Name: Cassandra (Cassie) Jones
Age: 31 or 32
Occupation: stay-at-Disney-and-leave-the-kids-at-home mom of three disabled children
Address: nomadic; possible legal address in Ohio, Illinois, Florida, or Colorado.
The first account I can find for Cassie goes back to 2016 and the first pic is a Dalmatian puppy in a Disney-themed service dog vest. This is already going great. Dearest commenter, there is a reason you don't see service dalmatians. Cassie will soon start making her own vests so she can make them as flashy and obnoxious as she pleases.
Cassie, you might notice, is quite a robust human with no problem putting and keeping weight on. This will be real funny soon. At this point she's ~27 and a mother of three very young children. Cassie originally gets Juniper, her SDIT, to help with only psychiatric tasks, one of the most important is to alert and distract her when she's pulling her hair out.
All of these kids are special needs. Unlike Gwenneh who needed to keep Claire and Lola the focus of everything in everyone's life to prove she was the best mommy, Cassie does everything in her power to get away from her kids. I wouldn't drag them into it but Cassie having visibly disabled children is intrinsic to both her version of events and understanding what is actually going on in that cholesterol-clogged noggin of hers.
Almost immediately after starting her account she announces that she's taking her puppy to Disney because she's "finally ready" at less than a year old. Cassie, despite living in Colorado at the time, is a passholder at the Florida park like Jess Paulsen (kinghenryofnashville) and goes every few months.
"Trich service dog." No really the dog is there to stop her from pulling out her hair. You know if there was any more disabling diagnosis she could use to claim she needed this animal with her, she would have used it.
So the other dognerds on the post have probably already seen the giant problem here; Dalmatians are horrible horrible service dogs and Juniper is
not the exception. They're stubborn, hyper, hard to train, they overheat, and what Cassie doesn't mention here is that all Dalmatians except for the very few that are part of a backbreeding project (and not always considered purebreds) carry a genetic defect that makes them prone to debilitating and potentially fatal bladder stones, which is much more a risk in a hot climate where they lose water through panting. Aspen is another dalmation from the same litter that they bought at the same time, because if one didn't work out surely the other would.
Another one who alerts to anxiety. If you didn't know you were having anxiety wouldn't it not be a problem? Dogs are capable of sensing elevated cortisol but these inbreds don't understand or willingly misinterpret DogLogic and how it works: a dog sensing elevated cortisol levels in a handler will not naturally think "I must comfort" but "something is wrong and I should also be anxious about this." The "alert" is an attempt to get the handler to comfort THEM. Service dogs for anxiety alone are also a profoundly stupid idea since the attention of having the dog with you and fearing a behavior incident, that they will get hurt, or that you will be asked to leave someplace increases your anxiety.
Insomnia, anxiety, PTSD, and chronic pain of unspecified origin stealin' spoonz. Check your privilege shitlord! Spoiler alert: her kids don't exhaust her because she isn't ever expected to care for them.
Wow, what are the odds that the waitress at this restaurant is also a service dog trainer? It's almost like every attention seeking female in the US currently claims their pet is a medical device. Two of her taters can't walk despite being well beyond the age that healthy children learn. She's worried her dog will act out with more people around, def the hallmark of a fully trained service dog.
Backstory on how she miscarried twins at Disney. Worth noting that the girl child just has mild autism while the boys are unable to walk or talk and even have trouble swallowing on their own. Any reasonable person would realize there was something lurking in their genes and call it quits. Cassie kept trying and getting floppy broken kids until, she got a puppy and threw all her energy into training the dog instead. (The hospitalization was because she had hyperemesis gravidum aka morning sickness on crack)
My dog does this when he wants attention, too.
Whining about trichotillomania, setting up to make a future big deal about "obsessions" (a teenager with obsessions wellinever)
Can't adult without dog.
Anemia. The dog is anxious and seeking reassurance, not "checking in."
Starts her Etsy shop so you, too, can slap a vest on your puppy and take it to Disney.
Doggo's first Disney. OH BOY OH BOY the Trained and Maintained in the comments is the crazy-ass poodle lady who tried to sue Disney!
Lest you think this was a fun vacation for the kiddos rest assured, this was 100% mom's vacation away from them. They stayed home with dad (who also works full time from home).
Her mobility is terribly compromised by.... sciatica. Common risk factors of sciatica: sedentary lifestyle, fat, beetus. Treatment for sciatica: stretch, walk, advil.
Will be going back to Disney in three weeks. There are no posts from this upcoming trip because she left the dog home and took her loser kids instead, so it wasn't special. Not kidding.
Unspecified digestive problems.
A kid-free date totally stole her spoons, says the woman who just spent a week at the Happiest Place on Earth without her kids. She goes even though she has a fever (nice) and her dog is in a "fear period" which will be come obvious real soon.
Here is a photo of Cassie taking a shit in a public restroom.
Deep vein thrombosis, another problem that tends to happen in obese people who don't exercise. Allegedly hospitalized.
This is not "fear period." This is "this dog hates working."
"When you're a fatty on blood thinners and your dog won't stop misbehaving"
Extra, but she doesn't use a prong collar like a lot of them so that's nice.
"my kid is fucked pay attention to me now!"
No, your dog is not responding to your anxiety. your dog is responding to
her own anxiety. Fuckin hell.
Remember how the dog hates working and is afraid of everything? Tough titties, she's going back to Disney.
Servicedogteemo is Mel Lucas, the morbidly obese dog trainer who was friends with Phoebe and Alexx, whose golden has like 9000 titles at two years old and promptly burned the fuck out. She's a confirmed Trevinette (although he might have actually fired her), who spent something like 4 months in the hospital when Covid first started because she wouldn't stop fucking with her newly-installed ab-anus. Teemo was the name of her dog at the time, who she promptly discarded like old bathwater to get a newer better one. We'll get to her.
Cassie, having only ever mentioned sciatica, now needs a rollator because ????
That's mel on the far left. Juniper is showing clear signs she is fucking terrified: her tail is tucked between her legs, her stance is hunched, and she's looking over her shoulder.
Back home we get new diagnoses: sensory issues, GERD, delayed gastric emptying (lol), hyperemesis, also had another pregnancy that miscarried. some people need to just accept they're not made to reproduce. I'm going to guess the permanent damage is Barrett's Esophagitis which is a common thing with prolonged acid reflux (and bulimia) and which, in very rare cases, can progress to cancer. It's a "check every three years to make sure it's not doing dumb shit" kinda deal.
I don't know what "MV work" is. Anyway more talking about how fucked her kids are, but pay attention to Cassie and her super severe health problems. This is the middle child and it's pretty obvious looking at his feet that he is floppy as all hell.
In Spring 2017 she makes a new account to announce she is getting a new poodle puppy named Nimbus. She swears she's not replacing or retiring Juniper who will be a stay-at-home service dog. With that, Juniper's page goes dead silent. This is the last post on it and she's rarely seen again (Aspen, who only made rare appearances on Juniper's page to begin with, is never seen or mentioned once Nimbus shows up). And yes, she's already planning on taking this thing to Disney to work with some "amazing trainers." Guess who. Did you guess? I bet you guessed.
There it is baby, dead center, Susan Grill aka Trained and Maintained aka Crazy poodle lady! Unethical at best and batshit insane, she died a year and change ago and people still think she's faking because she was
that fucking crazy and had faked her death in the past. She also supposedly faked all her illnesses and extorted her clients. And she sued disney for telling her she couldn't come in with a pack of three to five dogs at once because at that point it's not training but using the Disney photos to advertise her product.
Susan took a whole goddamned pack of poodles with her this time, of course. The good is that Cassie did not force nim to be with her all the time, and sometimes used one of Susan's dogs instead for her super necessary tasks of idk whatever while leaving Nim back at her friends' house.
Cassie needed a mobility scooter at disney.
And a wheelchair at universal. OMG isn't she just so quirky to reserve her chair with the name Madonna? Lol what a hilarious queen!
more random disney shit she posted proving her dog is an accessory.
Another photo of Cassie taking a shit. Now claiming she has Crohns.
Two weeks later, back in Disney.
Classy Cassie.
IRL munchie olympics at the theme park. One girl pretends to die and then cassie has a "panic attack." Also notice the commenter's name has changed from "servicedog_saxon" to "servicedogfresno" because these girls love to fuck up and discard animals like they're nothing. These two girls are the trainer friends she will mention a lot from now on out with susan only occasionally gracing them with her presence.
Here we see some foreshadowing: her kid undoubtedly has health problems and there's abundant proof of this. He's floppy as fuck and can't talk; the older brother is even floppier and can't even stand and has a whole asston of other health problems. But here she's claiming he has EDS because she wants to set up the narrative that she, too, has this genetic condition and the boys inherited it from her.
Oh look, she's actually taking her children to the theme park designed for children this time. How quaint.
narcotics.
And here we get more backstory, wherein someone asks her why she travels so much and she responds that taking care of her tardlets burned her out and being away from them allows her to be their mom again. Now I know she's going for the "I come down here to heal and then I'm better able to care for my children when I get home" but she invariably starts complaining of various medical issues when she goes home and uses those as the reason she can't care for them again.
Juniper, previously touted as a lifeline, has now been officially retired and is BAD.
First of all, triggered by the dog on her chest in a moving car. If they stop suddenly or god forbid crash and the airbag deploys, that dog is dead. Second, constant pain but cramming in the car
again for another unnecessary and long road trip. And a dog on your chest when you feel like you cracked a rib sounds like an absolute fucking nightmare. Even if she's not actually saying she cracked it but just rib pain in general. When you actually have that kind of pain, you want absolutely nothing putting pressure on your chest, I mean even just wearing your comfy bra can feel like hot death. There is no way you want a fucking dog on your chest weighing down on your chest and making it even harder and more painful to breathe.
First time mentioning the girl-child is also tism'd and might need a service dog in the future. What will also become very obvious is that Freyja is growing up to be an exceptionally beautiful child and Cassie can't fucking
stand it.
Yet another pic of Cassie taking a shit. Has a "crohns flare" on the way home from Disney and decides fuck it, let's go back to Disney.
The one with the binky is the 5 year old. Again claiming he has EDS, but also autism and a heart condition that makes him intolerant of heat. So she takes him to Disney in fucking
August when the daytime temperature is "surface of the goddamned sun" and going in the shade does not provide relief because humidity. She makes a point of letting us know that he was nonetheless at the parks during the day. Great momming, mom! Mid-august is also crowded with the end of Summer vacationers so even if she claims she only walked from ride to ride, many of the queues are at least partially outdoors in the heat. Younger boy is also a mess but at least able to support his own body weight for a few minutes.
Super serious debilitating crohns and GP and GERD. White Castle. Pick one.
Service human cleans up her messes after she ~spends all her spoons~ grooming her poodle. This photo helpfully illustrates another thing that will poke massive holes in Cassie's narrative: poodles in show coat take insane amounts of time and effort every week to groom. I mean, 15+ hours of washing, blow drying, detangling, clipping, trimming, banding, etc. Cassie acts increasingly helpless over the next year while keeping her dog in a full show coat. There is an alternative which is just to clip their whole coat short once a week and that takes all of 15 minutes, but then you don't get as much attenshun for your stupid-looking spindly fucker of a dog and what good is that?
And the other shoe drops: Cassie now officially claims to have EDS and her proof is standing in ballet fifth position (with no proof she's not clinging to something for dear life). Chances are you can also assume this position.
The most FUBAR of her children is terrified of dogs, but not Nimbus. Cool, except Cassie regularly has her service dog friends over and has up to eight dogs in the house. Henry has absorption problems and GERD, hypotonia, a congenital heart defect, autism, can't walk, can't talk, until recently was tube fed and now all his food must be blenderized because he can't chew. But we may never know what his actual diagnosis/syndrome is because Henry (and the other two) are no longer Cassie's disabled children. They are now her ticket to prove that she is sick, too. It just gets worse from here.
Decking her dog in zebra print, claiming hEDS and using her boys' visible hypotonia as proof. No, baby, no. People in the (now-deleted) comments have been telling her that her floppy french fry doesn't look like he has EDS, which makes someone suggest he (and therefore she) might actually have one of the rare mutations. Watch this space!
Same exact bowl Jaquie bought for Harlow at roughly the same time Jaquie started feeding Harlow raw. Hm. Susan in the comments ofc.
Here Cassie laments that her disabled kids aren't meeting milestones like everyone else's kids and are basically babies who will always be dependent on her. But anyway pay attention to Cassie! She's the one with the service dog!!! #cptsd #medicaltrauma
Grown woman in sparkly unicorn slippers laying on the floor at Joanne's Fabrics surrounded by """Service dogs.""" Make it a little more obvious you just want attention.
"Dispensary crawl" in their fuzzy slippers. Again, these are grown adults.
In late September Cassie sells the house, packs up her family, and moves to the Orlando area so that she can really focus on training Nimbus at the expense of everything else, like the school who bent over backwards to accommodate her spuds, any social circle her (allegedly) autistic daughter might have built up, and her husband's business. Obviously this is code for Disney all day Disney every day. I only clipped the photos where she was doing something munchie or munchie-adjacent but after they move she's there multiple times per week for months on end.
Say goodbye to Juniper because in case you couldn't guess, she was not included in this move.
Disney again = wheelchair again.
It's clear that the tater is half-baked, I just don't believe her list of diagnoses. Don't worry, Cassie will never actually say what (if she ever found out) caused this kid's obvious birth defects because it wouldn't advance her narrative of having all the same health problems except much much worse. #fttkids is apparently "failure to thrive."
For example, I do not believe that if your kid had actual EDS and was prone to dislocations you would let him flop like this because, you know... ouch.
Sciatica and EDS pain so the dog takes off her socks so her husband doesn't have to anymore, lol.
Her fancy EDS leash was made by none other than Susan Grill. Also she's gotten some horrible cheap wigs and clip-in extensions that start making regular appearances.
Another theme park, another wheelchair pic.
Yeah surprise, we get winter in Florida. Because our usual "winter" is like 70 degrees and sunny for weeks on end with three random days in there that it drops below 40 and the wind kicks up like crazy but the humidity still won't fuck off, it
feels much colder than a day of similar temperature in a climate where it's cold all winter.
As per usual, documenting her bathroom breaks. I don't know what's amazing about a poodle sitting in a public restroom but ok.
And now lets us know she "subluxed a rib wiping her ass during a bad flare." Flare of what remains undetermined. This is why I made a big deal about the dog on her chest when she felt like she cracked a rib. Because soon she will retcon her history and all her claims of "my back popped" will be replaced with "my rib totally dislocated!" and no, no way you want a fuck dog on your chest if your rib is in any way hurting.
With a New Horizons dog, the #1 choice for Florida munchies who want to legitimize their need for a dog. (NHSD does help people who are actually disabled, but they tend to give away a disproportionate number of their dogs to Trevinettes. At least four of the people in this project have a NHSD, and so does my beloved Amanda "Skinwalker" Winig. They also have or at least had a shitty breeding program that incorporated dogs from Eagle Ridge who produced mutants like Harlow and Levi, and as such people have claimed they have a high rate of defective dogs or puppies dying very young.)
Someone asks about Juniper and Cassie
finally admits she no longer has the dog. Up until now she's been silent and she posted a flurry of photos of her during the moving frenzy to make it look like the dog was joining her. She never answers the question about Aspen lol.
Hospital for edema that turns out to be nothing, now claiming POTS.
Dog gives
kissies a super serious heart rate alert to someone who just came inside. Chubbster needs to do some cardio if that HR is true but that app she's using is notoriously inaccurate. It's told me I'm dead a few times. Probably don't need to say it but there's no reliable scent training for heart rate or really anything other than diabetes in extremely rare cases.
#brainfog, that wacky cassie!
non stop flaring for a MONTH but going to see family in Ohio. What a brave trooper!
