Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

[Blueberry]

i mean


There could be a Iron Chef episode of Tyce and Nick competing to make the best jenkem.

 

[Anus]

Man don't compare Tyce to Nick. Tyce is dumb as a rock but he's actually pretty funny.

Tyce really does need to lay off the jenkem though.

 

[QE 757]

Hopefully something will happen to Nick's bunghole in the slammer, and he'll be forced to use this thing for the rest of his short life.

such as the "bowel surgery" which happens in Brazilian prisons according to @AN/ALR-56 in the previous thread.
Too A-Loggy , yes or no ?

 

[Chipmunk With A Banana]

That reminds me. Are we going to have any agents showing up at any of Nicky's courtroom appearances? If we have people taking mini-vacations to see the proceedings of a pepper-spray incident, imagine the stuff that a child-molestation case would deliver. Plus it would be interesting to see what Nick would look like after being in the tender loving care of the PA jail system for a few months (I assume not even his Mom is going to bail him out).

 

[CatParty]

That reminds me. Are we going to have any agents showing up at any of Nicky's courtroom appearances? If we have people taking mini-vacations to see the proceedings of a pepper-spray incident, imagine the stuff that a child-molestation case would deliver. Plus it would be interesting to see what Nick would look like after being in the tender loving care of the PA jail system for a few months (I assume not even his Mom is going to bail him out).

maybe checking the nick bate thread would help

 

[Chipmunk With A Banana]

maybe checking the nick bate thread would help

No need to get snippy. It's hard to handle more than one mega-thread at a time, after all.

 

[CatParty]

No need to get snippy. It's hard to handle more than one mega-thread at a time, after all.

sorry! didn't mean to come off like that!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

It's a bag connected to the lower intestines that collects feces for people who can't actually poop any more.

Off topic but I once had a patient sneeze and part of his intestines shot out into the bag.

My one regret is that I can't rate this horrifying.

Someone should mail him a copy of Everybody Poop, edited so it claims that nobody poops, and that since his incarceration, feces has been erased from existence entirely.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Spoiler: gross medical stuff

I actually once read a blog by a woman who had Crohn's disease that was diagnosed too late, and it pretty much destroyed her large intestine and rectum, so she had to have an ileostomy/colostomy/whatever they're called and also had her anus removed, essentially. This woman literally does not have an asshole anymore. She even posted a pic when asked about what that area looked like, and it's literally just scar tissue.

So while shit is still produced in cases like that, one could argue that she, and others like her, don't actually poop per se. And I can't believe I actually typed all that out, because it's probably not the kind of thing anyone except Nick and his ilk would like to actually think too hard about.

Of course, Nick is unlikely to know any of that, so the tweet is still confusing on several levels.

So what you're saying, essentially, is that Nick's anus should be sewn shut? Maybe coated with a sealant of some kind?

I can see that. I like where this is going.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Looks like IA's Nick video is out.

Haven't watched it myself yet.

Grr, so far, calls him "Stroutzenberger" and "Nick Bates."

Oh, and not big on "trigger warnings," but Anna might be pissed off by seeing some of this garbage again.

Internet Aristocrat does videos again? About lolcows. Today is a personal holiday, loved his tumblrisms videos!

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Nick doesn't deserve to poop.

 

[Bluce Wee]

What was that site that let you look at his scheduled court date and stuff?

 

[IanBrannanSOMETHING]

My one regret is that I can't rate this horrifying.

Someone should mail him a copy of Everybody Poop, edited so it claims that nobody poops, and that since his incarceration, feces has been erased from existence entirely.

I'd go for "Everybody Poops in Safety now that Nick Bate isn't around".

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

"Pillow Fun with Poo(h)"

 

[Piga Dgrifm]

Nick will be put to work in the prison kitchen, it seems.

 

[Zim]

Is...is it safe to laugh at poop jokes again?

 

[Bluce Wee]

http://fox43.com/2015/05/07/someone...athroom-in-downtown-lancaster-multiple-times/

At least someone in Lancaster county has picked up the mantle of poop smearing now that Nick's been arrested.

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

http://fox43.com/2015/05/07/someone...athroom-in-downtown-lancaster-multiple-times/

At least someone in Lancaster county has picked up the mantle of poop smearing now that Nick's been arrested.

Take this man to the BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) in San Francisco. They found stair-formed cakes of homeless-human shit clogging up the belts of the escalators. It will make Nick jealous.

 

[Clown Doll]

I can see that. I like where this is going.

After having been his whole life that figuratively, Nick will finally transform into being a literal walking bag of shit .

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

We don't have Bail bonds like this in the UK but from my understanding it's 10% of the bail amount, I don't see his family stumping up $15k for him they have tried to keep him at arms length for long enough, and I don't think they could get that on short notice either, or be willing to secure it with goods or property.

Even though they're despicable enablers I would bet that they're pretty relieved to have him taken off their hands. The aunt is probably so excited to be able to chill and watch Oprah this weekend instead of scrubbing poop off of her nephew's walls.