Containment Random Chris Updates

[Mr. 0]

Which one of you sent Chris cat poop in the mail? He was bitching about it on discord.

he's gotten poop in the mail before, this is nothing new

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

he's gotten poop in the mail before, this is nothing new

Next time, I hope it has every possible strain of hepatitis

 

[A Grey Cat]

he's gotten poop in the mail before, this is nothing new

I don't know wether to find that funny or sad, how do you ship feces? Wouldn't the post office notice the smell?

 

[Yamcha's Only Fan]

I'm under the impression that Chris will find a way to weasel his way out of being homeless, I just don't think any of the white knights he has will legit let him go homeless. So on that end he wont get done in, but, his health? Most definitely, the sheer fact he hasnt had a heart attack is actually surprising. Taking all that into consideration, I dont think Chris will be kicking the bucket until at least 40-45

Oh I completely believe that someone will adopt chris and allow him to couch surf in hopes of recording him doing something stupid. a white knight might take him in, but chris can't be helped. Chris has now openly said that he does not want to work, and will not work because he's too good for that. Anyone who adopts chris better have a lot of time and money on their hands, because chris would start turning their home into a replica of casa de chandler. Expect unwashed shit filled clothing everywhere, and chris making demands of you. and if you have a girlfriend? bruva you better make sure chris can't 'accidentally' wander into her room at night and spoon with her or else she will kill him.

I give chris an optimistic 6 months after he loses his house before he's living in his car or in a tard house.

 

[Rupin]

Oh I completely believe that someone will adopt chris and allow him to couch surf in hopes of recording him doing something stupid. a white knight might take him in, but chris can't be helped. Chris has now openly said that he does not want to work, and will not work because he's too good for that. Anyone who adopts chris better have a lot of time and money on their hands, because chris would start turning their home into a replica of casa de chandler. Expect unwashed shit filled clothing everywhere, and chris making demands of you. and if you have a girlfriend? bruva you better make sure chris can't 'accidentally' wander into her room at night and spoon with her or else she will kill him.

I give chris an optimistic 6 months after he loses his house before he's living in his car or in a tard house.

honestly, what job would take him? Chris is naturally resistant to authority and he would freak out his coworkers especially if they happen to be in his age group With how strange his. I doubt he’d last a day doing a real job.

 

[ZeroCool]

I'm under the impression that Chris will find a way to weasel his way out of being homeless, I just don't think any of the white knights he has will legit let him go homeless. So on that end he wont get done in, but, his health? Most definitely, the sheer fact he hasnt had a heart attack is actually surprising. Taking all that into consideration, I dont think Chris will be kicking the bucket until at least 40-45

I don't think he comprehends what he is facing when Barb passes away. He will try and stay in the house until the court ordered eviction is in force. Then, he will have to be removed by the Sheriff.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

honestly, what job would take him? Chris is naturally resistant to authority and he would freak out his coworkers especially if they happen to be in his age group With how strange his. I doubt he’d last a day doing a real job.

I think he could stock shelves or be a custodian or something, but anything involving interacting with others would be doomed.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

I think he could stock shelves or be a custodian or something, but anything involving interacting with others would be doomed.

Chris is the laziest motherfucker alive, plus any employer wouldn’t give him a chance with a simple google search into him to know he’s batshit insane

 

[Pvt. Real G]

I think he could stock shelves or be a custodian or something, but anything involving interacting with others would be doomed.

Ye bruh. Have you seen that video of him lifting those 50 lb 12 can packs? Not alot of people can lift 50lbs with one arm. Chris was born to restock a shelf.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I don't know wether to find that funny or sad, how do you ship feces? Wouldn't the post office notice the smell?

There's literally a website that does nothing but take your money and in turn ship literal piles of shit to whatever address you want, no questions asked. And we're talking far worse shit than mere domesticated cats.

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[RebelRein1488x]

Chris replies to a sonichu animation made by enabler @MeowserGhost followed with another card to his dumb game, Jesus Christ:

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[General Tug Boat]

Chris already had a pretty poor excuse for a diet (soy sauce and McDonalds anyone?), but if he's gonna start dumping mayonnaise into every recipe because of some retarded "recipe" mostly likely a very outdated Hellmann's advertisement from the 50's then I don't think Chris is gonna make it to 2022, let alone the end of the decade.

Chris is like a cockroach, he won't end up in the deadpool anytime soon. Considering his lifestyle, his health remains some what in tact despite being, overweight, lazy, gay, and autistic. I would not be surprised if Chris only ended up doing it, because he came a crossed some old Hellmanns marketing campaign, while searching for ways to exploit minors his "enablers." I just don't see Chris going the way of the Dodo bird anytime soon. Barb probably has another year or two in her, and we all know the horrific reality Chris will have to come to terms with once she goes. Or he will reseed further into toon world, all outcomes are going to be equally entertaining.

 

[AnOminous]

Nothings been realeased on the wiki so far not even a mention. There would have been a mention surely. I’m just speculating.

People have tried to contact Cole, I'm pretty sure. He absolutely, utterly ignores any such attempts.

 

[Darndirty]

Everyone in cwckvile (sans the people who "wronged" Chris irl) are immortal iircc

Yeah but those toons better watch they ass. At any time Chris can claim memory removing and shunned, if he imagines them saying something he doesnt like. Yes that's stupid. Its Chris

 

[AnOminous]

I think he could stock shelves or be a custodian or something, but anything involving interacting with others would be doomed.

There's nothing he could do that would make it worth it to lose the

Even if he sincerely tried he'd eventually tard out and lose it and if he'd lost the in the meantime, he'd be utterly fucked. He will just continue to collect tard bucks until the day he dies.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

There's nothing he could do that would make it worth it to lose the

Even if he sincerely tried he'd eventually tard out and lose it and if he'd lost the in the meantime, he'd be utterly fucked. He will just continue to collect tard bucks until the day he dies.

Wouldn't it be funny if Tard bux went broke, and the best the government could do is leave Chris laying on a urine soaked mattress on the side of the road.

 

[AnOminous]

Wouldn't it be funny if Tard bux went broke, and the best the government could do is leave Chris laying on a urine soaked mattress on the side of the road.

I think the only way he loses it is if he really tards out and does something that gets him sent away longer than a year. Even then he'd probably be able to get it back once he was released. Even when they do take it away when you're in prison that's not a punishment. It's just that you are already a ward of the state so why would they pay you more free money on top of that?

 

[忠勇真]

Chris-chan donated in this livestream of some voice actors roleplaying as Sonic characters while playing The Sims 4:

https://youtu.be/1cEwWOyjDCw?t=1894

She probably watches the YouTube channels Tails and Sonic Pals, Gotta Go Fast, Emerald Masters and Charmy Bee (who has no videos for now).
Nobody, not even the actors themselves, were phased by seeing Chris-chan himself (or rather, Sonichu in Chris-chan's body) donate to the superchat, and I can only pray for their innocence.

 

[Pvt. Real G]

Didn't chris claims that he cured his autism with binaural beats? He has been commiting social security fraud this whole time!

 

[Tikbalang]

He really likes the Pinky character. I wonder why. Maybe the theme song the answer.

Edit: I forgot to mention that there's this one episode where the next president is named Walsh.