Trashfire The Dick Masterson Simp Conspiracy - Dick Masterson & Co cover up of his "Simping"

[Gold Star Commissar]

I'm starting to think maybe this "Ethan Ralph" guy doesn't actually believe in anything and is maybe just in it for the grift.

Booze and pills don’t buy themselves.

 

[instythot]

If you have never watched Dame's videos about TYT, then you won't understand his real appeal.

Really, he doesn't need the Killstream at all. He just needs Cenk to not die

 

[GameDevAnon]

Holy SHIT. This Rand vs Bibble fight is unreal. I had no idea that it was this intense.

 

[instythot]

Holy SHIT. This Rand vs Bibble fight is unreal. I had no idea that it was this intense.

Did you get to the "Rand, that's woman shit" part yet?

And Bibble tried to sell it as a work later. It's not a work unless both of them are in on it, and there is no way Rand was

 

[Ol' Slag]

So anyone planning on buying this totally cool shirt or nah?
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1259893911834812417/photo/1

Holy shit, you could cut steel with this teenage angst bullshit.

 

[GameDevAnon]

Did you get to the "Rand, that's woman shit" part yet?

And Bibble tried to sell it as a work later. It's not a work unless both of them are in on it, and there is no way Rand was

Yep.
This was not a work. Rand screams "N.igger" at him.

 

[Toast Sandwich]

What an insult, they just come off a show where they shilled for Israel and they kicked off Randbot for being too nazi repeatedly, but they'll just shamelessly use White Nationalism as a moniker to sell T-Shirts while not even allowing the idea to be properly discussed on the show with anybody isn't a total milquetoast mainstream loser like Mark Collette or Sargon. I don't know why you'd want to associate yourself with the KKK if you want to cleanup the show?
Why would you endorse the idea in your merch, aka what your fanbase buys, if you don't want to properly talk about it on your show? He'll just say it's a joke but it's just hiding the fact Ralph is simple incapable of holding and maintaining interesting discussions anymore.

There's exactly one person who should be wearing a shirt emblazoned with the phrase "Killstream Kleanup Krew", and that person is Shannon Gaines. Clean it up!

 

[2021Murder]

Ralph really needs to let go of the KKK shit. This is the second shirt like this.

it actively fucks their brand up too. i know he's making money off of idiotic alt-righters, but who the fuck is going to wear this anywhere?

At least MM's merch is usually pretty awesome and you would have to be pretty into this political sphere to know any of it is fash,

Also Who The Fuck buys this overpriced crap anyway? its been almost a decade since the huge t-shirt boom, haven't we all gotten enough bullshit clothes?

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Anyone who wears that shirt in public deserves the IRL beating they get from angry libtards.

 

[Mapo Tofu 2]

it actively fucks their brand up too. i know he's making money off of idiotic alt-righters, but who the fuck is going to wear this anywhere?

You answered your own question in the same sentence with "Idiotic alt-righters"

 

[instythot]

Anyone who wears that shirt in public deserves the IRL beating they get from angry libtards.

People don't hit you over t-shirts unless they say TRUMP 2020 on them. At worst, you'll get a dirty look or a snide comment from your barista

 

[GearProject20]

Ralph needs Dame, Jim, Masterson, and Rekieta far more than they need him. Why any of them are still defending his behavior at this point is beyond me

 

[New to the autism]

https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1260039496583675906

Twitter is gay and i can't keep an account but I'd love whoever responds

"Well at least 80s girl would finally get the children she so desperately craves but you are to much of a manchild to give her."

 

[Kulee Baba]

Holy shit, you could cut steel with this teenage angst bullshit.

There is absolutely nothing worse than a comedian (an internet comedian to boot) to give themselves a tough guy persona. Unless you actually studied martial arts like roided gorilla Joe Rogan please don't pretend you're tough because you got a big mouth.

So anyone planning on buying this totally cool shirt or nah?
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https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1259893911834812417/photo/1

Killstream Kleanup Krew? Literal middle school tier humor, we used to joke that we were forming the Kool Kids Klub. If a sperg is dumb enough to wear that outside they might very well get knocked the fuck out by some brothas. And I really wouldn't blame the basketball Americans who the fuck knows the Killstream beyond a thousand or so nerds who love internet soap operas?

 

[Bruno]

You answered your own question in the same sentence with "Idiotic alt-righters"

Merch-buyers, whether they be leftists, rightoids, whatever, are the lowest form of life. No spoilers because everyone needs to see this

 

[Gold Star Commissar]

https://twitter.com/LABasedComedian/status/1260039496583675906

Twitter is gay and i can't keep an account but I'd love whoever responds

"Well at least 80s girl would finally get the children she so desperately craves but you are to much of a manchild to give her."

Done.

 

[New to the autism]

Merch-buyers, whether they be leftists, rightoids, whatever, are the lowest form of life. No spoilers because everyone needs to see this
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Americans really are le 56% meme ngl.

Done.

I love you thank you kamerad

 

[Toast Sandwich]

Merch-buyers, whether they be leftists, rightoids, whatever, are the lowest form of life. No spoilers because everyone needs to see this
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Is this Dick's extended family? What's going on here.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

Holy SHIT. This Rand vs Bibble fight is unreal. I had no idea that it was this intense.

So I've seen this one, is there more to it than this?

 

[Simply Outplayed-HD]

Does anyone have a source on Rand being medically discharged due to having an ammo box fall on his head during basic training?