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Asterios' podcast is just his girlfriend starting to be funny andd Asterios shutting her down for fear of being offensive, again and again.
Maddox took his balls.
Maddox took his balls.
Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.
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Reproducing is problematic, but on the other hand, not impregnating your autistic gf might be discriminatory! What's a cuck to do?
big ups liquid richard
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I don't think he's going to do better, he's already dating out of his league. He should definitely lock that down.
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I'm pretty sure that's the bit though. She acts edgy and he exaggerates being offended by it. I can see not finding it funny, but it's weird to me that I see so many posts like this of people missing the point entirely.
In other news, dax is still so not mad about Jamie that he's reposting all her tweets and sperging at the people she talks to
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To their credit, Asterios and Srirancha are my premier source for proto-lolcow Nathen Mazri content.
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Even if pretending to be a wet blanket was funny, it would be tiresome to repeat that bit again and again.
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Madcucks is smart to retire, you either retire funny, or you sperg long enough to call yourself homecoming king.
I think the show has stagnated, and he has surrounded himself with sycophants lapping up everything he says as if it were gold, the last three shows were boring even with the drama. I'd imagine the live shows attract the worst types of diehards desiring to bask in his glory.
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I don't know what it is, but guys like Mersh and Andrew Tate make me cringe. I'm paraphrasing here:
"I have a bunch of super cars."
"What's you're favourite one?"
"Oh you know, they're all pretty good."
"Man living with strippers sure is crazy."
"Any particularly crazy stories."
hmmm and haaas for five minutes before saying they're loud.
Do people really buy this shit?
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I thought Andrew Tate was funny. I think Dick is funny. That doesn't mean they're not a losers. All the supercars in the world aren't worth being unloved and unneeded. Guys like him and Dick pretend to understand that, because they like it when Bojack flips the switch from zany to maudlin. Their life choices prove they really don't understand.
But who gives a shit about Dax Herrera? All I care about is Dick Masterson keeping me amused while I drive. He's been mpre hit-or-miss on that this year than he used to be.
I had to look up what is a Mersh. That guy was boring. Why does WATP Karl like ROTC so much?
There's a new WATP bonus episode with Dick and Sean as guests this week. I really hope I hear nothing about simps or prom kings or Sallie Mae Dances. Karl has been pretty good about not letting his personal life seep into and ruin his show. Be like RLM, Karl! I have no idea what's going on with those dudes. They just do their fucking jobs and dance for my amusement.
But who gives a shit about Dax Herrera? All I care about is Dick Masterson keeping me amused while I drive. He's been mpre hit-or-miss on that this year than he used to be.
I had to look up what is a Mersh. That guy was boring. Why does WATP Karl like ROTC so much?
There's a new WATP bonus episode with Dick and Sean as guests this week. I really hope I hear nothing about simps or prom kings or Sallie Mae Dances. Karl has been pretty good about not letting his personal life seep into and ruin his show. Be like RLM, Karl! I have no idea what's going on with those dudes. They just do their fucking jobs and dance for my amusement.
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FUCK N-SLURS
FUCK JOOSH
AND FUCK YOU JANNIES
FUCK JOOSH
AND FUCK YOU JANNIES
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Everyone on Twitter is a fucking idiot and I hate them. I don't mean there aren't people with Twitter accounts who, off of Twitter, are perfectly fine.
I mean that Twitter itself is absolutely fucking awful and literally anyone on Twitter is, at the very least, an absolute idiot at that moment. It dumbs everything down beyond belief and it's impossible to act like a normal human being there, or even a reasonably amiable, collegial weirdo. Honestly it may be the worst invention since, I dunno, Autotune or something.
What an utter cunt. Calling Louis CK a predator is like calling a duck a predator because it bit you while you were feeding it. It's hard to imagine anyone more pathetic and harmless. What's funny is his own humor is like a watered down version of Louis CK when he's on.
big ups liquid richard
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What does Louis CK and Dick Masterson have in common?
They're both mexican jèws.
They're both mexican jèws.
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So, Dick is America’s worst Mexican AND Jew?
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Dax had a pretty good run. He survived the IBS BS and he's fairly likeable. He gathered quite a group of bros and I think he just got a little too comfortable. And he makes a lot of dough. This is the perfect scenario for a new generation of master trolls to snipe the ever-loving sperg out of him. He took the bait and his friends got caught trying to lessen the impact. It's just part of the cycle for a success story that got a little too successful. I feel like this is less about the fall of Masterson than it is the rise of PPP. Relax Janny-Chan, I'm sure the money will keep coming in.
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I don't dislike him at all. I facepalmed at the sheer stupidity of inviting PPP on and then Zoom, both largely at Dick's instigation. And frankly, the most repellent thing about the whole affair from Dick's side was still sucking off Zoom after getting publicly reamed by him. That's cuck shit. That's having no self-respect.
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Yeah, I think I got you. To me he just got caught completely off balance and was desperately trying to avoid a faceplant on the ice and grabbing onto anything, even if it was Zoom's walrus tusk, but he only made it worse. It's not the worst thing in the world, but if he keeps it up this might be it for awhile. He just needs to learn to appreciate the back-to-basics sperglord technique of PPP.
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I can't believe Dax Hererra is fucking dead
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That's like grabbing onto a rattlesnake because you're being stung by a scorpion. It's just such an embarrassing misstep. It's one thing not to see that in the moment but to still be sucking the dude's dick later? Wtf.
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Just a heads up the moderators on /r/thedickshow have been cleaning it up for a quite a while, I think that this is probably the main reason why Dick has been able to financially get away with acting like dumb cunt on twitter.
If the free speech activist had a free speech community then I'm sure that he'd be called out on his shit and be forced to actually reflect on his faggotry.
If the free speech activist had a free speech community then I'm sure that he'd be called out on his shit and be forced to actually reflect on his faggotry.