Cultcow Marjan Šiklić / Marijan Ciklic / GovernmentsGetGirlfriends / ThatIncelBlogger / CAAMIB - Third Edition: Fear and Loathing of Vagina

[4Macie]

I think that rule about any and all bodily functions for lolcows like ADF and Chris should be also be applied to Marj, yeah?

Edit: Although thinking about his endurance and stamina is hilarious.

I think that would be great for bodily functions like bathroom stuff and vomiting. But sex is literally all holden talks about, so to not talk about sex stuff and Holden's sexual organs would be a detriment to this thread.

Seriously. @4Macie must have really hit a nerve with him earlier. He just told me, completely unprovoked, that he typically lasts up to twenty minutes in the sack. I have no idea what to do with this information.

This just proves it. Holden lasts, start to finish, 20 min. This means from the time he takes his clothes off, to the time he's done, it's been 20 min. So either he did NO foreplay, or he did foreplay and lasted a minute.


Overall, I apologize for breaking Holden the Fuckbot. #sorrynotsorry

(It's all in a day's work; kinda proud of myself. Don't think he's broken this bad in a long time)

Edit: and he's already said he's totally fine with same sex relationships.... So no clue what that stuff earlier was about... Except it proves his a virgin. It literally says "my dick is more progressive, even though it's never had a vagina". So... Holden is a confirmed lying virgin.

 

[Adamska]

I did and that made him cry "NUH UH! NO I'M NOT!"

Ask him to define what the fuck foreplay is then. Then laugh at his responses.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Ask him to define what the fuck foreplay is then. Then laugh at his responses.

Considering what he said to me in no grand detail, licking boobs and tugging hair. He's not an imaginative husbando, but as a good waifu, I accept him and his quirks.

Really, I'm going to have to look into the ED article and try and find the source thread for his acceptance of gays. Apparently, he posted on one of the forums that an older man wanted to have sex with him, and he was considering it. He certainly is more honest on other forums than the Farms.

 

[Rin]

The thing I found the most weird about his posts were his apparent anti-pedo stance. I though @Holden was in favor of fucking 12-year-old girls (and even younger boys)?

 

[Adamska]

The thing I found the most weird about his posts were his apparent anti-pedo stance. I though @Holden was in favor of fucking 12-year-old girls (and even younger boys)?

He does. Thread 2 had a bunch on that one, because he thought that age of consent laws were shit.

 

[supdup]

Edit: and he's already said he's totally fine with same sex relationships.... So no clue what that stuff earlier was about... Except it proves his a virgin. It literally says "my dick is more progressive, even though it's never had a vagina". So... Holden is a confirmed lying virgin.

Looked like copypasta to me.

 

[Positron]

Seriously. @4Macie must have really hit a nerve with him earlier. He just told me, completely unprovoked, that he typically lasts up to twenty minutes in the sack. I have no idea what to do with this information.

He usually takes 19 minutes to locate his microdick.

 

[supdup]

I thought he was leaving forever? He just can't stop with the lies.

 

[Ruin]

Seriously, is it a full moon out? I've never seen Fuckbot go this insane in his posts.

He does this when people get a little too close to the truth. On his old topic I insinuated based on a guess that he gained a ton of weight due to his lifestyle and instead of condescending me like he normally does, he flipped the fuck out and demanded that I reveal my "source."

He really lost it over Macie calling him a one pump chump huh?

 

[autisticdragonkin]

He does this when people get a little too close to the truth. On his old topic I insinuated based on a guess that he gained a ton of weight due to his lifestyle and instead of condescending me like he normally does, he flipped the fuck out and demanded that I reveal my "source."

He really lost it over Macie calling him a one pump chump huh?

@4Macie you destroyed @Holden

 

[ON 190]

He really lost it over Macie calling him a one pump chump huh?

Oddly, that's also the killswitch phrase for a 5000-series Fuckbot. "One-pump chump."

 

[chimpburgers]

The thing I found the most weird about his posts were his apparent anti-pedo stance. I though @Holden was in favor of fucking 12-year-old girls (and even younger boys)?

Remember it's Holden we're talking about, the same guy that changes and makes up definitions for words like "insane" and "atheist."The pedophilia he's talking about is most likely completely different than what we all know it is.

 

[Ruin]

Remember it's Holden we're talking about, the same guy that changes and makes up definitions for words like "insane" and "atheist."The pedophilia he's talking about is most likely completely different than what we all know it is.

Isn't making up your own definitions for words a big red flag for autism?

 

[Owlflaps]

The thing I found the most weird about his posts were his apparent anti-pedo stance. I though @Holden was in favor of fucking 12-year-old girls (and even younger boys)?

Lest we forget, @Holden cited Rome and Ancient Greece as inspirational non-feminist societies.

Both were rife with pedophilia and butt-sex.

 

[supdup]

Isn't making up your own definitions for words a big red flag for autism?

I think Schizotypal fits him really well.

The ICD definition is:

A disorder characterized by eccentric behavior and anomalies of thinking and affect which resemble those seen in schizophrenia, though no definite and characteristic schizophrenic anomalies have occurred at any stage. There is no dominant or typical disturbance, but any of the following may be present:

• Inappropriate or constricted affect (the individual appears cold and aloof);
• Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric or peculiar;
• Poor rapport with others and a tendency to withdraw socially;
• Odd beliefs or magical thinking, influencing behavior and inconsistent with subcultural norms;
• Suspiciousness or paranoid ideas;
• Obsessive ruminations without inner resistance, often with dysmorphophobic, sexual or aggressive contents;
• Unusual perceptual experiences including somatosensory (bodily) or other illusions, depersonalization or derealization;
• Vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, over-elaborate or stereotyped thinking, manifested by odd speech or in other ways, without gross incoherence;
• Occasional transient quasi-psychotic episodes with intense illusions, auditory or other hallucinations and delusion-like ideas, usually occurring without external provocation.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Inappropriate or constricted affect (the individual appears cold and aloof);

Check

Behavior or appearance that is odd, eccentric or peculiar;

see avatar and naked protests

Poor rapport with others and a tendency to withdraw socially;

why he spends all his time on kiwifar and is a virgin with rage

Odd beliefs or magical thinking, influencing behavior and inconsistent with subcultural norms;

rape obession

Suspiciousness or paranoid ideas;

rape apes

Obsessive ruminations without inner resistance, often with dysmorphophobic, sexual or aggressive contents;

breaking a womans spine makes you a lord

Unusual perceptual experiences including somatosensory (bodily) or other illusions, depersonalization or derealization;

we haven't seen this yet

Vague, circumstantial, metaphorical, over-elaborate or stereotyped thinking, manifested by odd speech or in other ways, without gross incoherence;

rape apes

Occasional transient quasi-psychotic episodes with intense illusions, auditory or other hallucinations and delusion-like ideas, usually occurring without external provocation.

whenever he goes into posting mania here

 

[deductionotaku]

The thing I found the most weird about his posts were his apparent anti-pedo stance. I though @Holden was in favor of fucking 12-year-old girls (and even younger boys)?

Only his desire to abolish the age of consent for boys proves he advocates pedophilia. His attraction to 12 year old girls is how they've matured to puberty and thus have working sex organs and are able to bear offspring; they're also at high risk for a number of disorders due to the stage of the organs' development, but this point is lost on him. Technically, that makes it hebephilia, not pedophilia. Most people still call hebephiles pedophiles simply because they're still preying on naivete and curiosity, plus some children that age still feel compelled to please adults, and I guarantee Holden doesn't realize this distinction unless he reads this post, but this doesn't prove genuine pedophilia. Only the boys prove it. Even if he personally is not attracted to prepubescent boys - which would probably be his only redeeming quality so far - he's still siding with the real pedophiles.

 

[supdup]

C

we haven't seen this yet

I can only guess, but I bet he has experienced Derealization

http://www.calmclinic.com/anxiety/symptoms/derealization

"In cases of severe anxiety, a person may feel as though they're going crazy. They may feel as though something is off in reality and the world around them is essentially crashing. In some cases, this may cause the world to feel "unreal," as though something is off in the world around them.

This is known as derealization, and it's a frightening anxiety symptom. It's also completely subjective, making the experience sometimes very difficult to understand unless you've been through it."

 

[Rin]

Only his desire to abolish the age of consent for boys proves he advocates pedophilia. His attraction to 12 year old girls is how they've matured to puberty and thus have working sex organs and are able to bear offspring; they're also at high risk for a number of disorders due to the stage of the organs' development, but this point is lost on him. Technically, that makes it hebephilia, not pedophilia. Most people still call hebephiles pedophiles simply because they're still preying on naivete and curiosity, plus some children that age still feel compelled to please adults, and I guarantee Holden doesn't realize this distinction unless he reads this post, but this doesn't prove genuine pedophilia. Only the boys prove it. Even if he personally is not attracted to prepubescent boys - which would probably be his only redeeming quality so far - he's still siding with the real pedophiles.

In my opinion the vast majority of people who insist that they're hebephiles are just pedos trying to find a more socially acceptable term for it. That, in combination with how butthurt they tend to get about people using the wrong terminology, means I'm just going to stick with pedophile.

Given that he was ranting earlier about how twelve-year-old girls are budding sluts and he'd rather have his daughter be raped than "seduced," I find it highly ironic that Fuckbot was taking the "think of the children" tactic. Not that I'd expect him to recognize irony, but the whole rant just seemed oddly out of character for him.

 

[HickoryDickory]

I kind of think the pedo stuff is just something he latched onto like a lot of the manosphere rhetoric he re-posts. -- And I don't particularly believe he wants a 12 year old, but does want someone he would be able to control and what's easier to manipulate than someone younger? He still seems to be stuck in the same mindset of that anxious little 16 year old boy, but greatly degenerated.