Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[WinchesterPremium]

Okay, so full disclosure I have not WATCHED the Hellraiser series, but I'm just going to take a wild guess here based on my general understanding of the character...
Dude is supposed to be some sort of deepest level of hell, beyond mortal comprehension, Lovecraftian sort of entity of suffering, right? Now I uh, don't exactly get being turned on by 'you're such a baby' anyways, but dear christ that was like reading naughty fanfiction and some smooth, silvertongued, shakespearian-vocabulary character suddenly dropping a 'fuck her right in the pussy'. That doesn't match at all. That shit didn't sound like anything to do with this character, I would assume he's well-spoken and this sounded like an awkward roleplay with your first boyfriend in highschool. Plus, he's a demon with unspeakable powers and his idea of 'torment' is suddenly ooooh, spankies? This person had zero imagination and no consideration for the character and it showed. You could substitute like, Michael Scott from The Office every time it says Pinhead and it would make about as much sense.

I want to say 'Stapphy you're a wierd degenerate sex pest' but honestly, for once, this wasn't degenerate enough. If you're gonna be a monsterfucker than at least commit.

Just to clarify that was a reblog - she didn't write it, she just liked the fanfiction enough to share with everyone else.

Spoiler: F-Slur

 

[BoobWhiskers]

Just to clarify that was a reblog - she didn't write it, she just liked the fanfiction enough to share with everyone else.

Oh yeah, I'm aware, just utterly distressed by her idea of quality fanfiction. Should have realized after her repeeated rants about creaming herself at the idea of a pointy lightsaber showed up the hoohah, but the fact that I read her thread just shows I'm susceptible to not learning from my mistakes, haha.

 

[Cogsworth 2: Overclock]

Spoiler: F-Slur

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Stephanie you know good and goddamn well that faggot is a slur against gay men, the literal definition is "a male homosexual". The fact that occasionally someone uses it on a girl does not change the fact that faggot is a derogatory term for a gay man, and you know this. You're stupid but this is the willful kind of stupid.

 

[Meowthkip]

I didn't bother reading the thirst post but I have read the book and seen the (good) movies.
It starts out with Frank solving the puzzle because he's so horny, people bore him. He's expecting the cenobites to bring him to some eternal orgy, but instead he is faced with unimaginable torment because all of his nerve endings are suddenly unimaginably sensitive and then he is pretty much ripped apart.

Anyone who flicks it to Pinhead and thinks that he would actually give them any sort of pleasure has never seen the movie, point blank. Unless Staph gets off to being drawn and quartered.

Pinhead and the Cenobite crew are all so explicitly sadomasochistic that the idea of any of them wishing to snuggle is actually creepier than how they actually are, somehow.

 

[Azafran90]

Speaking of consequences:

Spoiler: SAPHY KILLS A MAN IN COLD BLOOD

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Spoiler: Everyone I dated had small birbs, so I'm totally gay

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Spoiler: Reblog, but Ironic

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Spoiler: Totally legit alt kid

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Spoiler: Did someone call her wanting to sex pinhead?(Reblog)

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Spoiler: I'm Cute But Psycho, but that is problematic

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Spoiler: Staph suggests the president should be assassinated

Now you might be on a real watch list lol

There's no emoji that describes how I feel!

Spoiler: Depressing fangirl rant

First off with the "daddy" thing, You know he conceived a daugther with his daugther, right? He's not even real and You managed to be creepy.
Secondly, what is this cutesy boyfriend stuff with the leader of the entities that punish degenerates? He'd probably ignore you in favor of someone with an actual personality because he only mingles with top cenobites and whatever the hell where those demon bureocrats from the 10° movie.
Also he's dating female cenobite.

Steph can't even take harsh looks from strangers and now she wants to bone a guy who shows affection by stabing your neck with a needle.

What ever happened to her demon girfliend anyway? Was she sent to the dark realm like her demon children?

 

[NoFeline]

What ever happened to her demon girfliend anyway? Was she sent to the dark realm like her demon children?

Forgotten immediately because it was just made up on a whim to prove what a super kweer lesbo she is.

My headcanon is that she's chilling in hell with MJ who is still stuck in time out for making Staph look bad.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[Aguas Locas]

Spoiler: THE TRUTH will set you free

It was.

I don't want to get hyped over the art saga. Enough unfulfilled sagas has passed in this thread to know better.

Suddenly memory holed the drunk dude that saw her as a 4/10 online and was to close to ever having anything near sex. He didn't take the shot for nothing

If Andras is smart, he'll be a free man for many years just to piss her antifa fwends and their black pets.

Steph, stop being a faggot.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

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>Kidnap rolling

She's really on her edgy pills lately.

I love how she tries to make her insults on JKR about her. "I'D MAKE HER FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MY TOTALLY REAL DYSPHORIA! AND MY SKIN PICKINGS! AND I'D DO IT WITH MAGIC BECAUSE I'M A WITCH!". Its almost surprising she didn't mention her other "abuse" and "conditions" to go with it. "I'd make JKR have all the GURDS and EMOTIONAL ABUSE I've had to deal with. That will teach her for not being supportive of me."

 

[Meowthkip]

>Kidnap rolling

She's really on her edgy pills lately.

I love how she tries to make her insults on JKR about her. "I'D MAKE HER FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MY TOTALLY REAL DYSPHORIA! AND MY SKIN PICKINGS! AND I'D DO IT WITH MAGIC BECAUSE I'M A WITCH!". Its almost surprising she didn't mention her other "abuse" and "conditions" to go with it. "I'd make JKR have all the GURDS and EMOTIONAL ABUSE I've had to deal with. That will teach her for not being supportive of me."

I don't understand why people keep paying attention to what JK Rowling has to say about anything. She wrote children's books about wizards and shit. Really good books about wizards and shit, with a very intricate world built around them, but I'm not going to go to a children's book author for her insight on gender politics. Nor should anybody else.

Do you think Steph is extra offended because she is a TRUE and HONEST witch?

 

[La fille]

She's not just capable of sexual attraction, she's incapable of platonic interaction.

::tinfoil::I also feel like she has a little delusion stemming back from her attraction to clay Aiken or MJ and thinking that she was either the perfect girl for em and that her crushes for them could get there attention or whatever. she clearly wasn't the best looking in high school and hell the popular kids might've bullied her a bit for being a weirdo so she developed these weird fucking interpersonal relationships in her head that were so intense that she could never be satisfied with an actual human relationship, because it wasn't MJ or clay Aiken or fucking Dahmer. she needs to control everything about it, there personalities , mannerisms, how they please her eat. ghost boyfriends act exactly how she wants them, because they dont exist.::tinfoil::

you can't really do that with another adult because most people dont like being treated like dogshit and have there own needs that's need to be met.

Spoiler: clay aiken

clay Aiken sounds more like a shitty name for one of the replacement guys for b4-4

 

[Meowthkip]

clay Aiken sounds more like a shitty name for one of the replacement guys for b4-4

Clay Aiken was the winner of one of the earlier seasons of American Idol, which was one of the most normie of normie television shows ever made.

I just find it funny that this SUPER GOFFICK PUNK PAGAN WITCH still has a crush on a gay dude who won American Goddamned Idol.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

>Kidnap rolling

She's really on her edgy pills lately.

I love how she tries to make her insults on JKR about her. "I'D MAKE HER FEEL EVERY SECOND OF MY TOTALLY REAL DYSPHORIA! AND MY SKIN PICKINGS! AND I'D DO IT WITH MAGIC BECAUSE I'M A WITCH!". Its almost surprising she didn't mention her other "abuse" and "conditions" to go with it. "I'd make JKR have all the GURDS and EMOTIONAL ABUSE I've had to deal with. That will teach her for not being supportive of me."

Staph infection is being extra stupid here, because JKR didn't say anything about endometriosis or intersex conditions or anything else TRAs and their dickriders like to use as their dumb fucking gotchas.

JKR is against specifically the rabid troons who make women's lives hard.

I don't understand why people keep paying attention to what JK Rowling has to say about anything. She wrote children's books about wizards and shit. Really good books about wizards and shit, with a very intricate world built around them, but I'm not going to go to a children's book author for her insight on gender politics. Nor should anybody else.

I don't understand the weird obsession with any celebrities' opinions outside of their fields in general. Leonardo di Caprio is very passionate about dark green topics in general, yet he uses a private jet to travel practically anywhere. George Clooney is a typical open borders liberal, who fled and abandoned his Lake Como mansion after the Italian gov't set up a migrant camp nearby. They are proven dumbasses and hypocrites.

 

[La fille]

I just find it funny that this SUPER GOFFICK PUNK PAGAN WITCH still has a crush on a gay dude who won American Goddamned Idol.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I don't understand why people keep paying attention to what JK Rowling has to say about anything. She wrote children's books about wizards and shit. Really good books about wizards and shit, with a very intricate world built around them, but I'm not going to go to a children's book author for her insight on gender politics. Nor should anybody else.

Do you think Steph is extra offended because she is a TRUE and HONEST witch?

I think its just that they hate anyone with differing opinions, and most famous people tend to either be unoffensivly liberal our out of the Tumblrsphere. Staph says she hates "Nazis", hates Cops, hates Trump and his supporters, TERFs, Biden Supports, but barring Trump they're all faceless. She and those like her essentially hate the concept of a "Trump Supporter/Terf/etc" instead of hating every individual. Once they're presented with an individual they either have to make excuses as to why those people don't fit the concept they hate (Staph seeing her Trump-supporting family and being basically cool with them, less wholesomelly every excuse she makes for her ghost husbandos) or put all their hate for the concept on to that person. JKR got into the Tumblrsphere extra hard with the gay Dumbladore stuff, so everyone in Tumblr communities knew her. Once she got put into the "TERF" category they decided to put all their TERF hatred to her face, since none of them know her personally and have essentially consumed her work to the bud and had no reason to make excuses for her. There really isn't any other big name "TERF", she she acts as the Donald Trump of TERFS taking in all the Tumblr hatred.

 

[Cogsworth 2: Overclock]

Clay Aiken was the winner of one of the earlier seasons of American Idol, which was one of the most normie of normie television shows ever made.

I just find it funny that this SUPER GOFFICK PUNK PAGAN WITCH still has a crush on a gay dude who won American Goddamned Idol.

You know, I'm starting to think she specifically chose to claim she fucks ghosts, over every other possible avenue, because if the celebrities she claims to fuck are ghosts then no one can really (to her mind) prove her a liar. If she claimed to have fucked a living celebrity people could show the world concrete evidence that she didn't. You can't really put up concrete evidence against fucking a ghost. This is basically the same as those women who claim to have an illicit and torrid affair with celebrities, but less risk of having their delusions shattered because you can't prove ghosts aren't real.

 

[DatBepisTho]

You know, I'm starting to think she specifically chose to claim she fucks ghosts, over every other possible avenue, because if the celebrities she claims to fuck are ghosts then no one can really (to her mind) prove her a liar. If she claimed to have fucked a living celebrity people could show the world concrete evidence that she didn't. You can't really put up concrete evidence against fucking a ghost. This is basically the same as those women who claim to have an illicit and torrid affair with celebrities, but less risk of having their delusions shattered because you can't prove ghosts aren't real.

I doubt her having that sort of foresight. She regularly makes claims that can be proven false with the most halfassed of effort. For example,though it's late to the shaking hands train, her claims that her art is cringe because of reasons beyond her control aka muh disabilities. It's bullshit, she just doesnt put effort into it and the evidence is everything else she's never put effort into.

Come talk to us about cringe art being ableist when your fine motor skill issues require a fucking gamma knife to the brain's connections to be rid of said issues, Staph.

 

[Blonde Bomb]

You know, I'm starting to think she specifically chose to claim she fucks ghosts, over every other possible avenue, because if the celebrities she claims to fuck are ghosts then no one can really (to her mind) prove her a liar. If she claimed to have fucked a living celebrity people could show the world concrete evidence that she didn't. You can't really put up concrete evidence against fucking a ghost. This is basically the same as those women who claim to have an illicit and torrid affair with celebrities, but less risk of having their delusions shattered because you can't prove ghosts aren't real.

Ghost has cannot reject you or tell you have much you suck at sex.

 

[Hamplanet Fitness]

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

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Getting pissy about an elderly dying relative misgendering her is such a bad look