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I, for one, am absolutely incensed that the vest goal has been hit yet again with large donations from one source, and I would be absolutely furious should it continue especially to the detriment of the person making the donations. You have foiled us again OnlyIcedCoffee, damn you and your cunning checking account.
 
I, for one, am absolutely incensed that the vest goal has been hit yet again with large donations from one source, and I would be absolutely furious should it continue especially to the detriment of the person making the donations. You have foiled us again OnlyIcedCoffee, damn you and your cunning checking account.
ikr? I'm so asshurt about a fat man playing games putting on a vest for $100 I might just go to the Narcissa Wright thread and pretend its Phil if he trooned out while I sob into my keyboard at such injustice.
 
So I hear Phil defended the trannies on stream. I'm telling you guys, when Kat leaves, Phil will become Phillis in order to cope and farm views. Although in Phil's case it will be a low-effort attempt; meaning his transistion will just be a shitty wig he bought for ten bux on amazon. Nevertheless he will want his viewers to respect his pronounds :^)
 
So I hear Phil defended the trannies on stream. I'm telling you guys, when Kat leaves, Phil will become Phillis in order to cope and farm views. Although in Phil's case it will be a low-effort attempt; meaning just a shitty wig he bought for ten bux on amazon. Nevertheless he will want his viewers to respect his pronounds :^)
Nightmare fuel
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I really don’t give a fuck if the few retards and autists who lurk on these forums and report back to the Gout Lord are masturbating to the thought of us discussing/ ridiculing/ criticizing/ shitting on the vest streak.

To me, such an event is simply fascinating. It evokes no feelings of jealousy, anger, hatred, or any of that nonsense. Unbeknownst to Phil, this vest shtick is a long-term ticking bomb. The pig has not been used to this level of success in a long time and you bet that his spending levels have risen “behind-the-scenes.” With phil being granted his bankruptcy, he has no safety net in the form of credit which is incredibly important for someone with his spending habits. He’s dealing with everything in cash. With a wife to support and an increased income, you bet your ass Phil is spending superfluously either on his mobile games or other idiotic things.

But, as I’ve stated previously, this gravy train won’t last forever. You can’t put a timeline on it because you never know what’s going to stop it. Whether it’s a Twitch permaban or it’s pissing off the few whales that are supporting him because he insults their favorite brony or furfag character while answering a troll bitch here question, this autistic event will stop and we’ll get agitated levels of begging as the pig won’t be getting the levels of shekels he believes he is owed. This could go on for the next 6 months, year, two years... or simply end tomorrow. That’s the beauty of this thing, Phil has created such a high standard of expectation and had turn this autistic circus into another “me vs. the trolls” scenario, he’s feeling pressure every stream to make sure this asinine goal is met. It means nothing; represents nothing; and does nothing. But Phil has created another situation that should be fun and lighthearted into a stressful fucking mess that he would be the most impacted by if it were to fail. It changes nothing for us, everything for him. Once again, he’s fucked himself by creating another high stakes scenario when it was completely unnecessary.

Regardless of the timeline, piggy has found some success in continuing his con and he’s enjoying it now. But like everything else in the DSPverse nothing is permanent and some third party gravitating within the autism vortex will inevitably collide with Phil to knock him off his orbit and create some amazing content with the pig at its best: frightened, angry, hoofs and paws flailing at the camera when his “muh livelihood” is threatened.

Also, last thing I really want to say in regards to this streak: if you're getting upset at Phil making upwards of $200, I’ll just be blunt, you need to re-evaluate your life. It’s been stated by multiple people here but the shamelessness required to make the pitiful amount of money Phil makes is not worth it. This man has fucked himself out of a comfortable and secure life for short-term gain. He basically entertains mentally challenged weirdoes to make his money, fuck all that. That’s embarrassing and pathetic.
 
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DSP blowing bubbles is autistic as fuck. Is he baiting trolls by doing stupid shit? I'm kidding, he's not that smart. I honestly wonder where he got this idea.

This is Phil's take on defunding the police.

Total anarchy dood!


Whatever happened to the whole, pay antifa to patrol the streets thing anyway?
This is the take of a shut in. Why is he speaking as though he's an authority on what's happening in Seattle right now? He doesn't go there, he has no clue. Just scared out of his mind trolls are gonna come get him if he goes there. Seattle is officially troll land now.
 
DSP blowing bubbles is autistic as fuck. Is he baiting trolls by doing stupid shit? I'm kidding, he's not that smart. I honestly wonder where he got this idea.
He's smarter than you give him credit for, he managed to attract autistic disabled furfags to give him free money for life. This looks like yet another autistic whale-call attempt.
 
That totally wasn't suspicious that shortly after the """""""""water break"""""""""""", some random retard tipped him $93 out of nowhere.
Anyone noticed how unsurprised he was? Not the first time this happened either.
I used to tune in watch the streams around 30 minutes before clock out time when the vest streak broke 100, just to see if itd end. after a few mysterious large tips after Phil disappears for 5 mins to get water from the bathroom across the hall I just stopped because it was clear he was just calling in donations or donating to himself just to keep the streak going.
 
I used to tune in watch the streams around 30 minutes before clock out time when the vest streak broke 100, just to see if itd end. after a few mysterious large tips after Phil disappears for 5 mins to get water from the bathroom across the hall I just stopped because it was clear he was just calling in donations or donating to himself just to keep the streak going.
Probably asking Khet to donate to keep up appearances.
 
I used to tune in watch the streams around 30 minutes before clock out time when the vest streak broke 100, just to see if itd end. after a few mysterious large tips after Phil disappears for 5 mins to get water from the bathroom across the hall I just stopped because it was clear he was just calling in donations or donating to himself just to keep the streak going.
What's his chat look like during said """"water breaks"""?
 
Other than whale calling to get the vest streak has Phil ever had to beg or plead for money to pay his bills since the bankruptcy? Like has he specifically mentioned that he won't be able to pay bills if he doesn't get tips?
 
Al also has actual glory days he can harken back to. Four touchdowns in one game to win Polk High the championship against Andrew Johnson High! Al actually won something.

Phil's greatest accomplishments are one fucking huge technicality and an entire adult life built on the backs of organisms that could only technically be referred to as human.
And nobody wants to mention that Al Bundy actually has a job? He may hate it just as much as Phil hates games and vests, but it's an actual ahnest job.
 
Other than whale calling to get the vest streak has Phil ever had to beg or plead for money to pay his bills since the bankruptcy? Like has he specifically mentioned that he won't be able to pay bills if he doesn't get tips?

last time I heard a prestream he was begging for money to pay his tax attorney so the guy can get on the phone and ask the irs to put Phil back on a payment plan, ya know something Phil could do himself. that aside dude has: car payment, hoa (x2? or is he off the hook for CT now?), mortgage, phone/gas/electric/water bills. unless he spends > $3000 a month on food I can't forsee him actually needing money to pay bills. though I'm sure he's mentioned bills several times since the bankruptcy. I mean when you recite the same script twice a day, everyday for 5+ years you're bound to slip up and recite it out of habit even after your situation has changed.
 
Just wondering, has Phil ever been asked why he refers to his wife and cat as "my family"? It's something that many detractors make fun of, but I don't recall Phil ever addressing that.
It’s really strange and I’ve never heard anyone else refer to their significant other as “my family”. I always figured it’s a phrase that allows him to LARP being a “mature adult”.
 
This question has probably been asked a kajillion times, but...
why is he so bad at video games? A fully developed adult should be capable of understanding that if the game tells you the A button jumps, you should press A to jump. It honestly makes me feel nothing but pity towards an adult in his late 30s being this bad at such a formulaic and simple thing.
 
This question has probably been asked a kajillion times, but...
why is he so bad at video games? A fully developed adult should be capable of understanding that if the game tells you the A button jumps, you should press A to jump. It honestly makes me feel nothing but pity towards an adult in his late 30s being this bad at such a formulaic and simple thing.
We'll never know. It could be just age. It could also be alcoholism, or fatigue, or pure apathy, or his shitty retarded setup, or the fact that he came up playing 8- and 16-bit games and gaming has gotten more complex and demanding since then and the skill creep has finally caught up with him.

As with so many things about Phil, we're unlikely to ever get The Answer.
 
This question has probably been asked a kajillion times, but...
why is he so bad at video games? A fully developed adult should be capable of understanding that if the game tells you the A button jumps, you should press A to jump. It honestly makes me feel nothing but pity towards an adult in his late 30s being this bad at such a formulaic and simple thing.

Phil hates games, ignores tutorials, doesn't make any effort, and genuinely lacks coordination and critical thinking faculties.
 
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