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What is the Wogglebug's sexual orientation?


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This. Did you not notice how he said “I unfortunately will not be able to do this.” “I just no longer have the creative willpower to continue” “I just cannot bring myself to continue to work [...] any longer” “I have done everything I am able to”? He doesn’t have the “willpower” meaning that he’s not willing to help you any longer. He’s adding the positive words to soften the blow.

This is the same retard who thinks that zoloft was making her rot her teeth and not pounding cola after cola like an alcoholic that goes through bottle after bottle of whiskey. The only way to make it get it through her thick skull is to say it in retardese that is easy to understand.

ex: 'Your project bad. Me no longer work on project. Me now gonna get better opportunity that doesn't revolve around an obscure unlikable retarded bug from Oz. Enjoy dry humping your wogglebug body pillow.'
 
gruff voiced, quad uzi/submachine gun-wielding, cigar chomping, one-liner quipping, coke snorting, scotch drinking, motorcycle riding anti-hero wogglebug with his final form being a 50 foot tall fire breathing version of himself.

You know, this is my type of character man, I would actually buy her shit if she was into it.

Okay. Here is a screenshot of the email he sent me that contains that sentence. It also reveals he is sadly no longer working with me anymore due to his no longer having the "creative willpower" to go on as he put it.

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I wonder WHY he doesn't have the 'creative willpower' to work on your project anymore...
 
I'm not an idiot and I don't believe in Jesus which is why I'm not an idiot.
Most Christians are smart enough to know better than to pay thousands to a Nigerian scammer, and who knows how much more for a stupid vanity project that no one but you will ever care about. So not only are you an idiot you're a cunt about it.
Okay. Here is a screenshot of the email he sent me that contains that sentence. It also reveals he is sadly no longer working with me anymore due to his no longer having the "creative willpower" to go on as he put it.

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This guy gets fucked in the ass for money, but he can't stand to work with you anymore, you should probably think about that. Sure he was nice about it, but it's still the equivalent of "fuck off." Seems like you get that reaction a lot from people working on your bedbug fantasy fulfillment.
 
Holy shit Cynthia. Anyone that isn't severely autistic could tell he was trying to let you down easy and be polite so you'd still leave him a good review. I see you haven't yet left him a review. Don't be an ass now that we've pointed it out to you.

Also, good job blurring out his email address.
 
Holy shit Cynthia. Anyone that isn't severely autistic could tell he was trying to let you down easy and be polite so you'd still leave him a good review. I see you haven't yet left him a review. Don't be an ass now that we've pointed it out to you.

Also, good job blurring out his email address.

The only reason why I've never left him a review is because I never actually hired him through Fiverr and I paid him through PayPal because he requested I do it that way.
 
I paid him $100.
I made you some wogglebug fan art!
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Okay, so he's the liar. He's basically saying he can't salvage your shit anymore.

Yep, sorry Cynthia, but that type of e-mail is known as 'Letting you down nicely'. He has no fucking interest or desire to deal with your wogglebug obsession project, but at the same time dosen't want to hurt your feelings. He dosen't have the luxury of blunt honesty that someone not invested (like us Kiwis) in the project are able to give you. He will never say it's shit when disengaging from a project, because his meal ticket is this kind of work and you could spike it with some angry feedback.

Kind words cost nothing, as they say, so he has nothing to lose and everything to gain by giving it high praise and "proud to see my name beside yours on screen" because as a professional in the industry, he knows perfectly well it will NEVER get to the screen.

Those were some very nice lies, but at the same time it would have been better for you had he been honest about what he really felt. Because of all that praise, you feel validated that your work has value and are determined to go on with it. So in his white lies, the man is an asshole and did you a major disservice.

*edit* crap, everyone's already said it. Aaaand.......did I read that right??? You paid this grifter $100?? :story:
 
In this particular instance I had the money saved in my Paypal account from it being loaned to me by my best friend.
Loan means pay back. I take it your "best friend" won't see that money ever again.

I could literally name 100 ways to spend $100 over your "passion project."
 
In this particular instance I had the money saved in my Paypal account from it being loaned to me by my best friend.
What's the total amount of (other people's) money you have spent on, or related to, Wogglebug?

Also, I'm really interested to see the complete email chain between you and Mr de Witt. If it's to complicated for you to do that many screenshots, you're welcome to forward them to me.
Could you kill a Wogglebug by spraying it with Raid or is it really resilient against poison? Would you need to use DDT?
Does Raid make napalm?
 
What's the total amount of (other people's) money you have spent on, or related to, Wogglebug?

I have no idea to be honest.

Also, I'm really interested to see the complete email chain between you and Mr de Witt. If it's to complicated for you to do that many screenshots, you're welcome to forward them to me.

Im afraid I really can't do that either way. Me and him actually had the majority of our conversations via Skype. And we discussed my project and goals for it in them just like I do with any other of my friends. Which is precisely why I just do not believe most of what @The Un-Clit and others have said about his leaving the project.
 
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