Politisperg safe space PM chain leak - Also known as the autism holocaust

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Buster O'Keefe said:
Hot take: copypasta is concentrated faggotry.
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
 
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Dark Edea said:
Copypasta is the equivalent of Moses descending with the stone tablets.
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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The Shitposting is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of how to make spergs cope harder most of the jokes will go over a typical kiwi's head. There's also HHH's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Hollywood Hulk Hogan truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in HHH's existencial catchphrase "Kill yourself, Trumptard" which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as HHH’s genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools... how I pity them. 😂 And yes by the way, I DO have a Hollywood Hulk Hogan tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
 
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Since we have new "drama" every few pages and now that A&N regulars are here fuck it

This is now a soyjak thread

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A gurl was walkin2 skewl wit her bf n they were crossin da rode. she sed "bbz wil u luv me 4evr" he said "NO.."" da gurl cryed N ran across da rode b4 da green man came on the sine. boy was cryin and went to pic up her body.

she was ded.

he whispered 2 her corpse "I ment 2 sey I will luv u FIVE-ever......" (dat mean he luv her moar dan 4evr.....)

LIKE DIS IF U CRI EVRYTIM <333333
 
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So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
 
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Jelly Duvall said:
So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ur girl n she say "my dad is ded". THEN WHO WAS PHONE?
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nobody respects WHO WAS PHONE properly these days

but yeah I was CCed on them shits but never really got into reading them
I'm disappointed but not shocked it wasn't just people co-coordinating where to meet up to politicalsperg if the farms broke
 
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