Containment Random Chris Updates

Tikbalang said:
Chris is preaching veganism
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Would be a bad timing to upload microwavable turkey meals for Thanksgiving.
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Anyone know what the bag limit will be during Sonichu hunting season after the merge? Or will they be treated more like coyotes and feral hogs where they are classified as varmints instead of big game, and thus you can hunt them any time and without limit? Asking for a friend.
 
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KillDaHo said:
Christ on a stick, that's a lot of self-hatred in one image.
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It's not self-hatred; It's a performance for an audience, which he thought would bennefit him. Like when he copypasted "I'm so sorry Megan, I'm so sorry Megan" 973 times, because thought it would get him off the hook- It's just Chris trying to get people to forgive him for shit, by doing some pointless, melodramatic gesture.
 
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Snuckening said:
It's not self-hatred; It's a performance for an audience, which he thought would bennefit him. Like when he copypasted "I'm so sorry Megan, I'm so sorry Megan" 973 times, because thought it would get him off the hook- It's just Chris trying to get people to forgive him for shit, by doing some pointless, melodramatic gesture.
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yeah, almost everything Chris does is from a piece of media...
 
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Optimus Prime said:
Probably a result of his autism which makes it hard for him to understand things that are not firmly defined in black and white. Given how society typically is firmly defined with gender roles, the fact Chris found females attractive to the point he liked traditionally girly 'media' which was far less rough than comparable boy oriented media, must have made him think he identified more as female than male. Its also entirely possible he simply doesn't understand sexuality.



I'm not so sure that's dimentia as it is Chris's Parents having seen him as on the verge of 'growing out of it soon' his entire life. Only Bob had the foresight to understand Chris was not going to be a functional contributor to society and got him on the tugboat. But Chris seems to have not been chewed out by Barb over her having to literally bail his ass out of jail because he intentionally pepper sprayed some innocent gamestop manager who wasn't at all attacking him.

The fact Chris rarely was treated as his physical age should have dictated, both by his parents who weren't capable of handling a special needs child as well as the staff of Manchester High who just wanted his ass (and likely having to deal with his parents) out of the educational system ASAP, is probably the biggest reason his ego has been so unasailable over the years. He ran off the graduation stage in tears because he didn't get a bunch of awards he wouldn't have qualified for to begin with.

Its truly Nature and Nurture in terms of what produced Golden Age Chris, who is still the foundation for the Tranny Console Goddess Chris we have today.
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I actually agree. Chris's understanding of sexuality is really slow. Years ago me and some of the Deagle Boys joked he was an Autogynepheliac mind you this was just a joke at the time. Now when we analyze Crystal and his Tomgirl form it seems less like a joke.
 
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Witthel said:
I thought it was commonly known that Chris has a elementary school-level understanding of gender and sexuality.

I mean, this is the same dude who genuinely thought that he had to drink his own semen or else he'd run out of it.
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Time and newfags coming in with a watered down version of Christory presented by pronoun-respecting autists seem to be muddying the fuck out of the waters
 
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Tikbalang said:
Still bragging about that Sonic skin mod as if it's his masterpiece.
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I doubt he made those artwork, except the pink horse one.
Vampires are the black people of CWCville
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Blood and Tomato juice are the same according to Sonichu.
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"do you like Twilight?" No. I hate it because of Mary Sue Bella Swan and Gary Stu Edward Cullen. Chris-chan was pretty much on the same level of Sueness as the two of them. I know 12 years ago girls at the time read it. I have already been in that generation where they're literally full of Twihards (note: I was born in early 1996) and thank God I am not one of them (never have I ever read the saga in my life before for myself (never was, never is, and never will be) (although I read people ranting and raving over Twilight on the Internet in the past, but Chris' reaction (didn't read the books, saw the movies claiming it's okay, and then mentions some parody of Twilight from shows like "South Park" or something)? Sounds confusing to me.)).
TheOnlyYamchaFan said:
Is sonichu implying he's a vegetarian?
and an animal?
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He likes nuts, seeds, and apples but he's only a Pokémon.
Tikbalang said:
Looking at his tweets from april, there are no pictures of any food that contains meat.
As for his diet, I'm not sure other than he's showing sugary drinks and cupcake.
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What about the Unicorn Frappucino from 2017?
 
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Shabobus said:
I was thinking Chris meant that Cwcville is some kind of infinite realm that can't be measured, but on second glance it looks like he just doesn't understand what the word linear means. Since he contrasts it with being "large and diverse", he must think being linear means being small or something.
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It could be that, or he could even just be asking if looks understandable. He uses 'linear' in a way that doesn't have much context, especially since its chris and he barely knows what it means, and may have invented his own understanding of the word.
 
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Hey, y’all. I am going to ask a simple question, and I want only sincere answers, and absolutely no hatred or one-worded comments. All right?
Do I smell bad, am I really THAT ugly? Is that why young girls run away from me after I offer them candy and call them mommy?
 
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