Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[negativlad]

No hes back and saying he should be on RED LETTER MEDIA.

I really want the vidication !

RLM really could use some more bottom tier guests now that Jack is busy streaming to an audience of dozens at the Escapist (400-500% more viewers on average than low-t) and Max Landis has been metoo'd out of a career or relevance. Maybe they'll even let him try and fail at making a "dropping the ball" joke on a future plinketto episode.

 

[northstar747]

Eh I said it in the RLM thread here but it bears repeating.

The RLM media people are fucking example of professionalism in the cesspit that is online e clebs.

The plinket reviews got them a huge boost and rather than running plinket into the ground they started making other skits/shows

THEY DO NOT INTERACT WITH THEIR FANS WHICH IS THE SMARTEST FUCKING THING THEY COULD DO!

The dont stream they film and edit their videos which is time consuming.

They are can do the chemistry of being friends just talking about movies.

I saw how other personalities tried to copy their format but with out the chemistry it all just came off as shit LOOKING AT YOU AVGN.

Just imagine lowtax filming himself shmorky and mandy watching bad vhs movies. oh god.

Shmorky doing a plinket type character might work.

And finally Doom house...sigh it was shity knock off of shitty horror movies made at time when people would still put up 56K warnings. It was okay to be shitty because that was the state of video on the internet.

DOOM HOUSE was the best a younger and sober richard could do.

 

[Ghostse]

Niggerdeath Jesus busting in with the hot takes after killing SoSe.

Shmorky doing a plinket type character might work.

Shmorking "doing a character" would be like you watched the muppets for ten years, have some good laughs, and then Jim Henson comes out a frog (Ribbit/Ribbits/Ribbitself)

 

[Maude Snew]

Shmorking "doing a character" would be like you watched the muppets for ten years, have some good laughs, and then Jim Henson comes out a frog (Ribbit/Ribbits/Ribbitself)

At least that would make for some Ribbiting conversation

 

[Gangster Talk]

The dont stream they film and edit their videos which is time consuming.

Rich and AIDS Moby have streamed games before, but pretty much agree with everything else. They're one of the few online personalities I watch because it feels like a professional product rather than some emotionally unstable retard's vanity project. It's a particularly good case study because they are no strangers to drama and trolling but generally stay above the retardation and don't let it interfere with creating a quality media product.

 

[Ghostse]

At least that would make for some Ribbiting conversation

That's one check of a conclusion you're hopping to.

 

[AnOminous]

And I’d rather have warm piss poured over my head rather than eat dog shit, but neither choice is very appealing.

This may be the most perfect comparison I have ever seen of anything comparing possible LowT experiences to each other.

 

[Ghostse]

This may be the most perfect comparison I have ever seen of anything comparing possible LowT experiences to each other.

Impossible, no feet are involved.

 

[trent]

Rich is bitching on facebook that he lost a job oppurtunity someplace because Goons worked there and told the bosses he was a domestic abuser.

 

[Frank N Berry]

 

[White Devil]

If goons worked there, it probably sucked anyway.

 

[fenny]

People get paid for that sort of thing?

 

[northstar747]

Rich can write games?

 

[CharlesBarkley]

Rich can write games?

What kind of indie game needs a writing credit from outside? Lol.

Shocked the tax man is applying to tranny visual novels or whatever. Low times.

 

[Beavis]

Is it more likely some goon found out Richard was applying for a job at their indie studio, or they did a quick 5 minute google search on before saying hell no?

 

[Dan Abrams]

No way have two job opportunities been blown because of “goons”.

He is either just lying and not applying for anything or the potential employers simply Google his name and see this thread and all the other unflattering things about him on the internet.

 

[Tanner Glass]

Is it more likely some goon found out Richard was applying for a job at their indie studio, or they did a quick 5 minute google search on before saying hell no?

It's also more likely they googled him and said "No" based on his existing body of writing as opposed to any domestic abuse allegations.

 

[Beavis]

It's also more likely they googled him and said "No" based on his existing body of writing as opposed to any domestic abuse allegations.

He hasn’t written anything in over 15 years. They may have asked for a sample and it was awful.

 

[Tanner Glass]

He hasn’t written anything in over 15 years. They may have asked for a sample and it was awful.

Or they could have just googled what he wrote referencing the only thing on his resume (somethingawful.com) and landed on this nonsense (or any other assorted nonsense).

https://www.somethingawful.com/news/coronova-virus/

EDIT -

It came from the Land of the Rising Moon, an exotic location known as "China." People in China do things differently than people from America do. For example, they create Coronavirus. Here in America, we just create blockbuster Marvel movies and meth.

Many people have been debating if it could be considered racist to call it "The Chinese Virus." That phrase should be understood as DEFINITELY racist, as the "Chinese Virus" is the virus that turns normal babies into Chinese when they're born. These are two completely different virii.

Just a sample, but I cannot imagine any indie game studio wanting to be attached to the above text - or anything Lowtax has written in ~30 years.

 

[Burn Book]

Game writers are dime a dozen. Why would he think he has a chance to get employed, when they could either hire somebody actually experienced or somebody young, with fresh ideas and aware of their current trends in gaming. Or simply just write the game themselves, a lot of indie devs do that. He's not ever getting a job in this industry (unless, ironically, some other goon/ex goon who's not into the current state of SA hires him for nostalgia value), and it's not even because he's a drug addicted women beater.

And if he, by some divine miracle, got this job, he wouldn't be able to keep it, he'd submit some unfunny random bullshit two months after the deadline.