what I ate today + eat with me 04/17/2020

Can you imagine getting this obese from eating shit-tier meals like fucking overcooked macaroni with corn? Can you imagine having such a fucked-up palate that you can eat that shit for two meal on the same day and not kill yourself?
Can you imagine having to use a Bathroom Buddy to clean an asshole buried deep between two pillowy mountains of fat?
 
No one gives a fuck , you behemoth.

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We haven't been through a 1/3 of the year yet and Amber is already cycling through her cycle at least Twice now.

She's never going to improve. If its not about Covid-19 then she's going to blame something else for her lack of weight loss.

I'm betting 2021 when she finally hits the bucket.

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She looks rough.
 
What is the chance that M'lady ends up with 'rona? You think she'll blog it?
 
Amber says she's worried, anxious and scared about her health but yet she has no sense of urgency.

What happened with the good doctor she found that discovered her anemia? Call them! They'll definitely talk about her problem over the phone or find her someone that will.

Her psychiatry is only in a few days and she is fine with that. That's another doctor she should very much be able to call and ask for help.

Ugh why I even bother writhing it down
 
I don't buy this muh-duh-pression bullshit one bit. This is all about the drop in YouTube revenue and the fact that she's slowly realizing that her tried and true tactics to drive numbers to her channel are failing. It's the perfect storm caused by the impacts of Covid-19, a major drop in Ad-sense revenue, her failing health, the emergence of more LOL-worthy deathfats, and that people aren't really interested in her usual antics any longer.
I find it entertaining at the moment watching her throw her usual shit at the wall and hoping it will stick; so far she's tried the following:
  • Muh-duh-pression & anxietee
  • Mystery medical condition
  • Deliberately inviting/baiting people to say rude shit to her
  • Attempting to pick a fight with someone on social media (but not anyone she actually knows or has previously interacted with because she is a total coward when it comes to confrontation)
  • "I'm soooo manic you guyzz"
  • 'Eat with me' (AKA mukbang)
  • Gaslighting the fuck out of everyone around her
  • Trolling on social media
  • Catfishing for a new caretaker
  • EmpathLynn
Personally, I think she's also taken herself off her meds, or more likely she didn't bother to organize to visit the Dr / pick up a new prescription prior to quarantining herself and has run out, and now she's being really dramatic about having to go to the Dr.
I can't speak for where she lives, but most places still have some medical facilities available, even if it's just to get a repeat on a prescription arranged. Provided medical centers are following PPE and disease protocols, the risk of contracting the virus on a visit is very low and MUCH lower than a visit to a grocery store.
 
I don't buy this muh-duh-pression bullshit one bit. This is all about the drop in YouTube revenue and the fact that she's slowly realizing that her tried and true tactics to drive numbers to her channel are failing. It's the perfect storm caused by the impacts of Covid-19, a major drop in Ad-sense revenue, her failing health, the emergence of more LOL-worthy deathfats, and that people aren't really interested in her usual antics any longer.
I find it entertaining at the moment watching her throw her usual shit at the wall and hoping it will stick; so far she's tried the following:
  • Muh-duh-pression & anxietee
  • Mystery medical condition
  • Deliberately inviting/baiting people to say rude shit to her
  • Attempting to pick a fight with someone on social media (but not anyone she actually knows or has previously interacted with because she is a total coward when it comes to confrontation)
  • "I'm soooo manic you guyzz"
  • 'Eat with me' (AKA mukbang)
  • Gaslighting the fuck out of everyone around her
  • Trolling on social media
  • Catfishing for a new caretaker
  • EmpathLynn
Personally, I think she's also taken herself off her meds, or more likely she didn't bother to organize to visit the Dr / pick up a new prescription prior to quarantining herself and has run out, and now she's being really dramatic about having to go to the Dr.
I can't speak for where she lives, but most places still have some medical facilities available, even if it's just to get a repeat on a prescription arranged. Provided medical centers are following PPE and disease protocols, the risk of contracting the virus on a visit is very low and MUCH lower than a visit to a grocery store.
Not to mention most physicians are doing virtual telemed. So her excuses don't carry weight.
Unlike her massive ass.
 
I was looking at her social blade page http://archive.vn/c4JY8 and it seems to me that she's making less money partly because her videos have no rewatchability. No one wants to react to this boring-ass crap, and no one watches it and thinks anyone they know would also like to see it. She's gotten so lame that the people who watch and rewatch her videos just to point out how lame she is don't care. Luckily she can always buy click farm views. Notice that 1,000 subscriber jump? lol Must've forgot to pay.
 
Call me autistic but that macaroni slop may not be the absolute worst thing she has made. If she added some chicken, it kinda made me think if that chicken voila stuff. Obviously it probably tasted like shit since her taste buds are shot, but not completely horrible.
 
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