Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[howmanypizzas69]

Jessi is back from her “emergency” cross country RV trip for spinal surgery and you guessed it, it’s a miracle!

a pic of her scar of course

This legit sounds like fan fiction. How can someone be simultaneously ok enough to drive across the country in an RV and UnStAbLe enough to need emergency neurosurgery as soon as they walk into the ER? Why would they put her in a halo right before surgery (maybe this is a thing idk)? Spine surgery heals MCAS now?

 

[Special spoonie]

Jessi is back from her “emergency” cross country RV trip for spinal surgery and you guessed it, it’s a miracle!
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a pic of her scar of course
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This legit sounds like fan fiction. How can someone be simultaneously ok enough to drive across the country in an RV and UnStAbLe enough to need emergency neurosurgery as soon as they walk into the ER? Why would they put her in a halo right before surgery (maybe this is a thing idk)? Spine surgery heals MCAS now?

Her scar looks old for what she’s claiming and that’s a lot of hair for a month old operation.
she’s massively on a comment deleting spree because people are noticing and commenting about her bullshit.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Jessi is back from her “emergency” cross country RV trip for spinal surgery and you guessed it, it’s a miracle!
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a pic of her scar of course
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This legit sounds like fan fiction. How can someone be simultaneously ok enough to drive across the country in an RV and UnStAbLe enough to need emergency neurosurgery as soon as they walk into the ER? Why would they put her in a halo right before surgery (maybe this is a thing idk)? Spine surgery heals MCAS now?

Drove 4 days to go to the ER? Am I missing something here?

 

[howmanypizzas69]

Drove 4 days to go to the ER? Am I missing something here?

Ya look at her instagram, the caption from October 17th. I think I posted about it in this thread too.

Her scar looks old for what she’s claiming and that’s a lot of hair for a month old operation.
she’s massively on a comment deleting spree because people are noticing and commenting about her bullshit.

Wouldn’t a halo leave visible scars too?

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Chiropodist is just another term for a podiatrist (foot doctor).

I literally only know that because Margaret from the 90s British/Canadian cartoon Bob & Margaret was a chiropodist.

No it is not. It is a malapropism.

In the UK a "foot doctor" is a podiatrist though pods do not have a doctoral degree, just an undergrad.

A chiropodist is the older term and legally it covers people who can do a limited range of foot healthcare tasks. Usually minor stuff like debridijg corns, cutting nails and dressing changes
They're both legally protected terms and both have very specific definitions and scope and neither are "foot doctors".


Edited to say: people on wheelchairs need foot care too. Being sedentary causes it's own issues and I genuinely crippled people there is a clinical need for a podiatrist or chiripodist sp most NHS LHAs would offer

 

[Special spoonie]

Forgot to post these but Paige the other day made it really obvious her main aim is drug seeking. I didn’t capture the whole videos cause it didn’t have much to it and she’s already deleted it. Presumably once she’d come down from her high.

 

[mooserangerofthenorth]

Halos have distinct scars, and they aren't used for hours/couple of days. Scar tissue, especially in the beginning doesn't have hair growing out it. For someone claiming EDS the scar looks damn good.

 

[Special spoonie]

Bee has uploaded part 1 of her documentary and as predicted it’s glorious. Link here
Apparently dance cured her spastic hands and floppy body. There’s old clips of her pretending to be a child and this is supposed evidence of her seizures:

Which if you zoom in it’s filled out with the initials GC and DC on most of it, gee I wonder who filled that out. Overall it’s very entertaining and I recommend watching it. There’s also a cow crossover of bee and Jameela Jamil.

Spoiler: ARCHIVE

Edit managed to find a clip of the JJ interview

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

In Ready to Glare's new video some lab tech falsified a bunch of lab results because she was cheap and got a bunch of people's kids taken away from them. She mentions at the beginning of the video that apparently there is a conservation going on online right now about how bullies all become nurses. So the comment section is basically about that and I just found this one comment that was so THAT HAPPENED and I wonder how many of the people with a lot of medical trauma and bad nurses are actually Munchies mad about getting a reality check. Then again it makes sense someone who wants to prey on the vulnerable would become a nurse and there's Munch by proxy health professionals too so I'm not saying it's an invalid issue or anything, but you may want to keep an eye on it because Munchies will be really into it. Hope we get more hilarious tales of munchies being "medically abused" aka not being coddled. By "conversation online" other than this comment section they probably mean Twitter and maybe tumblr too but I'm unaware which hashtags it's mostly going under.

 

[Hearth🧯]

Only slightly related to the thread but...found these comments under a Doctor Mike YouTube video about some people who’ve allegedly been neglected and ignored by doctors for serious problems that they were thought to have been faking. Newfag alert, might have some formatting issues...

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One of these incidents made national news in another country

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If these people (with REAL SERIOUS MEDICAL PROBLEMS) are regularly ignored like this...how the fuck is it that munchies are supposedly able to get everything they want, like special IVs and ports they don’t need, let alone even a fraction of the attention/concern that actual sick people get from doctors and nurses? I would LOVE to see a video of a munchie throwing a tantrum at a hospital and see how medical staff actually handles the situation versus what they say happens on their happy shiny instagrams.

 

[large_farva]

Dontpetmeimafuckingmunchie has made a new instagram so as not to mix her disability life with her dog breeding life.
She is still using her breeding dog as a service dog, because it makes all the sense.




She got a diagnosis of Hashimoto's, so that makes her even more entitled disabled.

alerting/being a dog, same thing.


Still misusing emergency services during a pandemic.

Because it's not an emergency unless you take photos during an ambulance ride and post it to instagram.

I'm sure the hospital staff loves her by now.


Hmmm, complaining about the treatment she demanded.


The dog looks embarrassed to be there.


Does she piss herself like this at home, in her own bed and on her own furniture, or just when she goes to the hospital for attention? Also, if you really had a seizure so bad you lost bladder control, you wouldn't immediately be alert and taking fucking photos of it.


Complaining about the whole thing, of course. And having to wait for a ride outside because of the pandemic, what a crime against... just her.


Look! Look at what they made her do! Fake another seizure, record it and post it to instagram. Those evil fuckers!

Weird, she didn't piss herself during that one.

 

[MisterPibb]

Dontpetmeimafuckingmunchie has made a new instagram so as not to mix her disability life with her dog breeding life.
She is still using her breeding dog as a service dog, because it makes all the sense.


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She got a diagnosis of Hashimoto's, so that makes her even more entitled disabled.
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alerting/being a dog, same thing.
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Still misusing emergency services during a pandemic.
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Because it's not an emergency unless you take photos during an ambulance ride and post it to instagram.

I'm sure the hospital staff loves her by now.
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Hmmm, complaining about the treatment she demanded.
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The dog looks embarrassed to be there.
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Does she piss herself like this at home, in her own bed and on her own furniture, or just when she goes to the hospital for attention? Also, if you really had a seizure so bad you lost bladder control, you wouldn't immediately be alert and taking fucking photos of it.
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Complaining about the whole thing, of course. And having to wait for a ride outside because of the pandemic, what a crime against... just her.
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Look! Look at what they made her do! Fake another seizure, record it and post it to instagram. Those evil fuckers!
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Weird, she didn't piss herself during that one.

What is up with her hand tattoos? Is all that red ink that is aging poorly, or what?

 

[Button Moon]

There’s old clips of her pretending to be a child and this is supposed evidence of her seizures:
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Which if you zoom in it’s filled out with the initials GC and DC on most of it, gee I wonder who filled that out.

That's been filled out all in one go by just one person: everyone's handwriting changes day to day, they pick up different pens, they go onto new lines when there's not enough space (unless they fill in the dates/times beforehand), the paper usually gets creased and dirty even if filed.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

Dontpetmeimafuckingmunchie has made a new instagram so as not to mix her disability life with her dog breeding life.
She is still using her breeding dog as a service dog, because it makes all the sense.


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She got a diagnosis of Hashimoto's, so that makes her even more entitled disabled.
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alerting/being a dog, same thing.
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Still misusing emergency services during a pandemic.
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Because it's not an emergency unless you take photos during an ambulance ride and post it to instagram.

I'm sure the hospital staff loves her by now.
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Hmmm, complaining about the treatment she demanded.
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The dog looks embarrassed to be there.
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Does she piss herself like this at home, in her own bed and on her own furniture, or just when she goes to the hospital for attention? Also, if you really had a seizure so bad you lost bladder control, you wouldn't immediately be alert and taking fucking photos of it.
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Complaining about the whole thing, of course. And having to wait for a ride outside because of the pandemic, what a crime against... just her.
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Look! Look at what they made her do! Fake another seizure, record it and post it to instagram. Those evil fuckers!
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Weird, she didn't piss herself during that one.

Yeah, the people I've witnessed having seizures all immediately got up and took selfies afterwards. What an insufferable twat.

 

[Hearth🧯]

Dontpetmeimafuckingmunchie has made a new instagram so as not to mix her disability life with her dog breeding life.
She is still using her breeding dog as a service dog, because it makes all the sense.


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She got a diagnosis of Hashimoto's, so that makes her even more entitled disabled.
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alerting/being a dog, same thing.
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Still misusing emergency services during a pandemic.
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Because it's not an emergency unless you take photos during an ambulance ride and post it to instagram.

I'm sure the hospital staff loves her by now.
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Hmmm, complaining about the treatment she demanded.
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The dog looks embarrassed to be there.
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Does she piss herself like this at home, in her own bed and on her own furniture, or just when she goes to the hospital for attention? Also, if you really had a seizure so bad you lost bladder control, you wouldn't immediately be alert and taking fucking photos of it.
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Complaining about the whole thing, of course. And having to wait for a ride outside because of the pandemic, what a crime against... just her.
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Look! Look at what they made her do! Fake another seizure, record it and post it to instagram. Those evil fuckers!
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Weird, she didn't piss herself during that one.

Correct me if I’m wrong but I’m pretty sure you’re not supposed to be affectionate with service dogs (excluding emotional support dogs) because it confuses them. I watched a documentary a couple of years ago about a girl with epilepsy who had to get a service dog for this purpose and I remember the trainer explicitly explained to the family that the dog was not to be treated as a normal dog (can’t pet it, can’t play with it, etc.) and the girl’s little sister was super upset about it. So hugging the dog like a teddy bear as pictured is not recommended.

 

[vapewilder]

Yeah, the people I've witnessed having seizures all immediately got up and took selfies afterwards. What an insufferable twat.

If you have a grand mal seizure and lose control of your body functions, you're not even aware of your surroundings for anything from 10 minutes to a couple of hours, depending on the severity of the seizure, if you're on any meds to start with, if any meds are given to you during the seizure etc etc. The hospital staff, had it been a real seizure, would have treated her and changed her sheets long before she was aware enough to start snapping pictures. So either she's stupid enough to think people wont realize she's faking, or she's low-key trying to claim the hospital neglected her care by leaving her lying in piss while she recovered.

 

[Sammies#1Fan]

If you have a grand mal seizure and lose control of your body functions, you're not even aware of your surroundings for anything from 10 minutes to a couple of hours, depending on the severity of the seizure, if you're on any meds to start with, if any meds are given to you during the seizure etc etc. The hospital staff, had it been a real seizure, would have treated her and changed her sheets long before she was aware enough to start snapping pictures. So either she's stupid enough to think people wont realize she's faking, or she's low-key trying to claim the hospital neglected her care by leaving her lying in piss while she recovered.

My money is on her utter, abject stupidity.

 

[AlabamaWhitman]

Found one in the wild. Meet Lucy Cottier, 20 year old Australian with EDS, POTS, PCOS, endometriosis, DID, anorexia, hearing loss, alcoholism, memory loss, “suspected chiari malformation” (she got tested and they told her it was anxiety induced and she was NOT happy), etc. 2 years ago she had Tourettes, but seems to have miraculously recovered since then.

Lucy has a wheelchair and a catheter (she loves to pose with her piss bag on her lap and sometimes the tube in her mouth), claims her shoulders were dislocated for months on end earlier this year, and just has terrible medical luck, including being attacked by a fucking bird at the hospital. She loves nothing more than documenting how sicky sick sick she is. She flip flops constantly between praising medical staff and bitching about how incompetent they are, depending on if she gets the diagnosis she wants or not.

Lucy has full time carers and got herself a shiny free power chair. She has broken 2 previous mobility scooters by running herself into walls like a fucking sped, but she was probably just drunk.

Lucy has a bit of a timeline problem, one post she says shes had her catheter for “2 almost 3 years” and another she says its been exactly a year and 8 days. She will also post about how sicky sick she is immediately before/after posting photos of her out at the bar getting drunk (see: the “pray for my head” post). Nurses and doctors tell her she is faking, a doctor called her a “fucking crazy bitch”, and they accuse her of being a drug seeker, which she most definitely is not! She is most active on Facebook, but her TikTok has some gems, as well both of her YouTube channels. Her Facebook is literally full of this shit.

This is Lucy in February of this year vs Lucy today.

Spoiler

 

[Mary Tyler Meltdown]

Found one in the wild. Meet Lucy Cottier, 20 year old Australian with EDS, POTS, PCOS, endometriosis, DID, anorexia, hearing loss, alcoholism, memory loss, “suspected chiari malformation” (she got tested and they told her it was anxiety induced and she was NOT happy), etc. 2 years ago she had Tourettes, but seems to have miraculously recovered since then.

Lucy has a wheelchair and a catheter (she loves to pose with her piss bag on her lap and sometimes the tube in her mouth), claims her shoulders were dislocated for months on end earlier this year, and just has terrible medical luck, including being attacked by a fucking bird at the hospital. She loves nothing more than documenting how sicky sick sick she is. She flip flops constantly between praising medical staff and bitching about how incompetent they are, depending on if she gets the diagnosis she wants or not.

Lucy has full time carers and got herself a shiny free power chair. She has broken 2 previous mobility scooters by running herself into walls like a fucking sped, but she was probably just drunk.

Lucy has a bit of a timeline problem, one post she says shes had her catheter for “2 almost 3 years” and another she says its been exactly a year and 8 days. She will also post about how sicky sick she is immediately before/after posting photos of her out at the bar getting drunk (see: the “pray for my head” post). Nurses and doctors tell her she is faking, a doctor called her a “fucking crazy bitch”, and they accuse her of being a drug seeker, which she most definitely is not! She is most active on Facebook, but her TikTok has some gems, as well both of her YouTube channels. Her Facebook is literally full of this shit.

This is Lucy in February of this year vs Lucy today.

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Damn that's an absurd amount of weight gain in less than a year. If I were going to pretend to be sick I'd want to lose weight, not look like I eat service animals for lunch, but what do I know?

I still don't understand why fat chicks pretend to have anorexia. Like, sure Jan - we totally believe you.

 

[Bubonic_Vague]

Damn that's an absurd amount of weight gain in less than a year. If I were going to pretend to be sick I'd want to lose weight, not look like I eat service animals for lunch, but what do I know?

I still don't understand why fat chicks pretend to have anorexia. Like, sure Jan - we totally believe you.

She's rapidly sizing out of her wheelchair! Must be all that piss retention.

All these grotesque HAES millennials and Zoomers with their moonfaces, shit bags and troonery were BOUND to happen. They are payback for parents who were tweaked out on handfuls of OTC speed and diet pills throughout the 80s and 90s.

The demanding overly fastidious parents birthed all the shallow arrogant "influencers", while the overindulgent helicopter parents got these Munchies, troons and other assorted "medical anomalies" hanging around their necks like giant fleshy millstones. At least this second type is usually a genetic dead end.