🐷 Ethan Oliver Ralph / TheRalphRetort / Rad Roberts / Jcaesar187 / Rage Pig / "Killstream" / "Tequila Sunrise" - 5'1'' fat alcoholic, owner of a gunt, convicted felon and revenge pornographer, property of the ugly failed tranny pornstar Lucas Roberts. Has quadruple titties.

[SupremeGuntleman]

Cuz that implies a crime was committed and it's a very outrageous claim.
You can be a pedophile and not break any laws (theoretically), while if you claim someone is a child rapist murderer, they'll ask why they haven't been caught yet.

Although I was being facetious there, he has accused null of crimes, he keeps saying that null is involved with possession and distribution of CP.

 

[High Tea]

Ethan Ralph has had sex with more women than I have this year.

I may kill myself.

This is definitely a quality over quantity situation. There will be long term consequences for Ralph's choices. You are the winner here.

 

[MeltyTW]

Ethan Ralph has had sex with more women than I have this year.

I may kill myself.

noncon doesnt count imo, neither does bestiality which i consider it if youre fucking a girl who hasnt even bathed to the point her body dirt and shitty (literally) asshole is visible

 

[Kenobi]

Throw that gunt around. Do you know who I am? I'm a fucking SUPERSTAR. What a pathetic moron. Go lick up Nick's cummies you piece of shit.


Someone asked in a YT comment, so here is the total lemon count for the Atlanta IRL time period:
153,299 lemons. Minus 25% = 114,974.25 which I believe is around $1,379.69

About that Ethan went down on his knees again and started spittshining that little chorizo

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1331025317692137481

How sad is this? He now has so few fans that he has to make his own memes.

 

[Disheveled Human]

Ethan Ralph has had sex with more women than I have this year.

I may kill myself.

He most likely had to spend a lot time and money to make that happen and will have fallout from it. You can always buy a few hookers to catch up and come out ahead its cheaper and less time and energy invested. Also the chicks he is with are either ugly or have something fucked up about them which includes baggage.

 

[itsoktobewhite]

I may kill myself.

You should! You’ll never be a RALPHAMALE

 

[David Spadem]

Ethan Ralph has had sex with more women than I have this year.

I may kill myself.

Really? I’d rather kill myself then dip my dick into these creatures.

 

[MeltyTW]

About that Ethan went down on his knees again and started spittshining that little chorizo

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1331025317692137481

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How sad is this? He now has so few fans that he has to make his own memes.

lmfao hes still seething at the oathkeepers, what a pussy, get one on your show and maybe ill tune into sams snipe of it if youre lucky ralph

thanks for the template faggot

 

[Jack Awful]

About that Ethan went down on his knees again and started spittshining that little chorizo

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1331025317692137481

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How sad is this? He now has so few fans that he has to make his own memes.

I'll help you out, Ralph.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

However, some of the guntguard jannies are trying to take matters into their own hands doing loyalty checks amongst themselves.

If this and only this is true, even if everything else you've said is a lie, I am satisfied.

How do you loyalty check? Please tell me they're sending dick pics to each other so they can mutually assure their destruction. Please oh please oh please.

 

[naught]

Although I was being facetious there, he has accused null of crimes, he keeps saying that null is involved with possession and distribution of CP.

He's simply cribbed some notes from Vordrak / Samuel/ Matthew
Fa/GG/ots think and do the same

 

[FM Bradley]

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My penance to @Sam Losco for spacing on making him another gif.
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I'm envisioning revival of the bingo cards thing. One for "Nigger Behavior" and one for "Womanly Behavior." See which one Ethaniqua fills up first.

 

[Hamsteroid]

If this and only this is true, even if everything else you've said is a lie, I am satisfied.

How do you loyalty check? Please tell me they're sending dick pics to each other so they can mutually assure their destruction. Please oh please oh please.

A lot of parallels to the NXIVM cult: Next to the normal members/guntguards there is an exclusive group of branded/wrenched slaves/jannies kept in check with collaterals like records, screenshots, nudes etc.
Ralph isn't just the owner and editor-in-chief of theralphretortdotcom, he is also the cult leader of GNTIVM.

 

[Shakka Ahmose]

Eh not proud of how it ended it but here is my rendition of the "template"

 

[Squire of Gothos]

Well I mean, Ralph only mentions Null, he doesn't even give @Squire of Gothos the shout out he deserves!

Or me. Come on Ralph, give me a shoutout.

I think Ralph has just the bare minimum amount of self-awareness to realize how utterly moronic it would be for him to give a lowly squire like me and a hot dog enthusiast like Sam a shout out. For one, people will think he's insane for giving random Star Trek and Trailer Park Boy characters a free shout out and secondly it would highlight our various exploits that a curious Killstream fan may decide to look into and discover more than what Ralph would want them to know about.

Besides I don't really want a shout out, I'm not an eceleb or grifter and I don't require any kind of recognition for my effort posting. I'm willing to go on streams if I have something to bring to the table but have no desire to start my own channel or brand myself as some kind of professional Ralph detractor (even though I've had people say I should and some who were very persistent about it).

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My penance to @Sam Losco for spacing on making him another gif.
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This gives me total Snort Burnell vibes:

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I'll help you out, Ralph.

My low effort attempt, thanks for the template @theralph you dumb faggot!

 

[Hamsteroid]

 

[Sam Losco]

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lol no worries. If you do end up making that one, just post it here since I'm not doing regular snipes anymore.

About that Ethan went down on his knees again and started spittshining that little chorizo

https://twitter.com/TheRalphRetort/status/1331025317692137481

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How sad is this? He now has so few fans that he has to make his own memes.

I saw that. So pathetic. He thinks because Nick was polite to him (like Alex Jones) that they are buddies. Nick is already way beyond you Ralph and he's not likely to try and help out a piece of shit like you, that would only drag his name down. He will be polite when you show up in person but otherwise likely continue to ignore you.

 

[Delicious Diversity]

If this and only this is true, even if everything else you've said is a lie, I am satisfied.

How do you loyalty check? Please tell me they're sending dick pics to each other so they can mutually assure their destruction. Please oh please oh please.

You know that actually makes sense. Apparently Ralph has been eager to leak his dic pics for a while; normally that would be a bizarre thing to want to do, especially when you're barely 3 inches erect. But if dic pics are being used as blackmail material then leaking your own first gives you a lot of power within the group, since now you are the only person in the room who doesn't have a loaded gun to his head. You are in a position to dictate terms.

I do think a 'dic pic gestapo' is a pretty ridiculous concept but these people are low IQ enough for me to believe it.

 

[David Spadem]

Keep bringing the memes, he’s clearly trying to divert negative attention away with this whole template meme shit he’s trying to push onto his followers.

Ive got shit to do so my efforts are focused on more important matters, so here’s a quick one.

 

[Vetti]

Leaders of the dissident right