Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[MeltyTW]

Jesus H Christ, I just caught up on this thread and watched as much as I could stomach of LowT's streams. The one where he has a drug fueled sobbing breakdown in front of his daughter, then refuses to let her leave until mom intervenes was palpably uncomfortable to watch. LowT is reaching Noah "Spoony" Antwiler levels of being a broken man with a broken life.

I hear there's a new mangosteen supplement that can help with that.

 

[TurdFondler]

Someone better pony up some screen grabs of this supposed lowtax fb drama. LowT probably going after a new goonette thinking this new one will finally be the one to get his opiate dick to a half chub.

 

[Begemot]

I just want to say, in my simultanous capacity and degredation as an Australian, that the renaming of Logan as 'bogan' is just fucking ace. It's fucking tops, mates. Please continue to do so.

 

[Dan Abrams]

i don't know what the fuck this is

prodromal schizophrenia

 

[Shield Breaker]

Wut.

I think the funniest thing is that they went back and edited it half an hour later, which means this is the final version they were happy with.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

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Over $3K/mo chopped like the dicks of the trannies who put LowT on their leash.

 

[Ghostse]

Lowtax now fucking a new goonette and organizing a threesome with Bogan, new 'nette wants a piece of the drama REALLY REALLY BADLY. LT only "liking" Bogan's posts and heart-reacting the new chick. None of what any of them and the two new sycophant front page writers have said is funny, not even in the pathetic way. I know this thread isn't active and nobody relevant had been posting anything except wacky zany lol random and that's why it isn't active.

Sorry guys, your thread died over a month ago. There is no new content. I mean I guess you're probably driving traffic to an extremely overloaded site that is already getting multiple times the traffic of SA. Bogan and new chick mention kiwi by name like 4-5x as much as SA. Guess it was a solid business decision not to pay Bogan until she proves herself able to actually drive traffic to their site and not just infect goons' computers with aughts-style malware.

Also there is some crossover but we're not the ones writing ED articles. Whatever your name is could try appealing directly to them for the e-creds.

Only thing that's been on my mind wrt Low-T is wow you sure did it, buddy. You got your partial custody. Literally everyone including your fucking wife was pushing you to file for this. You could have done this, hell you could have filed for divorce and set up a hearing for a custody agreement before you ever flew off to catch corona from a busted thot. Yeah you're a pillhead alcoholic junkie, but you live in a house with the electricity on and something resembling food in the kitchen. That's literally all you need to have to be considered a fit parent in the eyes of family court. You're not "vindicated," you just finally woke up and listened to all the people, including your goony friends, the cop that doesn't like you, and your super lolyer, who told you to quit acting retarded, your wife isn't getting deported or thrown in jail or whatever the hell you were trying to do to her, and just file for fucking divorce and a custody order. This could have all been done in like a couple of weeks.

I feel sorry for your kid because she's going to grow up thinking it's ok to treat other people the way you do and you're going to pull the same bullshit with her just like you've done with every other woman who's ever been in your life. Your liver health is becoming extremely apparent and that's the only thing every single one of these women has to look forward to. Yeah the little one thinks you're the greatest thing ever right now, but you know exactly what happens when the hit around the 11yo mark, if you even live that long. Enjoy it while you can.

Whatever you're on, its vitally important to get a sample to the CDC so they can test its efficacy against corona.

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Its shocking in this day and age, out of all the media and entertainment one could pick from, there is still people so retarded that they will give free money to a guy who litterly does nothing.

Somewhere in this world, someone is giving money to Zoe Quinn, Lowtax, eight different trannies and various fail kickstarters despite not getting anything in return for years. Legit moving money for nothing.

I mean, Schmorky might have been a pervert diaper shitting pedo loving crazy sexual deviant... but I bet even he didn't give free money to hacks on pateron. Really says something Lowtaxs pay pigs.

 

[Solomon Gumball]

I just realized something. Bogan is closer in age to Lowtax's first daughter than she is to Lowtax. A lot closer. And that says a great deal about both of them. About Bogan, it speaks volumes about Daddy issues. BPD in girls and Daddy issues more often than not go hand in hand. But God almighty, of anyone to choose as a stand in for Daddy, why Lowtax? He isn't even close to Sugar Daddy rich, all he's got is that architectural abortion of a house, his sense of humor has rotted away to just wackyzany screeching, he hasn't been sober in 10 years, and his looks have gone so far down the toilet from alcoholism and drug abuse he looks like the fat, dirty, ungroomed goons that he and his forum used to make fun of. He has literally nothing to offer. Maybe Bogan just sticks around because he's always holdin'.

I don't know how Lowtax can be unbothered by the fact that his new lover is closer to in age, and probably has more in common with, his daughter. I know some men go out and chase sugar babies, but there is something unsettling about men who do that when they have daughters who are close to their lover's age groups.

This is such a dumb gay reference to pull out of my ass, but it reminds me of that episode of Full House when Danny Tanner dates one of his interns, and she winds up palling around with DJ a lot, and then he sees them rocking out to the same music and takes a step back and says "what the hell am I doing, I'm dating someone who has more in common with my daughter than with me." Only Lowtax no longer has the self awareness, sobriety, or integrity to see that.

What makes me genuinely angry is that Bogan may very well be those kids future stepmom. And she strikes me exactly as the type of pathological narcissist stepmom who make their stepdaughters lives hell because they get Daddy's attention and priority over her, and then lash out from a weird subconscious sense of jealousy. The Kyanka children have been through enough, they don't fucking need that.

 

[Something Awful]

Can you imagine zany wacky lowtax with an emotionally mature woman? I literally cannot. Coked-out twenty-somethings are as good as it gets for him.

 

[Solomon Gumball]

Can you imagine zany wacky lowtax with an emotionally mature woman? I literally cannot. Coked-out twenty-somethings are as good as it gets for him.

An emotionally mature woman would run for the hills after the first date, if he was even so lucky to get that far. Ashley wasn't bright, but at least she was a good mother and doesn't appear to be actively malicious. Bogan on the other hand...damn Lowtax bit off more than he could chew picking a girl with that specific flavor of crazy. With BPD it's all coming up roses when they're in their idealization mode, where she's in now, but once they hit that devaluation mode get ready for some straight up fire and brimstone.

If Lowtax thought his other exes were bad, he ain't seen nothing yet. If you've ever seen one of those 'crazy girlfriend' compilations on Youtube where women are setting their boyfriend's possessions on fire and taking a hammer to their cars, odds are there's BPD involved. Just wait until Lowtax tries to hide in his mancave from someone with pathological abandonment issues. Shit's gonna get LOUD. I can't wait to see how spectacularly this all blows up in his face.

 

[BALLZ-BROKEN]

I just realized something. Bogan is closer in age to Lowtax's first daughter than she is to Lowtax. A lot closer. And that says a great deal about both of them. About Bogan, it speaks volumes about Daddy issues. BPD in girls and Daddy issues more often than not go hand in hand. But God almighty, of anyone to choose as a stand in for Daddy, why Lowtax? He isn't even close to Sugar Daddy rich, all he's got is that architectural abortion of a house, his sense of humor has rotted away to just wackyzany screeching, he hasn't been sober in 10 years, and his looks have gone so far down the toilet from alcoholism and drug abuse he looks like the fat, dirty, ungroomed goons that he and his forum used to make fun of. He has literally nothing to offer. Maybe Bogan just sticks around because he's always holdin'.

I think that they compliment each other's pathologies. LowT can feel like a big dick swingin' sexhaver that's still "got it", despite being an overweight, socially awkward, and emotionally stunted manchild, and Bogan can feel like a big successful businesswoman doing big girl things like having meetings with steakholders, instead of being a walking fleshlight for LA coke dealers.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Jesus H Christ, I just caught up on this thread and watched as much as I could stomach of LowT's streams. The one where he has a drug fueled sobbing breakdown in front of his daughter, then refuses to let her leave until mom intervenes was palpably uncomfortable to watch. LowT is reaching Noah "Spoony" Antwiler levels of being a broken man with a broken life.

Do you have a link to it?

 

[Solomon Gumball]

Do you have a link to it?

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIOkXOuXelA

Someone earlier in the thread went and timestamped all the most uncomfortable parts. There were several, but the worst ones are 47 minutes in when he's mid breakdown and his daughter is biting her nails looking on the verge of tears. 1 hour and 11 minutes in is when his daughter wants to leave but Lowtax pushes her not to until Mom intervenes. There's one part during his crying breakdown where his daughter asks "Do you want a hug, Dad?" and he hisses back "NO!" and it's just heartbreaking...

e: I wonder if Lowtax's 'super lawyer' knows about all his youtube livestreams where he appears visibly high off his balls in front of his children. This is the kind of shit that needs to be brought up in court.

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

I heard Dickard was getting divorced, but Jesus Christ on a cracker I had no idea what in the actual fuck he was doing to his ex-wife and his own damn flesh and blood child, nor did I know about the cheating with his """"business associate"""".

Now it all makes sense why he was texting me at 2 in the morning back in early 2019 (I think? If I recall correctly) while he was still married (which irked me), and why he had that weird period where he would slide into my DMs on Facebook all the time trying to do, what I call "the shitlib orbiter thirsty rescue operation". I've seen it before, and I knew what he was trying to do. He kept telling me things like "You're too sweet and funny of a girl to carry around this kind of hate", "I think you're actually a unique, interesting girl and you don't really mean any of the things you say, you're just caught up in the lies of the Alt Right", "Everything you say about the Jews, it's actually white men doing that, you need to believe me, I just want to be your friend."

Like others before him, he got this idea in his head that I am some kind of Disney princess and true love's kiss will break the spell a witch put on me and I will magically transform from an EEEVIL NAZI to a feminist wymyn. He blocked me again when he realized I am a brick wall in that regard.

Damn it all feels so much more gross now knowing my suspicions were correct and he was looking for strange to cheat on his wife with. Was he honest to God trying to make me his 'Bogan' before he found 'Bogan? Hey Logan, how does it make you feel you're fucking a man so broken and desperate that you were the second choice from a schizophrenic National Socialist? He'll put his dick in anything that moves at this point, Logan, you ain't special and you're probably not the only bitch with zero standards that he's fucking.

And seriously, FUCK you, Richard. Fuck you for having the audacity to call me a terrible human being for making conspiracy videos on the internet when you are actively abusing your wife and keeping your OWN CHILD in poverty out of some twisted sense of vengeance towards a woman who has nothing. But I guess you buy into the shitlib axiom that words are violence, but actual violence is justifiable so long as it's approved by the horse piss shitty titty committee.

Whatever part of you was a decent man rolled down the crack of your cancer mom's ass when you were conceived.

And fuck you troons too, who are shitting on an abused woman and bankrolling a man so he can continue abusing her. You faggots wonder why your kind gets found in trash bags in public parks. You bring it on yourselves.

 

[AnOminous]

I still want to know more about Shmorky.

 

[Pinochet Was Right]

Soooo... odds on Low-T's kid trooning out?

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

I still want to know more about Shmorky.

Let me know what you want to know in the Shmorky thread. But pertaining to Lowtax swearing up and down he never left Shmorky alone with his kids - He did. I was there. I SAW it. When he brought his kids to the office, he would be locked up in his personal office room, while the kids were alone with Shmorky, with the door closed, in the game room. Lowtax was in the same building, but they sure as shit weren't being "supervised" when they were each in two separate rooms with the door closed. I assumed that Lowtax probably had him watch the kids at home if he needed because he had no problem having Shmorky watch them in the office building while he was locked in his office looking at dickgirl porn for all I know, because he certainly wasn't working.

Shmorky even told me how much he loved babysitting the kids and how "grown up" they were, which now thinking about it gives me shivers down my spine. I don't know if he was referring to just watching them in the game room at the office or at Lowtax's house as well, but I assumed as much because Lowtax had Shmorky at his house numerous times around the kids, and took Shmorky and the kids on outings together to the mall and other places, which are DOCUMENTED ON VIDEO on Shmorky's Vine.

Ashlii, if you're reading this, bring THAT the fuck up in court because I can corroborate it as a witness. I'll do you one better, here's Shmorky's Vine. He forgot to pull down that tidbit of his internet history. So here's video proof that Lowtax was indeed bringing his children around a diaper fur PEDO, both inside his own home and on trips, NOT just in their workplace. Lowtax what the FUCK kind of pills were you blasted on when you let a grown man in lipstick and a yarn wig record videos of your children on his phone?



Shmorky's Vine

 

[George Floyd Sneed]

Post all the messages Richard sent you here please. He’s still pretending Logan is working on a business plan for SA. Lowtax is unworthy of dignity and respect.

 

[Mandarys Milan II]

Post all the messages Richard sent you here please. He’s still pretending Logan is working on a business plan for SA. Lowtax is unworthy of dignity and respect.

Note: I apologize in advance for the wall of text. I just want to share my perspective as someone who has known this prick IRL, been on the receiving end of his petty attacks, and the receiving end of his shrill, slurring mating call for another woman to abuse.

I still have the 2 am text messages (I've posted them on Something Sensitive in the Lowtax thread), but shit didn't get super cringey until the Facebook messages, which I'm not sure I still have access to as I disabled that Facebook account because it just kept getting postblocked, and considering Dickard blocked me, I don't know if I would be able to still get them, but I'll see if I can. They never got sexual because he got nowhere near that phase with me. We were always in this conversation loop where he would, as I see it, be trying to convert me into someone he could pursue a closer relationship with, so he wouldn't have to deal with the cognitive dissonance of being close to someone with wrongthink opinions. Not to mention the fact he could flip and reverse being associated with an eeevil nazi to "Look how I saved this girl from the bowels of Alt Right hatred!" I've seen this before so often with men it's like these SIMPs are reading off script. Only they'll eventually slip up and send me a dick pic while intoxicated and DAMN I wish Rich had done that, it'd be a repulsive thing to see but that would be an amazing thing to have to hold over his head.

When he reached out to me I genuinely did want to bury the hatchet and be his internet friend, so I always told him "Rich, we'll never see eye to eye on politics, so let's agree to disagree and just talk about videogames and bad movies and make jokes and shit", but he NEVER let up with the 'intervention' bullshit. Which is why I got the idea that he was using that as an angle to get closer to me. The way I saw it is if he wants to bury the hatchet and be on good terms with me, great, we'll make jokes on funny links we post, talk about non-sensitive topics and be casual acquaintances just like the other couple of leftist acquaintances I have.

But that wasn't good enough. He always had to get personal. Always had to psychoanalyze me and ask me things to try and get deeper into how my brain worked and why I think the way I do and what he could do to change that, as if he could do something to make me have an epiphany that everything I know is a lie, and I have a new lease on life because of it, and I have HIM to thank for it so I should give him a footjob. Like I've said, I've experienced this exact form of weird 'intervention flirting' with shitlib orbiters enough to know how this game works.

And I don't know if he was actually this obtuse or if he was legitimately trying to neg me, but he would always say "Are you sure the opinions you have about things aren't just a symptom of your schizophrenia? I just want to see you get the help you deserve." But I just found it very insulting and would ask him to stop talking about it, and he never would. Funnily enough HE was the one who blocked me, despite being a condescending prick all the time, when I made a post about some link or other and he commented "Fine! Keep your Jewish boogeyman opinions! I'm done with you!"

Basically, he couldn't get what he wanted from me. He couldn't get into my head, and therefore, he couldn't get into my pants. And after reading this thread, I find that really interesting. Rich didn't want me to be his blonde """business partner""" because he couldn't get a foothold in my brain, and through weird negging/complimenting emotional manipulation, change the way I thought about things. He was testing if I was pliable enough for him to control, and it didn't work, so he gave up and moved on to his next target.

Much like Shmorky, he seeks out women with mental illness and/or limited means. (since 2015, I don't know what Megan's story was). Ashlii was not mentally ill, but, to call a spade a spade, letting Lowtax ride bareback after one encounter and rushing into marriage with him shows a good deal of naivete. I'm not saying she's a bad person, I truly believe she has a good heart, just naive. And she also had no family and not a dime to her name. That plus her immigration status was perfect for Rich to keep her under his thumb. I fall into both categories so he tried with me, but I wasn't his preferred type of crazy.

And now there's Logan (BPD and limited means due to unemployment, also much younger than him), who I'm sure appeals to him in a major way, considering BPD people have little personality of their own and just chameleon-like mirror the personality and interests of the people they're with, and mold themselves into what they think is the ideal man/woman a potential partner wants. You can see it already, the way Logan mimics his WACKYZANY humor and put that dumb queer pronoun shit on her social media to appeal to his crowd.

Lowtax doesn't want a woman on equal footing with him. He doesn't even want a woman with a mind, personality, interests, or interpersonal relationships of her own. Her views on everything must match his or he'll hound her until they do, his interests are the only ones that matter and if she dares to want him to engage in her interests - 'fuck you, you can sit upstairs alone while I get high off my balls and slur incoherently on youtube.' Everything must revolve around Lowtax. Lowtax must be the be all and end all in his woman's life. His entire life is like a case study on clinical narcissism. You can see it in every friendship and relationship he's had once that person disagrees with him or he loses control of them. He even does it to his own kids! And it's all just so fucking pathetic. It's no wonder your dick doesn't work, Rich. You've become so bereft of testosterone you need to prey on a woman and your own 3 year old to feel like a big man.

PS: Does anyone know if Ashlii has a Paypal or something to donate money for legal stuff/bills? I still feel terrible that she was caught in the mix and hurt when I had my schizo episode in 2016 and would really like to make it up to her.

I wish there was someway I could help as some kind of character witness who has witnessed Lowtax's behavior first hand, ie the empty pill bottles laying around his desk at the office, him being perpetually intoxicated, and him leaving the kids with the diaper fur pedo among other things, and that Lowtax is exactly the kind of abusive cum stain Ashlii said he is, ie him googling me to find the GoFundMe page I had made for donations for my dentures, and then posting it on SA to mock me for fucking losing most of my teeth due to a medical condition. Despite, you know, me not having had contact with him or his forum for 2 years at the time he did it. And if that's what he does to someone who hasn't spoken to him in two years, I can only imagine what kind of shit he pulled with Ashlii.