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Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases, but I digress. After I am done with my morning routine I have this need to be angry. So I sit down, turn on the computer and type in ''kiwifarms.net''. A nice, dark page pops up on my screen. I scroll past the content about lolcows and click ''Articles and News''. And then it happens. I get mad. I get really really mad. I deliberately click article titles that I know will piss me off. ''She snipped of his penis, here is why you should too''. ''Why it is wrong to be a white male''. I CAN'T IGNORE IT. Cat Party posts every hour and I get so. fucking. mad, but I keep reading this fucking shit. Then @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shows up, starts to argue with me and calls me a faggot. HOW dare he question my views. I tell him to go back to his Reddit echo chamber and people like @ChikN10der give me the :winner: rating, making me feel good. However he does not leave, in fact he doubles down and accuses me of being part of an echo chamber. I can't relate to that, I have strong values. No he cannot take me down like that. I get madder and madder I keep fighting this absolute fucking asshole but he stays and keeps resisting my superior logic. ''What about Hunter Biden's penis?'' I ask him. He doesn't respond. He changes the subject. Just what I thought, I won the debate. Now I just need to make him realize that he is in the wrong and that my superior intelect is infallible. ''Respond to me about Hunter Biden's penis'' I implore him. ''Lol u gay he'' responds. I AM NOT FUCKING GAY, HE CANNOT RESPOND LIKE THAT I AM TRYING TO DEBATE HIM. I check the time and it is 3 am. I have been sitting on kiwifarms.net for hours doing nothing. ''Ah, time well spent.' I think to myself as I snuggle into the bedsheets that I have not changed since 2017. Time well spent indeed.
 
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Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases, but I digress. After I am done with my morning routine I have this need to be angry. So I sit down, turn on the computer and type in ''kiwifarms.net''. A nice, dark page pops up on my screen. I scroll past the content about lolcows and click ''Articles and News''. And then it happens. I get mad. I get really really mad. I deliberately click article titles that I know will piss me off. ''She snipped of his penis, here is why you should too''. ''Why it is wrong to be a white male''. I CAN'T IGNORE IT. Cat Party posts every hour and I get so. fucking. mad, but I keep reading this fucking shit. Then @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shows up, starts to argue with me and calls me a faggot. HOW dare he question my views. I tell him to go back to his Reddit echo chamber and people like @ChikN10der give me the :winner: rating, making me feel good. However he does not leave, in fact he doubles down and accuses me of being part of an echo chamber. I can't relate to that, I have strong values. No he cannot take me down like that. I get madder and madder I keep fighting this absolute fucking asshole but he stays and keeps resisting my superior logic. ''What about Hunter Biden's penis?'' I ask him. He doesn't respond. He changes the subject. Just what I thought, I won the debate. Now I just need to make him realize that he is in the wrong and that my superior intelect is infallible. ''Respond to me about Hunter Biden's penis'' I implore him. ''Lol u gay he'' responds. I AM NOT FUCKING GAY, HE CANNOT RESPOND LIKE THAT I AM TRYING TO DEBATE HIM. I check the time and it is 3 am. I have been sitting on kiwifarms.net for hours doing nothing. ''Ah, time well spent.' I think to myself as I snuggle into the bedsheets that I have not changed since 2017. Time well spent indeed.
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Observerer said:
Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases, but I digress. After I am done with my morning routine I have this need to be angry. So I sit down, turn on the computer and type in ''kiwifarms.net''. A nice, dark page pops up on my screen. I scroll past the content about lolcows and click ''Articles and News''. And then it happens. I get mad. I get really really mad. I deliberately click article titles that I know will piss me off. ''She snipped of his penis, here is why you should too''. ''Why it is wrong to be a white male''. I CAN'T IGNORE IT. Cat Party posts every hour and I get so. fucking. mad, but I keep reading this fucking shit. Then @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shows up, starts to argue with me and calls me a faggot. HOW dare he question my views. I tell him to go back to his Reddit echo chamber and people like @ChikN10der give me the :winner: rating, making me feel good. However he does not leave, in fact he doubles down and accuses me of being part of an echo chamber. I can't relate to that, I have strong values. No he cannot take me down like that. I get madder and madder I keep fighting this absolute fucking asshole but he stays and keeps resisting my superior logic. ''What about Hunter Biden's penis?'' I ask him. He doesn't respond. He changes the subject. Just what I thought, I won the debate. Now I just need to make him realize that he is in the wrong and that my superior intelect is infallible. ''Respond to me about Hunter Biden's penis'' I implore him. ''Lol u gay he'' responds. I AM NOT FUCKING GAY, HE CANNOT RESPOND LIKE THAT I AM TRYING TO DEBATE HIM. I check the time and it is 3 am. I have been sitting on kiwifarms.net for hours doing nothing. ''Ah, time well spent.' I think to myself as I snuggle into the bedsheets that I have not changed since 2017. Time well spent indeed.
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This may be the greatest post ever in the history of this forum
 
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Observerer said:
Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases, but I digress. After I am done with my morning routine I have this need to be angry. So I sit down, turn on the computer and type in ''kiwifarms.net''. A nice, dark page pops up on my screen. I scroll past the content about lolcows and click ''Articles and News''. And then it happens. I get mad. I get really really mad. I deliberately click article titles that I know will piss me off. ''She snipped of his penis, here is why you should too''. ''Why it is wrong to be a white male''. I CAN'T IGNORE IT. Cat Party posts every hour and I get so. fucking. mad, but I keep reading this fucking shit. Then @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shows up, starts to argue with me and calls me a faggot. HOW dare he question my views. I tell him to go back to his Reddit echo chamber and people like @ChikN10der give me the :winner: rating, making me feel good. However he does not leave, in fact he doubles down and accuses me of being part of an echo chamber. I can't relate to that, I have strong values. No he cannot take me down like that. I get madder and madder I keep fighting this absolute fucking asshole but he stays and keeps resisting my superior logic. ''What about Hunter Biden's penis?'' I ask him. He doesn't respond. He changes the subject. Just what I thought, I won the debate. Now I just need to make him realize that he is in the wrong and that my superior intelect is infallible. ''Respond to me about Hunter Biden's penis'' I implore him. ''Lol u gay he'' responds. I AM NOT FUCKING GAY, HE CANNOT RESPOND LIKE THAT I AM TRYING TO DEBATE HIM. I check the time and it is 3 am. I have been sitting on kiwifarms.net for hours doing nothing. ''Ah, time well spent.' I think to myself as I snuggle into the bedsheets that I have not changed since 2017. Time well spent indeed.
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That is magnificently retarded. Well-done.
 
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I had an idea for meal prep for next week. I might buy a whole chicken, crockpot that fucker and then portion out the meat and make softshell tacos with it.

Could get soft taco shells, shredded cheese, onion, black beans and then some salsa. Could add rice, too. Too lazy to make my own salsa, though.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I had an idea for meal prep for next week. I might buy a whole chicken, crockpot that fucker and then portion out the meat and make softshell tacos with it.

Could get soft taco shells, shredded cheese, onion, black beans and then some salsa. Could add rice, too. Too lazy to make my own salsa, though.
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Just buy a package of boneless skinless chicken thighs and one of those tiny cans of chipotle peppers
 
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1Tonka_Truck said:
Just buy a package of boneless skinless chicken thighs and one of those tiny cans of chipotle peppers
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I was thinking a whole chicken so I could crockpot it over night, get a mixture of the meat shredded, then take the grease from cooking and use that with some taco seasoning. Chipotle pepper addition sounds like a great idea though
 
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Observerer said:
Every day I wake up and I brush my teeth. I don't shower because I believe that the dead skin creates a protective layer around my body which protects me from all kinds of diseases, but I digress. After I am done with my morning routine I have this need to be angry. So I sit down, turn on the computer and type in ''kiwifarms.net''. A nice, dark page pops up on my screen. I scroll past the content about lolcows and click ''Articles and News''. And then it happens. I get mad. I get really really mad. I deliberately click article titles that I know will piss me off. ''She snipped of his penis, here is why you should too''. ''Why it is wrong to be a white male''. I CAN'T IGNORE IT. Cat Party posts every hour and I get so. fucking. mad, but I keep reading this fucking shit. Then @Hollywood Hulk Hogan shows up, starts to argue with me and calls me a faggot. HOW dare he question my views. I tell him to go back to his Reddit echo chamber and people like @ChikN10der give me the :winner: rating, making me feel good. However he does not leave, in fact he doubles down and accuses me of being part of an echo chamber. I can't relate to that, I have strong values. No he cannot take me down like that. I get madder and madder I keep fighting this absolute fucking asshole but he stays and keeps resisting my superior logic. ''What about Hunter Biden's penis?'' I ask him. He doesn't respond. He changes the subject. Just what I thought, I won the debate. Now I just need to make him realize that he is in the wrong and that my superior intelect is infallible. ''Respond to me about Hunter Biden's penis'' I implore him. ''Lol u gay he'' responds. I AM NOT FUCKING GAY, HE CANNOT RESPOND LIKE THAT I AM TRYING TO DEBATE HIM. I check the time and it is 3 am. I have been sitting on kiwifarms.net for hours doing nothing. ''Ah, time well spent.' I think to myself as I snuggle into the bedsheets that I have not changed since 2017. Time well spent indeed.
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He says, choosing to go to AnH to whine about it.
 
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Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I was thinking a whole chicken so I could crockpot it over night, get a mixture of the meat shredded, then take the grease from cooking and use that with some taco seasoning. Chipotle pepper addition sounds like a great idea though
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Your politics suck but your cooking is sound. Carry on my wayward son. Besides a whole chicken is cheaper then a bunch of boneless chicken breasts. Based and economically fed... er pilled.
 
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The High Prophet of Truth said:
Your trying to argue with someone who either doesn't care and wants to act smug at the Dumptards for "winning" despite potential fraud being commited, or someone who just doesn't care and wants a reaction. It's pointless to respond either way.
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Retarded post. Respond to me instead of making a fanfic about me faggot.
 
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