-I knew when she posted the pic of the shitty wig this was gonna be good bad
-she posted the scene from pulp fiction she’ll be ‘imitating’
-the cut to her ‘seductively’ posing and singing was both hilarious and horrifying
-her dance moves are exactly what we can expect after seeing her on that yoga ball
-her acting is as advanced as her vocabulary
-she made a burger, fries, and milkshake. She added more vanilla to a vanilla ice cream milks- holy shit that’s a big milkshake. It’s the size of her head (bc perspective, but still) and we all know that’s fucking saying something
-shes still holding that cigarette too, waving it around like shes really doing something
-she looks more like shes gonna be in Stephen kings misery than pulp fiction. Maybe peetz is more of a hostage than we think
-shes scratching her nasty wig like the professional she is
-she made the food herself, she says as she stuffs a frozen fry in her mouth
-she just made the burger however she wanted bc fuck accuracy
-don’t you love how she goes back and forth between trying to describe the movie and trying to describe her food in the same fucking sentence. A true PROFESSIONAL
-she regrets that her cherry doesn’t have a stem or shed totally be enticing us right now, because that’s whats stopping her
-im glad she didn’t bother to brush or style the wig at all
-cameo by the cat jumping up to get her fur all over her food, bc nothing is better than having a cat shove its asshole in your burger
-apparently the milkshake being vanilla is bc white people. Apology buffet video incoming im sure
-shes ‘nervous’ to dig into the burger, giving amberlynn all the validation she needed last video. I smell conspiracy (that might be the stench from her wig tho)
-more cat ass in her ketchup, but its okay cuz she says shes used to eating cat hair
-she could’ve set up her green screen but meh
-she smothered that burger in sauce or course. Why does all her food have to be so wet.
-“my head is too fat [for the wig]” gorl we been knew
-she supposedly prepped for this for DAYS. And her wig is gross and askew, her makeup has already rubbed off, and she didn’t bother setting up the scene or a green screen. Exactly what did she prep?
-she has the veggies one would usually put on a burger just stuff on her ‘table’ as garnish btw
-did you know theres a lot of cussing in pulp fiction? Cuz no shit
-the nerve or her to sit there and act like she put any effort into this at all
-she takes meds to digest fat, but im guessing that they don’t work so well when you eat 500 times the daily fat intake recommendation
-“im eating way more than mia wallace” but then she justifies that by saying its only bc they cant show someone eating a whole meal in a movie. Im sure uma thurman stayed so thin by eating huge burgers and six meals a day.
-“I tried to make it look like a diner” it’s a white tablecloth and a paper fry container, stop
-she expects us to believe her homemade burger tastes like five guys. She (desperately) wishes
-more talking about how fat her gross head is
-more pretending she doesn’t have a sweet-tooth. Sure jan
-shes excited for fattober, er, vlogtober
-she has “a lot” in store but can only think of one example. Im sure its just a surprise
-I still don’t believe she really made those fries
-shes getting grease all over that wig since she cant stop touching it
-she shows off her fake cigarette some more
-she looks likes shes already fighting the indigestion from eating that crap
-THAT was it? THAT’S what she was prepping for? She barely even talked about the movie or anything. What a fucking waste.
