Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[instythot]

Fuck, there's so much overlap between different lolcows in this story that I am legitimately concerned about a Kiwi Farms singularity happening. Every poster and lolcow get sucked into one thread... and we are all trapped there.... forever.

Just you wait until we find out how Bryan tries to insert himself in this tomorrow

 

[Captain Manning]

You just admitted that Nick was explicitly told about Zoom, his moderators said the same. So you agree Nick knew, and he still did it. So you agree Nick knowingly platformed a pedo and allowed him to spread his message?

I'll answer this in the hopes that it might diffuse future drama:

When I told Nick about Zoom, I opined that he was a sociopath who is prone to do illegal shit. This became clear to me around the time of the IBS Apocalypse. He was swatting people as early as then. In fact, I think there's an alleged recording of him making a fake 911 call that Jim played on that show. This also would have been around the time of the shit he pulled on Ralph in Florida. IIRC, I gave Nick a very brief overview, and basically warned him that Zoom is bad news.

I did not tell him he was a pedo. That accusation didn't come, or wasn't widely disseminated, till later. Zoom was rather infamous even before all the pedo shit. IMO, he's a piece of garbage regardless of whether he is a pedo. I cannot speak for his moderators, or what they said. I am not one of them.

If you're asking me if Nick platformed Zoom despite my warning... Yes. I suppose he did. Though my warning didn't include any mention of pedo stuff. I've learned that Nick doesn't regard warnings like what I gave as dispositive. He's the type that always wants to see or hear for himself. I could probably tell him Null eats babies, and he'd have him on tomorrow without making a single additional inquiry.

Funny enough, Nick actually did knowingly platform a pedo, but not the one you're thinking of. He had that convicted child sex offender on that one time to ask him some questions. I had jack shit to do with that, and it was before I had even said hello to Nick for the first time. It should be in the early archives.

Hope that helps.

Edit: Typos.

 

[DecimatedFerret]

It'd amazing if this stupid shit got Metokur to make videos again. I know but I miss big boss Jimbo.
Either way, Im looking forward to tomorrow's stream.

 

[Table Country]

But thats the problem right there, you're still going to continue to watch somebody who knowingly platformed a pedo and still haven't disavowed him, acting like an apology will make up for what's occurred. You are still defending Nick and still by extension defending Nick's choice to knowingly bring on a pedo.

You just admitted that Nick was explicitly told about Zoom, his moderators said the same. So you agree Nick knew, and he still did it. So you agree Nick knowingly platformed a pedo and allowed him to spread his message?

Now I know the bare minimum about what the fuck is going on, but I do have an autistic rule of thumb, which is that appeals to emotion are only ever made by manipulators and retards. This goes doubly so for people who cry "pedo!" or "pedo supporter!" on the shakiest evidence (Sargon, Zoom himself, etc.). There is enough reasonable doubt to suggest that Nick knew Zoom to be a raging retard without knowing or at least without believing that he has a secret kiddie folder.
For Christ's sake, people have platformed Amos Yee before (mostly dipshits, admittedly) and there's enough Poe's Law surrounding him to suggest that he might be for real, but nobody bats an eye at that shit, I doubt you would.

Zoom claims to be a pedo and set up those leaks to make himself look bad for some autistic reason. Regardless of if he's one or not, he still claims to be one which is just as bad.

That is some serious 5D chess shit.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

So what I got is a bunch of morons making asses of themselves because some dude kept trying to egg them or whatever?

 

[2021Murder]

I can't wait for Dick to turn on Null once Null leaves NP2, and Dick to use "you thought i was serious lol i was only pretending which means you're exceptional" if Null brings up any of the points he gave in defense of NP2 being legit.

Why would you trust a Zoom fanboy with any of your info? Dick also always uses the "I'm just pretending to be exceptional" excuse all the time anyway. Which adds more reason to not trust him with a goddamn thing.

Also i guarantee you there is no way Jim is going to do anything besides Dickguarding on the off-chance he even shows up to debate PPP.

the Jim of 2020 isn't the Jim of 2018, not by a long shot, even he admits it. he's going to be pro-flagging the same way he's become pro-ebegging

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

I too think Weeb Wars was cringe, Nick Rekieta siphoned money from autistic anime shut ins and that Ty Beard oversold and underdelivered. I also think Vic Nignogna probably didn't have as many accusations and rumours about his actions without having actually done something.

But this is all pretty irrelevant to this thread.

Don't @ me over it.

Dude, Vic could grab pussy like a wine aunt. There's no way he struggled with getting his eick wet enough to be sued.

 

[instythot]

Now I just want Augustus Saint Cloud partaking in internet bloodsports.

This whole thing has been a mess that I've been barely keeping up with. But personally, I feel like this is the fate of all "shock jock" style personalities. It happened to Howard Stern, OandA, Gavin McCinness, a lot of edgier aggressive comedians, I don't count Maddox because he flip flopped ideologies entirely, like Ian Miles Cheongus. Honestly though PPP seems to have gone in reverse, I had no idea that this was the guy a couple years ago that was showing his asshole on youtube demanding to speak to Jim and Ralph.

Lol, why is it that Gavin, all drunk and sweaty and coked up, can figure out that Coppercab shouldn't be taken seriously after their second exchange and Dick lets PPP get under his skin like this?

 

[Table Country]

Lol, why is it that Gavin, all drunk and sweaty and coked up, can figure out that Coppercab shouldn't be taken seriously after their second exchange and Dick lets PPP get under his skin like this?

Okay I've read the OP but I think I must've missed something because I'm missing a key factor in all this 'tism.

Who THE FUCK is PPP?

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0hb7hW6eMs Ralph is live on the Full-Blast Forever after show!

https://discord.com/invite/fbpuBC to call in.

 

[Beavis]

I can't wait for Dick to turn on Null once Null leaves NP2, and Dick to use "you thought i was serious lol i was only pretending which means you're exceptional" if Null brings up any of the points he gave in defense of NP2 being legit.

Why would you trust a Zoom fanboy with any of your info? Dick also always uses the "I'm just pretending to be exceptional" excuse all the time anyway. Which adds more reason to not trust him with a goddamn thing.

Also i guarantee you there is no way Jim is going to do anything besides Dickguarding on the off-chance he even shows up to debate PPP.

the Jim of 2020 isn't the Jim of 2018, not by a long shot, even he admits it. he's going to be pro-flagging the same way he's become pro-ebegging

Why would null leave NP2? It would make his life a lot more difficult.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

This is all so gay.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Also more proof that Ethan does nothing else but lurk the Farms. How do you not hate yourself Ethan?
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1258980964707033088?s=20

 

[A shitty ass clover]

So are these people still all for free speech still? If you do something embarassing online, and if its something as relatively harmless as this, let it runs its course. Laugh it off and move on.

Just you wait until we find out how Bryan tries to insert himself in this tomorrow

He's trying, really hard.

 

[Crystal Golem]

Now I just want Augustus Saint Cloud partaking in internet bloodsports.

He has the smug chuckle for it.

I can't wait for Dick to turn on Null once Null leaves NP2, and Dick to use "you thought i was serious lol i was only pretending which means you're exceptional" if Null brings up any of the points he gave in defense of NP2 being legit.

Why would you trust a Zoom fanboy with any of your info? Dick also always uses the "I'm just pretending to be exceptional" excuse all the time anyway. Which adds more reason to not trust him with a goddamn thing.

Also i guarantee you there is no way Jim is going to do anything besides Dickguarding on the off-chance he even shows up to debate PPP.

the Jim of 2020 isn't the Jim of 2018, not by a long shot, even he admits it. he's going to be pro-flagging the same way he's become pro-ebegging

Well He did say flagging of any kind is gay but yes I imagine he's going to show up and act surprised there's no evidence even though the boulderstream came off nothing but an admittedly solid hunch as well.

I am surprised that Jim got involved with this not because its below him but cause I imagine he's having too much fun doing his own thing right now. Of course then again his moods do seem do change quickly. Who knows.

 

[a_lurker]

ok, I made it through the first 25 pages, I can't do it anymore, jumping to the end, reading that and submitting this. This is the gayest shitheap of gay shit in the history of homosexual butt drippings.

It's really frustrating listening to this and knowing that Godwinson/PPP are choosing to be willfully ignorant at best and intentionally deceitful at worst.

It seems like fame/money thirst.

Ha! I wouldn't read something that long even if it was the last thing my gf sent me before she hanged herself. Holy hell sister, formatting.

dick being a programmer and all, he really needs to teach that bitch the importance of whitespace and and how it can greatly impact readability.

That shit looks like it got ran through sed to trim every newline and double space so it could be crammed into a NES rom.

...and concern trolling or not, I actually agree with the sentiment. What kind of person mails their alcoholic friend bottles of booze? Who does that?

Hospitals keep cheap beer on hand for alcoholics to keep them from dying from withdrawal. You seem to forget the context. Telling him hes a fat bastard who needs to quit drinking isn't gonna make him stop, that takes willpower and reflection and a willingness to not be a bleached turd propped up between a microphone and gators moist man bewbs. It was a gift of pity.

If Dick Masterson tried to extort me I would personally become his ruination.



If you want to believe he's doing so it's up to you. If you think Corey Barnhill (pedosadist, liar) has dirt on him it's up to you. I don't have the energy to argue hypotheticals and fanfiction. I am secure in the situation I find myself in and I know I have lungs that carry. No one can get me to do what they want.

I don't think Dick has the sack to try to extort someone.

Zoom comes off as Cartman, but gayer. A semi dangerous retard.

imo the left is more vulnerable to dumb social theory but the right is WAY more susceptible to conspiracy theory. people itt genuinely think a fucking 1099 form is a nefarious plot because a youtube man said it loudly.

friendly reminder, if you're a US citizen and do any crypto trading and don't wanna get your pooper pilfered by the IRS, you gotta file a 1099 on that shit.

Don't be unfair. Whatever Null's opinion may be, if NP2 fails, he has nowhere else to go. This is literally the end of the line for Josh, unless some new payment processor falls out of the sky, and is libertarian to the extreme. It's in his personal interest to keep that site afloat.

yeah, cryptocurrency isn't a thing. Technically not a complete newfag, but you do have that new smell.

This nothing burger is very filling

It tastes stale, and chewing through it is getting tiresome




In regards to the texts, they seem a bit overdone and laid on thick, but the real question is: did it work? if it looks stupid and works, it ain't stupid.
She fell for some flowery worded bullshit and some greasy chicken. Dick did what dick does. Nothing new. If it didn't work, Dick looks thirsty.

I don't really believe the whole "dick is ultra chad that owns women", I'm about 90% sure thats an act to get a few laughs as part of a character.

This is my second time around on this circle. I was tired of the first one before it was even over.
Autistic wegroes chasing e-fame and the title of baste IBS Kang.

I almost think there is some gay collusion, but not to protect dick. To manufacture this drama, get everyone some views, bring some newfags into the fold. Get some new drama going, get the views up initially and the hate watchers looking for gotchas after the fact.
Motherfuckers spending probably hours with the gunt gurgling in your fucking ear and watching nicks stream going through shit with a fine tooth comb to find any bit of "evidence" of a conspiracy. Godwinson and Peepee getting the spotlight and some new sychophants who dislike dick or the others.

-edit-

Yes we know @Kraut said he made some or all of these. So?

They're great. Nice stuff man. Also really enjoyed the Dark Knight joker angle you took with your groin injury stories a few years ago.

I had included a bit about kraut in this, but removed it because it sounded autistic.
lemme just ctrl z till i find it...

"I have no basis or proof of anything, just a feely feel, but I won't be surprised if kraut pops up again as a surprise cameo this season."

 

[instythot]

There is enough reasonable doubt to suggest that Nick knew Zoom to be a raging exceptional individual without knowing or at least without believing that he has a secret kiddie folder.

Yeah... but the the stuff Nick did already know about Zoom and their several direct interactions prior to last night should have led him to the "Fuck no, Dax. You're not bringing Zoom on my stream" conclusion. That decision was among the worst, if not the worst in this whole trashfire. We can give him the benefit of the doubt on knowing the pedo stuff, but certainly not on knowing way more than enough to stay away from Corey Barnhill

Okay I've read the OP but I think I must've missed something because I'm missing a key factor in all this 'tism.

Who THE FUCK is PPP?

He's a literal nobody. He is beneath Ethan Ralph's notice. He does videos wrestling, movies, Jesus, and what a failure Gator is and is among the most effective detractors of the Killstream, who cannot figure out that they don't have to pay attention to what a man who gets perhaps 200 views a video says about their Gunt and Master

That he accidentally spun this blood feud into Dick Masterson losing his mind and hijacking a high profile stream with a conspiracy theory about having to give a payment processor your identification is fucking hilarious. I know the Rackets people are kinda touchy about what happened, but god bless that fat f-slur

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Ralph thinks that Jim will BTFO PPP. Ethan is overreaching here.

 

[Freedom Fries]

Also more proof that Ethan does nothing else but lurk the Farms. How do you not hate yourself Ethan?
https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1258980964707033088?s=20
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Yes we know @Kraut said he made some or all of these. So?

They're great. Nice stuff man. Also really enjoyed the Dark Knight joker angle you took with your groin injury stories a few years ago.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

I'm so not surprised Bryan tried to go at Null over this, lmao