Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[IceQueen]

But I thought the situation with the prospective landlord had already fallen apart.

Wasn't he sending those references to "Autumn"?

Or have I lost the plot?

The person he was talking to was “Amanda”, and yes, that person already told him it was a no go bc of the cop’s recommendation/the background check, but Lucas clearly isn’t accepting that yet.

 

[dirtydeanna96]

His lack of understanding about biology is truly amazing. Somehow he's going to knock up a chick who used to be a dude.

Chris has said things about wanting to give birth to Crystal and be a mother before.

Maybe it's in the cards for these two lolcows

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health/amp33020181/womb-transplant/
(hearst media, the original yellow journalism)

 

[moseph.jartelli]

Chris has said things about wanting to give birth to Crystal and be a mother before.

Maybe it's in the cards for these two lolcows

www.cosmopolitan.com/uk/body/health/amp33020181/womb-transplant/

Its *NEVER* in the cards

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

He used his public defender as a reference, as if that would not raise a red flag. His payee , yea sure "shows" at his age how competent and responsible he is to need a "payee". His brother, that's got to be his younger brother Seth who hasn't talked to the Creep in about 7 yrs. Now why didn't he use king Roy as a reference and instead used his stepdad. Does he really think his stepdad and younger brother are going to put their names on the line and give him glowing recommendations when they both know he's a psycho predator. For him to contact you offering "references", he's still really salivating at the thought of rooming with the 4 ovulators/ juicy wombs.

King Roy:
>will supposedly gift his house, land and farm animals (?) to Lucas + zoomer wife/child, plus let Lucas's "best man" hunt elk on the property
>likely wont give Lucas a good reference for a living situation

lmao

 

[Nobleman]

Nah, I'm not gonna contact those people or pass their info along. His lawyer has a fiduciary relationship and cannot divulge any privileged info, so there's no point to waste his time. He's probably discernible from the community court website, I dunno, but he's a busy man representing all the homeless of Spokane.

His payee also likely has professional obligations that prevent her from divulging info about Lucas. I think it's acceptable to rope people in that willingly affiliate with Lucas, such as Isaac, but people that know Lucas through their job or familial relationship should be left alone as they have enough bullshit in life having to deal with Lucas already.

The best way to play this is claim that you contacted them, and then make up and go into detail of what horrific reviews they gave Lucas and send it back to him and watch him just lose his shit.

 

[Krathnami]

The best way to play this is claim that you contacted them, and then make up and go into detail of what horrific reviews they gave Lucas and send it back to him and watch him just lose his shit.

Do you think that would adversely affect his status with his payee if he flips out on her for a poor reference?

 

[dirtydeanna96]

Do you think that would adversely affect his status with his payee if he flips out on her for a poor reference?

Pucas could always get a new payee.
payees make sure rent and electric are done first for tards and (usually) make sure they don't blow all their money at once, for a ten to fifteen percent fee.
it's not a difficult job, except for dealing with spergs.
lots of places are willing to do it.

edit. think of the kind of people the payee has to deal with. she probably has the patience of Job and gets calls from spergs regularly.

 

[mothman96]

Nah, I'm not gonna contact those people or pass their info along. His lawyer has a fiduciary relationship and cannot divulge any privileged info, so there's no point to waste his time. He's probably discernible from the community court website, I dunno, but he's a busy man representing all the homeless of Spokane.

His payee also likely has professional obligations that prevent her from divulging info about Lucas. I think it's acceptable to rope people in that willingly affiliate with Lucas, such as Isaac, but people that know Lucas through their job or familial relationship should be left alone as they have enough bullshit in life having to deal with Lucas already.

I'd say cut him off with something along the lines " We've done a thorough check on you and decided for our safety the loft cannot be rented to you".

 

[ThomasAudley]

 

[Seed Pod Tits]

The best way to play this is claim that you contacted them, and then make up and go into detail of what horrific reviews they gave Lucas and send it back to him and watch him just lose his shit.

Mmmm, I know I'm catastrophising but can't you just picture that as a trigger for some awful violent sperg out on the unsuspecting parties....because the "horrific reviews" cost him his "amazing new place"?

 

[ThomasAudley]

Mmmm, I know I'm catastrophising but can't you just picture that as a trigger for some awful violent sperg out on the unsuspecting parties....because the "horrific reviews" cost him his "amazing new place"?

Yeah let’s just say for arguments sake I didn’t use a VPN. Based on how shitty my luck has been lately I don’t wanna be the catalyst for a violent sperg out here, cause any court would convict me on foreseeability

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Yeah let’s just say for arguments sake I didn’t use a VPN. Based on how shitty my luck has been lately I don’t wanna be the catalyst for a violent sperg out here, cause any court would convict me on foreseeability

He's being cagey. He's very careful to not let Isaac talk to anyone else. In the same way that he wouldn't tell Goldaor Isaac's last name, I think he realizes that Isaac would talk a lot of smack about him. Possibly some part of Lucas is aware that Isaac doesn't really like him, not sure about that.

 

[Goldaor]

He's being cagey. He's very careful to not let Isaac talk to anyone else. In the same way that he wouldn't tell Goldaor Isaac's last name, I think he realizes that Isaac would talk a lot of smack about him. Possibly some part of Lucas is aware that Isaac doesn't really like him, not sure about that.

Isaac's last name is Cruz. Wasn't his brother's name Silas? I asked two of my Gen Z Spokane friends if they knew them (with pics) but they unfortunately don't. Didn't Lucas say Isaac was staying at the Arena? That shelter is closed now.

 

[GleamingTheQ-Bert]

Isaac's last name is Cruz. Wasn't his brother's name Silas? I asked two of my Gen Z Spokane friends if they knew them (with pics) but they unfortunately don't. Didn't Lucas say Isaac was staying at the Arena? That shelter is closed now.

Didn't know you knew his last name:

Heres what you do: Get your Spokane connect to put signs on telephone poles telling Isaac to contact the Golden USB.

Give him the KFC that Lucas lost as an incentive.

 

[mothman96]

The comments :

 

[WonderWino]

I'd say cut him off with something along the lines " We've done a thorough check on you and decided for our safety the loft cannot be rented to you".

I'd add 'the google search alone immediately brought up some disturbing stuff involving chris hansen and somebody named walter fate that showed you have done some really creepy things. Even starbucks banned you for creepy behavior'

You just know the resulting screeching rage video about walter fate and chris hansen would be epic

 

[Da Dude123]

I'd add 'the google search alone immediately brought up some disturbing stuff involving chris hansen and somebody named walter fate that showed you have done some really creepy things. Even starbucks banned you for creepy behavior'

You just know the resulting screeching rage video about walter fate and chris hansen would be epic

Mooove on! Mooove on! Is what Lucas Werner would say!

 

[Stafford Beer Bong]

https://www.courts.wa.gov/content/petitions/91664-1%20COA%20Appellants%20Brief.pdf

After a quick google search I found this item that included the name Isaac Cruz and Spokane Wa. Not sure if this is the same guy or not but thought I’d put it here. Could be nothing.

 

[another idiot]

https://www.courts.wa.gov/content/petitions/91664-1%20COA%20Appellants%20Brief.pdf

After a quick google search I found this item that included the name Isaac Cruz and Spokane Wa. Not sure if this is the same guy or not but thought I’d put it here. Could be nothing.

I think that's too old to be the same Isaac. Isn't he around 18?

 

[ThomasAudley]

https://www.courts.wa.gov/content/petitions/91664-1%20COA%20Appellants%20Brief.pdf

After a quick google search I found this item that included the name Isaac Cruz and Spokane Wa. Not sure if this is the same guy or not but thought I’d put it here. Could be nothing.

That's not him. Our Isaac is 18/19 years old, whereas this Isaac was wrapped up in a murder back in 2012.

One possibility may be to make a record request to Spokane Jail with all arrestees named Isaac, but they may deny it or it may be voluminous.