DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[TheGoutburglar]

To be fair, it's easy for Phil to not make a connection there because back in the day, he obviously wasn't chatting up a 17 year-old thinking about how good it would feel to get laid. He was thinking about how good it would feel to flex on his fans and detractors that he had a girlfriend.

You may be right on with what Khet could have to say one day, though. In fact, I would be surprised if interviewing her didn't turn up way juicier things than Leanna's comments did.

 

[Satoi]

"But, yet ahner, I never even leave the house."

Case dismissed.

This makes me wonder about the next thing DSP will reveal to have been a lie all along, either because he has to or because he's an idiot. I think the most recent example of what I mean is when he had to admit his "house" was actually a khando during the 341.

 

[TurboSwine]

Even if he weren't such a busy mature real adult, he doesn't even like sex. Can't have sexual assault allegations if all you want want is underwear time. *taps head*

Can someone explain the underwear time meme to me? I've seen it a few times, is it just speculation or something Leanna mentioned?

 

[the khat quaffer]

Listening to Phil squeal for longer than 30 seconds is literally ear rape to me, so do I get to say Phil sexually assaulted me?

 

[David Davidson]

Shoutout to KiwiFarms btw

 

[TheGoutburglar]

This makes me wonder about the next thing DSP will reveal to have been a lie all along, either because he has to or because he's an idiot. I think the most recent example of what I mean is when he had to admit his "house" was actually a khando during the 341.

His hesitation there was amusing.

Can someone explain the underwear time meme to me? I've seen it a few times, is it just speculation or something Leanna mentioned?

I think that's what she said Phil referred to sex as.

Shoutout to KiwiFarms btw

Do what now?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Can someone explain the underwear time meme to me? I've seen it a few times, is it just speculation or something Leanna mentioned?

Underwear Time was a meme made up by the Sons of Kojima.

Phil obviously doesn't have sex, the best he can get is 30 minutes of hanging out with his significant other in just their underwear.

Phil has never said this. It is a not a real thing. It is just a meme.

 

[Vivica A. Fox]

Lol if it weren’t for the hardcore gaming season, Phil would be rapin ladies left and right ok

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I notice he used to have his head tilted up a lot, now he's pretty much always looking like that. Did he re-position his TV, or is his neck legit starting to fail in supporting that oddly-shaped, gin-filled head?

 

[actually]

I notice he used to have his head tilted up a lot, now he's pretty much always looking like that. Did he re-position his TV, or is his neck legit starting to fail in supporting that oddly-shaped, gin-filled head?

He's blind as a fucking bat but won't wear his prescribed glasses. So instead he puts subtitles as big as possible and does the 80 year old lean-n'-squint move like nobody's going to notice.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He's blind as a fucking bat but won't wear his prescribed glasses. So instead he puts subtitles as big as possible and does the 80 year old lean-n'-squint move like nobody's going to notice.

I figured, but why didn't he do it before? It's not like he recently went blind, or did he?

Speaking of which, that's a really Phil move, refusing to wear glasses because (I assume) he doesn't want to look like a dork, but has no problem with that stupid-ass silver vest. Or the fact that, as you point out, his posture draws more attention than a pair of spectacles would. Especially if he had never refused to wear them to begin with.

 

[Iron Father]

Phil obviously doesn't have sex, the best he can get is 30 minutes of hanging out with his significant other in just their underwear.

Oh god somehow that's worse than the thought of him just straight up boning. Reminds me of:

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

I figured, but why didn't he do it before? It's not like he recently went blind, or did he?

Speaking of which, that's a really Phil move, refusing to wear glasses because (I assume) he doesn't want to look like a dork, but has no problem with that stupid-ass silver vest. Or the fact that, as you point out, his posture draws more attention than a pair of spectacles would. Especially if he had never refused to wear them to begin with.

I believe Phil has needed to wear glasses since high school. Don't worry, though. He only needs them to see far away and for driving. There are several videos that Phil himself has posted where he is driving without glasses. This is actual evidence of Phil committing an illegal act that just as minor and a petty offence as Tevin or LSB restreaming his content. Yet Tevin is just as bad as a drug dealer and LSB is raking in illegal positive contributions.

 

[Iron Father]

Yeah but Tevin is black, and you know when he's black there's gunna be trouble.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I believe Phil has needed to wear glasses since high school.

So before he even he had any detractors, Phil has had an aversion to wearing what he obviously needs for more than just seeing far away?

That certainly says a lot.

 

[actually]

So before he even he had any detractors, Phil has had an aversion to wearing what he obviously needs for more than just seeing far away?

That certainly says a lot.

At a bare minimum, he was made to get them some time before he left CT when he was renewing his license because he is, as previously stated, blind as a fucking bat. As for why he's starting to do the lean more often? When you don't wear glasses and need them, your eyes are forced to strain to let you see at all. Over time, this causes your eyesight to get worse, requiring more straining.

Phil is literally causing himself to have worse and worse vision (above the natural decrease in eyesight) because he refuses to wear his glasses.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

At a bare minimum, he was made to get them some time before he left CT when he was renewing his license because he is, as previously stated, blind as a fucking bat. As for why he's starting to do the lean more often? When you don't wear glasses and need them, your eyes are forced to strain to let you see at all. Over time, this causes your eyesight to get worse, requiring more straining.

Phil is literally causing himself to have worse and worse vision (above the natural decrease in eyesight) because he refuses to wear his glasses.

I think we can safely put this one in the category of "Things Phil Doesn't Know He's Fucking Up". lol

 

[the khat quaffer]

At a bare minimum, he was made to get them some time before he left CT when he was renewing his license because he is, as previously stated, blind as a fucking bat. As for why he's starting to do the lean more often? When you don't wear glasses and need them, your eyes are forced to strain to let you see at all. Over time, this causes your eyesight to get worse, requiring more straining.

Phil is literally causing himself to have worse and worse vision (above the natural decrease in eyesight) because he refuses to wear his glasses.

Maybe Khat could prop up some convenience store cardboard cutout of a redhead in her Skyrim cave with a YouTube long play of the game on the comp and make a run for it. How long would it take Philbag to notice she's gone?

 

[TheGoutburglar]

You joke (or maybe not), but that does actually raise a serious question: How long WOULD it take for Phil to notice, given how blind he is?

Also, I'm legit wondering if he might have actually been able to avoid his rep of being a shit gamer if he had just put the fucking glasses on, because if that's the case, holy shit is that hilarious. And tragic.