Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[Stafford Beer Bong]

Much like klickitat makes money off Youtube vids whereas Lucas can't, I think it'd be hilarious if he saw wenttobermuda or Walter Fate getting money to field questions. Even if no one would pay, all he'd need to see is mentions of it online and he'd get worked up and convinced it's happening

Really anything you would possibly need to know about Lucas is addressed somewhere in this thread. There’s nothing new to glean by asking him directly as he will just lie anyway.

And no question @klickitat and @wenttobermuda are PhD’s in Wernology. Just refer to their posts. You’ll learn everything you ever needed to know and some stuff you’d rather not know about the Wern.

 

[Wernology]

Really anything you would possibly need to know about Lucas is addressed somewhere in this thread. There’s nothing new to glean by asking him directly as he will just lie anyway.

And no question @klickitat and @wenttobermuda are PhD’s in Wernology. Just refer to their posts. You’ll learn everything you ever needed to know and some stuff you’d rather not know about the Wern.

I know waaaaaaay more about the freak than I think he even knows about himself at this point.

But then, I'm good at reading people.

I should really do cards on his latest "job" adventure even though we all know it's already going down in flames.

 

[Patchwork Ragdoll]

Goldie's gf looks very young for her age. I believe is what they meant.

 

[AnOminous]

If this Gold X Wern saga is real, Gold is out a few hundred U. S dollars for absolutely nothing. Possibly less than nothing.

He may have bought himself a lolcow thread. Surely that's worth something.

 

[OnMeDick]

Goldie's gf looks very young for her age. I believe is what they meant.

I don’t fault someone for looking young for their age, I’m an oldfag but I look quite a bit younger than my actual age. That said, it veers into creepy territory when someone purposely TRIES to look EVEN younger, like posing in a kiddie pool or in a way that very young girls might. It implies to me either Goldie is a pedo or his gf likes being pedo chum

 

[BIG CATS]

I'm the LA catfish, guys. Rate me however you want.

I decided to text Lucas (from the same number as “Queefy Bae Tiffany” (with a completely different name) I asked him if he wanted to come to LA and he said “only if I have a ticket paid for”

I drank too much scotch, so I bought a ticket, planning on canceling it for him. He decided to go along with it despite my (not so subtle) hints I was fucking with him.

Goldie, Jeremiah and Klickitat didn't have anything to do with the planning or anything else. I really didn’t either. I didn’t think he was THIS stupid. Lol

I missed the refund time for the ticket, and wondered if he’d actually get on the plane. It only cost $109 so I wasn’t out nearly as much as the weirdo who bought him a bus ticket.

I never expected him to actually get on the plane, but I couldn’t get my money back.

He was also in a warmer, more liberal place where homelessness is more accepted. I felt stupid for doing it, but the weens that have showed up subsequently quelled that feeling entirely.

Happy new year!

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Actual quote from his newest video:
"If someone tells you you can't do something you should just go ahead and do it"

If you've got a bunch of people accusing you of being a wanna be pedophile/rapist, you'd think you'd choose your words more carefully than that. Ahhh Lucas, the jokes just write themselves with you don't they.

 

[Wernology]

I'm the LA catfish, guys. Rate me however you want.

I decided to text Lucas (from the same number as “Queefy Bae Tiffany” (with a completely different name) I asked him if he wanted to come to LA and he said “only if I have a ticket paid for”

I drank too much scotch, so I bought a ticket, planning on canceling it for him. He decided to go along with it despite my (not so subtle) hints I was fucking with him.

Goldie, Jeremiah and Klickitat didn't have anything to do with the planning or anything else. I really didn’t either. I didn’t think he was THIS stupid. Lol

I missed the refund time for the ticket, and wondered if he’d actually get on the plane. It only cost $109 so I wasn’t out nearly as much as the weirdo who bought him a bus ticket.

I never expected him to actually get on the plane, but I couldn’t get my money back.

He was also in a warmer, more liberal place where homelessness is more accepted. I felt stupid for doing it, but the weens that have showed up subsequently quelled that feeling entirely.

Happy new year!

There Lucas (I know he reads this thread), now don't you feel dumb for giving me all those free shoutouts blaming me for something I told you from the goddamned start I had nothing to do with?

Also, time to compile his latest boring ad videos because this one with his creepy shaved potato face did me in this afternoon.

Oh, and it's still not in the fucking cards for him.

Edit: Thanks for the bump to 500 subs from your free shoutouts, Lucas!

 

[denysdemontfort]

He really is looking quite rough. Wrinkles and zits thanks to lack of hygiene and hydration. Also his patchy beard hid that waddle before. Woof.

Yo Lucas, do you know what Gen Z girls love? People who take care of their skin.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Goldie's gf looks very young for her age. I believe is what they meant.
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Yeah, and she purposely tries acting as young as possible along with her making her voice sound as young as she could with Lucas. Like I said before, there's a lot of degenerates out there with a mindset similar to Lucas... they just aren't as dumb about it.

 

[Da Dude123]

I'm the LA catfish, guys. Rate me however you want.

I decided to text Lucas (from the same number as “Queefy Bae Tiffany” (with a completely different name) I asked him if he wanted to come to LA and he said “only if I have a ticket paid for”

I drank too much scotch, so I bought a ticket, planning on canceling it for him. He decided to go along with it despite my (not so subtle) hints I was fucking with him.

Goldie, Jeremiah and Klickitat didn't have anything to do with the planning or anything else. I really didn’t either. I didn’t think he was THIS stupid. Lol

I missed the refund time for the ticket, and wondered if he’d actually get on the plane. It only cost $109 so I wasn’t out nearly as much as the weirdo who bought him a bus ticket.

I never expected him to actually get on the plane, but I couldn’t get my money back.

He was also in a warmer, more liberal place where homelessness is more accepted. I felt stupid for doing it, but the weens that have showed up subsequently quelled that feeling entirely.

Happy new year!

Alright @BIG CATS , where did you hide the bodies? We saw a post that you were on a murder spree. Apparently, the police didn't care?

Also, you could have gotten that dumb autist Lucas killed. Him mooing around LA is dangerous territory for a PNW cow. Very dangerous. You could have sent the cow to slaughter.

 

[CrazyAsHell]

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He really is looking quite rough. Wrinkles and zits thanks to lack of hygiene and hydration. Also his patchy beard hid that waddle before. Woof.

Yo Lucas, do you know what Gen Z girls love? People who take care of their skin.

How does he qualify as an "insult comic" (not there is any such thing)? He is not funny. He is creepy and disgusting. His dream quotes are even creepy. Now, what I would find totally funny is if someone paid him $50 to do an "insult comic" vid on HIMSELF. That would be some funny shit.

 

[mothman96]

Alright @BIG CATS , where did you hide the bodies? We saw a post that you were on a murder spree. Apparently, the police didn't care?

Also, you could have gotten that dumb autist Lucas killed. Him mooing around LA is dangerous territory for a PNW cow. Very dangerous. You could have sent the cow to slaughter.

I'm on the side of don't poke the cow directly, but it was Lucas's Lust for the young and wealth that got him on that plane.

 

[Wernology]

How does he qualify as an "insult comic" (not there is any such thing)? He is not funny. He is creepy and disgusting. His dream quotes are even creepy. Now, what I would find totally funny is if someone paid him $50 to do an "insult comic" vid on HIMSELF. That would be some funny shit.

I'd say I'd pay him to do one on me, but he's done something like two videos and two IG posts about me free of charge so...

I'm not sure if he'd do one on himself if he KNEW it was on himself, but if it was worded in a way to sound like some other creep he definitely wouldn't realize it was about him because he legit doesn't think anything about him is creepy.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"If someone tells you you can't do something you should just go ahead and do it"

I'm on the side of don't poke the cow directly, but it was Lucas's Lust for the young and wealth that got him on that plane.

I'm also not a fan of cow tipping but I'm willing to make an exception when it comes to stuff like this.

The reason my general philosophy is ”don't interfere with lolcows, just sit back and watch them do stupid shit” is because for every Clyde Cash who can actually troll well, you get a hundred Idea Guys and I'd rather not encourage that sort of exceptional behaviour from Kiwis.

 

[boner_alert]

I had come here to post the comments from Klickitat's video of The Golden USB upload but @Patchwork Ragdoll got them already but look, @Goldaor did respond

Who the fuck is this bitch, they're everywhere on klick's comments. Are they referring to me as the sperg who ragequit? Or has there been more things being dropped here? I haven't had a chance to catch up yet. I didn't ragequit .. ah well maybe, Idk

@Goldaor u attention whore faggot, why don't you say something here

EDIT:

https://www.nohungernohustle.com/feed/featured-podcast-the-golden-usb

I believe this is the article they're referring to

 

[Seed Pod Tits]

Alright @BIG CATS , where did you hide the bodies? We saw a post that you were on a murder spree. Apparently, the police didn't care?

Also, you could have gotten that dumb autist Lucas killed. Him mooing around LA is dangerous territory for a PNW cow. Very dangerous. You could have sent the cow to slaughter.

I like M1lk, not offal.

 

[Wernology]

He’s so painfully unaware of everything about himself.

 

[AbraCadaver]

At Youtube some of them are now saying that Goldaor has been definitely IDed as the catfish. Somebody claims to have private chats of him admitting it.

Credible?

Big fucking faggot, if true.

 

[A Big Bumbling Black Man]

Ah yes, Goldy deleted his Facebook because he's too busy for school.
Not because there were pictures of him wearing a dress while riding a bike in public.
Man, wish I saved those pics.
Goldy you little shit, my faith in French Canadians has returned to rock bottom.