Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 2: THE RECKONING)

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Skeealator said:
Goddammit, people do more than five years for liquor store holdups. I'm going to lose my shit if he gets less than a decade in the pen.
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The best that strikes me as likely is a plea to one or all of the third degree felonies without a deal as to the sentence, followed by a max sentence on that of 7 years, concurrently if he pleads to all three of them, very likely followed by some sort of civil commitment, especially if he's even more nuts by then, which is probable.
 
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HickoryDickory said:
@LordCustos3 That room is too good for Nick.
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You're right.
I say he should have this bed
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and have this as his room
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and then, as the late great George Carlin would've said "Now There's a guy who won't be fuckin' with too many kids at the bus stop."


MACH-IV said:
Is that his actual cell mate? Got any background info on him?
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Actually, I don't have a clue who his cellmate is.
But I'm hopin' that its THIS guy
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LordCustos3 said:
You're right.
I say he should have this bed
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and have this as his room
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and then he can get his butt did.
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and then, as the late great George Carlin would've said "Now There's a guy who won't be fuckin' with too many kids at the bus stop."
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I meant the amount of comfort items he'd be able to earn... Not inhumane punishments... (:_(
 
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Meowthkip said:
Why does it always have to be black guys. Can we not diversify our rapists?
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Seeing as you asked so nicely.

THE WHOLE YMCA BAND ARE GOING TO DAISY CHAIN NICKS BUNGHOLE STARTING WITH THE INDIAN CHIEF, LOL!!!

But in all seriousness I doubt like @4Macie said Nick is going to get attacked sexually in the shower or elsewhere, he stands more chance of getting beaten just because he is a nonce without any sexual component to the assault.
 
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I talked it over with @Glaive and we decided that a new thread isn't really called for at the moment, due to there being little chance of new Nick content until his legal proceedings start.

The current low quality of posting in this thread is untenable, though, so I'm going to try to improve things by tightening up the rules a bit now that the big spergwave/celebration of Nick's arrest has subsided. Prison rape jokes will be deleted from here on out, as they are beyond stale. Also, Nick is impossible to A-Log, but if your post is nothing but "fuk Nik I hope he die in a fire" it will still be deleted- not for A-Logging but for being a shitpost that adds nothing to the conversation. If you positively must make tired, unfunny jokes that have been made dozens of times before, might I direct you to: https://forum.encyclopediadramatica.se/
 
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