectly reasonable alternative would be for the judge to give him a suspended sentence of a fine, court mandated psychiatric treatment with a shrink who isn't going to kiss his ass and play along with his bullshit, and a restraining order against him so long as he keeps his nose clean for a year or two. If he fucks up (which he will) then he gets the maximum sentence.

I'm pretty optimistic about the outcome. Skordas is well versed in Russ' abhorrent behavior and seems like he's not willing to go soft on Russhole any longer. And IIRC Skorda knows the judge, which means that Skordas' words are going to carry far more weight in court. I just really want to see Russhole inconvenienced be his sentencing. I want him to feel it and not be able to easily ignore it.

Happy 2000, everyone! To celebrate, I think we should all share our favorite Russ post that doesn't get mentioned enough. I've never heard anyone bring this one up since it was posted, but it shows who he is so well. This is from the Taylor Olivia saga.
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"There's no written rule that says I have to work my way to the top." That line is peak Russell. Few other quotes of his truly show how he thinks.

There may be no written rule or law, but society is full of many unwritten rules that we are all expected to honor. One of those rules is that if you want to be famous and successful, then you need to be willing to start at the bottom and work your way up, putting in all the grunt work along the way. And if you somehow are lucky enough to skip right to the top, then you damn well better have the skill and talent to warrant your meteoric rise. Russ does not have the chops required to skip right to the front of the line, and he's too fucking dense to understand society's unwritten rules. Not only that, but his ego and unwarranted sense of self-importance tell him that he shouldn't be held to those rules because he's a special snowflake with a disability.

I think he just plain didn't write a 2, and decided everyone would be so enraptured that they wouldn't even notice.

I think its more likely that Russ is just too mush-brained to even be able to count to three successfully. Either that, or he's too much of a failure. Probably both.

 

[MysticMisty]

I figured he was referencing Bruce Springsteen's song "Dancing in the Dark", but Springsteen isn't tween pop so who knows.

Maybe his parents like Springsteen? After all Russ' musical tastes are either teen pop or boomer oriented.

 

[Witthel]

A bit off-topic, but whenever I see someone bring up The Farms and go "How can there exist an entire forum dedicated to stalking and harassing innocent people online?!" I feel tempted to link them to this thread so they learn that the majority of people we focus on really aren't "innocent" at all.

 

[FernandoPooTragedy]

You know, thanks to the "Nothing's Happening" thread, I've fallen down a nostalgia hole for my two favorite cows, so I was scrolling through some old videos and screenshots and I came across the two AGT auditions Russ put out and I noticed something that I'm not sure has been brought up, which is that in both of them have him fucking up his own list.

He says "3 things" and starts off with "Number 1: Accept it. There's no point in being mad at things you can't change. And maybe I can't change this, but I can change how I deal with it. Like using a slide show, so people know what the heck I'm saying," which is fairly standard fare and the longest he's ever gone without fucking something up. But then he jumps straight to "And 3: AND DANCE!"

Where is the 2. Where did it go? It's missing entirely from both videos. In both videos he goes right from 1 to 3 and doesn't notice or care. Did he even write a 2? Did he slip it in, and I missed it both times because of his horrible slurping and incomprehensible subhuman speech?

MOTHERFUCKERS I TOLD YOU HE'S AN UNDERPANTS GNOME!!

 

[Cowpies]

Happy 2000 guys! I feel oddly misty right now. I feel like I've been through an epic journey with you all. May the ride never end.

 

[Tonberry]

"There's no written rule that says I have to work my way to the top." That line is peak Russell. Few other quotes of his truly show how he thinks.

Wow. It's been what, half a decade since he started trying to woo celebrities in general? That's at least five years he could've spent practicing, improving himself, building connections and writing songs that aren't obviously made out of spite or his wish to bone a rich sexy woman. He wouldn't be getting the worship or adoration he feels he's entitled to, but he'd definitely be at a better spot than he is today. Hell, I feel like he could even have a small fanbase by now if he had any passion for what it did, rather than just using music as a means to get rich and famous quick.

But nah, he needs to feel like he just found this amazing shortcut to success everyone else was too stupid to see. You'd think someone "sitting on a landmine of talent" wouldn't need a shortcut, but here we are I guess.
Here's to another 2000.

 

[T.J. O'Pootertoot]

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"I'd leave him a bad review and say he hates the disabled!"

Did anyone watch the "What We Do in the Shadows" TV show? Russ is the real-life version of Colin the Energy Vampire (and even the show character had a certain weird charm, so he's even worse than that). He's just such a bitchy, vindictive little shit who gets off on getting little acts of revenge for every perceived slight or wrong.

 

[AgateCameo]

I wonder what ever happened with his screenplay that he posted about at the end of December? I guess he's so busy with his fruits in the music world that it got left behind. Too bad as I was hoping he would post it somewhere. I was looking forward to reading through more of his cringe worthy "talent". Happy 2000!

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Happy 2000, everyone! To celebrate, I think we should all share our favorite Russ post that doesn't get mentioned enough. I've never heard anyone bring this one up since it was posted, but it shows who he is so well. This is from the Taylor Olivia saga.
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"There's no written rule that says I have to work my way to the top." That line is peak Russell. Few other quotes of his truly show how he thinks.

Russell just can't grasp that 99.9% of everybody that has become famous had to work their way to the top. Fuck, Kurt Cobain was working as a fucking janitor while playing in Nirvana before they made it big. Even if you're lucky enough to be a son/daughter of a well established celebrity you still need to put in some work (though not as much as some one that isn't) and have talent. Russhole has no talent at all, unless you count being a creepy fucking sperg a talent, and if it was he'd be an A-list celebrity for sure.

 

[approachable_panda]

He has these dead, mentally handicapped eyes, like a young handicapped kid that’s about to ask you, an adult, what your favorite Pokémon is while sucking on a ring pop.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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Does anybody know who this producer/troll is?

 

[The Great Citracett]

Does anybody know who this producer/troll is?

I'm also curious what he's auditioning for this time.

He missed the Mar. 31 AGT deadline. Now they've extended it because of the quarantine, but it's for contestants this summer, so I'm not sure what he's supposedly doing if the audition isn't until December...

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Does anybody know who this producer/troll is?

Probably the same person as his publicist and his lawyer friend who was firebombed by Mexicans working for Taylor Swift

 

[Free the Pedos]

Probably the same person as his publicist and his lawyer friend who was firebombed by Mexicans working for Taylor Swift

"Last time on 'Breaking Russ'..."

 

[MysticMisty]

Does anybody know who this producer/troll is?

He's probably just making it up himself like last time. The publicity agent or whatever it was. Make himself seem more important and successful than he really is to impress people.