Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

some anon has been posting them on lolcow over the past few weeks. enjoy, i guess...


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sidenote: the 'do not post pornography rule' doesn't even apply to /snow/, where nikocado's thread is located.
This may be late, I’m newish to the thread, but what’s up with the weird perspective? Like his butthole takes up around 3/4ths of his nutcracker and looks absolutely huge. Is that normal? My butthole doesn’t feel like to extends to my fucking tailbone so how has this monstrosity grown??
 
Nicholas Perry has a disgusting blown out anus and I bet he seeps into his pants constantly with all that gross ass food this used bottom bitch eats in a single fucking day

I would not be able to write this critical response without having seen aforementioned disgusting blown out anus.
 
Nicholas Perry has a disgusting blown out anus and I bet he seeps into his pants constantly with all that gross ass food this used bottom bitch eats in a single fucking day

I would not be able to write this critical response without having seen aforementioned disgusting blown out anus.
He shit himself during one of his mukbangs recently. He showed the brown shitstain on his chair.
 
Nicholas Perry has a disgusting blown out anus and I bet he seeps into his pants constantly with all that gross ass food this used bottom bitch eats in a single fucking day

I would not be able to write this critical response without having seen aforementioned disgusting blown out anus.
He shit himself during a recent video and showed the viewers his skidmark left on his chair.

His asshole is completely blown out in his 30's. He won't be regretting that for the rest of his life or anything.

Why doesn't Nick just invest in adult diapers if he shits himself so often?
He really should. But shitting yourself is better for the views.
 
Welp, right at the end we have more 'poop'. Timestamped for your pleasure.


He fake cries about being 'so loose back there that the door doesn't shut' :story:
my fucking faggotry meter is off the charts. i bet this cuck likes to eat his own shit too, he has to be that depraved

Why doesn't Nick just invest in adult diapers if he shits himself so often?
he likes the feel of the poopoo on his bumbum. he's a man child. you really think he'll want to fucking buy a diaper? nope! he's too busy getting fucked by his lardass boyfriend.
 
We need our best turbo autist coprophiliac Kiwis to analyse the two shits he showed on video. I'm not convinced they're real but I don't doubt it happens in his everyday life. His Eye of Sauron asshole is so loose you could comfortably shove a 2 litre Coke bottle.
 
some anon has been posting them on lolcow over the past few weeks. enjoy, i guess...


inb4 josh gets this email as well:
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sidenote: the 'do not post pornography rule' doesn't even apply to /snow/, where nikocado's thread is located.

Jesus fucking christ. My eyes, my poor eyes. I'm going to fucking puke. That asshole is fucking nasty.
 
Okay... Even if this was fake...

WHY IN THE HELL would you talk about shitting yourself, showing your blown out asshole, or anything related to this??
You can go to college, get a degree and a license to practice medicine or teach,
You can study Pharmacology and perhaps discover a new drug or cure for a disease,
You can study Cosmology and maybe get answers as to what really lies outside of our observable universe,

But shit your pants JUST ONCE...
 
Here's the thing about Nick: He is not dumb. Not by a long shot. In his lucid moments, when he isn't putting on some burlesqued airs of mukbang lunacy, he is actually a bright and somewhat quick-witted young man. STAY WITH ME HERE. Watch his old videos, or even some of his more recent videos where he is talking about things that are not about his own drama. He also seems self-aware, knows that what he's doing is sheer entertainment, understands that YT is a bit of a game, and plays a character for views and lulz.

What happened? He can't be making so much YT coin that he has actually lost his marbles, can he? Anyone know what the guy might rake in on a monthly basis? As for the porn...eh, that's just deviant gay shit. Gay men can lose themselves to their most heinous sexual impulses and urges because they're with other men and can therefore entertain them--women generally won't go into the same depths of sexual depravity or taboo "fantasy." But this extremely finite YT silliness, compromising of reputation, and sacrificing of physical health for the sake of dumb-ass views? Can it really happen to anyone?
 
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