🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[All becomes gunt]

In this edition of National Geographic we have the tribal mating dance of the first Gunt

 

[Freedom Fries]

I feel like this might be supplemental information in regards to the state of Lemon Affairs.
The LEMON CHART, as of today shows some interesting information. With around a quarter of the Followers on DLive of the Great Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski (SubCultured) is set to surpass the Gunt in donations very soon. Gunt has been on DLive for what 2 years? Andy has been on DLive for maybe 6 months by my estimate. (I don't feel like digging around for the actual dates those are just best a guess.)
Numbers don't lie.
Hilarious.

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lmao isn't he getting crushed by sporadically active Fuentes hanger-ons

 

[High Tea]

I feel like this might be supplemental information in regards to the state of Lemon Affairs.
The LEMON CHART, as of today shows some interesting information. With around a quarter of the Followers on DLive of the Great Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski (SubCultured) is set to surpass the Gunt in donations very soon. Gunt has been on DLive for what 2 years? Andy has been on DLive for maybe 6 months by my estimate. (I don't feel like digging around for the actual dates those are just best a guess.)
Numbers don't lie.
Hilarious.

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Nearly all of them are groypers or groyper adjacent. No wonder they wrote that story about DLive being a right wing platform. It's like Stream.me all over, but instead of everyone being ER related, everyone is Fuentes related. If he's off the platform, it would take out half the board.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Fuck it i am bored today, have a demombaby

 

[SupremeGuntleman]

How is it that ralph hasn't got in trouble for his dozens, if not hundreds, of probation violations? Is the Virginia government completely incompetent? Do they just not give a fuck? Also how is it that his probation conditions didn't include banning him from alcohol? I have never heard of someone's legal problems being caused by alcohol and that not be the case.

It's perplexing really, did Ralph sell his soul to some sort of Sumerian/Babylonian old god daemon for protection from harm? At this point Ralph seems more bulletproof than DSP.

 

[Paddy O' Furniture]

How is it that ralph hasn't got in trouble for his dozens, if not hundreds, of probation violations? Is the Virginia government completely incompetent? Do they just not give a fuck? Also how is it that his probation conditions didn't include banning him from alcohol? I have never heard of someone's legal problems being caused by alcohol and that not be the case.

It's perplexing really, did Ralph sell his soul to some sort of Sumerian/Babylonian old god daemon for protection from harm? At this point Ralph seems more bulletproof than DSP.

I legitimately believe either none of it has been brought to their attention, or they don't care. I don't see it being somewhere in the middle.

 

[BOLDYSPICY!]

Did they even hit the obvious take that Facebook banned it not because it's retarded or dangerous but because it's useful as a hard counter to 5th gen warfare? I'm sure the NGO intel types fucking hate that Trump can immediately activate 1000s of counterrevolutionaries, retarded boomers as they may be, just by signaling that moronic shit is actually true.

People who are mad at Q stuff rather than just dismissive or mocking are obviously just mad that it serves as evidence that they won't get the color revolution they want so much but rather a 5th gen slog. Oh no, the other side is doing the same thing we are type mentality there.

No of course not because Ralph is a schlubby alcoholic who can't even bother to put together a hot take.

No, that was me being dismissive. Ralph's take was "Q Anon shouldn't be banned because muh freeze peach" which isn't a bad take in & of itself, but is pretty disingenuous coming from someone like Ralph.

How is it that ralph hasn't got in trouble for his dozens, if not hundreds, of probation violations? Is the Virginia government completely incompetent? Do they just not give a fuck? Also how is it that his probation conditions didn't include banning him from alcohol? I have never heard of someone's legal problems being caused by alcohol and that not be the case.

It's perplexing really, did Ralph sell his soul to some sort of Sumerian/Babylonian old god daemon for protection from harm? At this point Ralph seems more bulletproof than DSP.

I imagine for the same reason CWC gets away with everything--the powers that be don't give enough of a shit.

Move over Chris, there's a new Teflon Tard in town.

In other news, to the surprise of no one, Ralph has been fucking around on Twitter all day. Here are the highlights.

All of them.


Dat handwriting.


In a rare moment of. . .something, Ralph apologizes to a fan.



Holy fuck, Gator.

 

[Sam Losco]

Ok, I'm trying something with the auto sniping tonight. I'll be here to monitor though if it doesn't work. If it does work like I want, then I have a full auto snipe (as far as YT and starting OBS go) ready to go, including intro music for his lateness.

 

[Buffalo Chicken Sandwich]

Dat handwriting.
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Not as bad as Fai Fai's

 

[Freedom Fries]

I legitimately believe either none of it has been brought to their attention, or they don't care. I don't see it being somewhere in the middle.

The prison system is overburdened as it is and it costs the state money to keep someone in jail. Ultimately, he hasn't done anything that justifies that expense, so they don't care.

 

[All becomes gunt]

Not as bad as Fai Fai's
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Xander! Xander!

 

[HONKHONKTIME69]

Not as bad as Fai Fai's
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XANDER!

 

[MeltyTW]

How is it that ralph hasn't got in trouble for his dozens, if not hundreds, of probation violations? Is the Virginia government completely incompetent? Do they just not give a fuck? Also how is it that his probation conditions didn't include banning him from alcohol? I have never heard of someone's legal problems being caused by alcohol and that not be the case.

It's perplexing really, did Ralph sell his soul to some sort of Sumerian/Babylonian old god daemon for protection from harm? At this point Ralph seems more bulletproof than DSP.

id like to think the virginia government is actually letting him buy alcohol tax free to alawg him.

Dat handwriting.

it amazes me that he thinks getting all the few remaining "big name" grifters he can together for a stream where hes promised to consume large quantities of alcohol for hours on end is going to be a good idea for him. i mean i guess in the short term its bound to make an actual decent amount money even if he stops threatening to kill himself unless his eceleb friends filter more lemons through him but theres no way nothing bad happens in front of all these people.

Holy fuck, Gator.

this reminds me of when i saw videos covering actual schizos who spam replies of varying coherency at celebs who will never read them, gaytor is one step away from making 20k replies to a single trump tweet a day like a human spam bot/crazed fan girl about how hes carrying Trump's love child and how he should support him and how that bitch Ivanka is an imposter, real insane stalker shit there

 

[Sam Losco]

Not as bad as Fai Fai's
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Xander is the dad confirmed.

 

[Vetti]

I feel like this might be supplemental information in regards to the state of Lemon Affairs.
The LEMON CHART, as of today shows some interesting information. With around a quarter of the Followers on DLive of the Great Ethan Ralph, Andy Warski (SubCultured) is set to surpass the Gunt in donations very soon. Gunt has been on DLive for what 2 years? Andy has been on DLive for maybe 6 months by my estimate. (I don't feel like digging around for the actual dates those are just best a guess.)
Numbers don't lie.
Hilarious.

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So if a lemon is worth $0.012 USD like it says on the Dlive site, Ralph has made just over thirty thousand dollars in a year and a half of consistently being on Dlive.

Dat handwriting.

It's a who's who of literal whos.

 

[MeltyTW]

So if a lemon is worth $0.012 USD like it says on the Dlive site, Ralph has made just over thirty thousand dollars in a year and a half of consistently being on Dlive.

its actually worth .009 cents or 9/10ths of a cent with dlives cut

 

[Vetti]

its actually worth .009 cents or 9/10ths of a cent with dlives cut

It just keeps getting worse ladies and gentlemen. Nobody can live off of twenty two thousand dollars a year. Especially not when you have Gator to pay and a demon baby on the way. He must have regularly been taking money out of his 2018 savings for a last a few months this year.

 

[MeltyTW]

It just keeps getting worse ladies and gentlemen. Nobody can live off of twenty two thousand dollars a year. Especially not when you have Gator to pay and a demon baby on the way. He must have regularly been taking money out of his 2018 savings for a last a few months this year.

whats funny is my terrible phrasing made godwinson think lemons were worth .012 of a penny instead of a dollar like they actually are but then i realized that he would still only be wrong by about .8 of a penny lmfao.also cant help but notice i cant remember the last time ralph has gotten a ninjet, i remember him announcing the feature but i dont think anyones ever given him one beyond maybe a year or so ago lol

edit oh and to ralph, hopefully you get that surgery and it goes well.

 

[Postal Pippa]

Oh thank god the week is almost over, tonight is a PS1 assortment, come on in, get cozy and kick back while we wait for the mental decline of a 35 year old man child alchoholic.

 

[CohenManischewitz]

whats funny is my terrible phrasing made godwinson think lemons were worth .012 of a penny instead of a dollar like they actually are but then i realized that he would still only be wrong by .7 of a penny lmfao.also cant help but notice i cant remember the last time ralph has gotten a ninjet, i remember him announcing the feature but i dont think anyones ever given him one beyond maybe a year or so ago lol

edit oh and to ralph, hopefully you get that surgery and it goes well.

The only Ninjet donor that I can think of is Mike Boudet of Sword and Scale. I think he has given 1 Ninjet to Ralph. Possibly 2-3 max. And not for quite awhile now.