NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

Xaszatm had another normal one, this time over the perfect runs in Crash Bandicoot:
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So they went back and banned him for a month for his one from the other day:
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Xaszatm has to be a troll. Such a perfect parody of the "disabled person needs Game Genie Mode as the mandatory default setting" can't be real, just like half of these other lunatics.
 
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Xaszatm had another normal one, this time over the perfect runs in Crash Bandicoot:
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So they went back and banned him for a month for his one from the other day:
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lol, that was just a thread-ban originally - http://resetera.kiwifarms.net/search/actioned?u=Xaszatm Jannies using their usual bullshit tactics to get rid of someone they don't like.

Xaszatm is now my favorite poster on Era. #FreeXaszatm

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Raised Buddhist? Why u no chill bro?

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No chill...

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Crunch is a time-honored old tradition among programmers, individually or in groups, but it's a bigger issue now than it used to be. Back in the day when the development team was made up of six guys who stayed up on caffeine binges for days on end, crunch could become more of a wild coding party than "work." Today a AAA blockbuster employs hundreds of people and can take years. Every employee will have different stress thresholds and personal, family, etc. obligations.

Work conditions will happen if they aren't managed. I'm not denying this, but Schreier wants to be the Woodward of the gaming industry, uncovering sordid secrets and harsh truths. He gets to be the hero of the blue-haired who see "Gaymergaaate!" in everything, and in turn keep his name a hot commodity. And the ResetEra threads on crunch just reinforce what we already know about them: they don't play games, they don't understand how games work and they certainly don't code.
 
Spreadsheet shows up to divebomb the Bill Burr thread

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The best thing about that topic is actually excelsiorlef arguing with Nepenthe. Starts here https://www.resetera.com/threads/bill-burr-on-white-women-his-snl-monologue.304487/post-48288530

Nepenthe, an actual black woman vs a white man who think's he's a white woman. Intersectionality

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Who is more oppressed, the black woman, or the white man LARPing as a woman whitesplaining black concerns behind troon protection?

If Nepenthe wasn't scared of excelsiorlef's power on this forum, that back and forth would result in a ban. But Larry is 100% ban proof, even if he's being racist and telling an uppity black woman to know her place.

All I see is lots of Karens in that topic, including white men wearing a name badge that says Karen on it. I thought Resetera was supposed to be progressive? Or as Nepenthe says

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That is ironically what triggers Resetera's troons

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They want to be white women, then lose their shit when uppity blacks like Nepenthe dunk on white women. And the topic is all about a white man. This forum

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Raised Buddhist? Why u no chill bro?

Don't you remember that famous quote from Buddha? "REEEEE FUCK YOU DIE DIE DIE MOTHERFUCKER!"

This dude is so fucking Buddhist.

Work conditions will happen if they aren't managed. I'm not denying this, but Schreier wants to be the Woodward of the gaming industry, uncovering sordid secrets and harsh truths.

His problem is this is shit everyone knows.

There are other jobs you can have you know.

You could be a worthless piece of shit like a "games journalist" for instance and produce absolutely nothing of value.

Or I mean you could before those jobs ceased to exist for being completely worthless, except for a few turds that somehow won't go down the bowl, like Jason Schreier.
 
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"Apparently"? They don't know?
 
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"Apparently"? They don't know?

Apparently must mean one of the VIP inmates had a meltdown in the report system or on discord and a janny is covering their back.
 
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"Apparently"? They don't know?
Perma'd for talking about history in their capeshit movie thread. That's a good one.
Edit: never mind, I saw Gal Gadot and Patty Jenkins and thought it was Wonder Woman thread, my bad.
 
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I'm sorry, what? That picture wouldn't even be haram to the Muslims.

I never even played the ME games but I can agree that Tali has been retardedly sexualized for years. The cringey Rule 34 of her was fuckin' everywhere and iirc there is an old copypasta about her on the EA/ME forums about some dude who wanted to jerk off into her sweat or some shit. Deffo weird shit.
 
I never even played the ME games but I can agree that Tali has been retardedly sexualized for years. The cringey Rule 34 of her was fuckin' everywhere and iirc there is an old copypasta about her on the EA/ME forums about some dude who wanted to jerk off into her sweat or some shit. Deffo weird shit.
But in game?

Rule 34 means you sexualize everything that exists soooo... Shrug
 
But in game?

Rule 34 means you sexualize everything that exists soooo... Shrug

I only played partially through the first one and that was it so I can't answer that. I just know nerds have been fetishizing her for years.
 
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I'm sorry, what? That picture wouldn't even be haram to the Muslims.
Tali had a fat ass in the original game and it got even more pronounced in the sequel. Like a typical era poster this idiot picked the worst image for making his point.
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Everyone should play Ass Effect 1, it's worth it for the planet exploration alone.
 
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