Official Election 2020 Doomsday Thread

[Return of the Freaker]

 

[Bland Crumbs]

If Calfornia goes Red, I will actually eat a hat unlike that other poster who bitched out and didnt last time.

Just eat a nacho hat. Your bowels will thank you.

 

[HumanHive]

Random question but if the Democrats win the senate can't they just finish that bogus impeachment process and get rid of Trump that way?

Let's say they do that. Congrats, Mike "Anal Tear? Get the electric chair" Pence is now president.

And if they try to impeach Pence in order to install Pelosi, we'd officially be in unironic civil war territory. That kind of power grab would be utterly unprecedented and the Democrats would pay dearly.

 

[Crystal Golem]

 

[Ma_Hooty]

Wife sent this from the spoiled white girl side of the internet.


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Reminder that these people are adults in the eyes of both the law and society. This isn't coping, it's infantilizing.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

So what about the mail in votes? People are saying they might flip red states after election day, but when do they count mail in votes?

 

[Glowing Puppet '84]

What if by some sheer fucking miracle California flips red this election? What do you think would happen? There's a 0.33% chance it will, but what if...?

I haven't lived in cali for over two years and my folks got a mail in ballot for me. My grandmother who's been dead for five got one too. The corruption and horse shit is so deep in that fucking sty that not even Hercules re routing a river could clean it of its taint. Jesus could come down from on high and get nailed to the Hollywood sign for California's sins and they would be damned again by the next sunday. There is no saving my home state and god bless the poor souls on that sinking ship.

 

[Anya15]

So the question is will democrats finally nominate someone with personality for 2024 or are they gonna repeat the same mistake again?

 

[Crinoids]

Everyone in the communist group I'm in has gone silent. I can only assume they are trying to get blackout drunk as fast as possible.
The last post was over thirty minutes ago where everyone was shitting on Florida, but trying to remind themselves that Texas could still go blue, LMAO

 

[Quintex96]

Sod's law that I have to be up early on the one night shit is actually happening

Night guys from rural Bongistan, Make sure I have plenty of Politard seething screencaps to look at on the way to the Jobcentre.

 

[ColtWalker1847]

OH GOD I'M EATING CROW LIKE NEVER BEFORE

I ACTUALLY BELIEVED THE POLLS WOULDN'T BE FUCKED THIS TIME

2016 PART 2

You lie.

Or you are really dumb. They learned NOTHING and ran the same playbook. Of course this is how it was going to be.

 

[Coffee Druid]

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https://twitter.com/DyingWithPoets/status/1323826041618632704 (https://archive.vn/ZiCGq)

I have no sympathy for people this weak.

I also just don't understand this point of view. It's baffling.

Edit: That's Taylor Swift? Shit, my opinion of her is even worse.

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

Is this just their "how to justify not wanting to vote" checklist or "how to overcome justifications for not wanting to vote"? Either way, I hate when people say any of this shit. It's a fucking chore. I showed up with earbuds in like I'm sweeping the house. No one cares, it's a fucking chore to do. Nothing more, nothing less.

It was a series of images about how you should vote but if you can't you shouldn't feel guilty because going out could lead you to being the victim of a hate crime.

 

[Observotron]

I'm hearing helicopters out in full force over Jew York. The city's going to burn tonight isn't it?

A lot of NY jews (Hascidic) want Trump to win actually.

 

[Jacking With Cook]

 

[AnOminous]

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Cool racism bro.

This Bierce-ism is apropos today.



AFRICAN
-n.

A nigger that votes our way.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

Why is the moon not getting bigger? FEEDING FOR THE FEEDING GOD.

 

[Humble Shitpost Merchant]

The big lesson here tonight is to never, ever trust these pollsters again.

 

[jje100010001]

Holy shit. Trump is gonna win and republicans are gonna take the senate. People have had enough

He needs the Senate, or his victory is going to be pretty hollow.

 

[Marchesa of the Vast]

Thank you Nate Tin. Thank you soo goddamn much you bald retard.

And the night ain't even over.