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PieceofShet said:
Why didnt he fix the wall?
... Or move the camera so we dont see that stain?
Why didnt he put up greenscreen? It has room, such a no brainer.
Why didnt he just use the pc chair? That thing has no back support.
Why didnt he moved laptop in front of him?
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All you people complaining about no green screen.........the mature adult is growing a new one. You all just think it's mold.

The Goutsketeer said:
This is some lore I missed because I was so distracted with the chair spin bullshit i guess. That's really lame and fucked up if she used her fucking birthday money on DSP's dirty ass carpet. What a fantastic fucking gift, very well spent... Jesus Christ how pathetic is he?
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You're assuming he actually cleaned the carpet to begin with.

And seeing the numbers from the first stream, did he rub one out on camera again from seeing all that cash?
 
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So, I noticed that in the midst of this grand stream revival/Pigroach renaissance/spin fest, there was no mention made of why the tips goal is still $100 per stream. Phil appears faintly aware that this may be questioned, so he put the gunnars in as a lower-tier reward, but it shouldn't be $100 anymore. That number existed because Phil allegedly needed that, pre-bankruptcy, to afford his monthly bills, which he still managed to afford even when it was never hit. With the bills gone, the tips goal being that high is just greed. But today really demonstrated that Phil no longer sees any reason to justify why the goal exists, nor does he have any intent on actually lowering it, probably until interest in hitting it dies.

Just remember, Phil. It's obvious that it's a scam, and we all know it.
 
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tzgnilki said:
where are these secret detractor meetings where people plan to derail the stream by talking about the vest
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Check your PO box, we sent you several letters.

We by weekly change location, and decide a food buddy. This week we're at Sidella's and I'm the food buddy so I'm just ordering some pizzas. This week we're also going with a Pirate theme, so don't forget ye peg leg and give no quarter as we plan to cleave Phil to the brisket, savvy?


Also, do kindly have powerpoint presentations of your trolling plans. Nothing too fancy, around 20 pages.
 
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Is he really this bad at Tony Hawk? I didn't see him play last time, did he really not pass the first stage?
 
Still, he's not looking at the TV straight-on. Can't even do that right.
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FalsePositive said:
Is he really this bad at Tony Hawk? I didn't see him play last time, did he really not pass the first stage?
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He viewed getting 10K score as being extremely difficult and he failed every other trick. He was trying to find a way to quit the game and kept saying "I don't know guys, I really suck at this game". He passed the first stage and got to the 3rd one
 
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He's doing the hunt for bells right now and has found 3 of 5. He has repeatedly failed and gone back in and got the same three bells before skating aimlessly until he is out of time.
This pro gamer can't figure out that he could take a round and just explore instead of getting the same three every time.

Now he's yelling at chat for giving him directions that he can't understand.
When he finally found it (right where he was told), he immediately asked for the directions to the 5th bell. No thank you. No indication that the instructions he insulted were correct.
The people who help him and get shit on are almost as stupid as the people who give him money. Or you could be Swagginz and be stupid enough to do both, I guess.
 
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Nigel of Ukip said:
Check your PO box, we sent you several letters.

We by weekly change location, and decide a food buddy. This week we're at Sidella's and I'm the food buddy so I'm just ordering some pizzas. This week we're also going with a Pirate theme, so don't forget ye peg leg and give no quarter as we plan to cleave Phil to the brisket, savvy?


Also, do kindly have powerpoint presentations of your trolling plans. Nothing too fancy, around 20 pages.
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Is Sidella's Mom baking her famous cookies?
 
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As someone who never played the originals and has no nostalgia for this, I think this is the most boring shit I've ever seen DSP do. There's just a guy on a skateboard aimlessly going around, occasionally going up a ramp and jumping off, all in complete silence. And since DSP can't progress in the game without his chat explicitly telling him what to do, he's constantly pausing so he can read what they tell him.

I can't even listen to the restream as background noise, this is terrible. All I can really do is hope that this becomes the new Minecraft, and chat baits him with questions that they know will piss him off and get him to start ranting.

EDIT: Wow, ask and I receive. Someone asks him to focus on making good content instead of tips goals, and he starts ranting about how the vest goal was the chat's idea and not his.
 
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Nicole Eggert said:
As someone who never played the originals and has no nostalgia for this, I think this is the most boring shit I've ever seen DSP do. There's just a guy on a skateboard aimlessly going around, occasionally going up a ramp and jumping off, all in complete silence. And since DSP can't progress in the game without his chat explicitly telling him what to do, he's constantly pausing so he can read what they tell him.

I can't even listen to the restream as background noise, this is terrible. All I can really do is hope that this becomes the new Minecraft, and chat baits him with questions that they know will piss him off and get him to start ranting.
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The music was key to this game it game you something to flow while skating around and crushing combos, it got you hooked to playing the game. Phil is just Grade A Ass at games like these. He has trouble with many of the game mechanics and his gin soaked boomer brain doesn't understand skate lingo and when chat tries to help him find things he gets confused and whines.
 
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He's already hinting like the greedy pig he is. $50 for glasses, $100 for a vest of the chat's choosing (no platinum as that was worn earlier today) and if he gets $200, then we get to see him spin 15-20 times in his chair!

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Surly Muppet said:
Tips are low, $21 currently.
But, curiously, on the first night stream without the vest streak... Phil doesn't need any extra water tonight. No water or piss break.
Really gets the noggin' joggin'.
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And Phil is "thirsty"
 
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